WOW! What an insult to Brazilians. This douche is not even Brazilian is he? He should be nominated for a Webtard award.

PopoZao = Poop-poop

Funny indeed. This guy's a grade A egomaniac douche face.

Uh. Is he serious? That video was almost too hard to watch.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ha!

you know, i think....why YES! NOW I think I understand the piece more and see where he was going with his vision....I'm definitely feeling the Popozao - I suggest we start playing it immediately.

:)

Please Please Please! Would somebody in Hollywood with some clout please give Simon Cowell a few thousand to comment on this video. I'd just like to hear what he'd say...something along the lines of "You don't sound as good as William Hung yet...but with a little practice you'll get there"

can someone please tell me about his spastic hand motions and the way he crunches up his face during the "good" parts of this song as if he's about to orgasm? k-fed. simma down now.

It's so pathetic seeing a guy with an inflated opinion of his own music, like all those rejects we laugh at on American Idol.

Seriously now: I think the guy's a douchebag hobo, sponging off Brit etc etc. But I honestly don't think this "song" is worse or better than most of the stuff I hear on the radio. To my ear, one kind of crap is as bad as another. All of which is to say, I would not be overly surprised to see it become a modest (or more) hit.
Let's hope not, eh? He really needs to be taught a lesson, like Brit kick his hobo ass out and he turns to Shar, who shows him the door, and he ends up living in a refrigerator carton under a bridge somewhere.

OMG, where did you people find this clip?

"It's on Fire!!! Do you like it?"

No fuck face, I don't like it. What a complete asshole. It's bad enough to see still photos of him, but the animated version of K-freak is even more grotesque. I feel so nauseous.

Three minutes ago I felt kinda sorry for Kevin, now I feel sorry for Britney. He is just embarassing. And how the hell can somebody call that MUSIC anyway ?

I feel sorry for my ears.

So when do you think K-Fed's career officially jumped the shark? When he first met Brittney? This video? Or maybe when he came out of the womb.

DrDanny has a point. With the right amount of payola, this song will be on every Clear Channel "radio station" in no time. Right between Ashlee Simpson and Sean Paul.

wow, never wished so much that I was deaf/blind after witnessing that..

Wow...just wow..

Lol, that was HILARIOUS.

He seems to have made up his own sorta hand movements to go with his track!

Words fail me.

OUCH! I don't even think any kind of drug could make that better...

Oh man. I actually feel embarrased for Britney! She probably wants to stick her head in a hole and dissapear. This fool is using her fame and money to try to start his crappy career.

he doesnt even know the words to his own song?!?! You know those people that you see singing along, but they just kinda move their lips except when it comes to the chorus? THAT's what he was doing!!! And isn't he a dancer? what kinda sitting moves were those? Enough of the slapping of the "air ass"!!
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin... your poor poor children.

I'm almost speechless. Please, God!! Just make it stop!!

First off I agree this isnt much worse then what gets air time these days anyway have you guys heard anything by ashlee simpson ? lols and calling somone a egomaniac because he likes his own music is pretty idiotic if ANYONE should like it, it should be him how can you make music you yourself dont really enjoy and expect anyone else to like it, Im not saying its good its clearly crap but some of these comments are stupid as hell Britney herself makes music about on par with this junk and she is about as unappealing as k-fed in every way so why the hell would you feel sorry for her ? they deserve each other the only thing that saddens me is they were allowed to birth offspring to further infest the gene pool with obviously defective dna.

I know I'm gonna be hated for this, but really people, it's not that bad, and I know you know that. It's not like he made this song, someone who knows what sells made this, and if this song came out of 50 Cent's mouth everyone would be jammin to it. If this came on at a club, we'd all be dancing to it, if you know how to dance that is, and that seems to be Kevin's one talent, let him have it.

Sure, K-fed along with his blushing bride are a blight on humanty, but lets be honest and not just rag on the song because Kevie is behind it.

Just lame. More rap crap. Repetive, stupid and ignant.
Ugh, no more please.

To think that he has reproduced - three times!

It is a wonder Britney laughed in his face. POOP-ZAO is craptastic.

Kevin really seems to be milking his 15 minutes of LAME.

I watched it without sound and it reminded me a little bit of Brokeback Mountain.

Did he have anything to do with this song? Was he the producer? I'm confused...but that sounded as good as anything else out there...crappy. though I do sort of agree with Olichka hehe.

I hope his next track is a cover of Rico Suave.

WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!

it is not funny to laugh at retards. A retard just told me this.

You know sometimes how when you're in traffic, and the guy next to you is blaring his speakers and singing along and rocking out...and thinking he's so cool? And how if you could get into his head you just know he's thinking he's all that and fantasizing about all his fans adoring him?
Its like that. But more embarrassing. I love The Superficial. And this is why.
No matter who I have to deal with today, or how boring the tasks, my mind will continue to flash on KFed...

the most disturbing part of this is all is his arms.. replay the video and look at them. he has shaved out some sort of design?? anyone???

If this single is a hit, the world we know it is officially over.

I agree, Sappy, look at his arm hair...the hell?

I don't feel sorry for him. To be completely honest I feel sorry for all of us who posted on this bored. Including myself! What the hell is the matter with all of us if we have the time to not only watch this stupid K-Fed clip but to comment on it as well? What have our lives come to?

SAPPY14, I had to go back (volume MUTED) to look at that (first time around I was too dazed by that noise to pay attention) and wow, yeah, what the hell??? Someone check Brit's body hair, quick, see if they match...

i defy anyone to tell me this is worse than that horrible beyonce pink panther son. that shit should not even be called music. when you think about it, the state of music today not only encouraged, but DEMANDED this federline track as a response.

i mean pink panther SONG.

