Are you sure they were attending the SAG Awards and not the FAG Awards? Oh wait, Britney's there, too.

Story checks out okay.

"Hey, Kevin, do ya think they'll have them pigs-in-a-blanket? They always have those at fancy parties like this 'un, don't they?"

"I dunno, Moneyba--uh, Baby, but you know what would be cool? If I took a dump in that punch bowl? Wouldn't that be just awesome?"

"Goddammit, Kevin, just once I'd like to go to a fancy party without you pinching a loaf into someone's food. Just once!"

I have a picture of my older sister wearing dress similar to Brit's dress. It was taken on Prom night in 1985.

She actually showed up in a nice dress, and not wearing a tattered bathrobe with hair curlers, slippers, and a baby on one breast. And K-Fed lost the cornrows and the wife-beater t-shirt. I'd be impressed, except they probably slipped out during the awards to have sex in the bathroom.

The ephinay of trailer trash :(

How is she still getting invited to these things anyway?

the dude needs a haircut..and so does KFed.

In fact, if they switched hair dos, he would look like Kurt Cobain and she would look like Ashley Simpson.

No wonder their baby is so damn ugly

You would think from all the royalties he got from PopoZao that K-Fed could have bought a better suit. Damn that song is HOT! SINFULL!

Right when I was reading "It doesn't matter how many times he shaves or how hard he tries to dress up, Kevin Federline will always be 'that douche in the nice suit."

DMX's - Bring Your Whole Crew was playing . . .

*Now if your heart was as big as your mouth you'd be real
*But it's not so I know if you get knocked you'll squeal
*like a bitch, cause you is a bitch and always been a bitch

Too funny. I spit my drink out I was laughing so hard.

You can tell these two aren't going to last much longer -- they can't look at each other during a photo op -- BS is looking one way and K-Fool is looking another.

It's as if they aren't even in the same room.

What about her? She looks like a Debbie gibson female impersonator.

Are those bows on her dog collar? I bet K-Fad is tugging the end of the leach behind her back.

I struggle to find the words... although "clueless" and "trash" spring to mind. Am I alone in thinking Brit looks like a Dynasty-era Heather Locklear? Complete with bad wig... what's that about?!

Ugly dress.

CHECK OUT HER DRESS. I'm waiting for Brittany Ringwald to start crying because she's from the wrong side of the tracks and all the "Richie's" make fun of her. But K-Fed can relate to her, because he to, is from the wrong side of the tracks and is made of by everyone. Just two misunderstood kids wishing they could be accepted for what they are. She's a singer, he is a suberbly horrible rapper. Everything is fine until a "preppy" Justin Timberlake strolls into the picture and trys to steal Brittany from K-Fed. Somewhere in the middle of a massive beef jerky, RC Cola, moon pie, and pork rind fight, true love finds it way. Justin convinces Brittany that despite her natural dispostion for being featured on a Jerry Springer pay-per-view event- he still loves her. Justin and K-Fed were gonna fight after the prom behind the gym, but when they got face to face, K-Fed extended his hand to Justin. "Take good care of her, she's a good girl." K-Fed then jumped into his El Camino, smokin a Marlboro Red. Justin and Brittany began to kiss, just as the rain started to come down and a Suzanne Vega song played. It's a beautiful story. I also discovered I may be a homo for writing this.

WOW! Is it prom time already?

... whoa. They both look ... weird. Hahah.

I still think she's really hot, for some reason.

He, however, will always be a scumbag leech.

You can take the couple outta the trailer park but you cant take the trailer park outta the couple.. Go back to the bayou, Brit..and take Cletus with you..
ps- poor kid... I foresee a lawsuit against his parents for 'cruel and unusual punishment in the form of bad parenting' when he gets old enough to understand the word "litigation"

He still looks like a corpse. A corpse that doubles as a dildo.

I think "K-Fed" should try and find a suit that fits him. You're tie shouldn't be sticking out from below. Moron.

No poise - no grace - no fashion sense - no brains - no voice ....

sometimes you're nothing but meat.

That's not Britney and D-bag, that's my sister's prom photo from '88. The only thing missing is the six pack holder on Brits fat head. By the way do they have kid, I heard they did but they never seem to be with it.

He SHAVED? How do you figure this? In the photo at the right, it looks like he still has beard stubble.

i still don't think he washed his grease-bomb ratty assed hair. i sincerely doubt he showered too.

He kinda looks like pre-shorn Michael Bolton.

Despite her dress being from the 80's and the fact that she STILL isn't brushing her hair... she looks good! It looks like she's lost some weight. Now she just needs to lose her stupid husband. She should never have done the show "Chaotic" because it was basically a confession to America that she is indeed mildly retarded. I preferred when she was just the image of a pop slut with a killer body & great teeth... but we knew nothing about her besides tabloid stories. I miss the old, Britney! Anybody else?

