This is her Lord's way of permanently grounding her career.

Thank you Britney Spears' Jesus - thank you.

Albert Einstein didn't have a single child, and yet Britney Spears and Kevin Federline aren't going to be happy until they've got 12-13 little buggers running around eating dirt

LOL!! I love it!

just leave the poor kids alone. it's not their fault.

So much for the weight loss goals. Maybe this time Britney can use the stretch marks from her last pregnancy to add to the overall image of her exposed white-trash midriff during this one. Can't wait to see the cutoffs again. Nothing's hotter than trashy shorts on a pregnant woman.

These two should be sterilized. Immediately. Snippity-snip.

Where in the hell did K-FED find time to give Britney the baby batter? After hearing his latest master piece..you would think he would be too busy in the studio for a follow up to his number one hit PO PO ZAO!

For some reason I don't believe this story. However, if it's true then she can kiss her career goodbye - thank God.

Is there something wrong with me that I enjoy watching her screw her life up for my entertainment? Maybe I should get out more.

For the sake of historical accuracy, Einstein had three children by Mileva Maric, his first wife. Their daughter Lieserl was born in 1901, before Einstein and Mileva married, in 1902. All trace of her was lost after the age of two. It is believed that Lieserl was either put up for adoption or died of scarlet fever at a young age.

Son Hans Albert was born on May 14, 1904, in Bern, Switzerland, and died in 1973, in Falmouth, Massachusetts. He is buried in Woods Hole, Massachusetts.

Second son, Eduard, was born on July 22, 1910. He died, in 1965, in a psychiatric hospital in Switzerland. Eduard had suffered from schizophrenia since his early twenties.

Thanks to http://www.skirball.org/exhibit/einstein_answers.asp for the info.

She's just securing her take home pay in the welfare line by having as many babies as possible.

Ah, and to think, I used to be envious of her. On a good note, maybe she's just holding out for a baby girl and once she gets it, she'll finally dump K-Fag.

It's a shame, after the ear-piercing episode, i thought for sure he was on his way to becoming Fed-Ex. It's just a matter of time before this arrogant mothereffer starts cheating on Britney anyway, don't you think?

Maybe by grabbing her belly and saying "That's right, number 2," that was her way of indicating that she is full of shit.

This is pretty funny. What a train wreck those kids are going to be. Who is more attractive these days, Katie Holmes, Britney Spears or that guy Bob that anchors CBS news? I vote for Bob.

Definitely Bob.

illflux, you're hilarious...

Maybe she just had to go poop!

"She's acting the same way she did when she was pregnant with her first child."

Interpretation :

"She's on a hormonal roller coaster and will bust bipolar on your ass at any given moment without the slightest provocation. Put up the Cheetos and the shotgun."

I got K-Fed pregnant.

PRAISE XENU!!!

"State Sanctioned Sterilization" Sorry that's the first thing that popped (pooped) into my head.

#10 I was thinking the same thing

"that's right nuber two" means she is severly constipated.

Darwin is rolling in his grave...

illflux beat me to it. Britney is trashy enough to announce in public that she needs to make a bowel movement. Speaking of bowel movements, how did K-fed get her pregnant since he's in Vegas all the time?

OH GOD I've taken to just leaving the window open and hitting refresh! Please slow down, something sensible like 5 stories a day. I beg of you.

You're right Jesus, you turn away for a sec and you're like 5 'poopie' jokes behind

awwwwww

#14

Funniest COMMENT EVVVVVVEEERRRR!!!
You Rule #14!!!

Not saying I believe it or not, but this is what I got from another site...

Despite what you may be reading on other websites, Britney Spears "is not pregnant", her publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, confirms exclusively to PerezHilton.com.

A source very familiar to the situation tells us, "It is 99.99% unlikely that Britney is pregnant. If she is, she has kept it a secret from her mom and her family, which is very out of character for her. And, she more than likely did not tell anyone she was pregnant while shopping at a store recently, but if she did, she was probably just kidding or said that because she felt insecure after all the tabloids have been calling her fat."

You people are all sheep. You believe every rumor that you hear and start tearing it apart as if it were fact. Britney Spears is NOT pregnant. Nor did she chase Kevin down to stop him from piercing the baby's ear. Try living in the limelight for a day or two and read how much of your life is true, and what is just what sells newspapers and destroys careers.

Any word yet on who's the father of this baby?