Crying. I am literally crying. That's fire! Post of the decade. Tears are streaming down my face.

Bahahahaha. Just. Wow. Oh my god. What a loser.

Poster # 6 said it perfect.

Simon Cowell would put Kevin in his place straight up. You really know why he was bobbin' his head don't you? The thoughts in his pea brain "best dam money ma' beotch Brit ever spent".

The background tones sound like Missy Elliot's - Work It - rhythm. She'd put Kevin is place to. That would be funny to see.

He doesn't know whether to laugh or cry, but since he's devoid of most human emotions he decided to laugh. I'd cry if my ponytail was on that tight. He needs to spontaneously combust along with that pumpkin shirt.

Wow, its amazing how in love with himself he is. How in the world this guy was allowed to reproduce is beyond me.

Can someone call 911? I shoved an ice pick in my eye and directly into my brain and my ears are bleeding. I don't know if the ears thing is the result of the ice pick or the music but if I was a gambling kind of girl, I'd go with the music.

Has it occurred to anyone that if you listen carefully, this sounds like "The Right Stuff" by NKOTB? SCARY!

What's sad is this sh*t single and or crap album, will sell enough to give Brit back some coin.

I see Eminem's next bashing track coming out real soon.

Doesn't he remind you just a little bit of Liberace? [Only not as street]

I sort of feel bad for him.

Oh wow! Now I TOTALLY get what Britney sees in him! The dance moves! The head bopping! The WTF arm hair! The slick and smooooooth style of his rap! People, how we have so greatly underestimated the PURE GENIUS and TALENT of K-Fed! Thank you, THANK YOU The Superficial for showing us this video.

He looks like one of those dogs you adhere to your dashboard.

I didn't know Thalidomide babies lived that long. Huh.

That was hilarious.
He has no talent like Britney.
He himself even called it his music simple.
I'm wondering if he is even translating it the Portuguese properly!
Sadly,
he will probably get air time on MTV.
He might even do an episode of Making the Video.
OH NO!

I have to disagree with everyone who says K-Fed's song is no worse than some of the other bad rap out there. No way.

If the other bad rap is shit, Popo-zao is bloody diarrhea.

HAHAHAHAHAHA that was HIL-AR-I-OUS....the song IS extremely horrible but what makes it so much worse than other crap out there (and there is definitely similar crap) is the artist- our 2nd gen vanilla ice

OMG I have never seen such a bad case of Tourettes Syndrome! K-Fed take your pills damn-it! Ya know I think Brit likes to get stoned eat a bag of chips and watch this guy dance and sing it has to be frickin hilarious! His Mamma should have swallowed that nite.

What an idiot...he's probably the only one in that whole room being remotely entertained by that crappy "music".

He should go back to doing what he does best...ATM workouts.

Sounds just like the rest of the crap they play on top 40 radio, what's so different about this?

invite a fat girl to your house, put this song on the stereo or boombox, and show her your Camaro..you are getting laid.

I say give the guy a break. He's got no talent for singing/rapping/whatever that was, but at least he's trying to do something instead of sitting home letting Britney support him.

I realize I may be the only person in the world who feels this way.

Damn damn DAMN, that face-scrunching is sexy! You can bust a nut all over my popozao anytime hot stuff.

K-Fed said it himself. "Simple" What a douche.

When they played this clip on MTV News he sounded so proud of the fact that he did this song in a day. All I was thinking is "And it shows"... in a not good way.

The Mad Dater,
"Because there's Bastard in all of us"

Hey, at least the guy finally shaved that halo of scraggly fuzz that's been clinging to his face for the last year or so. In this case, I'm going to call that progress.

what the fuck!? Thats the sound of a used tampon exploding out of Paris Hilton's vagina passing as a song. I was embarassed for him. Damn.

Unfortunately, this is what we (the public) are subject to whenever a celebrity marries or dates outside the celebrity zone. A bunch of no-talent hacks who would more likely than not be asking, "Do you want to biggie size that?" and not insulting the fucking intelligence of any person with even a scintilla of musical talent into believing the garbage this hick has produced is worthy of even being on studio equipment.

Not only did he turn a fine piece of ass like Britney into your average trailer park Mom, but now we have to suffer through his delusion that he thinks he's got musical talent.

That shit on his arm is a tattoo of a snake. The head of the snake is on his wrist, and you can see it during the close up of his hand on the mixing board.

Leave the "simple" songs to the simple-minded, I guess. I would love the chance to kick him in the balls. Really hard.

This really gives the phrase "Its all about who you know" A whole different spin,

It took an entire day to do this steaming hunk of shit?
Someone, please lock him in a room with Fiddy Cent for ten minutes. Or Evangeline Lilly.

Exactly WHAT was the reason Britney broke up with Jason Alexander?

At least he could rub two brain cells together.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! My eyes are burning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I don't know what to say. Someone who wears socks with flip-flops has got to be mentally retarded.

I actually tought it was the soundtrack from Charlie and the Chocolate factory.........
But not Mr.Danny Elfman would be insulted by my comment

His hand motions remind me of my deceased Uncle Louie, who would get drunk on Christmas eve every year and do bizarre hand motions to Christmas carols. He thought he looked very cool and "with it," until he'd pass out from too much activity on the living-room couch.

Maybe Kevin also will pass out from too much activity. And wake up on a deserted Pacific island that no boat, ship or plane will visit for many, many years to come and live on coconuts and befriend monkeys. I can dream, can't I?

I cant even see it, But I think this is a good thing

I cant even see it, But I think this is a good thing

Is it just me or does that video make it obvious that not even K-Fed HIMSELF likes that song. He's trying to hard to act like he's into the song, when it's obvious he's not.