>>>The ephinay of trailer trash :(

Is their "trailer-trashiness" so overwhelming that you need to make up words to describe it?

I think she looks FANTASTIC!

I'm not a big fan of Kevin, but if he makes her happy then more power to them.

I wish all of you people who bash her would STFU. Half of you are probably overweight housewives who wish they could have popped out a baby 4 months ago and look like HER!

More proof that money does not buy taste. That dress is fugly.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

At first I thought..."Hey! What's Debbie Gibson doing standing with a giant douchbag prop!"

Then I realized..."Wow Massengill has really found their niche for marketing douchebags!"

FANTASTIC? WHAT? You've got to be kidding me right? It does look like a bad dress from Dynasty and "I'mFED-up" needs a tan...or makeup or mud...

She does look cute, it's sad about her health though...are they SURE that the giant tertoma tumor attached to the left side of her body is inoperable?

I like how his tie hangs out the bottom of his suit jacket. Nice!

I was watching VH1 Fabulous life of Celeb relatives and they had KFed and his dad on. His dad definitely has a nice mullet. If that doesn't say white trash I don't know what does!! Then again are we at all surprised?

And yes, DuckBoy, she does look great for having new baby. Everyone would look fabulous after baby if they had personal trainers, nannies, and tummy tucks to help them out!

yeah, I'm not sure what happened. Just last week, the Superficial posted a picture of Spears looking quite chubby.

Now she's reasonably thin. How did the pounds melt away so quick?

KILL THE STYLIST! KILL THE STYLIST!!

They melt away "so quick" because the pics they posted last week were 2 weeks old...

and in those pics she wasn't wearing a bra (bad habit of hers) which visually adds a considerable amount of weight

I think Kfed is starting to look like Brit. Or they look like they could be bro and sister from a fucked up one branch family tree.

Ahhhhhhh they are so perfect for each other.

Hey, Anne Rice called. She wants her vampire back.

SO MANY COMMENTS.. SO MANY THINGS WRONG.. can't.. get.. self.. together.

*die*

Two things:

First, did Britney raid Molly Ringwald's old closet? I swear I saw her in that circa-1982.

Second, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Gawd man, did you NOT EVER watch "Queer Eye"??? Sweetheart... the rule for buttoning jackets is "sometimes, always and never." Now, that's not a one-button rule.. as in, top button is okay SOMETIMES, but the middle is ALWAYS... as in... if you're gonna button one, make it the middle one, either that or you look like a fuktard with the bottom of your tie hanging out.

Seriously... I know you were trying NOT to look like white trash. And you failed miserably.

This picture is the living embodiment of the phrase, "You can polish a turd all you want, but you're still left with a piece of crap"

Plus, you get some really weird looks...not that I ever really tried to polish a...

Never mind.

When most people have babies they actually have to take care of it themselves. Like the other poster said, personal trainers, chefs, and nannies can do wonders. And since she has all these things, why does she look like a dirty slob 99.9% of the time?

She looks like a 16 year old going for the prom in that picture. And Federline looks like he always does, really bored.

...I'm with #11, she looks full Debbie Gibson! The sad part is, its still an improvement.
As for KFed...he looks like a homeless dog in a suit.

If your husband's hair is longer than yours, you might be a redneck.

Overall Britney looks decent, minus the mop top. There's nothing to say about Kevin. Have you ever heard anyone say that he's attractive besides Britney? I've been combing these boards everywhere and nobody else seems to see it.

Britney is wearing a wig because she still hasn't washed her hair. The suit K-Douche is wearing looks like he stole it from the morgue and unfortunately some stiff is being buried without it.

She has that look in the pic #2 that they just did it in the limo on the way to the prom. Sly doggs.

To quote Steel Magnolias, "That looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket." "I bet she paid $5000 (adjusted for Moo's income) for that dress and didn't even bother to wear a girdle." Sorry for quoting an old lady movie but I think Weeza rocks, and I think we can all assume she had to wear a girdle otherwise there's no way in hell she could get that on. I have the sudden craving for some sausage.

Also, how long do you guys think it took to get her looking like that? I'd say 8 minimum.

8 hours that is

K-Fed has potential guys, cmon! He just needs a makeover. Once he realizes his potential, the sky is the limit...BS on the other hand, what can you say? It's too bad there's no one around who cares enough to help her out :( She used to be the bomb!

