February 06, 2006
Lindsay Lohan loves 'J'

Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Olympus Fashion Week wearing a gold 'J' around her neck, either because she loves Jared Leto or loves jelly beans. I'm going with Jared Leto though, because I didn't find any traces of food when I inspected her poo. Now that I think about it, I didn't find any traces of poo either. It was more like a poo-shaped slab of cocaine glued together with laxatives. Go figure.
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Comments
1. Posted by senin on February 6, 2006 08:27 AM
How can a 19 year old need a breast lift? She better get on that before they go any further south.
2. Posted by Drew on February 6, 2006 08:46 AM
I can't believe how fast she has fallen. She was extremely attractive in "Mean Girls" and I think most people prefered when she had breasts and an actual body instead of just bones. Someone needs to start shoving food down her throat and get her back up in weight pronto.
3. Posted by Drew on February 6, 2006 08:46 AM
I can't believe how fast she has fallen. She was extremely attractive in "Mean Girls" and I think most people prefered when she had breasts and an actual body instead of just bones. Someone needs to start shoving food down her throat and get her back up in weight pronto.
4. Posted by pookiedoo on February 6, 2006 08:48 AM
Maybe she's dyslexic too, and thought it was an 'L'?
5. Posted by Tracie on February 6, 2006 08:57 AM
Yes, I can see her right now saying, "Omigod! It was SO an 'L' when I looked in the mirror!"
Gross hair, sick body, cunty attitude, accident and hospitalization prone. My bet is on Lindsay for the next young celebrity death in Hollywood.
6. Posted by wunderfulpixi on February 6, 2006 09:29 AM
Look Ma, a crack whore!
7. Posted by ashleigh Nankivell on February 6, 2006 09:34 AM
what's up with the eyes...
8. Posted by julema on February 6, 2006 09:46 AM
Shes just 19 and she had implants, and now collagen
shes a crazy ugly young woman...
too thin, too much freakles, too much surgery, too much smokes, too much drug, too much party, too much everywhere!!!
She's lost, she don't know who she is...
take a break lindsay
give us a break
9. Posted by PinkRose on February 6, 2006 09:48 AM
Silly guys.
The "J" doesn't stand for Jared. I stands for "joke".
10. Posted by MystressJade on February 6, 2006 09:52 AM
"J" stands for "Jack off right here".
11. Posted by Justin Cider on February 6, 2006 09:56 AM
I thought she was dating Sean Ono Lennon now.. At least that's what I read somewhere, I think the NY Post...
Maybe the "J" stands for John, John Lennon, or maybe it stands for "Joint"....
12. Posted by ElFurbe on February 6, 2006 10:21 AM
Well, she looks better there than she's looked in a while, even if she hasn't returned to her former glory.
Bring back the scarlet locks!
13. Posted by Aimtrue on February 6, 2006 10:23 AM
I hate to say it but it looks like she has gained a little weight back. Not much, but her face is more filled out and her chest is filling in a bit too. Yes the curvey version was better, but how many guys get bored with their women. With Lindsey you can have a new body every 6-12 months and not be cheating on her.
14. Posted by chewgees on February 6, 2006 10:25 AM
It looks like she's going for the "Lara Flynn Boyle I'm ready to pass out from food depravation" look. Good job Lindsay - keep up the good work!
15. Posted by rachel on February 6, 2006 10:32 AM
How did this girl get so freaking famous? I've never even seen any of her movies cuz they all look like they suck ass. She's not pretty at all...in fact, she's below average looking and the freckles are just yucky.
16. Posted by oh_phunk on February 6, 2006 10:45 AM
I actually think she's looking a little better. She still needs to gain some weight though. And her hair is still really ugly. Its always ugly. How many more times is she gonna have to dye it before she finds a color that isn't completely hideous? Seriously. Its getting ridiculous.
But yeah. She's only 19. She can still redeem herself. I hope she keeps getting better. Shes a great actress who has a lot going for her. All she needs to do is fire her stylist and keep her fingers out of her throat and she'll be all set.
17. Posted by illflux on February 6, 2006 10:54 AM
Deee-zam, she's gross lookin'!!!!
