January 30, 2006
Brooke Burke is the Burger Queen
I'm not sure what it means, but I think Brooke Burke is engaged to the Burger King dude or something. Now the two of them can rule over the Burger Kingdom and live happily ever after. Or some other wacky crap that involves Brooke Burke and a fast food mascot.
One more after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by hotnikkels on January 30, 2006 05:48 PM
That burger king guy has nice girly legs. Good to see he found someone with a head as big as his.
2. Posted by Binky on January 30, 2006 05:50 PM
"Hey honey. Wanna try my Whopper ?" Ok in that outfit 'Whopper with Cheese'
3. Posted by Evangelia on January 30, 2006 05:56 PM
If you scroll down so that the burger king's skirt doesn't show, his legs look just like those of an eight year old girl on her way to school. Awww!
4. Posted by uncommon_american on January 30, 2006 06:03 PM
This is terrible. If Burger King marries a commoner, he'll have to renounce the throne. Then he'll just be Burger Dude and have to get a job as a Burger Actuary, or a Burger Subcontracter.
5. Posted by horrendous on January 30, 2006 06:09 PM
ok, the BK football commercials were cool, but this is just getting weird...
6. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 30, 2006 06:12 PM
I agree with uncommon_american. What happens if the Burger King has to abdicate? Who is next in line for the throne? Mayor McCheese? Hambuglar? Prince Charles? This whole thing could be the begining of the end for the House of Burger thats for sure.
7. Posted by rachel on January 30, 2006 06:16 PM
I agree, this whole thing is just creepy and weird now.
8. Posted by HollyJ on January 30, 2006 06:18 PM
That HAS to be some nasty special sauce.
9. Posted by hermanita on January 30, 2006 06:39 PM
I've always tought those commercials are sort of weird, very scary. If I'm following this right, first it was the walk on the beach, now the marriage...I'm affraid to even think of what kind of pictures we might be seeing in a few days.
10. Posted by lina77 on January 30, 2006 06:54 PM
Isn't this kinda twisted?
11. Posted by Kelly on January 30, 2006 07:09 PM
What a tease, she is checking out his bling 2nd picture. Guess it must be kinda phalllus symbol.
12. Posted by bigfatmomma on January 30, 2006 07:30 PM
he's wearing tights. and girls shoes. and a curtain sash tassel. All good, but why is she wearing rubber gloves??
13. Posted by KMac on January 30, 2006 07:32 PM
This is awesome. Popozao!
14. Posted by Ryann on January 30, 2006 07:44 PM
Burger King King is H O T
15. Posted by the beast on January 30, 2006 07:48 PM
$10 says we start seeing pictures of brooke with a mysterious bump. eventually, we'll all be on "brooke bump watch" until she finally gives birth to a whopper, which she promptly eats. i mean...who can resist a whopper?
16. Posted by Sheva on January 30, 2006 07:58 PM
When the BK guy did the interception in the early commercial and ran it back and did the jig in the end zone with the old film look, it was the bomb.
Now it's a bit tired and not as cool but Brooke Burke, good lord. She just did a Hooters commercial.
She has to be one of the most beautiful women in the world period. And she's a mother with a great figure like that?
WoW!
17. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on January 30, 2006 07:58 PM
This promotional things with Brooke Burke are pretty funny. But am I the only one who thinks brooke as a fugly face? I mean she has an amazing body, but the face......eeehhh.
18. Posted by Tracy on January 30, 2006 07:59 PM
Mmmmm.... Burger King. What I wouldn't give for a whopper with cheese and some onion rings with that funky o-sauce. Curse this damn diet!!
19. Posted by Kg on January 30, 2006 08:04 PM
are we sure that's brooke burke and not asia carrera? just saying y'know
I don't think this relationship will last; the burger king king is too much of a player. He'll dump her in a week and we'll see pictures of him and Jessica Alba, bathing naked.
20. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on January 30, 2006 08:48 PM
Burger King just asked Brooke if he could put his Jack in her Box.
21. Posted by ESQ on January 30, 2006 08:52 PM
Great, death to Brooke Burke's
1) Career
2) Hott body
Fuck you scary Burger King freak.
22. Posted by Spacedog on January 30, 2006 09:48 PM
Spacedog and his interstellar governing cabinet are increasingly impressed with the Burger King's ample game and are hereby nominating him to be special envoy for the earthly galaxy.
