I wouldn't touch anything of hers with my bare hands. I'm pretty sure you can get genital warts, just by handling a cellphone that once belonged to Paris Hilton.

Now I have to wonder, does Paris do these things deliberately? It IS possible you know. I mean dig it, the whole entire galaxy is talking about Paris Hilton. You can't buy that kind of notoriety. Well in her case....

This girl is constantly getting her shit ripped off. She looses her purse every time she goes to a club and then we read about how someone made off with a $20k watch, dildo, etc. Doesn't this twat learn by now, or learn the concept of “under lock and key?” Try it Pee-pee, it works just like a dick being into a vagina a concept I KNOW you are familiar with.

She has violated ALL of us by us reading about her stupidity on a daily basis.

If true there's loads of fun coming our way.

Yeah...like Paris has any clue how to use a computer.... Maybe its like one of those toy plastic laptops I gave to my nephew on his second birthday....with like 5 buttons that make noises.

And does anybody think they could even figure out what the hell Paris wrote in a "journal"...I'm thinking its more like coloring books.

You know, Lindsay Lohan just lost her journal. Apparently, putting your most private thoughts out into the world is now the thing to do for these celebs--just like, you know, cocaine and bulimia.

#4, Sheva, said it best.

Now we just sit back and wait, heh.

NUKULAR #5, so true, I was thinking the same thing when I read about the computers. She's probly called tech support more than once to help her with the ON swich.

By "personal journal" she meant the Enquirer. Clipping articles for her is an easier route than learning how to write.

I have her diary right here. Let's share.

See Paris shop. Shop Paris shop. Shop now Paris. Shop Shop Shop. I can Shop. I can walk, See Me shop. See Me walk. Walk Pairs walk. Shop Paris shop.

According to the AZ Republic (my hometown newspaper) these items weren't stolen. She defaulted on the storage bill & all the items were sold in a blind auction.

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0202hilton.html

That caption picture of her is priceless. "NOOO!!! SOMEONE STOLE MY FAVORITE.... ooooh...shiny..."

Rachel - Thanks for the site! That's even BETTER!!

If tht's true, then she's SUCH an IDIOT!! She's worth millions of dollars, and she can't send a check for storing her "priceless" personal stuff?

Maybe she has Alzheimers.

Holly J, you look the words right outta my mouth... literally.. lmao. i hit sign in and when i went to type an thanks to Rachel, I saw you'd done just that, in that space of 5 seconds..lol
Rachel, kudos for that...

This must be what it looks like when people tell Paris "NO".

Fake or not - there is a GOD and he just made my weekend because there's nothing better than seeing a rich girl cry! Well, maybe there is...seeing a rich girl get really FAT! Like Mariah Carey. That makes me happy. I guess I'm 2 for 2 this morning. Thank you Superficial!!! Now if you can only find a photo of Lindsay Lohan or Ashley Simpson or getting totally bitch slapped. That would make my freaking year! Well, that or K-Fed getting thrown out on his broke ass.

Anyway, this just shows how absolutely disconnected from reality this girl is. Seriously - she defaulted on her storage? Heh? What? Arrogant slut is what she is. "I'm Paris Hilton, like my Daddy will totally sue anyone who touches my stuff...oooh that's hot."

btw, yeah, caught my typo, type a thanks ...

Nicole Richie should get back on the food, if only to gain some weight and energy to beat the shit out of Paris.

#15, even better, you can watch House of Wax and see her get a pole lodged through her skull.

What a dumbass. I wonder if all her law suits are made into a class action suit. This girl has more cases than she has STD, which is a lot.

hey nukular, that was hilarious thanks for the laugh. you guys all crack me up, I never know what comments I am going to read that will have me dying at work...LoL.

Here comes more tapes and B.S.

Celeb gossip with the tabloids. I bet she hired someone to do it. In a couple of week's time she'll get her items back. She is that stupid to do something like that.

Paris "Pissed Myself Again" Hilton

someone got in her storage unit? from what i hear, it usually left wide open for deposits...

can someone explain why a person with a father with about 49843987539 houses and hotels needs a place to store two pink gameboys, some blues clues coloring books, and some glitter pens?

