January 23, 2006
The mystery that is Fergie

Here's Fergie in a picture that will either turn you on or terrify you. Likely both. It's like having a picture of Jessica Alba going doggy-style with your Dad; disturbing, yet strangely erotic. Yet disturbing. I'd simply suggest scrolling down so her head disappears.
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Comments
1. Posted by uncommonamerican on January 23, 2006 09:33 AM
It looks like she had an appendectomy but the doctors were drunk / didn't know where the appendix is.
2. Posted by Shaun on January 23, 2006 09:42 AM
A littel to "bone rack like" for my likings. She is ok looking for sure, but a little bit of meat in the center wouldn't hurt. The rest of her body is fine. Legs and arms look fine but her mid doesn't match those.
3. Posted by mrs.t on January 23, 2006 09:46 AM
manimal. has she always been "female"? she's also one that really could be any age....25 -65.
4. Posted by Katie on January 23, 2006 09:46 AM
Totally agree with uncommonamerican....What the hell is wrong with her side?
5. Posted by Larry on January 23, 2006 09:49 AM
The former Duchess of York has never looked better.
6. Posted by mrs.t on January 23, 2006 09:49 AM
and what is she wiping off her face/mouth?
7. Posted by frostedface on January 23, 2006 10:01 AM
her only saving grace looks wise was her hard body - looks to be slipping now.
8. Posted by suzy on January 23, 2006 10:16 AM
She is 31 years old... tans too much, so without make up she looks freaky
I read that she suffered with bulimia and she's done drugs like crystal meth and ecstacy...
here's the link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacy_Ferguson
as what is up with her stomach... I don't know... but it does look weird.. *shrugs*
9. Posted by trapmuzik on January 23, 2006 10:17 AM
She has like three knee caps on one leg and a bunch of craters and knots on her stomach. Her lady lumps seem to have spread to other regions of her body.
10. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 23, 2006 10:17 AM
I really like her lumps, her lovely lady lumps. And her hump isn't bad, but the lumps really are the showpiece. I've been spending all my money on her, and spending time on her. Those lovely lady lumps.
11. Posted by gossipmonger on January 23, 2006 10:24 AM
I think that rippling down her side is the result of her sucking in her gut and thats the fat still showing...
12. Posted by MandySmurf on January 23, 2006 10:26 AM
Whoa, Carrot Top is HOT! Wait, that's Fergie. My bad.
13. Posted by gferny on January 23, 2006 10:29 AM
shes a butter face ... totally agree with the "The mystery that is Fergie" title.
14. Posted by ESQ on January 23, 2006 10:32 AM
What is with her hair plastered across her forehead? Her boobs look fake and she does appear to have some freaky lady lumps on the left side of her body. Other than that I think she looks hot even though she pees her pants while on stage in front of hundreds of people.
15. Posted by mrs.t on January 23, 2006 10:34 AM
Just read that she has had at least two urine- related incidents. Botched sex-change or just keepin it real for her skank-sistah Paris?
16. Posted by Romeo Foxtrot on January 23, 2006 10:48 AM
for those of you wondering what those things on her side are, they're called 'muscles' and it comes from 'being fit.' her head looks fine, you would all bang her so stop pretending like you're finding things wrong with her
17. Posted by Belle on January 23, 2006 10:49 AM
What... the hell.... is going on with her stomach? It's covered in freaking craters and lumps.. She has a horrible fake tan and there appears to be a huge mole on her chin.. Her hair is disgustingly oily and pasted to her forehead.. And the worst part is she's making a pose as though she is sexy as all hell.
I don't know whether to be disgusted or thank her for making me feel good about my own stomach.
18. Posted by rachel on January 23, 2006 10:55 AM
Compared to Nicole Richie and Britney Spears she has an awesome body.
19. Posted by vanityunfair on January 23, 2006 11:02 AM
Fergpee can be a bit disturbing at times, but what is really creeping me out is the room she is in. Is it a clinic? A dressing room? A massage parlor? What is behing the curtain...another satisfied customer?
20. Posted by hafaball on January 23, 2006 11:14 AM
I think her and Tara reid go to the same gym...but she does have a good body. I don;t know what the ten pounds of wrist things are for though :o
21. Posted by SuperSpence on January 23, 2006 11:29 AM
I'd hit it every day of the week and twice on Sunday. At least once during church.
22. Posted by Devil Is Chrome on January 23, 2006 11:29 AM
There are so many things wrong with that picture, I can hardly begin...
FIRE the photographer- everything from the pose to the framing of the subject to the room is terrible.
Get rid of the wardrobe - looks like grandma knit that bikini.
