January 23, 2006
Marlon Brando exposed
A new biography of Marlon Brando reportedly features a photograph of the star engaging in oral sex with another man. The book, Brando Unzipped, says "From Rock Hudson to Vivien Leigh, from Bette Davis to Cary Grant, Brando slept around, even managing to seduce two of America's First Ladies." Publishing group Blood Moon insist the image of Brando and a male lover is treated "tastefully". A spokesperson said, "We ran it at a tasteful two inches by one and three-quarter inches on page 404."
Well, the only thing that could make this story any sexier is if it somehow involved Danny DeVito and a Slip n' Slide. I'll remain skeptical till I actually see the photo, simply because you'd think a story like this would've come out a lot sooner, before Brando was conveniently dead. Also because I have a hard time picturing him as the Knobfather. But maybe Brando made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
UPDATE: This may or may not be the picture in question. The only thing I know for sure is that it's incredibly NSFW and makes me feel all confused inside. Thanks to everybody that sent this in.
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Comments
1. Posted by Larry on January 23, 2006 09:46 AM
It's too bad that Brando himself isn't around to defend himself from this. I'm sure it would include a charge that the Jews in the media are out to get him.
2. Posted by uncommonamerican on January 23, 2006 09:47 AM
When they say "even managing to seduce two of America's First Ladies" do they mean "gave the golden shower to?"
I hope he had Bess Truman and Mamie Eisenhower ass-to-ass. It's like all my fantasies come true at once!
3. Posted by MickFlash on January 23, 2006 09:51 AM
It's real. After years of rumors about it's existence, Penthouse printed it back in the '80's. Brando looks to be in his 30's. It is a black and white photo shot from the side by a professional photographer of Marlon giving head. It is just one photo and not a series. The reason you find it hard to believe is because you're thinking "Brando...Tough Guy...Godfather" instead of "Brando...Whack Job...Lives On An Island...Kissing Larry King...Michael Jackson Videos...Crazy Children...Sucking Dick Photos".
4. Posted by wudiesay on January 23, 2006 10:13 AM
This is a true story...I saw this picture about 10 years ago in penthouse when i was in college...He's just smokin' the tip...does that make you gay...is that wrong?
5. Posted by PoetsTale on January 23, 2006 10:24 AM
Uh...here it is: If you get squicked out by gayness. Don't go here: http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/b/brando/brandobj.jpg
6. Posted by ESQ on January 23, 2006 10:40 AM
Thanks PoetsTale for the link.
WOW! It sure looks gay to me. Sorry Superficial it looks like we should be calling Brando "The Knobfather" after all with respect of course.
7. Posted by MandySmurf on January 23, 2006 10:42 AM
With the current fascination with gay celebrities (Mr. Sulu, Brokeback Mountain, Nick Lachey...) it's just the perfect time for us to learn the truth about Marlon Brando. It's that convenient. Now if we can just get Ricky Martin to come out of the closet, the world would be a better place.
8. Posted by rachel on January 23, 2006 10:48 AM
I could've gone my whole life without ever seeing that picture...gross!
9. Posted by hafaball on January 23, 2006 11:09 AM
i'd hit that... :P
hey, he was rich, maybe he could of given me some money ;)
10. Posted by Jayne on January 23, 2006 12:37 PM
he was so god damn hot...maybe he was bi like James Dean..
*swoons*
11. Posted by Mugato on January 23, 2006 01:15 PM
"I'm sure it would include a charge that the Jews in the media are out to get him."
No, he says the jews run Hollywood, not the media. And he's right. Hey, it's no more racist than saying the white protestant males run the country. They just do.
So the guy smoked pole. Writing a book about it after he's dead is pretty low.
12. Posted by sammygirl on January 23, 2006 01:44 PM
Male movie stars having secret gay sex? How shocking, zzzzzz......