I think she looks cute. Although, I saw a dress similar to that on Project Runway a few days ago, I hope those things aren't coming back in style =/

#5 - I think you mean EPITOME. Unless you meant epiphany, which is completely incorrect in this case. An epiphany would be a light bulb going off over Brit's head causing her to declare, "I'm trashtastic and my husband is a giant useless douche, y'all!"

#50 - "I'd rather walk on my lips than criticize, but..." the Steel Magnolias quote you referenced was stated by Clairie - not Weeza.

I'm just sayin'!

Hey y'all--me any my huzzban' are goin' to the prom. While we're gone, mama's gonna clean the trailer for us!!!

Debutantejaim: You'd think that you'd learn how to use the word "epitome" before criticizing people for being trailer trash. Haha.

Okay, it sounds like some people on here are WAAAAY behind in fashion. The 80's styles are back and are what's big in all of the stores and have been for the past two seasons. Britney looks great! I think some of you need to get up with the fashion times. In the fashion world it is indeed the 80's again. That's what fashion does...it revolves around and around again..hello??...just like the 60's and 70's did a few years back. If you are behind the times, don't bother to post your ignorance!

Okay, it sounds like some people on here are WAAAAY behind in fashion. The 80's styles are back and are what's big in all of the stores and have been for the past two seasons. Britney looks great! I think some of you need to get up with the fashion times. In the fashion world it is indeed the 80's again. That's what fashion does...it revolves around and around again..hello??...just like the 60's and 70's did a few years back. If you are behind the times, don't bother to post your ignorance!

Yeah, 80s fashion IS coming back. Leggings and tapered jeans and all. I'm honestly not TOO fond of the trends. I think I'll stick to classy styles so I don't relive the time I was 5 years old.

Howver, brit looks good. I don't like the top of her dress, but I adore the bottom part. Yeah, she still needs to brush her hair.

and yes, Kevin still looks like a trash heap.

#27! You got it! Mildly retarted is the only way to describe them both.. and now they have offspring.. why is always the dumbest people who have the most kids.. I guess the question answers itself..

80's fashion may be in, but nobody told her. She has the worst fashion sense, neck chokers.. come on!

Yeah Mandy aka Captain Obvious, fashion repeats itself & 80's fashion is in... but winning looks are updated with at least a hint of modernity. Britney's garb literally looks like an 80's prom reject that she bought it in a thrift shop for $2. She might as well put a fabric scrunchie in her (always unbrushed) hair.

Any guy would be lucky beyond belief to be with her. Looks like K-Fed hit the lotto.

She looks great for just having had a kid. He looks good all cleaned up too.

Does anyone really care about my opinion?

SuperSpence - hahahahahahaha.
PapaHotNuts - that aint up to your usual.

I find these pics mildly depressing. I was holding out on the hope that if I one day had made a million I would finally scrape together a more hot-diggety look. And yet here are these too looking like a photocopier salesman and his secretary at their Christmas bash. There is clearly no hope.

Debbie Gibson!!! So they figured out how to thaw out all those cyrogenically frozen people afterall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'PapaHotNuts - that aint up to your usual.'

Are you kidding? That was funnier than usual.

she SO bought that dress at the flea market.

Does anybody really believe that Brit has any money left to afford a designer dress? It is off-the-rack at KMart from now on, baby. Who new that douchebags were so high-maintenance and expensive? Brit, you still look pretty even though you have a fungus growing on your arm.

I agree with Slinkhard, my post sucked. It was funny as I wrote it, but looking back, not sure what I was thinking. I'll try and get back on track later. Check some of the other entries- I think they're better. Thanks for the honesty- SuperSpence is top notch.

Sorry Slinkhard- I meant to agree with AmberDextrose.

PapaHotNuts, I thought your post was funny. But then again, I've seen Pretty in Pink like 100 times. The song that played in the end when Molly Ringwald and Andrew McArthy kissed was by OMD, not Suzanne Vega.

Oh, poor Ducky....sigh.....

And Britney's wearing a girdle for sure.

Po! Po! Po! Po!
po' white trash
po' white trash

Response to Mandy's repeated posts #57 & #58:

Yeah, I am sooooooo looking forward to acidwash jean jackets and jeans with zippers and bows in the back of the tapered legs. I will save them all for you.

hey AURA, I miss the old Britney too. and she does look great here! she looks best at this weight and with the shorter hair..so cute! I recognize that "old Brit" silly face of hers in the second pic. She may not be the brightest crayon in the box etc., but we've always celebrated her simplicity! And K-Fed usually looks so much worse, that he looks good too. im suprised at how negative most of the comments are here! they usually look so much trashier and embarassing, this isnt bad.

Oops! I meant, Who "KNEW" Sorry about the typo!

She looks so cute!!! can't wait to see my Brit back and hotter than ever...!!!!!