18. Posted by ESQ on February 6, 2006 11:28 AM
The "J" stands for jit stains here. What a 'tard she is, next up the Lindsey Lohan sex tape!
19. Posted by Peppermint on February 6, 2006 11:33 AM
I think the photo is reversed. That would explain the "J."
20. Posted by Demi-Moore on February 6, 2006 11:36 AM
She's a zombie bride, the 'J' stands for Jack Skeleton.
But eugh! Someone needs to give that girl a cookie, I wouldn't want to bump into her on a dark night. Hell, I wouldn't want to bump into her in broad daylight.
21. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 6, 2006 11:44 AM
I hate her hair that color. She has such a gorgeous shade of red hair and now it's all f**ked up. She's one of those typical girls who wear their boyfriends name on their bodies. I wouldn't be surprised if she's got it tattooed somewhere. I was just liking her when she started to plateau and go south. What a shame...
22. Posted by Sweet_cheeks on February 6, 2006 11:49 AM
"quote": How can a 19 year old need a breast lift? She better get on that before they go any further south. "end quote"
the needs a breast lift because her tits are stretched out from the enormous implants she had, plus she lost all the fat tissue in her ta-tas, so they say like a bag of sand.
maybe all the anorexics will get so skinny one day that they willl completely disappear, that way we'll never have to read or look at them again. it's only a matter of time.
23. Posted by HollyJ on February 6, 2006 11:52 AM
even her HAIR looks lackluster and starved
24. Posted by HollyJ on February 6, 2006 11:52 AM
even her HAIR looks lackluster and starved
25. Posted by mags on February 6, 2006 12:22 PM
Most fair-skinned redheads know that hours in the sun = entirely freckled body. And no tan till they blend together.
Ick.
26. Posted by BOOTSY COLLINS on February 6, 2006 12:25 PM
mayby she needs to love FOOD!!! that bitch needs a cheesburger...
27. Posted by oh yeah baby on February 6, 2006 12:56 PM
And her makeup looks like shit. A 13 year old would have done her eyes like that. Time to get a new artist...
28. Posted by nichole on February 6, 2006 01:12 PM
AHHHHHH. She used to be so cool, now she's just like every other stupid mother fucker. She needs to gain some effin weight and let that NASTY hair color grow out to reveal the beautiful red beneath.
AND STOP SINGING AND JUST MAKE SOME MORE FUNNY MOVIES LIKE MEAN GIRLS... Well, never mind, she could have been replaced with anyone and it would have still been just as good.... :p
29. Posted by little_miss_perfect on February 6, 2006 01:15 PM
I'll presume that this means she is not doing Leonardo DiCaprio.
30. Posted by little_miss_perfect on February 6, 2006 01:15 PM
or Bryan Adams, for that matter.
31. Posted by Chris'sMom on February 6, 2006 01:47 PM
Has anyone else noticed that she is looking more leathery in the face in every new photo? Someone give that girl a joint, she would at least get the munchies and eat something...maybe 'J'.
32. Posted by vanityunfair on February 6, 2006 01:57 PM
maybe the J is for Joaquin??? BUT IT BETTER NOT BE!!!!
33. Posted by little_miss_perfect on February 6, 2006 01:59 PM
If it stood for Joaquin there would be a giant "W" around her neck. Because, you see, Lindsay isn't smart enough to know that Joaquin starts with a "J" and not a "W".
34. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on February 6, 2006 02:03 PM
And we should care about this article because? I mean seriously...who gives a fuck.
On a side note. I don't find this girl attractive at all.
35. Posted by Leonie on February 6, 2006 03:08 PM
Looks like Christina Aguilera's hair extension maker got passed on to Miss Lohan here. Or is that Miss Leto?
36. Posted by i love james franco on February 6, 2006 04:47 PM
i think the "j" she is wearing looks like the logo for juicy couture
37. Posted by Miss Skyline on February 6, 2006 04:47 PM
She has the most hideous upper lip I've ever seen on anyone!