I wouldn't touch any of her stuff without at least a Haz Mat team. And a bombsuit with it's own oxygen tank. And...and...I wouldn't touch her stuff. Period.

#18, oh now I GOTTA see that flick. And #12, Rylie, you killed me, I almost peed my pants. Say #22 fame is funny, you go t a point there. Whazzup wit dat? I think we're being taken, here. I feel a funny pulling on my leg...hey...get off, Paris...!

SHE PULLED A LINDSAY LOHAN. How how these stupid bitches find it so hard to hold on to their so called "diaries" Anybody buying it? No? Didn't think so. When will she choke on her own vomit?

So, if this were like anyone else in the world, I would probably feel bad. But if you've had as much stuff stolen as she has and you have as much money as she does, why wouldn't someone have been watching it? Or is she just so intelligent that she didn't even lock it?

Second, if she really did fall behind in payments (my storage unit is like $11 a month) that would be HILARIOUS! All you have to do is send them a check. I pay six months at a time just so I don't forget. And they send you notices before they get rid of you stuff. Either way though, this is really funny, and I think the praying mantis got what she deserved.

"Now I have to wonder, does Paris do these things deliberately?"

I was kind of wondering the same thing myself. There have been three or four incidents of people hacking/stealing things of hers. They do have a condition where you do bad things to yourself for attention...

why would you touch her cloths? Isn't that like touching acid? Acid that not only eats through skin, but gives you STDs. And then you explode into a thousand pieces. Because it's very deadly acid.

I'm supposed to believe this barely literate lab monkey keeps journals? Of what? Bowel movements? Her "thoughts"?

Right.

Paris isn't clever enough to think of these stunts . . . it's called Karma . . . and man it is a bitch!

Famous or not, hate her or not, an invasion of privacy like this is just wrong.

That said... if enough of these incidents get her to permanently abandon her quest for talentless fame, I'm willing to shoe-polish my eyes, dress in camoflauge, and ransack her manse myself.

I said it was wrong, I didn't say I wouldn't do it.

If you read Nicole Ritchie's book "The Truth About Diamonds," which is basically about her life story before she got famous and it also includes Paris in it. She revealed that Paris had left her Sidekick somewhere on purpose so that she could keep herself in the public eye. I don't doubt that she did this on her own either.

WHO FUC******KING CARESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS???????????????????????????/

I think this girl is just way too ugly and nobody is or ever was interested in her, so she's trying to get fame anyway possible. No normal person would shove their peeing vagina in the camera like that, unless they're a newborn baby. She's so pathetic that it hurts to look at her. I think we all should feel pitty and shoot her to save her from this misery. We might just save the humanity.

Here's the real story:

A treasure trove of Paris' life was being warehoused in a Los Angeles facility. A small moving company, run by a husband and wife, was hired by someone connected with Paris to store her belongings in a locker. The Hilton family actually had checks cut to the husband/wife to cover the stoarge fee, but they did not pay the bills in full. As a result, all the items were auctioned off.

The high bidder actually had no idea what was inside the bin. It was a blind auction. We're told when the new owner realized what was inside, that person sold it to someone else. Now, David Hans Schmidt, who makes a living brokering celebrity sex tapes, is the middleman, demanding a minimum of $20 million for Paris' stuff.

It had been revealed that some of the contents are shocking, far more compromising than the infamous sex tape.

Bottom line, Paris had no idea her possessions were in jeopardy. She was blind-sided, and now it could cost her a fortune.

i think she's crying b/c someone stabbed her in the back with a piece of paisley.

Of course she does this stuff on purpose! The sex tape scandal happened just in time for her to promote "The Simple Life"... her sidekick was hacked to promote "House of Wax"... and now her journal's been stolen right before her album drops. Coincidence? I think not. This whole thing smells fishier than her crotch.

I found another pic of her! Glory hole included
http://www.pilotguides.com/images/content/community/travel_writers/Bali%20The%20Mad%20Monkey.JPG

OMG Holly! That brought tears to my eyes...

haha holly. If only her vagina was that clean. Very funny! ^_^ You people are great.

XD lmao HollyJ.