I thought it was funny when he said that it's a "Brazilian ass shake" and then he started shaking his head...

He shook his head in order to jump start his brain, kinda like those old-fashioned cars you have to crank.

It's like a late Christmas gift!

This could be turnd into the next "Star Wars Kid" series

This song is the internet equivalent of genocide. It is a crime against humanity and a special session of the world court must be convened immediately to deal with it. Any nation caught playing this song on it's public airwaves should be subjected to sanctions and possible military action. K-Fid himself should be sent to Gitmo becuase he is obviously a sleeper agent sent to destroy the infidels ability to hear and enjoy music. The time to act is now people, we can't allow an enitre album of this "music" to be relased. I'm not saying take the law into your own hands but if you see K-Fid for the love of god shoot him, or run him down with your car or just beat and beat and beat him until he is a puddle of red goo. No jury who hears that song will ever convict.

The saddest thing is that he thinks this is really good stuff. Even at his worst Vanilla Ice seemed to not take himself to seriously. K-fed thinks he has talent and that this song is "FIRE!" What is wrong with this punk?

I wonder how many ounces of marijuana it took to think up this horrid song. He actually looks like he's enjoying it. I can't believe Britney's actually still married to that douche. Hell, I just hope his stupidity didn't get passed on to little Preston.

#79 good one

some of the sounds in the video reminded me of NIN's, and I'm sort of hoping k-fed will get sued or something for that and any further advancement of his music career won't be possible. That, or Trent Reznor puts k-fed in a box.

I just vomited into my mouth. I guess our new male Ashlee Simpson really DID marry Britney for her money, the proof is in the words. And really, who puts a fake tattoo on for an interview? Especially such an obvious one, considering paparazzi take your pic EVERY FREAKIN DAY!!!

The best part about K-Fed is that he is as serious as a heart attack. He is so lame he doesnt even know he's lame.

Ease up people, those are the felatio training exercises he learned from Tara Reid.

PopoZao translated is "Dirty Sanchez"

K-Fed: the gift that just keeps giving!

Does anyone have a figure for the number of customers that K-Fed sold this lousy piece of shit to?

Awwww shit. My ears are bleeding now.

omg, i can't breathe right now. that's priceless.

also, let me add that, as a brazilian, k-fed's 'defecation' of popozão makes me want to lie in a darkened room. he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about- popozão means big booty, he's pronouncing it wrong, and his attempt to mouth along to the chorus (and i doubt highly he knows what the words are there either) is the most hilarious thing i've seen in a long time. no, wait, the 'smack the booty' and, er, what appears to be 'insert into cavity' dance moves are.

uuuuh, he makes me feel ill!!!

what is this kids ethnicity anyway?

OK, here's what I've found:
[Bridge]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.
(Hot girl, jump up and down, shake your big ass to the floor.)
In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
(In the native tongue of the residents of Brazil, “Popozao” is defined as the action of bringing your buttocks toward an object or person.)
On the floor, and move it real fast,
(Once the aforementioned gluteus maximus has made its way to the dance floor, you are thereby required to gyrate in a very brisk manner.)
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of t!tty,
(I, Kevin Federline, would like to get a glimpse of your pussycat, as well as a small gander of your mammary)
Want to know where I go when I’m your city?
(Would you like to be informed where Kevin Federline frequents while he’s on holiday in your location?)
Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
(Fine female companion, you need not be bothered by all of the money being spent.)
Because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
(The reasoning for this is because Mr. Federline became married to a very wealthy pop singer, and because of this, has inherited a vast sum of wealth.)
Ready to rock them shows all the way to Rio,
(I, Kevin Federline, am prepared both mentally and physically to perform concerts from my current location all the way to the beautiful city of Rio De Janiero.)
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor,
(Please proceed to the dance floor, and don’t forget to carry along your fine posterior, which appears to be of Brazilian descent.)
Up, down, all around, work that sh!t to the funky sound,
(Whether you’re currently standing on the dance floor or are on the 2nd or 3rd floor of this establishment, you are encouraged to dance to this aural compilation.)
Wanna see what I'm gonna owe,
Vai descendo o popozão.

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
[Random streaming, laughing and grunting]

Sounds exactly liek all the other crap rar on the radio.

Is K-Fed doing some form of the macarena? I believe that Popo-Zao will be a BIIIG HIT!!

It's even funnier on mute. Sounds better to.

Holly crap!!!

By the way, this song sounds like a mix of diferent songs I've heard before.

HAHAHA

Is he the only one singing or there is someone else singing along with him? I hate this rap songs crying stupid things out

Okay, first off I just got an account just so I could comment on this douchebag. I'm portuguese and have never heard of the term popozao ever used. Then again I am portuguese..not brazilian. (They are not the same)...But I do have Brazilians in my family. Oh, and I love how he can't even lip synch to the crappy parts that include his "vocals"...he only seems to do it at parts where he is not there. I hope this single doesn't actually make it or there will be a rebellion with anyone with at least three IQ points higher than mayo.

Holy Crap! I didn't know that sorry piece of sh*t is epileptic! Who knew?

And the song? "SUCKS ASS" should have been the title!

I love the slapping hand motion he did there.. maybe he was practicing for Britney XD

What a retard K-fed is!! And he is supposed to be a dancer?? It looks as if those hand moves were invented on the spot by himself, and he knows he is being stupid 'cause you see him laugh at some point.

Keven Federline is actually very hot in that video. You can only appreciate it if you put your comp on mute though. But hey, you have to give the guy a break. He got street cred when he knocked up Shar, then he got the financial support when he shacked up with the Paris Hilton of the 90's. He is very determined to be the "it" guy for '06. Not that it will happen, but atleast he tries.