38. Posted by i love james franco on February 6, 2006 04:48 PM
i think the "j" she is wearing looks like the logo for juicy couture
39. Posted by escapevelocity on February 6, 2006 05:25 PM
hmm... her boobs look a little floppy. reminds me of the drew barrymore skit last week on SNL.
40. Posted by GAH-dy on February 6, 2006 05:56 PM
She looks like a 13 year old boy with too much make-up.
41. Posted by derekd on February 6, 2006 06:40 PM
What a goofy lookin' bitch! How anyone could be attracted to her is beyond me. I would still trow her a bone dough! OH!!! RIGHT INTO DA TERD INPUT! BADABING!
42. Posted by DannyJames on February 6, 2006 06:43 PM
what the fuck happend to her? anyone remember how incredibly smokin' hot she was in mean girls? and now we have THIS. This washed out bad dye job skinny ass coke whore who crashes her shit and is in the hospital every other weekend. I just hope that one day her skin explodes and an alien pops out, and this has all been an imposter Lohan, with Lindsay tied up in a suit case or something.
43. Posted by hermanita on February 6, 2006 06:53 PM
How can you even see the J? It looks more like a huge cancerous freckle (if that exists). But J for JOINT is what I thought you meant aswell when I first read the title.
Whoever said what's with the eyes is a moron, since that's the only part of her that actually looks pretty great. Now shut up and insult her about her freckles, weight problems, drug problems, weird looking lip and saggy boobs at 19 like every other normal person.
44. Posted by Shaun on February 6, 2006 07:17 PM
Those meths crystals actually do come out of your skin Lindsay. She looks like a meth lush.
45. Posted by bca2935 on February 6, 2006 08:39 PM
hmm. if she is really with jared leto i might have to cry. well at least its not Jake.
46. Posted by Rocknrope on February 6, 2006 08:59 PM
Call me when she has tits again.
47. Posted by CuriousKitten on February 6, 2006 09:16 PM
I'm surprised no one has yet to comment on the absurd fact that Jared Leto is still getting A-List (Ok, maybe B-list) celeb girlfriends. IMHU, he's as much of a loser as K-Fed. What's with his appeal?
48. Posted by becca11 on February 6, 2006 10:09 PM
do you know what he looks like? i think that might have something to do with his appeal
49. Posted by hafaball on February 6, 2006 10:53 PM
You know...after all her throwing up, snorting crack, acting like a whore, she does look Erecterrific!!
50. Posted by I'm in the nude for love scoo ba di booo salami on February 6, 2006 10:54 PM
She looks like Rose McGowan's ugly older sister.
51. Posted by jackielynnn on February 6, 2006 11:11 PM
can't you all see? this is the world premiere of her elvis impersonation! we're so lucky!
52. Posted by Jehanne on February 6, 2006 11:20 PM
Argh! It's Wednesday Addams!
53. Posted by polypam on February 6, 2006 11:32 PM
I was at this fashion show and when her song came on (the awful cover of "Edge of Seventeen"), I realized I wished that I had put some Twinkies in my purse to throw at her. She pranced down the runway with such an air of self-importance I'm surprised her head didn't explode. Regardless, her music sucks and she is not so talented that any of her film roles couldn't have been played by someone else (Rachel McAdams was the real star of "Mean Girls" anyway).
54. Posted by funkygoldmedallions on February 6, 2006 11:43 PM
The chick is fucking hot. One visit to Dr. Rey and the sweater puppies are back. You can't beat a 19 year old crazy Hollywood chick with a lot of money, an eating disorder, a steady cocaine habbit and daddy issues. Just ask Christina.
55. Posted by funkygoldmedallions on February 6, 2006 11:44 PM
The J is for my JUNK.
56. Posted by jennyjenjen on February 6, 2006 11:50 PM
She is totally on Heroin. No doubt about it. She always has that floaty look going on in her eyes and in her face and even her voice. I think Number 5 is right..
57. Posted by COMMONSENSESAYS on February 7, 2006 12:59 AM
She loves blow more.
