Well - it is "Year of the Dog". What were you expecting ?

Sometimes I get disgusted at how rich Americans behave in public a la Paris Hilton. But nobody on earth can hold a candle to you Brits. We still have a lot to learn from our fatherland.

Hey, I think he looks good in those pics.

I've just been informed of some very horrific news about Jordan's gender. Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth.

PoPoZao PoPoZao!!!!!

What is the Jordan creature? Never heard of it - and not so happy to have now done so.

My knowledge of Jordan is limited to political history and geography. This Jordan also appears to be arid and tumultuous, with barren regions in the North. The tiny tear in her fabic (viz. the last photo) is an apt symbol of the damage she and those of her genetic ilk are doing to human progress. It's the thin edge of the wedge. ...
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We do not like the way you slide
We do not like your soft inside
We do not like you in many ways
We could do without you for days
Baby talkin' bitches
Lookin' for a man ...

lol binky

i don't even know what she does. Is she a celebrity? She was in that sex tape, but she purposely had in put on the internet...other than that I don;t know her history of fame...though i think her and Anna Nicole Smith should have boob off!

First of all, I don't know who Jordan is. I've never even heard of her or seen her before. Secondly, she bought a huge pair of boobs - what did you think she was gonna do with them?

That reminds me: I need to pick up some milk on the way home tonight.

Her skin looks like stretched latex. But then (duh) with all the silicon in her body, I suppose that would be about right!

to think that this woman has two kids. i'm sure the kids have got to be embarrassed when they see their mom in a friggin see-through dress parading around like a playboy centerfold. how sad. she'll warp their wee brains.

LOL, what a clown

Even though I hate myself for it because I know she's a skeezy skank and all that, I can't help but be wildly attracted to this human abomination. Me wanna go bouncy-bouncy, a lot. What does that say about me...

Jordan... proudly paying for plastic surgeons' summer homes the world over.

By the way... where's her tiara? Doesn't winning the Skank Pageant come with a tiara? Jewel encrusted condom dispenser? Something?

In what universe is that sexy? Is anything on "it" real? Doubtful.

Her rather ample silicon enhancements make it appear as though she doesn't have any hips at all. I guess this is why skinny people, such as myself, do not have excessively large breasts.

These girls all look like the same Playboy robot. I wonder what she would look like without the starving herslef, surgeries, and hair dye. Back to Buck Tooth Betty from the trailor park I bet. She is flaunting her body because that's all she's got.

is that chanel?

I am with the majority of the others commenting here...Who is Jordan? What is her claim to fame?

I think she is dirty hot even in her cheap ripped dress. I guess she was out on a manhunt that night by the looks of her...

Posted by GothamGuy
"I've just been informed of some very horrific news about Jordan's gender. Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth."

I guess thats Jordans claim to fame, thats a man baby!

To all those non Brits who don’t have a clue who she is.

A couple of years ago a reasonably attractive young woman called Katie Price had a ton of cheap surgery. Then she re-branded herself as Jordan, fucked a bunch of Z list celebs and made a very sub standard “home movie” .

This biography is by no means definitive but I believe it covers all the important stuff.

Thank you MrPloppy, I am indeed not impressed with her at all. Survey says...SKANK!

I can't imagine why any man would be gay when there are women like this, this magnificent Jordan who are obviously accomplished, smart, and appear to be of good character with sound moral fiber.

I just don't get it because this is seriously one classy lady. Stupid fags.

It looks like someone shaved their dog's ass and taught it to walk backwards...

you know, I was gonna criticize her... BUT I think its time we just start accepting these girls for who they are... this is what she does, and gets paid extremely well to look like this... I can live with that... the world NEEDS skanky, slutty whores just like it needs doctors, lawyers and entertainers...
Oh yeah, and I like-a the boobies... haha

I liked him better when he played for the Bulls. Nike must be pissed.