The only thing funnier than the video is when I looked and saw 104 comments were posted. That's only 1/2 a percent of how many people will probably end up commenting. Right now, I'm watching Sabrina from NC's American Idol audition and she blows K-Fed away. What a fool. He and Britney deserve each other.

Pop-a-Zit should be commited due to the fact he is a retard

Is that creep voguing? Thanks a lot Madonna. If you squint your eyes a little you can see the word C.O.C.K. on his forehead, oh hang on, no need to squint.

The "air" keyboard is my favorite part... and this douche drives a Ferrari 360??? There is no GOD!!!!!

You know how when you see MC Hammer or Vanilla Ice or someone like that on tv nowadays and think . . . Why haven't they killed themselves yet? I mean, what could they possibly want to continue living for? It's nothing but downhilll from here on in, and the bottom of the hill looks more horrible than being a freshly raped alcoholic hobo and accidentally stumbling into your high-school reunion. I predict that within two years this kid will slit his wrists, and if not, I predict he'll live to regret it.

Hi guys, Im a brazilian girl. I really got surprised when I first heard his "song" or noise, as you prefer.
The meaning of the music, was worst comparing to the ones they do play on slupms, where this kind of song and POPOZÂO word was born, but what really got me furious was one small silly thing.
If someone attempt to sing and put it world wide, we all know its a shit, but he could at least speak it right, the way he speak sound in portuguese, like he wants to put some salt in.
I reccomend for Mister Federline, portuguese classes and speaking pratice, plus some carioca funk classes as well.
Oh I was almost forgeting, he likes to tell other what shit means in portuguese, so I might say, his new album, and I hope the one, only and last one, sounds like one expression that means, that stinks!
I will write it in portuguese, and you can exactly speak it as you read the title in his album!
K-FED- THAT STINKS!!!
Kevin! Thank God, for being a lucky guy who took Britney, otherwise no one in the world would allow you to record an album.

Que Fede
K_FED

thats whats i forgot to write!

I first saw this on MTV last night. I immediately started laughing maniacally. The song is horrible and he's so full of himself! He looks like such white trash skeez too, if he tried to talk to me in a bar I'd run the other way! Then today I saw the clip here and tried to watch it again. The weird thing is I was immediately overcome by feelings of such utter revulsion and embarrassment I had to stop the clip and avert my eyes. I can't wait for Britney to DUMP HIM! GROSS!

Great. There's two minutes of my life wasted to that assclown.

Wanna-be favela monger. I seriously HATE this guy.

He's sitting at that mixing board like he's f'ing Dr. Dre, and all he knows how to use is the volume knob. That is just priceless.

HAHAHAHA #114 u got it, hes just turning the volume up and down....what a douche! and same here #112, i also saw this vid last night with a friend and we couldnt stop laughing but watching it today was just plain embarrassing and i was the only one in the room

HAHAHAHA #114 u got it, hes just turning the volume up and down....what a douche! and same here #112, i also saw this vid last night with a friend and we couldnt stop laughing but watching it today was just plain embarrassing and i was the only one in the room

this is the hillbilly "gasolina". i can't believe she let him nut in her.

i wish an asteroid would smack me in the face. right now.

I really like the parts where he says "fire". Is that supposed to be like Paris' "That's hot?" I mean he has a point, I thought I smelled something burning...I think it is a flaming bag of dog shit, I mean douchebag, I mean Kevin. I was waiting for a comment like "the title means such and such in Spanish" because I am doubtful he even knows that they speak Portuguese in Brazil.

f-you all. we're talking about dreams here. dreams. kevin, don't let them ever kill your fire.

I agree with Olichka. OKAY, even though I am not a fan of KFed and I think he is using Britney and she could do much better, BUT I'll forget about all that for a second and tell you this, I think this song is actually pretty good. It is not one of those songs to which musicals will be made to or you will listen at a dinner table, but instead it has a very cool beat and easy/fun to dance to or to get energy boost when you are driving in a car. It sure is much better than most rap that is just a whole bunch of random words.

I'd buy it, sorry.

That was a song? It seemed like a bunch of noise-but how could I concentrate with Federline flailing around in his seat like that? That was truly disturbing.

you know everyone talks a lot of shit on here, and yah most the time i laugh
and like every other person i REALLLY wanted to hate kevin because YES its that easy.

but im gonna focus away from the tamberin playin monkey(kevin) and turn my attention to the beat.
and with that i must say, hey, really, it isnt that bad!
hell i even came back for seconds.
actually i think its way to good for Kevin's making, im thinking.... who'd Brittney pay?

I... just don't know what to say. Words escape me. He is a complete retard. All I could imagine was him and Britney fucking to this track... and those horrendous hand motions he was macking... I need to vomit.

In Chinese, popo zao would mean "Grandma's skinny".

I seriously feel really badly for that baby now, after seeing Kevin leaning into the bassinet and asking if it liked it. What ever happened to his other child that's overweight and looks mildy retarded>

this guy must have the biggest dick ever seen on a human. there is no other possible reason why she's still with him.

Yow. CornFed, pressing play on your DAT don't make you 'street'. Even Fred Durst would throw rocks at this poser.

Asshat.

Oh, yeah. Cornfed, you've exceeded your douche quota for your entire life. Now go fix Britster a ham sammich, bitch.

it's too bad fucktards like this guy are able to get their "music" out there just because they have connections, and meanwhile there are so many people out there with real talent. get lost k-fed

I just found it really funny that he didnt even seem to know the words to his own song. And it was a SHIT SONG!!!! Is this guy deaf or just stupid... wait that was a dumb question. My guess is he's deaf, blind and dumb... it explains why the songs so shit, why he married fatass brit and why he doesnt know the words- its not even his song...hes a fraud!!! Man, if I was the real artist i wouldnt wanna admit to making it- and i wouldnt want to admit i thought K-Fed was more popular then me... what a loser!

