Yes, send someone who's mentally insane and self-absorbed to talk for a whole country...they should send Sean Connery, even if he;s not American, he's still bad ass.

How does she manage to tuck it all away? I saw her about a month ago in jeans ans she looked ok...

She must have been on her period that day as she looks all puffy and fat. She needs to dress more appropriately in order to be considered:

1. serious
2. hawt

Her period is apparently daily now. Along with her huge growing torso and thighs, now with cellulite for global audiences.

She's really ugly!! Look at her face!!! That woman is so lazy!! She can have the same thin body that she use to have ...When youre getting older, you have to move your butt! no choice!! I don't want to see her in the morning, without the make up and the hair done!!!I think she don't deserve all the success she got this year... she's too crazy, selfish...i prefer her as an hasbeen!I don't understand people who admire her!

I can not stand her!!
I'm glad she got fat and has cellulite!

It appears as though cottage cheese is on the menu today. Bon apetit everyone!!

She's another one who's a waste of oxygen and skin cells. She tries way too hard to be sexy.

Doesn't it look like she's missing a finger on her left hand? Creepy!!!!

as a german guy who watched that show i have to explain (a) no, i don't think that all americans are fat, ugly and tacky like mariah carey and (b) in that show a german comedian asked miss carey, why she is looking like a "presswurst". during the show they couldn't find an english translation for that, and i guess there is none. so - unfortunately - she didn't get it. but it's like "stuffed sausage" in english. and that's what she looks like. till that show, mariah is still the presswurst to me. i like that!!

Who is going to pay to have my eyes repaired? They're still burning! They're still burning!

This observer had the misfortune of seeing Miss Carey perform on New Year's Eve. DEVO loves spuds; the singing, dancing and tackily dressed sack o' potatoes appealed to my basest instincts. Oh, Bin, sweet bin!

Every country's celebrities are de facto diplomats, altering the course of history, geopolitical currents and parliamentary procedure every time their speech causes their uvulas to undulate. This truth is even more self-evident when these individuals hold court on another country's television system.

Miss Carey, Miss Hilton, Ms. Spears, Miss Simpson and all the other flotsam and jetsam American popular culture releases into the sea of humanity are U.S. ambassadors. In the name of all that is decent, President Bush should relocate them to The Hague.
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When I was young
I thought I stood
On solid ground
Well, that proved wrong
Everything I knew was true
Just blew up in my face

remember how cabbage patch dolls had those immensely deep dimples down into the face? her thigh dimples remind me of that

On one hand she gives inspiration to other zaftig women out there, but on the other, she's just a fat, annoying waste of space. If she could actually come off as a nice person, I would delete the latter.

She used to look hot.

In that picture, it is apparent the red marks under her thigh are from the couch she is sitting on. She looks like she just changed her seating position. Nonetheless she has gained weight in places where she shouldn't be wearing that dress.

As attention whore as she is I think she can look good one more time. She's starting to get up there is years so Mariah better put some hop into it.

LOL @ stuffed sausage.

She makes my penis hurt. And not in a good way. Time to scroll up to the Lisa Loeb thong shot again.

Not to defend her in ANY way, honest, but whats with the discoloration? Is it real or a bad photoshop job... (ok, ok, I know she's a whale now, I've seen other pics) but this one just looks so... I dunno.. odd...

I agree with julema... once you're in your 30's or beyond, you need to work out every day and forego the twinkies... no exceptions!

I can hear the lace ripping on that dress from here!

What the hell is she doing in Germany? Is Hasselhoff producing/directing her next video?

Mariah, want some wine with that cheese?

"You behind the camera, put it down and feed ne that baby." I remember when she performed at a football game wearing a cheerleader outfit. She looked so ridiculous. Doesn't she look in the morror and see what a hiddeous beat she's become? The only difference is her attitude matches her look.

eh, I'd still go there... heard something like 90% of women over 25 have some form of cellulite... it happens...

The back of her legs look like ziploc bags full of cream cheese that were stepped on by 20 men wearing golf shoes. Or something like that.

Wow, she is really starting to resemble Vicki Lawrence circa 'Mama's Family'!!!

She needs new handlers..err..slaves..I mean servants..uh..oh hell, the chick needs people who won't sit there and tell her she's still tight and thin as she was many moons ago. Then I again I really can't blame them for not wanting to be dunked in to cooking oil for that day's lunch.

