January 31, 2006
Lisa Loeb in a thong
Some of you may be too young to remember Lisa Loeb. She was famous for something back in the early nineties. I don't remember what; I think it had something to do with a dancing giraffe. But I do remember really wanting to see her as naked as possible. Well, ten or so years later, my prayers have been answered, sorta. And she doesn't look bad. If she was as entertaining singing as she is running around in a thong, maybe I'd buy more of her music. Particularly if she sang naked. And in my bedroom. And used my wang as a microphone.
UPDATE: And now there's video.
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Comments
1. Posted by Larry on January 31, 2006 09:22 AM
Lisa Loeb's hiney is looking good.
It appears that The Joker was sharing her dressing room that day.
2. Posted by Lil Timmy on January 31, 2006 09:32 AM
Wow, her ass looks fucking great.
3. Posted by hafaball on January 31, 2006 09:34 AM
I guess her ass looks okay...but it looks like she only has one cheek, just that the thong created two. Maybe she also has one big titty.
4. Posted by Mugato on January 31, 2006 09:45 AM
SHe's still cute after all these years. I think it's the nerdy glasses.
5. Posted by ESQ on January 31, 2006 09:46 AM
I see your hiney, it's nice and shiny. If you don't move it I'm gone to bite it.
6. Posted by Justin Cider on January 31, 2006 09:50 AM
In that same episode she shows off a bra she's wearing as well. I'm so glad she didn't marry that damn Zappa...
I want to say it right now, and I want you all to listen... Frank Zappa was an overrated retard.
7. Posted by Drew on January 31, 2006 09:52 AM
Lisa loeb has always been gorgeous and her ass looks wonderful.
8. Posted by PinkRose on January 31, 2006 09:56 AM
Lisa seems to really take of herself. She's looking for someone who is in her late 30's.
9. Posted by Monkey on January 31, 2006 10:15 AM
I always knew there was an insatiable sex kitten underneath those nerdy glasses and guitar ballads.
10. Posted by DrDanny on January 31, 2006 10:22 AM
Whoa, there.
Dweezil Zappa and Justin Crider may be over-rated retards, but FZ is justly lauded as a pioneer of something or other. Your not liking his music doesn't make it valueless.
Lisa Loeb, OTOH, has never impressed me as anything other than a potentially good pieceo f poonany. Or is that poonannie? or ??.
11. Posted by HeeHaw on January 31, 2006 10:26 AM
She's adorable!
Let's hear it for Lisa Loeb! And thongs!
12. Posted by DEVO on January 31, 2006 10:42 AM
The thong remains the same. America's throw-away culture does have tinges of green, including tree-spikers and the media's penchant for recycling entertainers who have been out to pasture for years (or sitting on the curb outside their homes, waiting for the Vikoz or EPA or E! trucks to come). Loeb, Flava Flav, et al are capitalism personified in a corporate feudal state. Serfs work the land then demand entertainment after a hard day's toil, no matter from whence the detritus/compose came.
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Today, what does it take
To do The Superthing
I'll tell you what it takes
A very simple thing
Iron nerves like the pilot of a jumbo jet
Or a girl on the go ... who hasn't got there yet
13. Posted by Airdale on January 31, 2006 10:43 AM
I'd hit it!
14. Posted by DEVO on January 31, 2006 10:45 AM
Typos are integral to our DNA. DEVO meant to type "detritus/compost," not "detritus/compose." -- Ed.
15. Posted by Olichka on January 31, 2006 10:54 AM
Her ass looks fantastic, I've never seen a thong look better on an ass. Rock on Lisa!
16. Posted by SuperSpence on January 31, 2006 10:57 AM
I would enjoy repeatedly inserting my phallus into her vagina. And other things of a similar nature.
17. Posted by HollyJ on January 31, 2006 11:06 AM
Who is the mad scientist in the background laughing maniacally and apparently wielding a spanking implement in his left hand? I think whoever took this picture was "coitus nerdus interruptus."
18. Posted by spamnews on January 31, 2006 11:19 AM
"
Justin Cider said on January 31, 2006 09:50 AM
I want to say it right now, and I want you all to listen... Frank Zappa was an overrated retard.
"
I want to say it right now, and I want you all to listen... Justin Cider is a retard.
19. Posted by J-Bo on January 31, 2006 11:26 AM
If all bookwormish chicks looked like this with there clothes off. We'd all be married with real smart kids today. post#16 says it all.
20. Posted by Shaun on January 31, 2006 11:28 AM
I remember her song "you say, you only hear what I want to" or someting like that.
She still looks stunning after all these years.
21. Posted by Kitchy on January 31, 2006 11:31 AM
"Ohhh I don't know...and I don't CAAARE..if I ever see this again..."
she does look good though. I wish I could wear stripes.
22. Posted by HeeHaw on January 31, 2006 11:44 AM
I just love the whole rockin a thong with boots thing.
On anybody else it would look slutty, on her, it's cute. Boots, thong, and glasses. It's awesome.