13. Posted by derekd on January 23, 2006 02:20 PM
Hate to break to you guys, but more people have engaged in the knobslobbing than you think to gain roles and to "get their foot in the door" so to speak. Does it make them gay? I don't know. Ask yourself this question, "How much money would it take for you to perform a solitary homosexual act?" Everyone has a price. The last one I heard about was Colin Farrel. Either he gave head or let some gay producer give him head. Hollywood, gotta love it.
14. Posted by Larry on January 23, 2006 02:20 PM
"No, he says the jews run Hollywood, not the media."
He never said that Jews run *only* Hollywood. He only happened to be talking about movies at the time.
"And he's right."
Well, not exactly. Jewish people run Hollywood, not "the Jews," which has an Elders of Zion-esque sound to it. Although you will find that Jewish people also dominate, if not control, all aspects of the media -- book publishing, music, newspapers, etc.
15. Posted by Sara=hater on January 23, 2006 02:39 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm, that doesn't even look like a *real* penis...maybe it's just a dildo. Maybe he was trying to...Oh, I'll give up.
16. Posted by suburbanlegend on January 23, 2006 02:49 PM
Marlon Brando was already pretty open about his gay experiences - he told an interviewer in '76: "Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed." He also played several gay characters, in a time before it was "acceptable" to do so.
Nope, not every gay (or in this case, bi) guy is a limp-wristed stereotype!
17. Posted by DannyJames on January 23, 2006 03:31 PM
marlon brando was hot when he was young. and ya, not every guy thats into dudes is a huge flaming fag, some act like normal guys.
18. Posted by rivercmb on January 23, 2006 03:50 PM
Marlon Brando said that since Hollywood was run by people of mostly Jewish origin, that they had a responsiblity to not portray miniorities, such as blacks, in such a hostile light. He was talking about social responsibility.
Nothing he said was anti-semitic but it was taboo to talk about how many Jews work within the film/television industry and the media in general. He didn't say that they got together in secret meetings, it's not "run" by anyone, just run for profit by competition.
It was funny after he said it though, there was such an outrage from interest groups. When 60 Minutes did a story on it they said that he was wrong and that their research showed that "only about 60 percent of the most important positions in Hollywood were run by Jews." That's a hell of an "only" for a people who only make up about 3% of the US population. That's mostly from the incestual relationships of hiring relatives that the movie industry had up until the last couple of decades. Not politically correct but true all the same. It still happens a lot. I've met quite a few people in lower positions who were getting their kids into their jobs.
19. Posted by Miss Gulch on January 23, 2006 04:16 PM
Don't think I want to view the pix, no. Brando was just totally screwed in the head, and it showed all over his life, his kids and his wives. He fit right into the Hollywood crowd.
20. Posted by MalynLaReina on January 23, 2006 04:38 PM
ahhhhh!!! i'm so confused! not brando! oh please not him too! who's next? who man? johnnny? vince? brad? kfed? who? who?
21. Posted by suburbanlegend on January 23, 2006 04:57 PM
I don't get it. Everyone seems to be so flabbergasted/horrified at the idea of esteemed actor Marlon Brando liking a male tryst. Instead of letting this knowledge of his sexuality affect your opinion of Marlon Brando, maybe it should affect your opinion of gay people. As in, Homosexuality: It's not Just for People You Hate Anymore.
Just a thought!
22. Posted by princess373 on January 23, 2006 06:25 PM
Atleast his family can take comfort in the fact that it was done "tastefully". Seeing your father with a mouthful of cock may be disturbing at first but once you note the perfect lighting and contrast of the hard penis and his lush lips, you can appreciate it for the art that it is...or not.
23. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 23, 2006 06:26 PM
"No, he says the jews run Hollywood, not the media. And he's right. Hey, it's no more racist than saying the white protestant males run the country. They just do."
How observant. That wouldn't have anything to do with the fact nobody would vote for anyone who's Black, Jewish or Female would it?
Besides I'm sure Whoppi Goldberg is busy with Sister Act 3.
24. Posted by cat on January 23, 2006 06:27 PM
I don't think the link is working anymore...