Mommy's stories and Cheetos? You've been watching that episode of the Simpsons where Lisa gets fat and is married to Ralph Wiggum, haven't you? Only you left out the part about momma's pryin' stick...

all that she wants is another baby... I hope she finally splits with that douchbag!

#22

Hahahaha Funniest dude ever!
You Rule man... you f*@&ing RULE!!!

PKClover ranted:

"
You people are all sheep. You believe every rumor that you hear and start tearing it apart as if it were fact. Britney Spears is NOT pregnant. Nor did she chase Kevin down to stop him from piercing the baby's ear. Try living in the limelight for a day or two and read how much of your life is true, and what is just what sells newspapers and destroys careers.
"

Uh huh. And I'm supposed to feel sorry for the girl who had that hideous old hag Madonna shove her pink oral dick-tickler down her throat on national t.v. as a way of grabbing some more hard-earned publicity, because, you know, she just 'vants to be left alone'?!?

Think, just for a moment, about where Madonna's tongue has been, before that fateful 'kiss'. Can you keep your lunch down? I can't.

#24 "Try living in the limelight for a day or two ..."

How about trying a little self control while you're *in* the limelight?

I mean, just a suggestion...

I doubt that we'll ever be lucky enough that Britney leaves Kevin, but I predict that sometime early in her third trimester he'll dump her for Paris Hilton.

Hm.

That didn't take long.

I am not a number, I'm a human being!!!

But aside from that, he must have super sperm, more super than thou. at least he has talent somewhere ;D

Oh my god. How fucking stupid can you be, I cant wait untill some trailer skank comes out of bumblefuck tennesee to say k-fed knocked her hillbilly ass up. Brittany would probably just adopt the baby though. God only knows how many children that walking sperm bank has.

My guess, is she figured people were looking at her and thought she was fat so said she was pregnant to explaing the hulking belly that was probably hanging over her out of style Juicy Coutoure Sweats.

Wait...she grabbed her belly and announced "That's right...number 2!" Are you sure she just wasn't announcing that she had to take a shit?

Hahahaha

Irish twins!!!

How quaintly 19th century.

i heard the same as number 23...and i tend to believe it b/c it's just not clausible to be pregnant again. she's just fat and can't take the time to put down the twinkies and get a personal trainer...

A few weeks ago I called on all the Supericial mommies to REALLY scrutiznize Brit's latest picture taken at the mall. Yes, I was right---PREGNANT. Now if you will all pardon me, I need to go get an LA-sized scrub brush and some 409 and go help Unicef as we attempt to sanitize the gene pool after this latest announcement.

Is she really pregnant or did she just eat someone elses baby and is pretending it "lives" in her stomach?

When are these women going to stop letting KFed reproduce?

Then again, this would be the magic number. Two kids with Shar, 2 with Britney. Should be about time to move on to bigger and better things! And by bigger and better, I mean richer and dumber.

einstein had kids! one of his wives was his cousin...so much for being a "genius"

Cletus Junior.

Maybe?

PKClover--you presume too much. I can only speak for myself, but I don't think all of us read something here and automatically take it as the gospel truth--it's just too much fun to poke fun at the celebrities who have made fools of themselves with their erratic, and in many cases, immoral behaviour. You rarely, if ever, see reputable stars skewered here...because they know how to conduct themselves. But I'll gladly proclaim it here I have thought Britney has been a media WHORE since she came out with her first video, and it's only coming back to bite her in her over-sized ass right now. She wants to be left alone, and live her life like a normal stay-at-home mom? Doesn't happen that way if you have acted like she has in the past--and has profited from it considerably, I might add. I will say this, though--her baby is absolutely adorable.

Can you say WASHED UP? How about CAREER OVER? Well she better start practicing cuz it will duely be followed after her name shows up on any media outlet. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

Well now their little band will be complete. Pa Kevin can play the banjo, ma Britney can sing, Sean can play the moonshine jug, and the new one can play the washboard. YeeeeeeHaaaawwwww

#46, Wait! Who's gonna lay down the rhythm slappin' the spoons? OH NOOOOO.......

Britney is so damn lazy now she figured she might as well get knocked up again so she can justify looking like a trailer trash mama.

Two words: use contraception you stupid hillbilly. What the fuck is WRONG with her? Having more kids is not going to make the marriage better or work. By the time she has her 12th or 13th they will be on welfare all because on a daily basis K-Fucked has to tap MAC and use credit cards in a video store.

