January 30, 2006
Naomi Campbell dates royalty
Naomi Campbell has hooked up with the Prince of Dubai, with the two of them vacationing in Sweden. They stayed at the Grand Hotel last week, which is the most expensive place in Stockholm. Additionally, the paparazzi over there almost caused them to run over some pedestrians. A source told Page Six:
On Wednesday night the two were snapped by paparazzi at the Plaza Club after "they had had a lot of drinks," said our spy. The Swedish snappers sound just as reckless as the loose-cannon lensmen racing around L.A. in SUVs. Our source reported, "One Swedish photographer forced Naomi's limousine to drive up on the sidewalk with his car, almost hitting two pedestrians."
It's always nice to read a story about Naomi Campbell that doesn't involve head butting people or running through walls. Though I predict by next week we'll hear about how Naomi Campbell head butted the Prince of Dubai and then ran through a wall. It's what she does.
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Comments
1. Posted by ESQ on January 30, 2006 01:45 PM
Seriously, who would date this chick? Lets look behind the fact she is hot, but she is a real bitch. She doesn't seem to learn her lesson about proper procedures of using a phone. Well, I giess that is why she has to find someone that will tolerate in in another country.
2. Posted by jujucabana on January 30, 2006 01:45 PM
i love naomi. did anybody here her album? great stuff. describes her to a T. she seems like an awesome fun person.
3. Posted by CheekyChops on January 30, 2006 01:50 PM
JuJu, have you taken a sever blow to the head recently?
4. Posted by Samson on January 30, 2006 01:51 PM
To answer your question: "who would date this chick?" Look at those lips man...any sane man would. yourself included.
5. Posted by jujucabana on January 30, 2006 02:05 PM
cheeky, well that was cheeky of you to say wasnt it? haha. had to say that. i dunno. wouldnt you want to be there when she beat that girl with a telephone? thats some funny shit. and her rivalry with tyra banks. i dont know she always amuses me.
6. Posted by Binky on January 30, 2006 02:11 PM
I guess the reasoning for the Dubai guy is beside the story in the ad " Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World "
Royality ? Will Naomi finally be 'on the wagon' ? Well it beats the hamburger flipper Brooke Burke is seeing I guess.
7. Posted by CoJo on January 30, 2006 02:20 PM
Who would date Naomi? Who would date the Prince of Dubai? Have you seen a photo of him??? Please...someone...I can't find one online. Please post! He is sooo...it's like Princes Di and whatshisface...Beauty and the beast...ehhhh
8. Posted by Akapee on January 30, 2006 02:40 PM
This is a classic example of high-priced whoring. To call this "dating" demeans the word. Naomi is showing the world what high-priced prostitution is really like.
9. Posted by Voice of Reason on January 30, 2006 02:47 PM
Hey - a typo!
10. Posted by DEVO on January 30, 2006 02:47 PM
The time for pop culture terrorists to hijack the jet set is long, long overdue. Neutral Sweden, by allowing the oily dregs of the gene pool to splash against the storied crags of its scenic fjords, is complicit. Finland and Norway should invade; an Olso- or Helsinki-based junta is preferable to a DNA diktat issued from Stockholm or Malmo or Lund. Protestors of the International Monetary Fund and the World Bank, shift your activity to the United Nations! Put up your pickets and demand that sanctions be imposed on the Scandinavian ne'er do well!
Regardless that we're now privvy to another tale of The Prince and the Paparazzi -- or because of it -- we cogs must go into reverse, throwing an ideological monkey wrench into The System's works.
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The question for all those
Who should know much better
But don't:
With your brains
And your info
And moola
Why do you still blow it?
11. Posted by Olichka on January 30, 2006 02:56 PM
The Prince of Dubai is actually a pretty cool guy. Well...at least he's not as backward as all the rest over in that part of the world. I bet he's dating her not just for the booty, but for popularity. I bet the day the pooparazzi ran him off the road was the happiest day of his life. I bet he's hoping he can move on to Paris Hilton next, that would be the motherload.
Here is a pic and a story about our Prince, http://www.forbes.com/free_forbes/2004/0315/092.html
12. Posted by SuperSpence on January 30, 2006 03:29 PM
Let's face it: Naomi Campbell was going after those pedestrians whether the paparazzi were around or not.
13. Posted by Evil Kao Chiu on January 30, 2006 03:58 PM
Hey - you've corrected the typo!
14. Posted by MortyFishbein on January 30, 2006 04:25 PM
Okay, he's not oogly but he ain't gonna eb on Top Model, either.
I agree with Akapee (8), this is whoring at its best. I believe we should have a Fuck Off or something. A competition for sluts, prostitutes or closet-sluts to find out who can be the best.
Based on what I've read, Naomi Campbell just won. You get that billionaire, girlfriend!
15. Posted by ESQ on January 30, 2006 04:38 PM
I fuck him, just for the money though. I would also make him sign the same waiver Clay Aiken did with his little bf.
16. Posted by hotnikkels on January 30, 2006 05:47 PM
Hey, could the almost hitting two pedestrians be less about the paparazzis and more about the "they had had a lot of drinks" part of the night? That or her uncontrollable rage.
17. Posted by BlackMamba on January 30, 2006 06:34 PM
hmm....because of his blue blood his genitals might be blue? Naomi wants a change for good.
18. Posted by HollyJ on January 30, 2006 06:57 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a SIN for a Muslim to slam alcohol? And being the Prince in a Theocracy, isn't he supposed to be the standard for everyone else? Isn't having sex out of marriage (particularly with dumb egomaniacal pituitary giant women) also a sin?
19. Posted by derekd on January 30, 2006 09:00 PM
Did they follow the trails of banana peels being thrown out the limo to follow them? She looks like a monkey to me.
20. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on January 30, 2006 09:08 PM
She isnt even attractive. Whats the big deal.
21. Posted by AmberDextrose on January 31, 2006 06:05 AM
This really does count as the poshest of Posh Wanks. He must be chuckling away to himself each time he biffs her.
I expect he has diamond studded loo roll to wipe his royal cock on afterwards.
22. Posted by Mo on April 16, 2006 08:36 AM
Actually she is not dating the Dubai prince it's just a kid called Badr who happens to have money and his entourage tell everybody wherever they travel that he's a prince to get a VIP treatment. They were together this week in Dubai at a night club called Boudoir. You can see their pics as well in NOVELLA magazine.