Basically, so he can send back videos of him dropping anchor on Brooke Burke and other humanoid pieces of ass.
23. Posted by Georgia on January 30, 2006 11:09 PM
couldn't they get the HRH Burger King some better shoes?
24. Posted by bowler on January 30, 2006 11:19 PM
I had no idea that viral marketing campaigns qualified as posts now. Way to fall for it hook line and sinker everybody.
25. Posted by Olichka on January 31, 2006 02:06 AM
I really enjoy the high moral values being portrayed here. It looks like she gave him head all night AND let him stick it in the back door, and as the morrow comes he's outa there??? What a man you are Burger Boy! What ever happened to good old-fashioned courting?
26. Posted by jennifer11 on January 31, 2006 07:44 AM
"oh burger king, you promised me a whopper but all i got was a lousy chicken fry."
27. Posted by sqongo on January 31, 2006 07:56 AM
Damn,his hand's are the same size as brooke's!!Well gay!!
28. Posted by EnergyGuru on January 31, 2006 09:05 AM
I'd like to see the King face off against Jack for Brooke Burke. I'm pretty sure there'd be a lot of head butting and you know they're both pretty scrappy.
29. Posted by Larry on January 31, 2006 10:18 AM
Look at it this way. At least Brooke isn't fucking the dead Wendy's guy.
Brooke is not hot? Oh man, she is definitely hot. She's the one who puts the "special sauce" all over the top of my Whopper. Too bad about her plastic boobs though.
30. Posted by Larry on January 31, 2006 10:20 AM
"Damn,his hand's are the same size as brooke's!!Well gay!!"
Anyone here stop to think that the person inside that costume may be a chick, not a guy?
Yet another layer of eroticism -- lesbo action! But it was Howard Stern they fined ....
31. Posted by SuperSpence on January 31, 2006 11:01 AM
Brooke and I have a good thing going and if that Burger King doesn't watch it he's going to find himself on the wrong end of a guillotine. Vive le France! Vive le Revolution! Vive my penis!
32. Posted by DEVO on January 31, 2006 11:28 AM
Brooke uses only Duracell batteries in her mobile devices and marital aids. The Puttermans are happy. Sir Shakes-A-Lot and the Duke of Doubt are waffling. Mike Randall & Friends are contacting their attorneys.
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Use your head
Sidestep the traps
Snake through the chaos
With a smooth noodle map
(Besides, the king's been dead
They blew off his head ... in '63)
33. Posted by Shaun on January 31, 2006 11:42 AM
Poster # 4 said it perfect.
Brooke isn't a stupid business woman. She makes money standing there smiling at some dude in a costume representing B.K.
She knows what she is doing. That B.K. guy looks like he wants to be doing something too. :D
34. Posted by MystressJade on January 31, 2006 12:17 PM
Burger King has just passed the Blue Man Group as the scariest shit on Earth.
35. Posted by Elvis Julep on January 31, 2006 12:39 PM
I'd Fuck him.
36. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 31, 2006 01:07 PM
That is a fine piece of ass. That beautiful brown hair, those sexy legs. Check out that crown and those eyes. Brooke is OK too if you're into that sorta thing.
37. Posted by Whatup on January 31, 2006 03:20 PM
What can ya say, she wants the Whopper with a biggie size!
38. Posted by Belle on February 1, 2006 11:42 AM
Larry beat me to it.. Look at his hands- there doesn't appear to be any hair and the same size as Brooke's. And I imagine with the amount of hair dude's have on their legs it would show through a pair of tights..
Which brings me to this conclusion: I believe the King is a queen. (I'll leave the double entendre to your imagination).
39. Posted by Belle on February 1, 2006 11:43 AM
Oh, and I need to add: Does anyone else find it weird there is maribou on the King's costume?
40. Posted by AussieBaby on February 2, 2006 02:36 AM
oh my. those Burger King commercials are so scary. i hope they person wearing that head doesnt look as scary. I love Burger King but there is no words to describe what im seeing now.
41. Posted by DJTennessee on February 2, 2006 06:59 AM
Comments which are "excessively inappropriate" I guess will be removed. After reading these, I'd HATE to see what actually does constitute "excessively inappropriate" around here.
42. Posted by trophywife on February 6, 2006 02:40 PM
after watching that sucky superbowl commercial, this makes me wanna barf even more...