I vote not pregnant. We're voting, right?

I agree with Poster # 3 - Straight up your an ignorant cuss for mocking the kids. It is not their fault. I have knocked both Brit and K-Geek but never would I slam the kids.

Poster # 40 - That is ignorant.

Shaun: Are you serious about # 40. I strongly disagree. #40 is genius.

Kfed is obviously smarter then the rest of us.

His dick is like an ATM card. He knows he needs to insert in something to get some money because he does not have any.

Poor girl, must suck that she is around a bunch of idiots and that she herself is n idiot. Having babies will not make the relationship better, I mean didn't work for Shar. He left her while the 2nd kid was developing. She didn't even brake her water when he moved on to the next. Maybe history will repeat itself.

sad......

OOOOPS!!!!! SHE DID IT AGAIN!!!

Did anyone else notice.... (I mean all babies are kinda cute to an extent but) ...... Sean Preston looks like a TROLL........
And getting more strange looking every week!

Bets on another boy or a girl this time around???

Wow, she must've been blown away by her first child that she's making the second, wow, she's going to make a collection out of them.

Her publicist says that she's not pregnant:

Britney Spears "is not pregnant", her publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, confirms exclusively to PerezHilton.com.

A source very familiar to the situation tells us, "It is 99.99% unlikely that Britney is pregnant. If she is, she has kept it a secret from her mom and her family, which is very out of character for her. And, she more than likely did not tell anyone she was pregnant while shopping at a store recently, but if she did, she was probably just kidding or said that because she felt insecure after all the tabloids have been calling her fat."

Her publicist is a moron

Yes, #40 was genius.

As for #56, that was highly uncalled for and horribly cliched. :(

STFU Britney's baby is adorable...

anyone low enough to pick on a baby has some real issues.... YOU are the trashy one

Actually, Albert Einstein did have kids--two sons. He was a lousy father and his younger son ended up dying in a mental hospital. What this means for the future of the Federline line, I have no idea. Maybe Cheeto-munching, barefoot nuclear physicists?

I miss the comments from DEVO. They perfectly match the depth of these issues.

I hope none of you have ever eaten Cheetos, because the girl gets pictured with them like 2 times and she's picked on for it forever

Einstein had several kids - he's still floating about in the gene pool.

Cheetos = funny. Period.

props all around for making the comments 90% of why I come to this site. It's not about being nice, it's about being clever. If Britney's son comes here, reads insults and is emotionally scarred, I'll eat my hat. Better now?

She said she wasn't pregnant for ever last time she was expecting.

If you don't like to laugh at celebrities you shouldn't read this site- what do you expect?

Why do Idiots like them reproduce? That is why there are so many idiots in this world, because of people like them!! Do you think she'll let her kids walk around barefoot in gas station bathrooms?? I hope they all get hookworm... and spontaneously combust.

I just sent over a Congratulation Gift Basket containing:
1 Case of Milwalkee's Best Light
2 cans Sharp Chedder Flavored Cheeze Whiz
1 box Little Debbie Moon Pies
1 Carton Kool Menthols
2 40 oz. Old English
1 old broken refrigerator for the front yard
1 Full size cut-out of Dale Earnhardt Jr

just cos she has a few kids doesnt mean her career is over... look at madonna! And so what if she has stretch mark? You obviously have no concept of what happens to a womans body when she has a baby. god, i thought you americans were supposed to be clever... :P.

i do not, however, believe this story! you shouldnt believe everything you see in the Daily Star (or your American counterpart), any story which is next to a giant pair of breasts is ment to be taken lightly :P

"That's right. Number Two!"

Who bets she just had to poop?

Lay a million eggs or give birth to one -- it's all the same.

Pregant again or not, you just KNOW Christina Aguilera's lovin' how Britney's life is turning into the real-life version of Beck's song 'Loser".

'Get crazy wit da Cheeze Whiz!'

Oh yea Christina loves this shit

Oh papahotnuts, that's too good! I believe their children will grow up and achieve great things such as:
trip over a cordless phone-

I don't know for how long Britney denied that she was pregnant, but it's fairly common for celebrities to deny pregnancy, at least until they're past the first trimester, the most dangerous time.

Seems like Britney just keeps getting fatter, so instead of actually attempting to lose the weight it would be easier for her to get pregnant again and pig out for another 9 months.

I mean this in a good way, but hopefully after she is 7 months knocked up. Kevin will leave here like he did his first baby mammie. I tell you, does she even have a brain.

