February 08, 2006
Paris Hilton and Val Kilmer make out
I don't know how old these pictures are, but I'm sure this is one of those days that Val Kilmer wishes he could erase. I mean getting photographed trying to desperately tongue kiss Paris Hilton? He might as well have been taped masturbating to a Powerpuff Girls cartoon. At least it would've been less embarrassing.
EDIT: Sorry guys, had to take down the photos. If you missed it, your eyes should be thanking you.
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Comments
1. Posted by rivercmb on February 8, 2006 05:57 AM
But I thought Maverick was his wing man?....
Is this some of her repo stuff.
2. Posted by AmberDextrose on February 8, 2006 06:31 AM
Counselling! I demand counselling! I want to apologise here and now for sneering at any previous posters who claimed to have lost their lunch over Superficial pics: I thought you were hamming it up. Bad bad karma.
My eyes are bleeding, agh, agh, agh (thank the Lord I can touch type because my retinas are burnt!)
3. Posted by amiantos on February 8, 2006 06:55 AM
Looks like Val is wearing the beard (and the fatness) for his role in Wonderland. She had a bit part in that film. Her slight chubbiness in her face matches what she looked like in Wonderland.
Crazy Val. Why, Val, why?
4. Posted by boo on February 8, 2006 07:30 AM
ughhh.... i havent even had my morning coffee, and i had to see THIS first thing. bah, gross, makes me want to vomit.
5. Posted by Bo_Smith on February 8, 2006 07:34 AM
This is gross how could she kiss him. Is he going downhill? Remember when Leonardo was dating her those were the days!
6. Posted by billabong021 on February 8, 2006 07:43 AM
HOley FUK that looks embarassing for val kilmer!
7. Posted by Bee on February 8, 2006 08:08 AM
These photographs are most likely stills from the movie Wonderland. See because Val Kilmer was in that movie and so was the slut Paris.
So once again this site is speculating and creating unlikely scenarios out of bullshit.
8. Posted by BibaBui on February 8, 2006 08:10 AM
Val Kilmer is wearing shining silver pants. Let´s assume he wasn't very picky that day.
9. Posted by CheekyChops on February 8, 2006 08:11 AM
That title could have read "Paris Hilton makes out with a homeless man" cause that's what it looks like. It's a whole big bowl of nasty.
10. Posted by BEAM on February 8, 2006 08:20 AM
I assumed a star like Val Kilmer had much better options than, well, Paris Hilton. She's really average looking at best and has a small rack. A major movie star like him should be banging some Adriana Lima lookalikes, not that cokehead peice of slop.
11. Posted by Kealeen on February 8, 2006 08:30 AM
I don't think Kilmer's hair was that short in Wonderland, and Paris' outfit doesn't look like something she would've worn in the movie, so I doubt its a still. Seriously, they should use these pics to show kids what can go wrong if they try Ecstasy.
12. Posted by Bee on February 8, 2006 08:32 AM
Well maybe its not a still but Val Kilmer would certainly not makeout with her because he wanted to.
If it's not from the movie that the photos were taken on the set.
13. Posted by jennyjenjen on February 8, 2006 08:54 AM
Number 5, SHE kiss HIM??? Noooooo how could Val fall from grace??? Number 11 is right. It is obvious that Val is the victim of a date rape drug, and Paris should be seriously questioned by the proper authorities. This type of criminal deviant behavior on anyones part, even an heiress.. will not be tolerated in America! The grassroots campaign starts here.. FREEVAL.ORG
14. Posted by kfedismybabydaddy on February 8, 2006 09:17 AM
This is just nasty.
15. Posted by Sheva on February 8, 2006 09:25 AM
Put her to work Val.
16. Posted by Nola on February 8, 2006 09:28 AM
The last picture shows Paris giggling at the sight of Val's career falling over dead at her feet.
Oh, the humanityyyyyyyyyy...
17. Posted by celeb_hater on February 8, 2006 09:36 AM
On poster has it right. It was during the filming of wonderland or around that time. Paris had a bit part in the movie playing a skank. Or in otherwords, she was playing herself. Is her 15 mins up yet?
18. Posted by kroft on February 8, 2006 09:45 AM
Val Kilmer might not be an A-lister but he's had a much better career than Paris Hilton could ever hope to have. Unless you are talking about a career as a drunken table-dancing cab-peeing dog-abusing nipple-slipping crotch-showing personal-item-losing lazy-eyed piece of slutty white trash. Because despite his best efforts Val could never live up to the Paris standard there.