*beurk*

i just threw up a little in my mouth.

I like how she tried to get the whole world to start calling her "Mimi", and it never took.

She looks more and more like Mary Carey everytime I see her.

someone should tell kermit his girlfriend's on the loose...

Wow, her legs looks like a rotten sausage... blargh

Yeah, a lot of people do have cellulite, even a lot of hot celebrities. The trick is, if you have it, do your best to cover it up! You would think if she got fat she would start covering up some shit. I mean really. That is kinda gross. If you're not going to wear clothes, you should at least give people something GOOD to look at. Being a more "zaftig" woman myself, I have a right to say so. God knows I don't go flashing my cellulite. I don't even want to look my own cellulite, much less the cellulite of the Mother of all Hoochies!!

I'm sure Whitney Houston could help Mariah lose some weight....

Hey Brit and Mariah could hook up and eat some chips together while K-Fed sings to them!

Whore-iah's been fat for a while now, and it was never more evident than on the red carpet @ the Golden Globes. Her face looks like it's about to explode... it's all tight and shiny (botox?)

For the love of God DEVO could you stop with the long annoying stab-myself-in-the eye posts!!!!

She's starting to look like Cojo (from Entertainment Tonight) in the face area. I don't think she has much makeup on in the pic, but if she does then wow she looks more then bad.

She is morphing into obesity and can't dress to save her soul.
Note to Mariah:
Drink lots of water (bloated is not considered attractive), part with some of your cash and hire a stylist (you can't afford NOT to) and put down the twinkies and the Cheetos and go to the gym. Fat spray painted tan is still FAT.

if she would have her assistants take out the real size tags and put in a size 2 tags, then maybe she would have an idea how fat she's getting.

untill then, she'll keep getting huge.

maybe she's embracing her black heritage and gaining a booty.

^^^ er, that was suppose to say " if she would STOP having her assistants.... "

Crazy me, I always thought people liked Mariah Carey because she has a five octave vocal range and the only animal that can hit a higher note is a dolphin... not because she has a perfect body.

Whatever, i think she's insane, dresses skankily, and has an ego problem, but at least give her credit for talent. She writes all her songs and is pushing 40, give her a break. If she'd focus on her skill and not trying to look 20 years younger her career would do better.

Looks like, "We belong together" was dedicated to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts.

Someone should shoot her stylist in the face.

Wow, Mariah you look like your in drag, Oh please cover it up!

i guess Mariah has forgotton about the coke whore diet

Sad thing is, after filming wrapped, Mariah ate Tokyo.

LIPOSUCTION. She has the money. She needs to use it.

She likes black guys, and the fatter the ass the better for them, so everybody wins!

that is photoshopped. obviously. it doesn't even look real. fucking losers.

Has no one noticed the stringy greasy hair? Geez woman, take a shower and find a treadmill. Then again you can't exercise easily when you're wearing a damn straitjacket.

Ummmmm sorry but...this picture is not photoshoped..I saw a clip of her on the show and the picture actually looks BETTER than what she looked like on the show!!! UGH..she is so sad...poor thing is going to get overshadowed at the grammy's by Madonna's opening number....poor Mariah...she is a sexless, fat, ugly cow. She never has a man in her life!! I heard she has sex with horses,

starphunk
If you knew ANYTHING about photoshop you'd know that's impossible to create from any other image of Mariah Carey...

PWND....
learn before you speak ass face.

If she would just dress appropriately for her size and age she wouldn't look so bad. She needs a new do and yeah a few laps around the block wouldn't hurt either. I liked her better way back when she was just a waifish shy thing. It's true tho there's just no pleasing the public. It seems you can't be too skinny, too fat, too beautiful, or too ugly. So what's left? Just be the best you can be...but to who's standards? I'm glad I'm a private citizen living a private life.

Are you about a size 14? Ohhh gooood

Why dont ppl age gracefully anymore..there is so much beauty in being comfortable with who you are and how you look.. I think Mariah is beautiful for her age....I dont see the obsession with trying to stay looking young..we all have to die.. when you go to a funeral ..they dont say ooo she was so thin.. or her boobs were so perfect.. they are like she dead..

thick girls r beautiful. i should know.---and i dont mean fat, i mean thick as in " not the bulimic hollywood look" she is still hott for her age. **real women have CuRvEs** too bad everyone isnt as perfect as u guys.