I posted this link in response to the last Federline piece, and I'll post it again here. The clown deserves his due, at least in the ironic sense:

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474976724644

hahaha...go team federline!

who saw james lipton on conan reciting the lyrics? it was pants wettingly funny.

Tracie #94--love love love that post. You rock.

I hope he's at least good in bed. What are the chances? Not great with that kind of self-absorption.

The truely sad thing about K-Fed is that actually talented musicians in this country cant get any attention, but this douchebag is on tv. My only consolation is going to be when she divorces his ass and then they both file bankruptcy. Watching them fight it out on Jerry Springer would be asking too much but it will probably happen. One of those "who's the daddy?" segments would rock.

OMG, my husband and I were dying last night, must have watched it 5 times...so this morning our 22-MONTH OLD daughter came running in, joyfully yelling "Popozao!!!"

Quick, somebody get me a casiotone!!!! We,ve go tthe first remix right here.

BTW, she's been known to be an accurate predictor of the radio hotness in the past, so brace yourselves: it's gonna be a rough year.

With that head shake, I think of "Weekend at Bernie's 2," where Bernie makes the same head movements when they play the music to wake him from the dead ...

But I agree with some, the song is almost addictive. I find myself bopping my head along with K-Fed, like some sort of sick hypnosis is going on ...

wow.

he's feelin that beat yo. word. K-Fed all up in da heesy yo. Check him out, hes FEELIN DAT BEAT yo!

Someone please shut this fag down now. Seriously, shut him down.

I gotta say I'm liking K-Fed more and more. Admit it guys, he's the type of person that keeps this site alive and kicking because he's a complete and utter douche if ever there was one.

"Whatup" you crack me up!. I watched the video again without sound and they really were like tics. I loved when he said at the end 'this is what's going to start it off' LMFAO!. I said it before and I'll say it again, K-Fed straight 2008 man. He's coming...

My husband, who's an audio engineer, watched this and got all high falutin and said he refused to make fun of someone creating music. My arguments of "BUT HE DIDN'T MAKE THAT MUSIC" fell on deaf ears. "He's in the studio feelin' it, and I can't mock that" he said.

Luckily, I don't have that problem.

Good Lord. I made fun of him and then I caught myself singing the tune while walking down the street--even crappy music can be catchy...

I got a brain haemorrhage just watching him bop his head and flip his hands and listening to his goddamned song. Close proximity to stupidity tends to do such things to me.

#94 - absolutely hilarious!

And the thing that disturbs me more than the music, which we all expected to be crappy, is his body movements!

Didn't this guy make a living by being a DANCER?!

Seriously is that cowbell in that song? I think it might be... it could be a great song, but you know what it needs... ?

Is it possible he's auditioning for "Night at the Roxbury II"?

What this song needs is a plastic salmon and a random belly-bump with a gang of ethiopians.

Then it would be hot in Germany.

I seriously hope no one buys this 'album' - but unfortunately I think there are enough easily influenced 'dumb asses' out there that will. Plus he can just get Brit to pay all the radio stations to play it.
And seriously - look at the equipment in that video...don't you think ANYONE could make 'music' if they had all this available to them?!? If you ask me - K-I'm fucking Fed Up This Guy - is a no talent brainless twit that happened to be in the right place at the right time.

I am blind and deaf & mute, needless to say I loved the video!
*my thanks to manuel my typist*

Correct me if I am wrong, but, I heard silence at the end when he asked "so what do you think?"

Reading his body language I'd have to say that even he knows this is crap. The nervous tics....the way he kept sticking his tongue way out while squirming in his seat and looking around nervously.

It's all about the body language. ;)

This is just wrong.

On so many levels.

Wrong.

He doesn't even know the words to his own song he supposedly wrote. What a freaking loser!! The more I see him, the more I think Britney's been brainwashed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #66.

Sadly, he is impressed with himself. Im embarassed for him. I wonder if he acts like that after having sex w/Britney.

I saw this video on MTV Germany and the veejay, Patrice
(Anastacia's ex) commented that "Popozao" is the masculine term for ass in Portuguese. Therefore, Kevin
is singing about some guy's ass...?!

The world is certainly coming to an end. This is the most hideous song I’ve heard. The way he oiks and squeals at the start makes me think of pigs being branded and it doesn’t surprise me much that his lyrics are monosyllabic grunts and he looks pretty damn autistic the way he bobs around makes those ridiculous flapping motions. And what the hell is he laughing about? I wonder what mental illnesses this guy is carrying around in his genes? Run Brit Run!!!

The world is certainly coming to an end. This is the most hideous song I’ve heard. The way he oiks and squeals at the start makes me think of pigs being branded and it doesn’t surprise me much that his lyrics are monosyllabic grunts and he looks pretty damn autistic the way he bobs around makes those ridiculous flapping motions. And what the hell is he laughing about? I wonder what mental illnesses this guy is carrying around in his genes? Run Brit Run!!!

The song isn't that bad. His voice is though - it's all raspy.

The song isn't that bad - but his voice is very raspy. Maybe this is part of Brit's pact with the devil. Like the Black Eyed Peas having to take Fergie on.

boyfriend needs to stop slapping his salami in the studio and put some damn gas in his wife's car!

This would be a great anti drug commercial. This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs when you are tweeking. Any questions. . . .

Funny this looser geberates more publicity than his wife.