What? You mean people still CARE about what Britney Spears is doing?

#24,,Go to Oprah, Go to Oprah,,

#71 Too Funny

Someone needs to order K-Fed neutered...stat! But perhaps they made another baby because he was so turned on by her Popozao.

maybe this time around she wont look like a damn slob

Umm... Albert Einstein had kids...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Albert_Einstein

Sometimes I sit and wonder who is giving me more pleasure by self-destructing - Britney Spears or Tom Cruise. Brit's a long way from her red leather catsuit days....

shabby chic is a high end furniture store? maybe for brittney and federline. couldn't they just detach the porch swings from their old trailers and have the same look?

Again, PapaHutNuts, pure genius...I salute you..

Of course I can't spell or type...*PapaHotNuts*

What a half-wit. You get knocked up by a dude who's already got two kids, neither of which is older than I believe five years. You had to recently kick him out of your house, and you get yourself knocked up again?
It's obviously K Feds, unless she recently visited a trailor park?

Why do people cum on Superficial (heh, heh) and start defending these douchebags? Britney is going to reap a lot of heartache. Is she that stupid to think that she is better, or has more of a hold over this effing Vanilla Ice wannabe than Shar Jackson did? I say he starts publicly screwing around during her second trimester. Then again, she is a lot richer than Shar. For now, that is.

I beleive all these negative comments
towards Britney stem from the fact that

1) she's richer than any of us will ever be
2) she's going to get back into shape, we all know she is - and most of you haters are overweight and lazy thus you are VERY jealous
3) he career isn't over...if you really think that you're just dumb

Britney IS pregnant. Sheesh, I knew that for weeks.

Papahotnuts you are my god. haha. clearly, k-fed is trying to raise his own mad-talented boy-band. watch out, world! Popozao 2020!!

Usually when I grab my stomach and say, "number 2" it means I have to take a shit.

#93
I don't insult anyone unless I'm better looking and smarter then them. In this case, I think most people on this planet can freely poor shit all over Britney's face and not be jealous for the fallowing facts

1. Her housband is an ugly fag
2. Even tough he is, he's still cheating on her
3. She's an ugly fag
4. She's fat
5. She won't get in shape (even if she does she'll look bad)
6. She will never have her career back (even if she starts singing again, who the hell's gonna buy her crap..she's just gonna have to pay stations to play her music)

I pitty her

So...there you go can't get much worse then Britney...no jealousy here

Britney is one of those chics you look at they get pregnant.

She's pregnant alright. He shall be named 'Bobby Brown'.

Duckboy

Seriously, why do you come here? As sad as it is for us to come here and make fun of people (and I have to admit, it's pretty sad), you're even more pathetic for coming here to defend people. Don't you understand that you are the only one here who gives two shits about pampered trashy celebrities' feelings. Not that they would care if you did or not because they don't know you and you're a "normal person". Hmm. Sounds like your existance on this website is absolutely pointless. Go elsewhere to call people dumb and jealous cause really...nobody cares.

Well Duckboy your on here too! and u dissing others dissing britany?! Wtf telling us to go elsewhere this place was made for us not u! i mean wtf?!

It's so true, there is nothing more frightening than trailer trash with money. She'll breed until her naval ring is dragging on the street.

Darwin's rolling over in his grave right about... now.

Poor Chuck Darwin. We tried, man...we did.

#71

hey fuckwad... don't be hating on dale jr...

What a tramp, doesn't she know how to keep her legs closed?

"KEVIN GET OUT!!!!!!!!! But, before you go......."

I'm sure there should be some sort of application process to have a baby.

Ooh! I hope she gets fat! They say you tend to keep the weight on after the second child!

she's trying to compete with shar! "let me get pregnant again so kevin will leave me at 7 months into my pregnancy and run off with some other desperate celebrity!" WOW! SHE'S TOUCHED!

To #97 (hermanita):
How pathetic, you bash Brittany as to say you are smarter than her, however, I must point out that my 7 year old has better grammar and spelling than you. What the hell is wrong with you people? YOU are the reason there are so many over-paid jack-offs running around harassing and meddling in the lives of people who choose to follow their dreams and be singers, actresses, etc. If it werent for all the nosey fuckers' obsessions with other peoples personal lives, no one would get paid an obscene amount of money to be the person to get a picture of a celebrity and sell it to the media. The crap sells because people like you are gossip freaks. I'm betting none of these people signed up to be followed around, to have their lives picked apart by people who are no better than them and (funniest thing) ACT as if they are *better* by sitting at their computers bashing their lives. Get over yourselves and do something meaningful with your time. Until you do I hope someone in your life who knows your every "mistake", judges you and makes you feel like utter shit. Everyone does stupid things and makes ignorant mistakes, YOU are NOT an exclusion.