For all you lovely Americanos out there, Jordan is um, well, a sort of celebrity here in the UK. If by celebrity, I mean a surgically enhanced glamour model who gets her boobs out out every opportunity, turns up at the opening of an envelope, and calls people 'slags' in Hello magazine. She also had a stint on Eurovision in a tight pink latex-type catsuit. And please don't ask me what the Eurovision Song Contest is about, because that's possibly even more embarassing then our readiness to make a celebrity out of any eejit who is predisposed to getting their kit off.

someone forgot to unleash their dog at home, now it is terrorizing the streets of london

*leash typo error

ohmy ohmy ohmy ohmy ohmy!!!!! ok these pics may not be the greatest of Jordan, but she is definitely one of the fucken HOTTEST women on the planet right now... I don't care about the surgery because she was HOT AS FUCK before she got anything done, she just enhanced her looks. You all are a buch of moralist hypocrite fucks... if you saw her on the street you all would have to pick your jaws off the floor and would go into convulsions and drooling because that would be the fuckin hottest woman you would see in your whole life. Any guy who doesn't think she's drop dead hot is just GAY, you wouldn't get a girl like her even in the luckiest day of your life. And girls who hate her... you all fuckin jealous, because you know you wouldn't look like her not even close even in the best day of your lifes!!!!

I don't care if she is a man, an alien or a super slutty robot I WOULD TAP THAT ASS UNTIL THEY PULLED MY SWEATING, STINKING LIFELESS CORPSE OFF OF HER GIGANTIC CRANKS.

And by they I mean the police.

OMG!! At least she will never drowned.
She looks like a cross between Tawny Kitain(sic) and her ex David Coverdale. What a monstrosity.

Nice adam's apple, Jordan.

Argh. It's awful. I'm sure she used to be pretty, but pretty girls usually wanna be prettier and prettier and prettier and they exagerate and end up looking like this. The worst thing is they actually seem to find themselves hot this way. :(

By the way some women have something like an adam's apple, but it's just a small bone. But I don't think that's the case here.

I actually feel sorry for her...she looks like a freak show and my back hurts just looking at her. I bet she has to stay 50 feet away from sharp objects or her disgustingly huge boobs will pop like balloons.

huuhh? is this legal?

# 31 Call me old fashioned - but I prefer my airbags 'under the dash' unless I'm 'smashed'
I think we all regret how many people she could have saved off the Titanic...
A pretty woman but - why did she do that ??!!

Jordan reminds me of that "tan girl" Crystal Parizanski on American Idol.

What a slag! And so good at it. You guys should google-search her wedding photos, they really sum up the wonder that is Jordan... imagine Cinderella (theme) meets Donald Trump (budget) meets Celine Dion (fashion sense). You'll laugh til you pee.

Hey - Hereditary rule ain't the only thing those freaky Brits are into !!

Does Jordan work part time at a coal mine?

She always looks dirty, and I don't mean in a sexual way.

Just filthy dirty!

OK I haven't found ANY google comments about Katie Price being a man, so if anyone has one, please put it up so I can see it (no pun intended) =0

I like her shoes.

*kof*

Yea um, shes not a man, here in britan she's famous for being famous. She litereally makes her living by selling stories about herself to gossip magazines here, most of us totally forgot what she did that put her in the limelight.

ps. in the last pic, that guy in the blue suit who has a face like a hedgehog, thats her husband.

'i'm sure the kids have got to be embarrassed when they see their mom in a friggin see-through dress parading around like a playboy centerfold.'

The little one's a baby and the elder one's blind. So they won't, at least not for a few years.

She is scary. People in the UK are actually scared to leave their homes, because hey, this is a small country and her fake tits are so large that wherever you are they're RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKIN FACE, MAN!

She's like the predatory love child of Paris Hilton and Divine (deceased tranny).

If there is any definition for Fame Hunger, she is bulimic.

It's also possible that she singlehandedly takes the 'Brain' out of Britain.

I have to echo someone elses earlier comment: Type in "Jordan wedding" on Google Images. You will die laughing!

Where's my red envelope?

Wow! What is this world coming to when all these supposed men are critisizing a hot slut, with huge hooters and a great bod! She definitely does not look like a dude or a dog. When did overstuffed boobs offend anyone who has ever been in a strip joint? xd hit it on the head. This woman would walk up to any one of you who writes that she is a dog, wink at you, brush her titties on you and you would spunk your drawers and wimper in a corner while you sucked your thumbs.

"Let those of us who have never oggled a beautiful woman with huge hooters, cast the first bone!"

Amen!
God bless England!
God save the Queen!

Im surprise of all the comments about her big fake boobs... She's not the only women to exagerate the size of her breast! Like Pamela she use to have smaller implants, but got them bigger ans bigger!!Too big for her body in my opinion ( like Pamela) but those kind of women need so much attention... ( in the 2 first pics, i feel sad for her...nobody looks at her!) the older they gets, the bigger there breast are!! It's not hot for me...no class! Hot women?: Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellucci...real women are the best!!!!