Never again see that same plastic surgeon who gave you those breasts.
Apply a compress of PHOTOSHOP for 10 minutes or until hideousness subsidies.
23. Posted by Populist on January 23, 2006 11:32 AM
Oh, enough about the peeing incident. I mean, if I had a dollar for every time I've gotten onstage drunk and wet myself....
24. Posted by amma on January 23, 2006 11:48 AM
One thing about Fergie, she's a musician, not a model. Not an actress. And a musician with a real band in the sense that they didn't start out as a manufactured product. Years ago, I saw them playing in a little hotel bar in NY, just a gig before they were anyone.
So, yeah, she's the chick in the band, of course they are going to market her.
I think she looks good for a regular girl. A butter face, I agree, but she rocks.
25. Posted by Devil Is Chrome on January 23, 2006 12:00 PM
amma - I agree with almost everything…almost...
Last time I checked, a musician is someone who actually plays an instrument. Unless a mic is considered an instrument, she's no musician.
26. Posted by amma on January 23, 2006 12:23 PM
...Her voice is her instrument. She is {whether a good one or bad one is a matter of opinion} a singer.
27. Posted by Elizabeth on January 23, 2006 12:25 PM
I agree with Romeo Foxtrot. Fergie does have an awesome body. She looks pretty most of the time too...but hey, who doesn't take a bad pic every once in awhile. We're so used to seeing these people at red carpet events and in photoshopped pics that when we do see the real thing, we get mean. Give the girl a break.
28. Posted by mariootsa on January 23, 2006 12:27 PM
someone's getting a little old for sideways pony tails and friendship bracelets. girl, that shit is AGING YOU!
29. Posted by platinumblonde on January 23, 2006 12:30 PM
i second that recommendation of scrolling down so her head disappears. she has a sick body, but her face grosses me out 99.9% of the time. i also don't get her style choices...this bikini, the hair, the bracelets i mean she's sellin' it but i'm not buying.
30. Posted by Jayne on January 23, 2006 12:34 PM
gah her face....ugh
stretched, stomped on..
*shudder*
31. Posted by TurndaPaige on January 23, 2006 12:52 PM
It looks like she has a little bit of scar tissue from liposuction on her left side....
32. Posted by supertwink on January 23, 2006 12:56 PM
I agree with Romeo....Those things are called "muscles". Half of you fools wouldn't know a stomach muscle if it slapped you in the face. You are all soooo jealous it's sad. Sure, she may not be the prettiest belle at the ball, but whatever. She is physically fit and would kick your ass in a minute. Plus, she is not a model, she's a funky chick in a band. So, haters, sit on your fat assses at your computer and have another Hostess cupcake.
33. Posted by Jayne on January 23, 2006 12:57 PM
snap a haterz post.
little late than usual, I must say.
34. Posted by lola on January 23, 2006 01:24 PM
Looks like lipo scars to me. They took out too much fat and the skin is too tight.
35. Posted by Skirmish on January 23, 2006 01:46 PM
Fergie is the hotness.
36. Posted by Torocino on January 23, 2006 01:47 PM
You people are unreal. You're telling me that she's unattractive? You don't see that rack/ And you're saying her stomach is nasty? It's called being in shape you fat bastards. Blind, all of you... I'd kiss every inch of that tight body every damn day.
37. Posted by tipsymcstagger on January 23, 2006 02:08 PM
yeah...i'm saying that fergie is gross. she is the definition of 'butterface'. actually - i find her face offensive. she's got a kick ass body but she'd better keep it up b/c that trainwreck of a mug won't do it. oh and for the people that still think the black eyed peas are relevant...get a grip. they used to be a great band - but have you listened to 'my humps'? give me a break. they've become a huge joke.
38. Posted by derekd on January 23, 2006 02:09 PM
All you males that posted here are either gay or seen more pussy than a public bathroom because she looks fuckin' good. For 31 especially since most women hit the wall at 25. There I said it! I am no way a fan of thier music but I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating cookies thats for sure. Real boobies a plus. 7.5 outta 10.
39. Posted by rachel on January 23, 2006 02:25 PM
I think she's very pretty in a real world kind of way. She has a beautiful voice and, like I said before, compared to Nicole Richie and Britney Spears she has an awesome body. However, this is a horrible picture in every which way...fire the photographer!