New fashion trend...
23. Posted by Jaydel on January 31, 2006 11:58 AM
Nassatal
24. Posted by Nikk The Templar on January 31, 2006 12:04 PM
I love hot nerd girls.
I don't give a crap about the thong, I just think Lisa Loeb's gorgeous.
25. Posted by Dr. Pascal on January 31, 2006 12:22 PM
As the immortal Socrates said to his disciples just after mid-terms:
postvidplzkthx
26. Posted by Sheva on January 31, 2006 12:37 PM
Never could get into the I'm the chick Poindexter look.
But she's taking care of her, uhm assets. Good job.
27. Posted by Jaydel on January 31, 2006 12:45 PM
Nassatal = no ass at all
28. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 31, 2006 12:54 PM
Sorry I'm late posting, but I just finished fucking a librarian after viewing this.
29. Posted by mrs.t on January 31, 2006 01:00 PM
Here's the jealous mama's take: "let's see how good she looks after a few pregnancies."
Heidi Klum blew that whole excuse out of the fucking water, though.
She looks great. For a dwarf.
Truly, if I looked that good in a thong and knee-highs, you would ALL know about it. I would sell my house and my kids and buy up every available billboard possible, plastered with pics of my hot-crossed buns.
30. Posted by mrs.t on January 31, 2006 01:03 PM
And I just remembered that my husband used to have a pretty serious secret crush on her. He is going to poop into his panties when he gets a load of this.
Now I'm off to the gym. (That's right, by that I mean box of HO-HO'S).
31. Posted by Elvis Julep on January 31, 2006 01:22 PM
"I see your hiney, it's nice and shiny. If you don't move it I'm gone to bite it."
Its "If you don't HIDE it I'm gonna bite it." Kind of like a rhyme, only not.
Jesus, who do I have to blow to get an accurate quote around here?
32. Posted by Jaydel on January 31, 2006 01:32 PM
Is she Jewish?
33. Posted by Flush it all away on January 31, 2006 01:38 PM
Yowza...that's a tuchus right there.
Of course, we all know that this is that first, liberating step. That's right: first, she wears a thong on television. She suffers no societal reprobation, feels no puritan guilt. Rather, she enjoys her exhilerating little window of freedom. She indulges in this thumbing-the-nose at society's constraints, at those who pigeonholed her as "cute" but not "sexy." Who knows, perhaps Daddy's expectations even come into play.
But that window stays open only briefly, and she yearns for another, longer taste of personal freedom; it becomes her own narcotic. Oh, to immerse herself in scandal, to bathe in taboo! A racy FHM spread follows. "Don't be afraid of your curves," the photographer whispers in honey tones. "Purse those lips like a good girl."
The FHM shoot feeds the addiction, but does not quench it. The mantra "I am Lisa Loeb, I am woman" cycles endlessly in her mind, as those wicked sisters Pleasure and Passion become her fondest acquaintances. Another thrill! More freedom! Shed the bonds of the forbidden!
Soon enough, she's fucking a pony on video for $50.
34. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on January 31, 2006 01:40 PM
If you guys and gals think thats a nice ass then you havn't seen many butts -_-'
She basically has no ass. Maybe it's the pic, maybe it's not.
35. Posted by Courtney on January 31, 2006 01:54 PM
*squeeze*
36. Posted by KMac on January 31, 2006 02:21 PM
LOL at PapaHotNuts. Wow, that's a good one.
Damn she's hot. I love chicks in glasses.
37. Posted by al rarow on January 31, 2006 02:27 PM
"Hey! It's me Lisa Loeb. Remember me and my glasses? Lisa Loeb? "Stay"? Nothing?
Well then, uhm... er...here's my ass! HAY LOOK ME OVER! I'm 37 and ready to date!
No, I don't work at the coffeeshop -- the name is Lisa Loeb. I have a greatest hits CD out for crapsake! Look at my eyebrows, look at my glasses, look at my long butt. Wanna take me out?"
38. Posted by billabong021 on January 31, 2006 02:36 PM
Dunno who she is but she's got a v nice ass.
39. Posted by Larry on January 31, 2006 02:36 PM
"Is she Jewish?"
Yes, she is a Yid.
40. Posted by Psiberknetic on January 31, 2006 02:54 PM
Oh man. I've been madly in love with Lisa Loeb since about 1994. Now she goes and does this? *swoon* In a better world, we'd be together :)
41. Posted by Roxie on January 31, 2006 02:56 PM
Somehow I dont think this is what Sisqo had in mind ...
42. Posted by Whatup on January 31, 2006 03:09 PM
uh uh uh uh uh....thanks for that post
43. Posted by eastboundanddown on January 31, 2006 03:19 PM
What does her being Jewish have to do with her ass? I've never noticed a difference..then again it's hard to notice the difference when there's only a sheet with a hole in it to separate us.