This woman is a disgusting pig. oink oink

She makes me want to go straight...

Ok i'm from England so i'll clear up who she is, pre- "I'm a celebrity get me out of here" she was just a 'glamour' model who got her baps out for page 3, maxim, FHM etc etc, and the press slated her for being a slapper and she (supposedly) shagged a lot of footballers. Anyway, after she appeared on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, people started to realise she wasnt a slapper, she is actually a multi millionare, and embarked on a singing career for eurovision song contest and is apparently releasing a single soon....

I think that even though people slate her, shes a clever girl and knows how to keep herself in the public eye. (obviously). Also people like her cos shes married to Peter Andre (who she met on I'm a celebrity get me out of here).

hope it helps. :)

This observer is compelled to note that it appears Jordan's left eye is off center. Pirate ancestry? A strand of DNA out of place? Both?!?
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Peek-a-boo!
I can see you!
And I know what you do!

If she didn't have those huge fricking tits I think she would look like a guy.

If someone had told me this was a guy, I would've believed them.

C'mon you fake tittie haters, you know those look damn good. Speaking as a female, I must say I think she is damn hot.

Now, those aren't the most flattering pictures of her- but hell, how many of us can say that we looked good in ANY pictures after getting tanked on booze?

Not a damn one of us, as a matter of fact go search your pictures of you when you were out with your friends and you were drunk. Notice the oily face or the down syndrome expression you have?

I thought so.

Leave her alone, if it weren't hot chicks like her- how the hell else could fat chicks get laid? Seriously, if you are fatty and your man is closing his eyes during sex, don't fool yourself into thinking he is saying "Oh yeah baby, pour some blubber on me."

Let the haters hate, but I know she doesn't give two shits. Now go drive to work in your Civics while she jumps in her Mercedes to shop.

Damn those fake tits....

Watch out that finger nail looks sharp, you may pop your implant.

Hater Alert! Ok I understand the hate on Paris Hilton...simply because Paris doesn't have a set of knockers like that! Anyone that has the playboy gracing her physique can attest. Fap Fap FAP!

who is this skank... and whats up with the freakish looking boobs?

hahaha! I'm very impressed with all the people from the states. Go ahead criticise Katie (btw that's her real name). I bet you're so used to spank your monkies with all the fake busty celebs you've got, that she doesn't look hot to you at all. At least she's proud of her assets and likes to show off at any time without even getting paid for it.
Now for those of you who think she's a whore.. Try go to a club outside London, espessially towards the north. Then you see what real life whores are like. They'll just "pull" anything that moves. They're all Jordan wannabes. At least Jordan is HOT.
By the way American girls are not angels either. A very considerable percentage of your female population has got fake boobs (and a very ugly face) that just love to show off at Spring Break and Mardis Gras. Bet all of who posted a comment have been there taking pics or would die to go to one of them. So stop posting here and start sending emails to all the sites showing the brilliance of your youth.

I may be in danger of appearing incredibly ignorant, but who is this chick?

I bet Daddy never gave little Katie enough attention.

Oh my gawd, I have never seen such a disgusting looking person. She looks like an ugly Malibu Barbie. Did someone dip her in caramel or something. That bitch is going to look like shoe-leather that had been left out on the side of the road...oh wait...going to??? She looks like Carol Channing, only more gross. I swear to God, she looks at least 43 years old.

I think Katie is posting as a person named nick (see #62).

I'd tap her ass all the same.

Is she African American or did her tanning machine break down?

Chinese New Year is supposed to be the holiday where you wear more clothes then you usually do, by the way. You have to visit your parents and grandparents and dressing liek a whore is just going to kill them.

god this woman is VILE. she makes me ashamed to be a woman. Why do people find breasts which look as though they need to be held up with scaffolding attractive? if they were real - fine, but good god, if you grabbed her tits, they'd probably squeak with all that silicone! so she doesn't have large breasts, she has large chunks of crap covered with skin, which is really not nice. plus her dress sense seems to be non existent, why did she ever think that wearing a fat person's stocking would be attractive, you can nearly see her freaking vagina.
when will people understand that "less is more" leave something to the imagination - please. although to be fair, i would never want to imagine it anyway.

i second the "malibu barbie" comment, although i think i prefer malibu barbie, atleast you can cut her hair off if you get bored, or dip her in bleach...