And he used to be married to Joanne Whalley, not a well-known actress but a far superior piece of ass to Paris in her prime, even if she always seemed like a real bitch in her movies.
19. Posted by Whatup on February 8, 2006 09:46 AM
WTF I was eating something when I clicked on this page now I feel sick. Val just kissed like 50 other guys and 20 women and 4 dogs with that kiss!
20. Posted by ESQ on February 8, 2006 10:00 AM
#11 I laughed when you wrote: "Seriously, they should use these pics to show kids what can go wrong if they try Ecstasy."
I agree with the majority of the posts here it probably was when she played "Barbie" (what an appropriate name for her) in Wonderland which was made in 2003.
Lets hope Val Kilmer sues someone of these pictures and checks himself out for STDs immediately.
21. Posted by Alia on February 8, 2006 10:05 AM
I hope in all that is holy that Val has by now gargled his mouth out with some Clorox. It is the only way to kill such a diease from Paris' tongue.
22. Posted by PapaHotNuts on February 8, 2006 10:05 AM
He runs less of a risk of infection by going to China or Thailand and humping every sickly chicken he could find.
Asian Bird Flu- O.K.
Paris Hilton Killer Beaver Syndrome- Death
23. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 8, 2006 10:12 AM
Ewwwww, gross! I truly really felt revulsion when I saw that pic. Dude, you were BATMAN! Wha tha Fuk!?? He HAD to be super drunk or just really bored. Again, EWWWWWWWWW!!!!
24. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 8, 2006 10:13 AM
I am ashamed to share the name Val with him. I'm gonna change it to Juana.
25. Posted by reesestet on February 8, 2006 10:17 AM
Her parents must be proud.
26. Posted by gsprescueguy on February 8, 2006 10:29 AM
Let's see.....
This could be a PSA for anti-drugs, anti-drinking, STD's, Mastercard Parody, etc...
Maybe something like this....
"See kids what drinking and drugs can get you: drunken, drug-induced pictures of you on the interenet kissing Paris Hilton/Val Kilmer (depending on who you think is worse, I can't decided)."
Feel free to add or elaborate.
27. Posted by Darby on February 8, 2006 10:31 AM
Great now he is a drunk perv who hits on girls half his age...classy.
28. Posted by manunited on February 8, 2006 10:43 AM
To BEE, the thing that typed "So once again this site is speculating and creating unlikely scenarios out of bullshit":
I have never been a fan of adding comments to these sites but I created an account for the first time because I am so sick of reading moronic responses such as yours.
If you look to the right you'll find what we here in America call a "Disclaimer" - if you are unable to read it or understand it, let me know and I'll retype it for you in size 36 font & put it into kiddie terms for you. So go ahead & read it, digest it for a bit & let us know your pathetic thoughts afterwards.
Now shut the eff up & let the rest of us people that actually have a sense of humor continue reading the good stuff that is celebrity gossip, fake or true.
29. Posted by star_strat45 on February 8, 2006 10:48 AM
Gross, I've lost all respect for the man.
30. Posted by chewgees on February 8, 2006 11:12 AM
Looks like Barry Gibb from the BeeGees. Whoever that is kissing that trash can called a woman deserves any sores he gets.
31. Posted by A2Bcom on February 8, 2006 11:16 AM
My respect for Val has dropped about a thousand percent after seeing these. Even I wouldn't kiss with that barbie girl, and I'm just a smuck. Yukkk....
32. Posted by Donald Rack on February 8, 2006 11:24 AM
He probably had too much to drink after finishing Wonderland or something. He was using her the way she was meant to be used.
33. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 8, 2006 11:25 AM
Manunited...you're my hero. Say it loud, say it proud. You GO!!!
34. Posted by Average on February 8, 2006 11:27 AM
++gives manunited a standing ovation++
35. Posted by JBird on February 8, 2006 11:39 AM
Is it me or does he look less like Batman and more like a homeless Chuck Norris? weird.
36. Posted by GirlyGirl on February 8, 2006 11:47 AM
WHOARF!!! Oh, 'scuse me. Man. That was gross.
37. Posted by Mary45 on February 8, 2006 12:20 PM
See what can happen after an all nighter... Scary!
38. Posted by Aimtrue on February 8, 2006 12:21 PM
Were these pics pre-sex tape- If so one could suggest that Val had no idea how nasty she was. She is repulsive because of what/who she does. If Val had no idea he could claim he was just trying to get some for a hottie. If these are post sex-tape Val needs a full STD panel and some antibiotics.