44. Posted by Thin & Wicked on January 31, 2006 03:36 PM
Holy damn. She makes me want to yell the National Anthem between her asscheeks.
45. Posted by Jaydel on January 31, 2006 03:38 PM
Sheet with a hole in it to separate us? Huh?!?! I read on another web site that she was Jewish and wanted to find out for sure if it was true.
46. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 31, 2006 03:54 PM
That dude on #12 really is passionate about his posts. Kinda like how OJ really was passionate about killing his wife.
47. Posted by cornelius_prot on January 31, 2006 04:36 PM
jaydel never seen the ucb? besides, it's clear what her being jewish has to do with her ass: you can't buttchug milk with jews.
48. Posted by Jaydel on January 31, 2006 04:42 PM
ucb?????
49. Posted by The Devil on January 31, 2006 05:09 PM
Lisa Loeb won't be single for long, that's for damn sure.
Hotness!
50. Posted by cornelius_prot on January 31, 2006 05:27 PM
upright citizens brigade
51. Posted by frankie due on January 31, 2006 05:33 PM
what? no popozao comments?
52. Posted by Sarcastikus on January 31, 2006 05:38 PM
Oh yeah! She's a cutie!
By the way, Frank Zappa was ahead of his time, a brilliant composer. In at least some of his "pop" songs he used some degree of serialism, which was pioneered by Schoenberg and Webern, and was further developed by Boulez, Carter, and Babbit.
As for Zappa's kids.... eh!
53. Posted by pandora1999 on January 31, 2006 06:32 PM
Yeah um, if you watch the video you'll see her ass isn't that great. In fact, gravity has taken its toll as it does with most women eventually.
54. Posted by prideofchucky on January 31, 2006 07:43 PM
This is where, I as a straight male salute the power of the gay male:
"Issac, please feel my boobs. I'll arch my back and push them towards you and giggle in submission"
"Issac, is this thong ok? Cuz I have no problem prancing around in broad daylight in front of tv cameras for you. Your attention means everything to me!"
Maybe, and I said MAYBE I get a semi topless girl in my bedroom but she wants the lights down so fuck'n low cuz she's insecure that I might as well feel her up with my eyes closed...
Man might be idiots around a nice rack but women are bigger idiots/bimbos around a gay man.
So here's to you Issac, Queer eye guys and Rip Taylor! (raises glass)
55. Posted by VanillaSalTyBaLLs on January 31, 2006 07:54 PM
I wish to spread my DNA all over her T&A.
56. Posted by BrendaPayne on January 31, 2006 08:45 PM
pandora1999, you nutjob, her ass is not saggy. In fact, if you cut off her head and replaced it with, say, Heather Locklear's...she'd look about as good as Heather Locklear.
57. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 31, 2006 09:54 PM
"In fact, if you cut off her head and replaced it with, say, Heather Locklear's...she'd look about as good as Heather Locklear."
I am so into cutting the heads off of celebrities and sewing them onto the headless bodies of other celebrities. For instance I think sewing Mr. T's head onto say, Gary Coleman would be a good start.
Or Star Jones onto Halle Berry.
Thoughts?
58. Posted by Zapp Brannigan on January 31, 2006 11:31 PM
Boring but perhaps interesting factoid: She and Owen Wilson knew one another as little kids, growing up in Dallas, Texas. It's true.
All famous people seem to cross paths before fame hits them.
59. Posted by pandora1999 on February 1, 2006 12:22 AM
She also looks like she had an eyebrow lift that went horribly wrong because they are WAY too high for her eyes. Her entire face is just altogether too tight for comfort. Definite butterface for those who think her ass is nice (I still maintain it's not, but whatever).
60. Posted by mrschickee on February 1, 2006 12:23 AM
Some of you guys are downright nasty.......
and for that, I salute you. ;oD
61. Posted by taniableu on February 1, 2006 01:18 AM
34 said, 'If you guys and gals think thats a nice ass then you havn't seen many butts -_-'
I'm sure you have enough ass for all of us eh?
62. Posted by sexydarin on February 1, 2006 02:42 AM
I hate the glasses. She would look cute without the glasses. Can't tell from the angle if she has a flabby ass or not. I haven't seen the video yet. I'd ass bang her.
63. Posted by MystressJade on February 1, 2006 02:59 PM
I thought I had gone totally straight after seeing the post on "Jordan the Barbarian".
But thanks to Lisa Loeb, my bi-sexualness has been restored.
64. Posted by BustaJuss on February 2, 2006 09:02 AM
I think Lisa has always been a celeb who actually has brains and talent and for that I respect her , and she looks great for her age...I've always been a huge fan! GO LISA!<3
65. Posted by kirk on February 2, 2006 10:38 AM
BRA PICS!!
http://forum.exp0sed.com/showthread.php?t=9269
66. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 2, 2006 02:36 PM
wow, did any of you lisa loeb ass-loving folks actually watch the video...gross. It looks like two unfamiliar bulldogs were thrown into a burlap sack.