January 19, 2006
George Clooney and Teri Hatcher dating?
George Clooney and Teri Hatcher have been spotted looking cozy at various spots around Los Angeles, and are doing little to dispel buzz that they’re dating. “If I went on a date with George Clooney I would not be talking about it,” Hatcher has been quoted as saying.
When Clooney’s spokesman was asked to respond to reports that the actor had gone on several dates with the “Desperate Housewives” star, he replied, “What is your definition of a date?” He later came back and said, “I spoke with George and this is what he told me. ‘The rumor-reports, etc.’ that I’ve had ‘several dates with Teri Hatcher’ is not true, but if it was true, you’d be the first to know.’”
I'll just assume this is true, since George Clooney dates just about everyone. But dating Teri Hatcher? I don't know, she seems kinda clingy, and kinda maybe psychotic. Like one of those girls who, after you've broken up with her, keeps pretending you're still together. And sends you dead flowers in the mail. And muders your cat. And when you ask her "hey Teri, have you seen my cat?" she just smiles and says "your kitty's...just...fine" and then starts licking the refrigerator.
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Comments
1. Posted by al rarow on January 19, 2006 10:10 AM
He's an attractive guy, and could bag anyone in the industry. Why would he want to court a double-bagger like that hag?
2. Posted by ESQ on January 19, 2006 10:12 AM
What is up with her nose? She must have broken it one time. I kinda believe this story too, George is a man-whore.
3. Posted by velvet_morning on January 19, 2006 10:40 AM
he could bag anyone, it's probably more so an issue of wanting to bag everyone.
I really can't see her being all that different to her desperate housewives character..
4. Posted by Sheva on January 19, 2006 10:43 AM
He's having his usual fun but man she is looking more and more haggard with each passing day. Her shelf life is going down the tubes like those wenches on Sex in the City.
The problem with these urban chicks is they overrate themselves right up until the day they are yesterday's news.
It happens in NYC all the time.
5. Posted by Nola on January 19, 2006 10:45 AM
I think this is one of the signs of the apocalypse...
6. Posted by SuperSpence on January 19, 2006 10:46 AM
The reason George Clooney is dating Teri Hatcher now is that he wants to bang her before she becomes completely revolting and untouchable.
That's also the reason George Clooney is my hero.
7. Posted by andrewthezeppo on January 19, 2006 11:00 AM
eeeew On both accounts. I hope they have a good time fugging eachother's brains out.
8. Posted by Populist on January 19, 2006 11:06 AM
Guess she gets the unenviable job of listening to this guy moan and complain about the Republicans. Make him wear a condom, Teri, he's done a lot of drilling in his day.
9. Posted by cakefarm on January 19, 2006 11:40 AM
i don't know about this one. george clooney is sexy and teri hatcher's face looks like it's about to collapse in on itself.
10. Posted by Jayne on January 19, 2006 12:47 PM
<--agrees with #7
11. Posted by Kelly on January 19, 2006 01:18 PM
George, Teri? Are you enjoying her shag van? Maybe if you put a bag over her face it can be doable. However she sure as hell is no Lucy Lu.
12. Posted by Kelly on January 19, 2006 01:21 PM
Yuck.
Bet he is doing her in her van. WTF Fugky Teri is no Lucy Lu.
13. Posted by Kelly on January 19, 2006 01:22 PM
Yuck.
Bet he is doing her in her van. WTF Fugly Teri is no Lucy Lu.
14. Posted by Kelly on January 19, 2006 01:23 PM
Yuck.
Bet he is doing her in her van. WTF Fugly Teri is no Lucy Lu.
15. Posted by Kelly on January 19, 2006 01:23 PM
Yuck.
Bet he is doing her in her van. WTF Fugly Teri is no Lucy Lu.
16. Posted by Jenny on January 19, 2006 01:40 PM
I definately think Teri Hatcher has been overrated.....but now I feel bad for her. She looks like SHIT next to George Clooney.
There is NO WAY these two are dating......
17. Posted by sammygirl on January 19, 2006 01:45 PM
George, put down the beer goggles.
18. Posted by HollyJ on January 19, 2006 02:39 PM
He already HAS banged everyone in Hollywood. I bet his penis has more Hollywood mileage than Liz Taylor.
19. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 19, 2006 04:50 PM
Excellent now the odds of them both dying at the same time in a fatal accident are much greater.
20. Posted by Larry on January 19, 2006 05:05 PM
I wish my Disinterest-ometer was sensitive enough to accurately display just how disinterested I am in the news that George Clooney is "dating" (read: bonking) Teri Hatcher.
Isn't she old enough to be his grandmother? (Checks birthdates.) Yes, she is. He's a celeb, he's in his forties, and so is she. She's way too old for him. He should be with some killer-beautiful 20-year-old airhead, and she should be with some industrialist in his nineties.
21. Posted by hafaball on January 19, 2006 08:30 PM
that's true! George clooney seems like the funniest guy in hollywood, and teri hatcher just seems like some crazy lady that'll throw cats at you.
22. Posted by Shaun on January 19, 2006 10:59 PM
I agree with #6's comment to.
'Clooney has a list,
'he's checking it twice,
'gonna find out who does the spinner at night,
'Clooney Clause is cumin' to town
Teri though? A bean bag has more appeal then she does. Since the superman series, she has let herself go. I guess Clooney likes the sound of bones crunching as he puts his member in her.
No matter, Go George!
23. Posted by QuiteFrog on January 20, 2006 12:05 AM
Yeah well it looks like George likes them wierd..I mean I think most of the "celebrities" need to widen their circle of people they bag...eventually all the kids in Hollywood will all be related..it's like some wierd back woods cult in LA where they just pass each other around.
24. Posted by anon on February 1, 2006 12:54 PM
barf! she's gross!
25. Posted by anon on February 1, 2006 02:05 PM
clooney is looney baggin' that old hag!