January 23, 2006
Jennifer Lopez may be pregnant
A source says that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been doing “tons of shopping” for baby clothes lately. Either they're having a baby or Marc lost his naughty clothes.
“He was at Fred Segal last week and bought a Guys Infant Gear diaper bag for $120,” says a source. “He said something that made it pretty clear that it wasn’t a gift — that he intended to use it — but I don’t want to repeat it or he’ll know who talked to you.” The source says that the couple has been buying other pricey baby gear as well.
I guess congratulations are in order. Particularly to Jennifer, for not having a heart attack when Lurch was bouncing around on top of her. As I recall, the proper thing to do at this point is strip Jennifer naked and sacrifice her at the altar of Azazoth to purify the demon-seed. But then again, maybe Satan's Whores 5 isn't supposed to be a documentary. Hmmm, maybe I should've thought of that before that whole mess with the chickens.
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Comments
1. Posted by uncommonamerican on January 23, 2006 09:38 AM
What the hell? Hasn't J. Lo heard of abortion before? This is exactly what abortion was invented for - to rid the world of ugly, untalented babies.
2. Posted by Shaun on January 23, 2006 09:38 AM
Good Morning People! I waited all weekend for the next week of celeb grit and bs. :D
The celeb "lets get prego" phaze is commencing. Any bids on who's the next hollywood attention whore to get knocked up?
Paris Hilton? Gawd, forbid.
Jennifer Aniston? . . . lol
Scarlett Johansson? . . . ok bad one.
3. Posted by Larry on January 23, 2006 09:54 AM
Hopefully J-Lo is pregnant with siamese twins -- one egg implanted by Jessica Simpson, the other by Paris Hilton, both inseminated by Brad Pitt. The resulting monster would make life much easier for the tabloids:
"Par-Jess Lo-Pitt to star in reality show in which she has to live as a baboon on the Serengeti armed with nothing but a tape dispenser."
Carmen Elektra and Britney Spears could be the god-parents.
4. Posted by ESQ on January 23, 2006 10:36 AM
Who cares? Maybe her expanding stomach will make her ass less fat looking. Or she will turn out like Violet from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
5. Posted by rachel on January 23, 2006 10:50 AM
I thought we were done with J Lo a couple of years ago?
6. Posted by hafaball on January 23, 2006 11:12 AM
Wow, for the longest time I thought she was unable to have a child. My only guess is she killed some woman, stole her uterus, and forced Anthony to impregnate her. I mean, If affleck;s super semen didn't get her pregnant, i don;t know what could... O.o
7. Posted by LOOKWHATICANDO on January 23, 2006 11:46 AM
Hey uncommonamerican, that's not right, Jennifer really really really, wants kids, really,, lol
8. Posted by amma on January 23, 2006 12:25 PM
...I'm just glad someone pointed out that her husband is weird. He DOES look like Lurch! An anorexic Lurch...
9. Posted by Jayne on January 23, 2006 12:35 PM
yeah, I thought, like Tom Cruise, she wasn't able to have children.
Science is marvelous.
10. Posted by SuperSpence on January 23, 2006 12:36 PM
One day the Pitt-Jolie baby is going to have to kill the Anthony-J.Lo baby. It's inevitable. They are destined to be enemies forever, one fighting for truth and justice, the other seeking to undermind and destroy all that is good in the world. The Pitt-Jolie offspring will prevail, ushering in a world of peace and prosperity for the next 10,000 years.
11. Posted by sammygirl on January 23, 2006 01:41 PM
I can already envision chinchilla-lined diapers for the kid.
12. Posted by derekd on January 23, 2006 02:10 PM
Jennifer who?
13. Posted by Sara=hater on January 23, 2006 02:36 PM
Didn't take that long, did it?
14. Posted by Evangelia on January 23, 2006 02:49 PM
I think she looks really sexy in this picture...kind of a latina Brigitte Bardot with the bedhead and parted lips. Even though I hate it when people categorize J. Lo, Shakira, Jessica Alba et. all as the "latina" anything. lol
15. Posted by Tracy on January 23, 2006 03:25 PM
I can't wait to see her try to take off the baby weight. No easy task, my friends....
16. Posted by escapevelocity on January 23, 2006 05:50 PM
marc anthony was actually married to a Miss Universe champion-winner-whatever. Dayanara Torres, also puerto rican. she appeared in Frankie J's "More Than Words" video. marc anthony cheated on her with J-Lo. lol, like anyone really cares.
17. Posted by escapevelocity on January 23, 2006 05:51 PM
i thought my mom was the only one who says he looks like a skeleton.
18. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 23, 2006 06:44 PM
I thought she was already pregnant and carrying the tot in her ass.My mistake.
19. Posted by beautifulatrocities on January 23, 2006 07:05 PM
Great, Marc can add this one to the long line of abandoned kids he's sired with lovely & stupid bimbos.
20. Posted by HollyJ on January 23, 2006 08:58 PM
I hope she explodes to 345 pounds and starts to waddle around malls in redneck Tees like Britney.
Hey, maybe they can hang out together... They're both ignorant egomaniacs.
21. Posted by hermanita on January 24, 2006 12:09 AM
Haha the "proud to be latina from da hood" in redneck tees. That would be hilarious. ^_^. Well..all I can wish them is I hope it doesn't look like his father.
22. Posted by hermanita on January 24, 2006 12:11 AM
Btw, she seems to be trying real hard to look like Jessica Alba in the pic
23. Posted by September_bebe on January 24, 2006 12:17 AM
i like j.lo... she's beautiful and somewhat talented (hey, she has more money than you and i combined, times a million). finally shes sticking to the same guy and possibly having her first kid... good for her!
24. Posted by sjb16 on January 24, 2006 10:47 AM
Marc Anthony looks like Skeletor!
25. Posted by hermanita on January 24, 2006 06:10 PM
she has more money then me and you, because she's a slut and slept with a million guys and got millions and she's sticking to marc anthony because he's ugly and knows he doesn't deserve her, so he won't leave her like a normal man when he sees that she can't have any kids and has herpese all over her vagina. But she is light on the eyes, yeah.
26. Posted by mommy_long_legs on January 25, 2006 05:02 AM
Do you think she will decorate the baby's room in all white and command everyone not to make eye contact with it?
27. Posted by kylieer on January 25, 2006 12:24 PM
HAHAHA #26! I love it. Will she expect all the delivery staff to wear white and play her songs and perform her 'dance' numbers while delivering? I am sure she will want white rose petals spread all over the delivery room floor....ahhhh The QUEEN is giving birth - allll bow down.
28. Posted by Badass on January 26, 2006 12:43 PM
marc anthony has a penis??