25. Posted by violence in movies and sex on tv on January 23, 2006 06:41 PM
My lord. There is literally no one hotter in human existance than Marlon Brando. No one. I knew that he was bisexual, but this picture is so hot it makes me want to vomit. I always wondered what it was with guys and lesbians, but Marlon Brando having sex with another makes me want to explode from being turned on so much.
26. Posted by HollyJ on January 23, 2006 09:00 PM
It has always been my understanding that he was bisexual, anyway, so I don't know why this comes as a surprise. Is this news?
27. Posted by convictchick on January 24, 2006 01:00 AM
i cannot WAIT to get this book.
28. Posted by SoupaSarah on January 24, 2006 05:34 AM
So let me get this right, some bird is bringing out a book about how Marlon Brando enjoyed banging men? oh my god, a huge superstar actor enjoy the odd cock or two... tell us something we dont know!! I don't see why its such a big deal, i wish more celebrities would come out, it seems that its only ok for musicians to be gay these days, lets face it, it doesnt do ur career any harm (Look at Will Young and Elton John). But i guess its fine for a straight man to play a gay one but not a gay one to play a straight one.
Damn Hollywood. Damn America :P
29. Posted by Spindoc on January 24, 2006 08:00 AM
Well we can all be lucky that the pic was back whenhe was in his 30's and not in his later yeras when his body was a combo of Rosseane Bar and the mother from the movie "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape" if the picture was taken in those years, I'd be nervous for the guy getting sucked, you never know when Marlon was going to get the munchies.
30. Posted by amazinggrace2005 on January 25, 2006 03:37 PM
This is news?
31. Posted by khaus on January 25, 2006 11:55 PM
Princess 373 (#22) Beautiful, just beautiful! *LOL* And I thought I always looked at the bright side!
32. Posted by sarakai on January 26, 2006 12:44 AM
When you say that may or may not be the photo in question... what the??? It definitely looks like some cocksucking action to me! OH My God, it makes me feel all twisted and unwholesome, uuurrrrrggghhh!
33. Posted by Brandolater on February 1, 2006 01:17 PM
Sara=hater is correct. The photo in question was a back-stage prank done by several actors with a dildo. The publisher claims to use a small picture out of "taste" but it's really because a large picture shows the truth. Can we all agree that the media is the concentration of all evil the world? Gay-baiting is one the weapons used by the media against major clebs such and the great Brando who don't cooperate with their evil doings in the world. Brando was one of the finest human beings to have ever graced the Earth - while the media is run by Jews, who Voltaire described as the "biggest scoundrels to have dirtied the face of the Earth". Just as Henry Ford pointed out long ago that America's national debt (currently 8 trllion) is money owed to the Jews and that is why its sons are sent to wars whenever there are Jewish interests at stake, Brando had the courage to point out that Hollywood is owned by the Jews and at every turn it is used to advance world-wide Jewish interests at the cost of less powerful races such as Indians and Arabs and Ukraines. Brando was an actual artist of the highest rank despite being raised on American soil and how something like that could happen is beyond me.
34. Posted by JessicaBarbie26 on March 20, 2006 01:52 AM
I think Marlon Brando was the best looking man to come out of HollyWood. I have wrote an article about him on my AOL BLOG. It is http://wonderlandfullofrottencandy.blogspot.com . I think Marlon Brando was not gay. Until I actually see live footage of MARLON BRANDO having sex with a man, I will not believe it. God bless and have a good one. Sincerely, Jessica Singleton
35. Posted by 801greg on May 5, 2006 10:07 PM
Marlon Brando was bi and admitted it all his life. The photo in question has been in circulation since at least the 70's and the "member" in question is that of Wally Cox, Brando's soul-mate for life, who he roomed with for several years and loved. Cox could not put up with Brando's habit of having random sex with numerous men and women. But when Wally Cox died, Marlon Brando had him cremated and took his ashes, and kept them on his dresser for the rest of his life. He never got over Wally Cox's death. Wally Cox was Mr. Peepers on the 50's television show.