#94 - THANK YOU. That was f*ing hilarious.
To those commenters who didn't think the song was worse than other stuff out there: that's not the point. It doesn't matter whether Stalin was a crazier MF than Hitler - they were both crazy MFs. Similarly, the existence of other really bad music doesn't make Poo-poo-zao suck any less. And it certainly doesn't make K-Douche any less of an assclown.

When I first heard about KF marrying Britney Spears I thought it was a huge mistake. They both seemed so young and immature plus his old girlfriend was still pregnant with his child. But watching this video makes it so clear: those two were MADE for each other! Mazel Tov, kids.

Looking into my crystal ball, I predict that this song will be huge at dance clubs for about a week. So I'm going to go out and buy several copies of his CD and put them away, still in the shrink-wrap. Then 20 years from now I'll sell them on eBay for tons of cash as the "folly of 2006." Strangely he will be most popular when he's in his late 40s and doing VH1 interviews from his prison and/or rehab cell...

Thanks for nothing K Fed! YOU BOB YOUR HEAD LIKE A RETARED CHICKEN WHEN YOU LISTEN TO YOUR OWN CRAPPY MUSIC!... Here Kevin have some cheese... No silly don't slap yourself with it!....

This is incredible. He actually believes that this is good. That he has some semblance of talent. What the hell is with the howling and yipping at the beginning? Was this a listening session? Why did we have to listen to that while he just sat there and raved out? This is an entertainment emergency- and not in a good "must-have" kind of way. This is a situation critical, get this get off the planet kind of emergency. Let's detemine on this site who is closest to Brit & K-fed in proximity and get these two away from eachother. We need to cut off the cashflow which creates this garbage. I don't want to hear from K-Fed, I don't want the album, I don't want to see the site, I only want to see this douchebag when he's in People Magazine because he's in Jail. BLECH.

First off, while this is absolute crap, I don't see how the Black Eyed Pea's "My Humps" is any better. Horrible music? Yes. A poor man's Vanilla Ice? Yes. But I wouldn't be suprised if people ended up loving it. My pug, Inky, however hated it. When I played the link he started barking at the speakers. I swear. Never seen him do that for. So Federline is definintely out with the pug population. But they have better taste than the general public.

Dude should have kept his day job.

167 comments ... that's gotta be a superficial record. i'd buy ad space here for sure.

He's kind of sad. If Brit likes him then, well, I say 'whatever'. They must get bored. His pursuit of a music career is just something else to pass the time ... and spend the moulah. I can't even imagine what I'd do with all that money.

I'd probably help some guy make an album if that's what he really wanted.

LMFAO!! AHAHAHHA! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!

He moves like a parrot trying to put the moves on another parrot. Someone put a mirror and some bells up.

This song makes me want to destroy the internet.

i would 'cure' his retardation in about 10 minutes. Not since russell crowe has someone been begging for a serious ass whooping as much as this clown...

He's so stupid I bet he spent $500 for that ugly orange rag he's wearing as a t-shirt.

Do you think Britney dresses him every morning or vice versa?

gee, thanks, guys. now this song's stuck in my head.

Kevin Federline is a musical genius- After watching the clip I was overcome by his mere presence on camera. His masterful head bobbing and creative hand gestures.... simply brilliant. It's nice to see a hard-working guy finally getting some recognition!
......................

/sarcasm.

actually, I watch this clip in the morning when I drink my coffee before I head out to class. and it makes me smile- simply because I know I will never be that fucking retarded. :)

has any fucktard ever been as hated for simply existing as this guy? I'll bet deep down inside there's a little boy who cries himself to sleep because he knows he's a completely worthless sack of shit that only another completely worthless sack of shit could love - or give a credit card allowance to, either way.

K-Fed had better hurry up and get to the MAC machine with Britney's pin. It is only a matter of days before this guy is delivering pizza's again.

Oh man, KFed was just interviewed on my radio station here & it was brutal! He played a clip of one of his songs over his cell phone & the dj's were giggling in the background cuz it sucked so bad. When he got off the phone they were totally digging on him about how he has no personality and he was lying about some of the tabloid reports. Oh it was classic...I wish all you guys could've heard it!

Did anyone else know that he was in the movie "You Got Served"? I never saw it but I'd love to see a clip of him in it just to see how retarded he is

No, KFed you uneducated no talent assclown. That single is not "fire" and we all hate you. P.S. Don't ever sing about the USA, you'll definitely get an assbeating.

I am hoping against hope that this single DOES NOT become a hit....I'm laughing at him right now, but I also have this fear that people will actually buy this crap, and then he'll MAKE MORE CRAP! He does not deserve anyone's money. I for one AM NOT buying his music and supporting his no-talent ass, he totally think he's the shit doesn't he? He thinks his music is cutting edge? What a dumbass, lol~ I don't think I could write anything better or anything, but I certainly wouldn't be gloating and preaching about how it's like "fire" etc. He comes off like a totally egotiscal prick who is too confident of his own abilities (or his producers/music writer's abilities) But really, his music isn't much different from Britney's...but atleast Britney's had a good beat now and again and I could see why some of her stuff was popular- I think the worst part of Kfed's song is the beginning where he's laughing and shrieking like a sick seal, irratating- I mean, will anyone purchase his music after a comment like "That's the one to get it all started"? He totally thinks he's going to make it big....what a prick

He reminds me of that dancing hippo that did the email rounds a few years back (http://blog.as2max.com/archives/2004/11/the_purple_hipp_1.php), wonder if that's where he got his inspiration for his 'dancing/funky hand movements' from?

"That's FIRE!!"?? Tell me he didn't say that.

Maybe he actually said "THAT'S FINE!" in response to someone asking if he wanted a cup of coffee...