40. Posted by TDubb on January 23, 2006 02:25 PM
All the comments about the "lumps and dents" on her side are hilarious. It's called "having body fat less than 10%" and actually being able to see muscles. Talk about the posters giving away hints as to their body-types. She's not exactly my taste - I don't consider her face that attractive and I like a little bit more meat like say J. Alba. But I gotta give it to Fergie - she is "professional athlete" fit
41. Posted by Sara=hater on January 23, 2006 02:34 PM
I'd trade bodies but not faces...you know what is funny? People who call other people fat because we rag on her. IT'S THE POINT OF THIS WEBSITE!!! Go to Fergie's fansite otherwise.
42. Posted by sammygirl on January 23, 2006 02:35 PM
Fergie's body is a bit disjointed, and that's why people are complaining about it. She has soft curvy hips, but then you see hard 6-pack abs, and then big bazookas, and then a soft face again. It doesn't flow that well. But having said that, nobody can say she's gross.
43. Posted by Evangelia on January 23, 2006 02:53 PM
To all those who say "she's a musician, not a model": Since when does being a "musician" require you to pose in a crochet bikini with a ridiculous ponytail on the side of your head? Fergie is virtually inviting people to make comments about her body.
44. Posted by bpfink1 on January 23, 2006 03:23 PM
unless i am nuttz i cant see anything wrong with that stomach it looks like muscles
that are tight to me plus you know you all would hit that even if you are gay
45. Posted by DannyJames on January 23, 2006 03:27 PM
she looks fine. celebrities look like normal people when theyre not all airbrushed ya know.
46. Posted by Miss Gulch on January 23, 2006 04:05 PM
Uh, OK, the pose is a little strange and that's kind of a funky surgical scar or something she's sporting, but how many women across America would love to look this good? Me and 10 million others, that's who. She's not perfect, but she's real. I think I'd lose the bracelets, though.
47. Posted by Becca on January 23, 2006 04:09 PM
She just needs to cut down on the tanning because:
1. It looks way unnatural
2. Her skin will eventually get all leathery-like if she keeps at it for a few years
4. She'll start to prematurely age
3. Can anyone say skin cancer?
I have nothing against tanning, it’s always nice to look like you've gotten some sun, but in moderation. Fergie's tanning kinda reminds me of how Paris looked at the MTV movies awards one year
http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/81287/Hilton%20source.jpg
Other then that, I think Fergie is quite pretty actually.
48. Posted by PostAcidYouth on January 23, 2006 04:10 PM
Of course if you don't find Fergie attractive you must be jealous, you fat ugly people.
Oh please. There's not an ounce of femininity about her body, all hard lines and muscles. Add to that a very masculine face and no. No I wouldn't. Not even with yours.
49. Posted by DannyJames on January 23, 2006 04:23 PM
did anyone else notice how big her ears are in that pic?
50. Posted by yourmomisgay on January 23, 2006 04:52 PM
I like how everyone says that anyone who doesn't think she's hot is just fat or jealous. Just because YOU'RE fat and jealous, doesn't mean we are. I swear on my life I'd rather look like ME than her. I'm not saying I'm the prettiest girl in the world, but I for sure look better than this hag.
51. Posted by DannyJames on January 23, 2006 05:25 PM
her stomach is reminscient of Tara Reids weirdo belly.
52. Posted by tipsymcstagger on January 23, 2006 05:39 PM
ummm...if there are 10 million women that want to look like her...we are in a (literal) world of hurt. like yourmomisgay - i don't think i'm the best looking thing to ever walk the earth but i would NEVER want to look like that. now...angelina jolie...that's another story.
53. Posted by aura on January 23, 2006 05:40 PM
comment #50, I agree. Saying "oh you're just jealous!" is a knee-jerk retaliation and is not exactly a compelling retort. Just because some of us don't find Fergie attractive, doesn't mean we're jealous, it means that Fergie has an ugly man-face.
And to the poster who keeps saying that she has a better body than Nicole Richie and Britney Spears... better than Nicole Richie, hell yes. But Britney? No. Back in the day when Britney was buff, she had an awesome body. She was fit and muscular but still very feminine and curvy. Of course these days, I'd be happy if she'd just brush her hair lol
54. Posted by ESQ on January 23, 2006 05:43 PM
Oh, excuse me I suddenly have the urge to urinate now BEFORE I piss my pants.
55. Posted by Sheva on January 23, 2006 05:54 PM
The rack looks ridiculous. When did she buy those?
Don't know what to make of the rest of her. Maybe the natural artist thing is long past for her.
She's a mess with the fake boobs and stuff.
