February 02, 2006
Ashton Kutcher is a Kabbalah nut
Ashton Kutcher was left fuming after movie bosses ordered him to take off his Kabbalah bracelet while shooting new film The Guardian. Kutcher was forced to remove the religious trinket, a red string band, against his wishes. At first, Ashton admits he was livid about the decision but did remove the bracelet after being told it would have to be digitally removed after filming finished. He is quoted by Star magazine as saying: "I wasn't happy at first but to remove it digitally is beyond silly."
Yes, removing it digitally is silly. But not wearing it in the first place. That's totally normal. But hey, that ok, lots of people dress in clothes that supposedly have magical powers. These people are called children. They're dressed as Spiderman. They also crap their pants, and cry when you tell them their parents were eaten by the toilet.
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Comments
1. Posted by Geno on February 2, 2006 10:12 AM
My parents were eaten by the tolet & I have never gotten over it. I now use the woods as my bathroom. Mommy? Is that you?????
2. Posted by trucksac on February 2, 2006 10:16 AM
The Kaballah bracelet makes sense, like tying a string around your finger to remind you that you're...crazy!
3. Posted by rachel on February 2, 2006 10:45 AM
Anyone who'd pay $50 for a red piece of string is ok in my book.
4. Posted by Binky on February 2, 2006 10:45 AM
This was on "Punked"
The director, producers and their hangers on all wore either a burrka, a turban, or a "Tom is actually a Real Scientist" Tee shirt. Then they made him take off the Kabballah bracelet and sit in the corner until his agent came. It was one of the better ones.
5. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 2, 2006 10:59 AM
$50.00? What? Get the FU*K out of here.....what a douche.
6. Posted by trophywife on February 2, 2006 11:09 AM
i betcha he only wears it because his mommy tells him to. and by mommy i mean demi...
7. Posted by sqongo on February 2, 2006 11:23 AM
I've got a red piece of string tied around my schlong,so nobody can call me a freak!!
8. Posted by PapaHotNuts on February 2, 2006 11:26 AM
I wish he'd tie a red Kabbalah noose around his neck and jump off the pedastal he has put himslf on.
9. Posted by ESQ on February 2, 2006 11:29 AM
Oh Superficial, once again you succeeded in making me almost piss my pants by saying, "These people are called children. They're dressed as Spiderman. They also crap their pants, and cry when you tell them their parents were eaten by the toilet.”
I give Ashton some credit at least he listens and has some sort of logic in thinking it is silly to have his bracelet removed digitally. Didn’t Lindsey Lohan have to have some digital work done for the movie “Herbie” due to her wearing cleavage revealing shirts? At least Ashton has done some half decent movies, everything Lindsey has done is craptacular.
10. Posted by Spindoc on February 2, 2006 11:30 AM
It's amazing to me, all of hollywood seems to be talking about freedom, breaking away from the rules of society blah blah blah. But they all seem to be searching for something that will tell them how to run their lives. Madonna leaves Catholicism, tries out bhudismn etc.. and now is a member of a cult that surprise surprise....tells you how to live your lives. I won't even go into Tom Cruise, more than to say...he was studying to be a priest and now is neck deep in Scientology. It would be funny if it weren't all so predictable and sad.
11. Posted by HollyJ on February 2, 2006 11:46 AM
First Corinthians, and now a Kabbalah bracelet? What's next? Keifer joins the Moonies ??
12. Posted by The Devil on February 2, 2006 11:51 AM
Oh man, don't tell me he's turning into another Hollywood FREAK. I guess we can thank Demi for this.
13. Posted by Captain Awesome on February 2, 2006 12:25 PM
Why would you even blame Demi for this? He was a dumbass before she met him. Now she's just married to a dumbass.
14. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 2, 2006 12:29 PM
By the way, Madonna was not into Buddhism, she thought she was into Hinduism. There is a reason why people don't get into Buddhism, it's because it does not involve buying into a bunch of crap, purchasing crap and talking about crap. I don't want to say this but I will; there is a quote somewhere that goes something like "the dharma that is spoken is not the true dharma." So, the more you try to preach and convince the world that you are into something, the less you really are into it. If there is an afterlife or rebirth, they are all going to be reborn as mosquitoes, biting our asses, parasites sucking at everyting they can ingest in order to further bloat their already inflated fat-assed egos. Thank you. Oh, and he's still a douchebag!
15. Posted by Mugato on February 2, 2006 01:09 PM
It's called acting, Kutcher. I know it's a strange concept but in this case you're playing a character who isn't a douchebag follower of a trendy Hollywood religion.
16. Posted by Sebastian De La Ghetto on February 2, 2006 01:40 PM
Hey ive got some red yarn at home! Im rich!
17. Posted by scorp69 on February 2, 2006 01:48 PM
Next time they should let him wear it, have it digiatlly removed and then take the $$ they have to spend on that (which would be ALOT!) out of the ridiculously exorbitant salary this idiot probably gets.
18. Posted by PKClover on February 2, 2006 01:54 PM
I hate Ashton Kutcher. His talent lies in his producing television shows rather than his acting anyway. The way girls swoon over him I swear, it's like he's packin chocolate.
19. Posted by HollyJ on February 2, 2006 01:54 PM
Is that a photo of Kathy Ireland with a new haircut?
20. Posted by Spindoc on February 2, 2006 03:15 PM
LadeeBug, That post was a little bit of nirvanna. (Grin)
21. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 2, 2006 05:44 PM
Ashton is so spiritual. He's like Ghandi, only hotter.I would be more immpressed had he reufused to remove his Kabalah self-tightening cock ring, but apparently he got to leave that on. Freak.
22. Posted by vida on February 3, 2006 01:46 AM
O Superficial! Don't tell Ashton his parents were eaten by the toilet. You'll make him cry!
23. Posted by AmberDextrose on February 3, 2006 06:16 AM
Poor baby Ashton. I guess Mommy would get angry if he took it off. I expect she chooses his clothes for him in the morning too. And spits on a hanky to wipe the boogas off his face before they go out.
24. Posted by ihatecelebs on February 3, 2006 10:07 AM
Um, just to check, he is OVER, isn't he?
25. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 3, 2006 10:11 AM
Grazie, grazie Spin. Ya know, I really liked him when he was Kelso. BURN!!!!!
26. Posted by fame is funny on February 3, 2006 01:10 PM
I think they were afraid the bracelet would out-act him...just a guess...
27. Posted by fame is funny on February 3, 2006 01:11 PM
he's like a minature buddah...covered with hair...
28. Posted by pookiedoo on February 5, 2006 07:09 PM
When did Ashton Krotcher make a half-decent movie? I must have missed that one...