Or "THERE'S A FIRE!" about a small blaze in a studio wastebasket...

Or "THEM'S FINE!" in reference to a question about his three children...

Or "CHEET'S FINE" on spotting the Cheeto delivery guy's truck pulling up outside the studio.

But Kev saying "That's FIRE!" about that garbage "song" PopoZao? Nah. Couldn't be. No possible way.

*dies*

Maybe each time MTV shows the Popozao video they should play David Hasselhoff's ooga chakka ooga ooga chakka video...no one will know his song actually sucks if they watch David's first.

Gag, that was absolutely the dumbest crap I have ever seen..I never thought I'd feel bad for Brit But, o'my god! Her bad..Am dying to see the video..so sad that she'll probably be paying for it..

This is the first time I've seen him without a trucker hat on and you're all going to jump on me for this but he's actually sort of hot when he's not bobbing his head and flapping his hands up and down and all around. I can see a teeny bit what Brit sees in him. Handsome face, really, and you know those dancers have asses to make you wanna Popozão. Ladies? Would anyone else out there maybe do him with a couple of three beers in ya?

Well, he's a bit cute and I kind of dig dimples, but I've always been the type that really needed some brains behind the face--you can't put a bag over idiocy.

That sure is fire.

And the one to "get it all started."

What a tool.

LOL April, heehee;-)

K-Fed speaks out: http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2005/04/letter_of_fug_k.html

At least this clown won't be selling any cds in latin countries. In spanish Popo means shit. It is the 2nd most common and acceptable way to say shit. In this case it applies perfectly to the song attempt.

As a spanish speaker this word (popozao) sounds disgusting, like if it meant "Big gross turd". I can almost imagine someone say "I'm gonna popozao you!" and pretty much means someone is gonna get hit by a big turd as if it was a wooden log or something. It's simply disgusting.

I really frickin' doubt latin people would like to drive around or dance to some songs which lyrics mean to us Big turd.

Moron. Next time if this clown tries to hijack another language, he should at least investigate on wether it has some negative meaning in other languages. He pretty much lost mexico and south america here.

So I was watching this muted to see the arm hair thing, listening to my ipod...

His movements in this video match up almost EXACTLY with the song "Material Girl" by Madonna.

I laughed.

A little more of my soul died when I saw this.

I was kind of embarassed for him, watching this. It's more the way he bobs his head back and forth then it is the lyrics...he is out of tune to his own song.
Now that is talent!

Ps. - 191, escapevelocity...I take it you've read 'Hard love' then, huh? Just call me Bananafish :)

I don't think I've ever seen anything so cute & adorable (in a dirty way)! I wish I could 'toss his salad'!!!

I felt curiosity about that "word"... and it doesn't even appear in my dicctionary.. ^^

btw.. so much popopopopo reminds me that i'll eat chicken today hmmmm

Bristol Myers Squibb began production on a new anti-depressant this week targeted specifically for people who have seen this video. After it is no longer needed for this target group...the surplus will be donated to veterinary clinics across the USA for Euthanizing sick horses.

I think I'll sue for incurable headache...

Ooooooh! My ears!!! And oooh! My head!

5uck you Kevin! I hate you and your damn self!

I think this is going to be the longest comment record to date on here. This is my third. I am not sure why but I feel drawn to watch this horror over and over again. Is it self hatred or punishment of sorts? Methinks it a possibility. This morning I watched it with no music with a coffee. Again...I am in sheer horror. My stomach is in knots from empathatic embarrassment. Without the music, he looks like he is conducting a choir of down syndrome kids. I belive that K-fed is actually mildly retarded. His arm and hand gestures and facial expressions make me think of the special kid in the cafeteria. Now I feel even worse for special kids. Jerry Lewis, fat and on drugs could have pulled this off better, as could Corey Feldmen and Danny Barnadouche (yes I spelled it exactly the way I wanted too) K-Fed needs to understand that watching Michael J. Fox for Dance moves wasn't all that great of an idea. He has a couple things going for him...first he seems to have an extra bone in his neck that floats as to make it easier for him to suck all the cocks of whoever handles the promotion of this song in anyway and second, he will die someday.

I can't wait for the album to come out. I'm going to stand in line for hours with all the other two people so I can be one of the first to get it. Then, I'm going to hand it down to my son when I die so that he will know what kind of torture my generation had to suffer through.

Every HAS to check out the mocking of KEvin Federline's video here:

http://collegeguru.blogspot.com/2006/01/mock-of-kevin-federlines-popozao-music.html

JohnnyVal02 - I clicked on the link to see the video and it said it had expired =(

Rachel, If you can't get to my website through that link...you can find James Lipton's mocking of Federline on Conan O'Briens Show and and G4's mocking of "Cottage Cheese Thighs" at http://collegeguru.blogspot.com/

i beleive kevin federline is one of the most intellectually stimulating beings on this world. His lyrics are deep and stir something very emotional in me. There is something about him that makes me think that perhaps he could change the world. Or actually be handing me my change the next time i head into the 7-11 for midnight slurpee, because by the way this is going... ooph buddy...ooph

Is this guy for real? He must be tripping on some really good shit to think that PopoZao (whatever that means) is even remotely good. What an egomaniac. He seriously needs to get over himself because that single is going absolutely nowhere. What a waste of money.

Honestly, if you made that song with him, would you even admit to it?! Would you even put it on a resume later on??? I know I wouldn't!

actually this whole kevin federline thing is a conspiracy to make K-Fed look like a douche. I have the conversation i overheard to prove it.