I agree with Seremelia. What is written about these people aren't probably true anyways. It sells papers that is it. How would you feel if people followed you around took embarrassing pics of you and then twisted the story? You wouldn't like it one bit. May be she is or maybe she isn't pregnant.. THAT IS HER BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!

I agree with babygirl! It is her business! How would you feel if someone was always in your business? If Britney is pregnant again then CONGRATS! People do make up stuff to get more story out of it! Since you don't know for sure then...stay out of HER business!!

Hey Britney good for you!...you look absolutely marvellous girl congratulations to you and Kevin.......

Does anyone really really give a s_it! I certainly don't & could care less. She is such an idiot to have gotten entangled with such trash to begin with! And look what she has to put up with; I feel for the kid and the one that is coming....that's morals for u!

She reminds me of Tonya Harding. Tonya is gross and hasn't even had any kids.

Seen the preview for Brits upcoming Will&Grace appearance and she should have really thought about that red dress she wears, definitely has a pudge in the stomach area.

I just found this site for the first time and haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

Ok, my thoughts -

1. As an experienced mom, jusdging from recent photos of Britney compared to the first post-baby pics, she definitely looks pregnant. The photo from Hawaii with her in a black Juicy dress - look how she's carrying Sean high up rather than on her hip, and that's a big belly bulge she has.

2. K-Freak won't leave his sugar momma. At least not til he's built up enough alimony. I read somewhere that his alimony will be proportionate to how long they are married.

3. To the whiners - please! Britney has made her own skanky self a walking target. If she wanted this to stop, she's stop acting like an idiot ( and looking like Miss Trailer Park 2004-2006) in public.

4. Someone PLEASE teach that girl how to fix her hair! If I see one more sloppy bun on her head I'll blow chunks.

Now I have to address some of the comments that say its not their fault.Come on now they know what birth control is and Does not every woman know how fertile they are few months after being pregnant. So yes if she is pregnant again its their fault.

But I have to laugh this is typical of a young girl wanting everything. She wanted a hubby( got a bum ) wanted a child ( got one and one on the way). So what if she has millions. She is being stupid. Are we forgetting the drive she just had with the baby in her lap. If it was anyone of us Real woman of this country we would of had Child servies at our front door. She is going to get a slap of realty to her face soon enough.
I see in her future a divorce with a Big settlement for the bum and 2 kids with a loser daddy and Mommy who is no more than a has been.

lol at whoever wrote that above me.. It truely proves a goldigger has no gender. and you would think..He would have that male pride and want to get a job.. or feel like he is contributing..but I guess if she likes feeding and clothing him and their son a Third child wouldnt be so different from the two she has ..(kevin and sean)...so that make it 5 for kevin and 2 for britney.. lol

all i have to say is that all of yall need to mind yalls own business if she is pregant she is maybe because she wants to save her marrige its her body anywayz plus all of yall are just jelous of her because maybe yall are the ones that are ugly and are fags..... everybody deserves a second chace and maybe this is her second chacne so alll of yall bitches mind yalls own business

All I have to say...is that she is the ugliest, stretched-out pregnant lady I've EVER seen. I bet she stinks up the maternity ward when she pops one out. Wash your vagina!!

jeeeez u guys r so immature! ok now let me clear this up: after she had sean her tummy was FLAT; now she has a baby bump, its not fat, its baby. duh, if u cant tell the difference then u r blind. She will also always has tons of fans. god, retards.

Well, I think Britney is being pregnant all the way to the bank. That is probbably more than can be said for most people posting comments here. I really don't think she will ever be on welfare, as much as that would be entertaining to see. And I wonder how many people here have two children of their own. Hmmm, hipocracy runs rampant.

She gets my vote for WORST mother of the year award. Common now putting your child in the front seat of SUV with u? dropping your son on his head then taking him to the hospital a week later? i know she blams it on the nanny but whatever, shes white trash, this will just be another child that goes to children services, never liked her, never will. GO CHRISTINA!!!!!!!!!