58. Posted by Porcelyn on February 7, 2006 01:46 AM
her boobs are disapearing again
59. Posted by fame is funny on February 7, 2006 01:50 AM
the 'j' is for removing bits of teacup when she repeatedly falls holding them.
unfortunately, lodging bits of broken teacups in my eyes is what my doctor perscribed when i explained how tired i was of seeing 'news' regarding lindsay lohans repeated 'incidents'
60. Posted by SoupaSarah on February 7, 2006 05:39 AM
the life of a celebrity must be so hard. 8-). She was hot in Mean Girls nows she munts. shes a right munting munter!
Take this girl to Hackney!!
61. Posted by Jayne on February 7, 2006 11:23 AM
she looks nicer with dark hair than that piss color she had before.
62. Posted by spacca on February 7, 2006 11:52 AM
Im going with the fact she's so Dumb that she put the L on backwards so it looks like a J
63. Posted by billabong021 on February 7, 2006 12:39 PM
Know what her mouth kind reminds me of? those mummified bodies that are like thousands of years old, they'v got mouthes EXACTLY like that.
64. Posted by Whatup on February 7, 2006 01:42 PM
Here is a headline for ya "Scarlett, Keira bare all for magazine cover" link...http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11216869/
Paris Hilton look out here comes the Lohan whores!
65. Posted by Spindoc on February 7, 2006 01:44 PM
Comments number 33, and 43, LOL!!!! But I do think you guys are being a little harsh on her...she looks GREAT for being 43.
66. Posted by Wild Rose on February 7, 2006 02:09 PM
Hey "Superficial"!
Congrats on your mention in the L.A. Times Calendar section--you know what this means, don't you? More superficial treatment from "higher ups", maybe even a good table at your fav Hollywood spot! Wish you had a journal on here to share some of your private thoughts...well, good goin' and keep us laughin!
P.S. Lindsay's cringe-worthy hair is so over-processed I swear it's gonna break off at the roots any day now.
67. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 7, 2006 02:24 PM
JennyJenJen that sounds right. H is the only thing that can quickly bring you down from that coke high. So, she may or may not have a chippie. If she's messing with that, OH MY GAWD is she in for a BIG surprise.
68. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 7, 2006 03:08 PM
Next: Lindsay Lohan goes topless in movie (yeah like that's gonna be a surprise).
69. Posted by jennyjenjen on February 8, 2006 02:55 AM
67. She's in trouble, no doubt about it. I'm sure Nichole Richy is on it again as well. They hang out together and they both lost way to much weight too fast. I'm sure long nights of snorting blow are chilled out with a heroin breakfast.
70. Posted by OctoberButterfly on February 8, 2006 05:58 AM
guys.. harsh or what?
When i saw this pick i actually thought she looked quite hot. gorgeous as a red head, blonde and brunette. Plus did you not see her Vanity Fair pics? She looks loverly.
Now about the necklace, take another look... I have a similar one. My nan got it for me for my sweet 16. If it is the same, it is just a 'wave' / wiggly line.
Plus, I know Jared is usually hot, and has beefed up for their current role; but i don’t think they are dating. Just cause you are in a movie with someone and spend some evenings out, doesn’t mean your dating.
71. Posted by fluku on February 9, 2006 12:59 AM
57, ure missing 'to'
72. Posted by Jomairy Ochoa on February 10, 2006 02:05 PM
she looks SICK!! i'd hate to think how she'll look in her mid 20's or just when she's 30! and they say 40s are supposed to be the new "30"....nuh-uh! after i saw that photo of whats-her-ugly-face? umm...Teri Hatcher! yeah. My moms 45 and she looks better withOUT the make-up and jewels. Just imaginee how Lindsay Lohan will look when she's 40? will she even be around?.........hmmmm touchy subject.
I think she'll freak out and do a bunch of plastic surgery, be the next Joan River.
You're mother should be SO proud, Lohan.
73. Posted by Nikky Raney on February 11, 2006 01:24 PM
i love lindsay lohan :]
74. Posted by LL forever on February 16, 2006 02:50 AM
no offence but its so obvious that the letter J refers to "Jesus"
OH MY GOD its sooo obvious, y do u people hate her that much? she's amazing