39. Posted by escapevelocity on February 8, 2006 01:11 PM
I just threw up in my mouth.
40. Posted by Randall Fitzgerald on February 8, 2006 01:16 PM
If we are the believe the datestamp in the names, these pictures were either taken on January 2nd 2006 or February 1st 2006.
If we are to believe the datestamp, that is. Either way, GOD DAMNIT that's disgusting.
41. Posted by Lynette Carrington on February 8, 2006 01:56 PM
Hey manunited, welcome and come back any time! What the hell was Val Kilmer thinking?!? Man, he really went slumming that night!
42. Posted by ESQ on February 8, 2006 01:57 PM
With thanks to posts #28 and #33
43. Posted by escapevelocity on February 8, 2006 02:08 PM
whoa, the photos were taken down? is paris hilton monitoring this site? i would've thought she'd be proud of her work.
44. Posted by Jayne on February 8, 2006 02:20 PM
my brother's used the pictures on his wallpaper :(
45. Posted by Hollus on February 8, 2006 03:18 PM
escapevelocity, I was thinking more along the lines of Val wanting the pics down. I just can't imagine why, of all the things Paris has done that have ended up on this site, pics of her making out with Val is the thing that angers her to the point of getting her people to get the pics removed.
46. Posted by Doc on February 8, 2006 03:34 PM
its gotta be Kilmer's people responsible for pulling the photos down... he must be embarrassed or something... I dont think Paris gets embarrassed... if she does about this, what does that say about Val... damn...
47. Posted by Mary45 on February 8, 2006 03:38 PM
Maybe these were some of the "items" removed from her unpaid storage unit,
48. Posted by Celetina on February 8, 2006 03:43 PM
I saw the photos earlier this morning, and I can in fact confirm that they were from movies, specifically the vomit fetish video "Ugly Putz and Drunken Sluts Are Here To Make You Puke Your Guts vol. 319". The same photos were also cited in the famous medical documentary "A Step-By-Step Guide To Contracting HIV".
49. Posted by Useless101 on February 8, 2006 04:28 PM
Useless Things has em up.
http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/
50. Posted by teacupwithachip on February 8, 2006 05:49 PM
Well, look at the bright side. My Val Kilmer fan club has been buzzing all day.
51. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 8, 2006 06:27 PM
#48 lets catch a movie sometime, like maybe something educational and shit.
52. Posted by tothemax on February 8, 2006 06:31 PM
What. The. Fuck?!! If I didn't already hate Val Kilmer, I would certainly start now.
53. Posted by HollyJ on February 8, 2006 07:57 PM
When you eat asparagus, it makes your pee reek.
Not related to the story, but shit, I've run out of interesting ways to call her a diseased spelunking deathhole.
54. Posted by escapevelocity on February 8, 2006 08:45 PM
#45, 46: thanks for the info, guys. kinda figured as much... i guess kilmer had more time on his hands than i thought.
i'd like to reiterate that i literally threw up in my mouth when i saw those.
55. Posted by hafaball on February 8, 2006 11:14 PM
He must of been very dirty and very disgusting because it looked like Paris didn't even enjoy that...and that just boggles my mine... :o
thanks Useless...i think heh
56. Posted by fluku on February 9, 2006 12:02 AM
er am i the only one that sees the remarkable resemblence between Iceman and the cavemen in the Geico commercial???????
no im not being facetious im dead on serious
...the mouth, the hair, the blank stare its val ferkristsakes
57. Posted by Kait on February 9, 2006 02:38 AM
Has anyone actually seen Wonderland? Paris had a bit part in the movie. These definitely aren't stills. These probably were taken around the time the movie was shot, but these are definitely not taken from the movie.
58. Posted by Tea on February 12, 2006 01:22 AM
ive seen Wonderland and the pictures here before they were removed ... she barely spoke in that movie and there was no tongue-wrestling involved with Kilmer and she that those could have been stills ... just all kinds of nasty
... whenever I think of Paris Hilton, I think of the following "Family Guy" quote:
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
59. Posted by Tea on February 12, 2006 01:26 AM
http://castironskillet.livejournal.com/284649.html
click there and see what the fuss is about
blech
60. Posted by rxmxj on February 12, 2006 12:44 PM
WOW. That is GROSS SAD.
I wonder what Paris's boy toy of the moment, Stavros Niarchos, thinks of these pictures?
Or was she doing Paris Latsis when these taken?
Oh the Drama. tsk tsk.