Although that rambling jumble makes Alicia Keys appear about as articulate as a 12-year-old, she seemed to be pretty careful to avoid specific pronouns. How do we know she has a boyfriend? Maybe she's got a girlfriend. Which would explain those hairy nipples.

Ok... Enough with the hairy nipples. She's half black. When black women get their hair done, as it clearly is in that photo, it breaks off easily. My fiancee's hair breaks off all of the time and sometimes it looks like that. I understand that's it's a little funny looking and her "people" should pay a little better attention, but dammit people! it happens.

About her boyfriend of whatever, yay. Maybe he can get her to stop talking like a thug and write more songs.

Who cares ?

Alicia Keyes is Miss Femininity USA compared to this she-man:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001760/

KMac...thank you!

When that photo of Alicia was originally posted I thought the same thing, hair breakage from combing/styling.

She's gorgeous!

Is it Chewbacca?

"About her boyfriend of whatever, yay. Maybe he can get her to stop talking like a thug and write more songs."

LOL. Good point. Why on earth do people try to dumb themselves down? Is that supposed to be cool if you speak like some kind of dope? What is this world coming to.

The sad part is when she first started, she wrote some really good piano work and actually "sang" I guess after no one noticing her, she decided to do the MTV thug theme.

Which ended up sounding as hardcore as Eminem's stuff.

Well good for her. :)

As for the chest hair, that is exactly what it looks like. It doesn't look anything like broken off hair that just so happened to "fall" off right in between her boobs. As for the bad skin, she should wash more and definitely use the proactiv. That stuff is great when used correctly!

My fiancee's hair breaks off all of the time and sometimes it looks like that. I understand that's it's a little funny looking and her "people" should pay a little better attention, but dammit people! it happens.

This is officially for the birds. So, youre telling me that everytime she "gets her hair done" these loose hairs keep falling in the same place? Or you're saying that the hair fell off once, she said "Ooo, that looks pretty cool there!" So, then she super glued it.

???????????????????????????

Spence, that's true. This bitch is playing the Pronoun Game. Alicia Keys is a great big dyke. But that's cool. Ask those who've seen her in certain clubs in NYC . . .

I like her. I will tell her secrets. She can just think of me as the pages of the Enquirer. (To the tune of Alicia Keys' "Diary")

I've been waiting for a biracial Janis Ian for quite some time.

Damn you Kobe!!!

I agree with HollyJ post #3.

Who Cares.

I bet you 1000 dollars that the person is not a man, but a woman. 1000 dollars. I'll give you my bank account number and when it's splashed all over headlines that Alicia Keys is a lesbian even though she denied it in the past, you can give them back to me and give me your own. And I will laugh at you. Laugh, I say.

Scenarios:

a) hairstylist gives her quick trim and some strands fall on her chest, sticking to her body oil, or whatever.

b) she is in fact a baboon. A spotty one at that.

She has a secret alright, a secret in the same fashion of "The Crying Game." Suprise, honey! Check out my big ol' penis. But those aren't pubic hairs, those actually fell right there after I got my hair did. You see, black women's hair sometimes breaks off easily and makes it way into my pants and settles right here above my ding-a-ling.

P.S. I really need a new hobby.

alica keys is a fuckin dyke and to those who dont know it i am amazed. Whenever someones love interest is gender nonspecific you know somethings up. Not that it even matters that shes likes to eat the tang, just come off it already you aint foolin no one.

haha PapaHotNuts. That was funny. But I agree, why the hell is her hair falling only on her chest and not on her neck/shoulders/face?? hmm anyways it looks pretty nasty under her armpit too. -_- And don't tell me that her hair fell there too, cause I'm gonna pass out laughing.

1) Alicia Keys is a very beautiful person, and this is recognized across racs. I'm starting to think that the person writing is a victim of a racist aesthetic senisibility and cannot actually see any black woman as beautiful regardlss of whatever's going on with her hair. Very unfortunate. I've never read anything nice about a black woman on this site.

2)Yes, this sounds like the missing masculine pronoun is deliberate, and this woman is a lesbian. I'm surprised at how obvious she was about it.

[quote]I've never read anything nice about a black woman on this site.[/quote]

just wait...just wait.

whoever said I've never read anything nice about a black woman on this site...uhm there has been plenty of good stuff said about per example Beyonce.. O_o

Anyways, Alicia's not only as hairy as a man, but as sweaty as one too.

http://www.tackystars.com/pics/alicia_keys_sweaty_armpits.jpg
That's just freaky. I'm thinking she used to be one.

What a great friend Alicia is, talking about her friends with such tenderness. If my friends called me full of "falseness" I'd just wanna give 'em a great big hug. Lucky she's got such a loving boyfriend cos she ain't got have anyone else after this gets around!

Why don't you lot just bend over and start typing out of your a**? Are you lot the same retards that said Ciara was a man...i think most haters are simply jealous, or hold a personal vendetta...some idiot said she lost her touch...i guess thats why she won 4 grammys last year...

If you want to criticise R&B stars at least make the claim genuine...calling her a gorilla? Go say that to Janet Jackson (she's piled on a few thousand punds)...now that would make sense, saying she's lost her touch, tell Whitney that...dont pick on someone who doesn't deserve it!

Alicia Keys looks far from a hairy gorilla or anything remotely close. Leave her alone she is a very talented young lady.