Producer A: Hey you know what would be really funny?!
Producer B: What?
Producer A: How about, we make a ridiculously over-produced beat, add all sorts of bubble shit noises and stomping, over some cheesy synths and get some white guy to rap over it? We'll make millions.
Producer B: Thats absurd, no one is that retarded. Who could possibly be such a douche?
Producer A: I hear Kevin Federline is a pretty big douche
Producer B: Thats fantastic! Hey, how bout we have him make dieing animal noises at the beginning too!
Producer A: Brilliant. and when its done, we'll schedule an interview with him making awkward hand movements and pretending to mess with the mixer.
Producer B: Can we insult Brizilian culture too while were at it?
Producer A: Of course! we'll rape their rich heritage dry!
Producer B: FIRE! simple, simple right there boy! This is the one to get it alllll started.

OMGZ!!1one! You iz all just jealous! Ya'll know K-Fed spits FIRE!!! He spits the truth! Stop frontin' on his knowledge!!!11!!eleven!!

Pleeeeease....make the lambs stop screaming!!!

Oh my god, that was so much worse than I even anticipated. I couldn't even bare to listen to the entire thing. I mean I knew he was a huge ass, but wow, I think hes an even bigger one. Hes almost as talented as Brittany.

you have got to be kidding me. . . . .

you have got to be kidding me. . . . .

lmao, at least he should of lip singed,.

kevin federline = a bag of douche

Yo this shit is hot, y'all are just haters cause you're workin 9-5 jobs and u wish you could be w/britney and spittin out hot singles. Please continue doing my taxes and stop judgin a talented nigga like K-Fed, that shit was staight Fire. Check yo'selves

Hater's they gonna hate

That shot was hot, you CANNOT deny that. Y'all are just jealous cause u working 9-5 jobs and you ain't doin britney and spittin out hot singles left and right. So plz get back to doin my taxes and stop hatin on a talented nigga. Check yo'selves. End of discussion.

Hater's, they gonna hate.

KF is such a dumbass. I hope his song and career flops and someone bitchslaps him across the face. then again, he did win the 'lottery' marrying britney.. lucky bastard.

oh yeah, and I think we can all say that his song signals the start of the downward spiral of ALL hip-hop music until its all gone and we all end up listening to 80s hits again.

First: popozão is a word in Portuguese, not in Spanish.
Brazilian music is completely different from Latin music.
Kevin pronounces very badly.In the brasil, that music will never make success.
As, that doesn't represent the Brazilian music.
Brazil has samba, bossa nova, forró and funk.... but no that amateur "funk."

WITHOUT TRANSLATION
Esse cara é um idiota que não sabe nada sobre o Brasil e só faz besteiras.

Holy crap he actually thinks he's cool? He actually enjoy that noise? WHAT??? I thought he was being a douchebag because HE KNEW HE WAS but in this clip he obviously thinks he's the coolest guy in the planet.

Burn in hell, douchebag.

It's really not such a bad song. It's actually kind of catchy. K-Fed's "dancing" however, could use some work. I never thought I'd feel sorry for Britney Spears.

I feel violated. I had a friend that referred to the police as PoPo. You the bad part is that he has reproduced.

That song was horrid!!

Nice choice of sperm donors, Brit!

You can take the girl out of Kentwood, Louisiana but you can't take the white trash out of the girl!

*shudders. . . *
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*makes horrified noises*
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*shudders*

It's not about the music, people. (I mean, it is, but it isn't. A lot of people who are relatively talentless have hit singles, right, Jessica??? So, it comes down to IMAGE). The thing is, I have a tendency to like my men dirty. For whatever reason, I don't want me no doctor, no lawyer, I'd like me a K-Fed to call my own. He's fucking sexy, folks, that's all there is to it. HOWEVER, when shown a clip like the one above, all sexiness, dirtiness, and rebelliousness just goes out the window. He's a friggin' DORK. That's all there is to it. He's not sexy, he ain't dirty, he ain't even got any STREET CRED with that video. I'm not homophobic, but he looks like a fucking faggot in that clip. Period, end of story. I used to have the hots for K-Fed. He looks like he's good in bed. But then I heard his song, and he proved me wrong. Wow, I'm a better rhyme-writer than he is. Kick him to the curb, Britney, and find someone worthy of the spousal support that he's sure to ask for.

Peace, trailer parks, and chicken wings,

Amy Z
www.amyz.com

"Fire" alright........someone please hit his key board with a Molitov Cocktail

Great Song...so not! does everyone know PopoZoa translates to "Lusicous Butt",this guy could be Britney's biggest mistake (which is pretty big for Brit).The worst part about this song is that he loves it so much he thinks it great...why? about all you say is Popo Zoa,and must we remind you again, you're married buddy, your wife probably doesn't want to talking about some other chick's "lusicious butt",but then again it's Britney Spears.

What's with the oinking and the moronic braying? It's purely C.R.A.P.U.L.E.N.T. The sound of a big old flappy douchebag. It's the sound of Ms. B. Stupid's bank account emptying. It's the sound of the whole world laughing AT (not with!) the White Trash duo of the decade, the new Roseanne and Tom Arnold. You go baby. Yeah. CLASS.

when brit got married the first time , management was right there with room full of lawyers and get the hell out of here money!!!how did the fraud of the century slip through that. don't fire the bodyguard who protects you, fire management for letting that punk get the chance to brainwash a very lonely,stupid,young woman.if that punk loved anything besides himself,he'd be still with his first children.if this excuse for a man had talent and a conscious, this video clip would not ever became available. it's obvious this fraud is pulling out all the stops to never have to return to the cockroach he really is. be careful mr. federline , rappers will kill rappers. i read it in the same trash magazines where you got your 15 minutes of shame.by the way k-trash,if you had a glimpse of talent, you wouldn't need to surround yourself with guitars and recording equipment while you l