GAWD, Look at the looks on their faces.

Even THEY knew they were too trashy to be there.

#72 Funniest comment ever!!!

LOL comment #77 LOL!

You KNOW that somebody in her record company was like. "What? You want to do a comeback CD? Tell your husband to take a shower, stop walking into public restrooms barefoot and we'll talk" In my opinion, Dressing K-Fed up in a nice suit is like putting perfume on a pig.

Sammygirl-

It's sad that you knew the last song in Pretty in Pink. I'm worried about you. It is sad when someone knows that much about a 20 year-old teen movie.

PS. Wasn't Duckie soooo cute when he sang "Try a Little Tenderness" in the record store??

Whoa. Headerlines skull is rather large. It seems to be way to big for his body. Really disturbing. Didn't Nancy Reagan have the same disease?

See, you can show me pictures like these all day and night, but I don't think most of us will forget some of the precious moments of Britney in fur-lined boots and a nightgown at the video store; or with big, ugly white sunglasses, pimple cream, dangling earrings, and a cigarette in her hand; or any of the other 10 million photos of her and K-Fed looking low-life, unbathed, and trashy everywhere they went every day for well over a year.

So big deal, they got dressed up for once. But once they get back home, he'll have the wife-beater back on in a second, and she'll take off the wig and make-up and they'll be back to the trashy people we've all come to expect them to be.

You can dress 'em up, but they still are the Federlines. The we-don't-know-how-to-dress-or-take-care-of-ourselves-or-comb-our-hair Federlines.

I'm not impressed. And please K-Fed, learn this: It's all about tailoring...

she looks so god damn frumpy.
I like his tie though.

#74 "they usually look so much trashier and embarassing, this isnt bad."

Yeah luvaluva, i'm gonna give it up on this one. BS is lookin' good here, especially in pic #2.

Damn, she looks ... smart?

"Maude....go an get my gun. There be some hillbillies on the propurty!"

Well, PapaHotNuts, I thought the last line was funny...

I was never a big fan of PIP. I think the best work Molly did was her cameo at the end of Not Another Teen Movie.

You're forgiven, considering how much joy you bring to the Superficial.

I agree with LickyLicky. PapaHotNuts, SuperSpence, uncommonamerican, and mortyfishbein post the best comments. You guys always make me laugh!

Rule number 1--if you have a short wide neck do not wear chokers, ever. Whoever told her she looks good in them should be kicked. I think on the way home they stopped off at Wal Mart to do sum shoppin.

Post number 73-- OMG you rember those jeans too!! That made me laugh! Thanks! I can't wait to buy some parachute pants and half shirts. They will look great with my ankle boots.

#78

Funniest Comment EVVVVVVVVEEEEER!
Everyone re-read it.

So funny.
YOU RULE #78!!!

"Kevin Federline will always be 'that douche in the nice suit."

....that his wife paid for.

Jeez, you can barely recognize Britney in the second picture. She looks twenty years older.

Britney looks great, her make and skin look nice.

That dress is a trendy fashion dress. Again, most of the scanks here who look like hell I am sure and are most likely fat asses would not know fashion.

Britney has a long neck and yes chokers are back in.
Watch fashion week coming soon in NYC and see the runway shows for yourself.
If you can pull yourselves away from the Jerry Springer Show that is.

That is what I think is ironic, a bunch of losers who have done nothing with their lives, hiding behind a PC attacking a young women who has been busting her ass since nine years old, working for everything she has.
Britney has a funny down to earthness to her .No she is not Audrey Hepburn, but she is not trashy like Paris Hilton either.

You all think she is trashy??
Well, Just because she is not a stuck up Hollywood anorexic coke whore phoney, who walks around with puffed up collagen lips, extensions and a 5000 dollar bag just to run into a convenient store does not mean she is trash. She is normal!
She is like YOU!

Finally, to the idiotic poster who claims Britney probably does not have any money left.
You are the one who is mildly retarded if you think that.

Have a nice day.

Britney looks beautiful... >_>;;;
seriously, she looks freaking great

I'm sorry folks but try as I may, I can't get pass the dress. that is a horrible dress, totally unflattering and an ugly color. Her hair looks nice, though. Boy, wait until Kevin Federline starts to lose his hair. He better scam some money away for the Rogaine.

OK, Mandy, I lived in the 80's and I'm so glad they're gone. That is NOT an era to emulate (except for the Adidas Shell-tops). So that means that the Miami Vice look is coming back too? How about those disgusting acid-washed jeans that I wouldn't even wear back THEN. Oh, oh and neon colors, yeah! Go back to your closet or rock and get in or under it. People who say, "The _____ look is back" must be taken out back and shot. Wearing neon pink leg warmers....