amazing. this is my favorite post yet

Hookers are harder to quit than cigarettes.

You can't fault old Charlie though, it's just his god given nature, like seeing a Baldwin get drunk and slap a woman.

rolls eyes

Didn't Charlie once marry one of Heidi Flies hookers? I think they said she was a model but by model they meant skany ho.

*skanky coke ho, I meant.

This is a great post. How needy and pathetic must Denise Rchards be? Why would she even have spoken to Charlie Sheen let alone felt it was a good idea to date, marry and have unprotected sex with him, therby birthing his children. The man is seriously ill. He has serious femal issues. And by female issues I don't mean PMS.

"Give me your syphilis, your gonorrhea, your huddled masses of small, itchy bumps. The wretched refuse of whatever that is on your inner thigh. As long as I'm paying for it, I'll take all I can get."

This is so funny... OMG!

It's all overblown. Charlie has the finest taste in hookers the world over and has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars for the top shelf bitches.

Denise is a over the hill Hollywood whore trying to get attention.

Whatever she got, she got from someone other than Charlie.

Well, I've never been a fan of Denise Richards but if I have to judge (and I must, I must) I would say she is a skanky ho as well and they were meant for each other. Ho, Ho, Ho, blo, blo, blo.

NOW she finally makes this a major priority in her life? Or is she jealous that no one writes anything about her anymore.

10. - Oh please, like she did this for PR? That's the stupidest comment I've read yet.

ANYWAYS. I think this is more sad then anything...and sad in the real sense of the word...like someone she loved and made babies with turned on her and possibly gave her something.
Love how everyone calls every female on here a skank regardless of their past.

Wait a minute.....Does Charlie Sheen have HIV or something? Did I miss the memo....?

Although I like Denise Richards, she knew all about Charlie Sheen before she started dating him. What did she expect? Did she expect that she could change him? Wake up Denise, leopards do not change their spots.

I hate to break it to you #13, but that's the only reason any woman dates any man. As a friend of mine told me, "Marriage is about doing things that you don't want to."

In response to #11:

I hardly think her news is noteworthy. To me it is a VERY personal and private matter, something I would not want to share to the world.

Perhaps someone like you would enjoy reading news like that about yourself. Someone has to pay attention to you after all.

#14 I hate to break it to you #13, but that's the only reason any woman dates any man. As a friend

I must be some insane and disgusting form of a woman, because the thought of wasting my time dating, let alone marrying someone who I don't trust, appreciate or tolerate doesn't appeal to me.

Why risk marriage when you CLEARLY know "a woman wants to change you."
Don't get hitched, really.

May I use this post to again trot out my favorite Charlie Sheen quote: "I didn't pay hookers for sex. I paid them to go home afterwards."

Thank you.

I mean as much as I hate Denise Richards I wouldnt wish AIDS...or the clap on anyone

#14
I have been married for over 13 years. I did not date my husband to change him. I liked him and still like him for who he is. And, I disagree with your friend. That is a real unhealthy and unrealistic attitude.

I'm with SMF121490. #14, if your thoughts stay like that, you are destined to die alone with only your 50 cats to mourn you. You must be a man, because only a man that has been burned would say that. Either that, or you're a sleazy whore of a woman that really thinks that way. If that's the case, I feel pity for you.

if she does have something im sure chuck will try to convince her she got it from a tractor

It's not an "AIDS Test", it's an HIV test. AIDS is caused by HIV. Also, 'AIDS' doesn't mean much anymore because people who have HIV can have full-blown AIDS and medical treatment and drugs can reduce viral load to almost nil. HIV cannot be cured. AIDS essentially can in a lot of cases (but, of course, it can always return.)

If you go to get an HIV test, they will almost always test you for the common STD's going around. In fact, its pretty difficult to JUST get an HIV as the doctor/nurse will strongly urge you to get a full test.

Good for Denise! Everyone should be tested at least once a year for all common STDs if you are sexually active. HIV is not a gay disease and it is certainly not a disease that only 'sluts' get. Grow up people.

Denise is a little too "girl next door" nice. I think charlie was hoping she'd turn into a 2 dollar ho in the bedroom, like he was used to, once they got married.

So, Charlie is, in terms of potential STDs, a male Paris Hilton? If they got together I wonder if their STDs would cancel each other out, or combine to create the Anti-Christ.

@8

"top shelf hooker" is equivalent to "the world's finest spontaneous human combustion" or "Grade-A testicular elephantitis"

there are just some things that don't really COME in "top shelf"

It's sad that Denise has to go through this, I hope everything works out for the better.

It amazes me the jealous people on this board who call her a ho and skank just because she is beautiful and has much more than some of you poster. She hasn't done anything to be labled a ho or skank.

I believe she just feel in love with him and took the chance and married him. Not to change him, I believe she thought he had already changed. That doesn't make her a ho or skank, it just makes her human!

I have been married for 21 years. I didn't marry my husband to change him nor did he marry me for that reason. All you can hope for is that you change together over the years, because everyone does change.

I hope some of you people enjoy your solitude. As for the rest, do you know how pathetic you sound. Your jealously is not only pathetic but very sad!!

'She hasn't done anything to be labled a ho or skank.'

Except be born with a vagina. Some people here have really issues with women. Like Charlie Sheen, to get back on topic!

Okay most of you are all idiots, and why are u idiots. BECAUSE you assume that you know either of these people. You ASSUME that because your two bit brain has just intercepted some biased argument about "whatever the hell celebrities do" that makes you judge, jury and executioner. So STOP, take a step back, and try not to judge people who you dont know.

On a side note one of my old high school friends is now Charlies personal assistant. He says that charlie is faithfull to his wife, even though she is a bitch. Like making him drive 5 hours for a stupid baby name book, and not announcing their divorce, which ended up costing him millions. He says the man is at work for 10 hours a day, and just usually wants to play with his kids.

My personal opinon is that Charlie has been getting top shelf pussy for years, but that it get old after a while and what he really wants to do now is have a family, and enjoy some of the finer things in life. I think he just chose some money grubbing over the hill actress. But then again I dont know her.

I love Denise,anyone who is mean to her i will cyber-kill you!!

Whip out a baby wipe and clean that little critter off before playing with it.

Sluts marry other sluts.

'He says that charlie is faithfull to his wife, even though she is a bitch.'

What a hero.

I like Denise too, and really feel bad for her. I think many women simply want to think highly of a man they love even if he does have a horrible reputation.