56. Posted by Cuore56 on January 23, 2006 06:02 PM
I think Fergie's body is fine. She's in shape. What do we really expect-perfection? She's not fat and she's not too skinny, she looks healthy. When you lean to 1 side and you have abdominal muscles, that's what it tends to look like. I'm not a big fan of Fergie because I have no idea what her real musical style is. She was in an all girl group called Wild Orchid & they are just so different from the B.E.P. I'm more upset that she tries to have a street style when she was in a pop group. And now she has a solo album coming out? Yes, she was addicted to meth & I think she's come pretty far...her face isn't a 10, but is yours? She looks completely different from back then & her face is looking a little ragged from all the tanning. I don't know what she's trying to prove, but her body is the last thing she has to worry about. She dances her ass off on stage!
http://www.askmen.com/women/singer/15b_wild_orchid.html
57. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 23, 2006 06:09 PM
"She is 31 years old... tans too much, so without make up she looks freaky
I read that she suffered with bulimia and she's done drugs like crystal meth and ecstacy..."
Fucking rights! She have a sister?
And BTW every chick on this site would look freaky without makeup. Bet on it.
58. Posted by ishtar on January 23, 2006 07:43 PM
just cuz the american idol judges cant sing doesnt mean they cant judge well...same goes for this site...u dont have to be amazingly hot or hotter than the celebrities on this site to make fun of them- thats whats so fun about it. #50, 52 and 53, no need to excuse urselves. just say 'fergie is ugly' and leave it at that! :)
59. Posted by mrschickee on January 23, 2006 07:55 PM
Does anyone remember when she was on Kids Incorporated? She was so cute then. Just goes to show how meth can f*** you up.
60. Posted by funkygoldmedallions on January 23, 2006 08:03 PM
My Dumps ... My Dumps ... My lovely lady dumps. Check 'em out! Actually, body is a 10. Face is a 4. Total boner score = 14. A 14 is good for doggy, reverse cowgirl, and side saddle. so yes, I guess I would "do" her.
61. Posted by HollyJ on January 23, 2006 08:54 PM
She looks GOOD to be 64 years old!
62. Posted by Spacedog on January 23, 2006 09:13 PM
Yum. She looks wild. Stripper hot. Spacedog likes her earthly delights and would just be trying to hold on for dear life.
63. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on January 23, 2006 09:30 PM
Fake tits and fake tan, a definite minus. Fergie is a mystery to me, as sometimes I am attracted to her, other times not so much. This pic, yeah she looks good except for the two previously stated points.
64. Posted by Rocknrope on January 23, 2006 09:44 PM
Chicks with stab wound scars turn me on.
65. Posted by eringirl on January 23, 2006 10:11 PM
Hold on on the "not a manufactured product" talk. BEP had produced more albums pre-Fergie than post Fergie. She was added in a record label maneuver to make both the peas and Fergie profitable to them... the Pea's recoupable was forgiven by the label on the condition they add her to the band and it took care of their obligation to Fergie - whose solo project was so poor, they didn't know what to do.
66. Posted by Dee on January 23, 2006 11:26 PM
Has anyone seen the before/after plastic surgery pics of Fergie? In a million years I wouldnt have recgnized her-she has totally changed her face. It's a shame such a young girl felt the pressure to do that.
That said, she's definately a beautiful girl, it's just a matter of if her style of dress and HUGE amounts of makeup are your taste. But I guess thats what shes going for.
67. Posted by Dee on January 23, 2006 11:26 PM
By the way, the surgery pics were run by STAR magazine, they are somewhere on the net.
68. Posted by Miss Skyline on January 23, 2006 11:41 PM
Wow, her stomach looks extremely disgusting. She really does look like a Barbie doll in a swimsuit.
69. Posted by BrendaPayne on January 23, 2006 11:54 PM
I'd pay good money to bury my face in those big luscious tits! Then I'd make her smash them against mine to make a tit sandwich.
70. Posted by September_bebe on January 24, 2006 12:14 AM
woooah, what IS that?
71. Posted by shopaholic197 on January 24, 2006 01:56 AM
I saw other pictures of her in the bikini (omg. I look at too many celeb gossip sites.) ANYWAYS, her stomache looks a lot more normal in those pics, so this one was obvi a bad angle or she was flexing a weird muscle. I think she's pretty in a different way. Whatever- I just wish I could dance like her- damn!
72. Posted by beatpoetess on January 24, 2006 02:36 AM
To be honest, that's probably the best picture she's ever taken. And that's saying alot, because she normally looks very questionable (aka scary), and not only in the realm of style.
To be honest yet again, there might be some that are "jealous" of her figure. I admit to being sort of, kind of, perhaps not really, frankly because normalcy "isn't good enough" anymore. My thin waist, ample hips, and mouthful tits? Not good enough for mankind, it seems. Stripping down to nearly nothing seems to now be a prerequisite to being a performer these days. What happened to being subtle? What happened to being a woman, and not a 31-year-old parading around like a little girl. . .
73. Posted by slinkhard on January 24, 2006 04:39 AM
Her face looks like Tori Spelling's.
74. Posted by CASHIN on January 24, 2006 08:53 AM
FAKE FACE / BOOBS = GROSS
AND WHAT'S ALL THE HYPE ABOUT J. ALBA? WITHOUT MAKEUP SHE LOOKS LIKE EVERY AVERAGE HISPANIC CHICK AND HAS AVERAGE BOOBS AT BEST.
75. Posted by Inquintessence on January 24, 2006 08:59 AM
her stomach is slightly odd but its hardly a huge deformity, she looks better than i do in a bikini so whatever.
76. Posted by supertwink on January 24, 2006 09:19 AM
75 posts....nice. Fergie really has us commenting. OF COURSE simply not liking her or thinking she is unattractive does not mean you are fat or jealous, but come on. Half of you were flipping out like she was an alien, or had the worst body you ever seen in your life. Puhlease. You are ridiculous.
77. Posted by thatthingisgood on January 24, 2006 09:56 AM
I'm sorry. I'm not a lesbian. But, Fergie is the most attractive celeb girl out there. Definitely have a girl crush. Don't understand what anyone could say bad about her. Damn...I mean come on people. Have you seen her dance ....forget about it.
78. Posted by billabong021 on January 24, 2006 12:41 PM
not feelin too attracted by that pic, although the right side of her stomach reminds me of beef jerky for some reason, so now im jst left feelin hungry.
79. Posted by gossipmonger on January 24, 2006 01:21 PM
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=735
in case anyone wants to see the other pics from that photo shoot...
80. Posted by teffi on January 24, 2006 04:57 PM
Either sombody kicked her ass so hard her spine pokes out her stomach, or SOMBODY'S had too much lipo. Bodily abnormailities aside, IT really needs to finish up the surgeries to turn it into a woman.
81. Posted by Cira on January 25, 2006 02:09 AM
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=fergie_bikini_big
Aaahhh, that's an awful shot.
82. Posted by happy_bunny on January 25, 2006 04:44 AM
Jessus H. Willikers!
"little bit of meat in the center wouldn't hurt"
"her only saving grace looks wise was her hard body - looks to be slipping now"
"her boobs look fake"
"looks like she has a little bit of scar tissue from liposuction on her left side...."
How well would any of you whiny little bitches withstand that kind of scrutiny?
83. Posted by Bo_Smith on January 25, 2006 06:31 PM
#74 Jessica Alba is a monkey! And probably a lesbian too you never hear who she's dating.
84. Posted by outfile on January 25, 2006 11:35 PM
i was expecting to see a penis bulge.
85. Posted by sarakai on January 26, 2006 12:38 AM
she's a lady, whoa whoa whoa, she's a lady... hang on a second, whats that dangling between her theighs??? seriously, great singer but she is an absolute mutt!~
86. Posted by DURound on January 26, 2006 01:22 AM
Ok.... no one is perfect... but you do kinda squint at this picture.
It's kinda weird that she has so much defined structure showing EVERYWHERE except where she is supposed to be showing "6-pack abs". But it looks like a single can or pillow ... no definition in the middle. That disparity is odd.
Also.. Looks like she could use some Bondo right under her left breast to fix that rusted out body panel. Is she missing a part of a rib? Did she get shot there? Bondo and sanding might help that dent right around her right hip too.
But also.. her surroundings. Is she at a woman's correctional facility?
87. Posted by slinkhard on January 26, 2006 03:52 AM
'How well would any of you whiny little bitches withstand that kind of scrutiny?'
By posing in a bikini, she did leave herself open for criticism.
88. Posted by Badass on January 26, 2006 12:26 PM
Fergie: Untouched. Someone should fire the person in charge of airbrushing the pic, seems like he/she took the day off. Poor girl.
89. Posted by TrueSteelerfan29 on February 6, 2006 11:54 PM
I think everyone here that's putting Fergie down are all on crack! She's beautiful with a smokin hott body & it intimidates you, so you have to put her down. I don't see any of you out there showing off your bodies & thats cuz you have sloppy bodies & r to embarrassed to let others see your "lady lumps" Granted its not a very flattering pic of Fergie but damn, on her worst day she still looks better then you on your best day! She's hott with a kick ass body so get over it already!
90. Posted by kitty_kat on March 19, 2006 02:59 AM
Her features are very manish. And she's obviously had a breast augmentation...