...it's like she's riding an imaginary bull.

Where are the rest of the photos in this sequence? What about the part where she masturbates a doberman while two night club bouncers have a swordfight in her mouth? If I know anything about Paris Hilton, that's pretty much what happened about five seconds later.

LOL! Look at all the bystanders with their arms in the air taking photos with their phone and pocket cameras! It's like a crazy ABBA concert circa 1976. That is HILARIOUS!

Get down, you skanky Elaine, you.

HAHAHAHA...those are GREAT!!! I like the third one where she's striking a "princess hip hop" pose - She's so hardcore!! Hardcore moron that is....

oh. my. gawd. what's sad is that she thinks she's really being sexy up there.

I'm all Paris Hilton-ed out. I can only take so many stories per diem about tall, skinny rich girls who've had lots of plastic surgery and don't have much interesting to say.

"...it's like she's riding an imaginary bull" - LOL!!!!!

What is wrong with Paris Hilton?????

Who is that other girl up there? Being paris's friend is just as embarassing as being ms hilton herself.

aziajs: "What is wrong with Paris Hilton?????"

Poor girl has never been the same since being rammed up Mr. Slave's ass.

Dam I'd like to see a headline where she gets into sh*t and can't be bailed out. I am telling you Martha Stewart will be hosting "The hard times of Paris Hilton".

Paris:"I was behind bars, and this girl, she was staring at me, and I thought omg, why is her hair like, like, so dry looking".

Stewart:"did you actually say that out loud?".

Paris:"well no, the girl holding a blade to my kidneys warned me not to be my usual self. I was like , but I'm paris, you can't do this!".

Stewart:"welcome to the real world huney, chuckles under her breath, you should be used that by now huh paris poof?".

Paris:"martha, your like, so rude, daddy call my limo?"

I FUCKING HATE THIS CHICK!!! WHAT A LOSER, WHORE SHE IS!! Is that all she does is party?!?! Is she aware of the state of the world??! Does she care??

Can't Paris Hilton afford dance lessons?

...I think I might be turning religious, because all I can think of is ohmyeffinggawd!!!
I mean yeah, you can tell she thinks she's being totally sexy up there! Hahahahah...!
I'm pretty sure that other person up there with her, the woman, is her mom. Not kidding.

I'm not shocked. Someone so skinny like that would look ridiculous dancing so provocatively. Take Janice Dickinson for example, that episode of The Surreal Life when she was giving Bronson Pinchot a lap dance made me disgustingly nauseous, much like seeing a dead rotting cat on the side of the road being picked apart by live maggots covered in feces. It was just that vile.

I smell yogurt

Looks like she's having cramps on the 4th pic...

All those cameras and not ONE coochie shot?

For SHAME on the papparazzi! For shame!

That is not a dance. That is porn!

I think she's having a grand mal seizure.

In all the the pictures, she is sending out very strong vibes of "look at me and my hotness as I shake my hot thing; am I not very hot indeed? Do you not crave me?"

Which, you have to admit, is 100% pure entertainment when done by Olive Oyl in a blonde wig.

and THIS is the person who WON'T do playboy?

lord have mercy.

Ok so we have established Paris can't:

give head
dance
sing
act
drink
form a thought
pass an STD test
tell us what country her name comes from

anything I'm missing?

in the third picture, I believe poor sister Nicky (ok it could be Tonya Harding) is just begging her to stop slutting up the place

Lines of dirty coke, meet Paris Hilton. Oh, you've already met?

She looks like a stripper

Yep it looks like mommy in that see-through shirt again... Paris looks really wasted. When did she get her hair extensions back?

these are still photos and she still off beat.

A disgustingly ugly whore dances. Always entertaining.

I'm getting really tired of seing this whore. I mean, she should just Disappear. Someone should kidnap her and drop her in a muslim country where she would be forced to be covered up from head to toe, where she would have to stop sleeping around and where she would ultimately end up being burned alive by some crazy fanatic.

Why are they holding up cameras instead of putting dollar bills in her butt crack.

At least she's not toting her poor little dig, Tinkerbell, with her up there... probably forgot her in the john, by the mirror, after slathering on a fresh coat of lip gloss.

That looks like the can-can - which is not as easy as it looks - so if it is, go Paris! Or it could just be the hokey-cokey

All that money but it can't buy you talent, personality, or class.
What a poster girl for skank

juicylips: "these are still photos and she still off beat"
I was thinking the same thing! Why can't she dance?

After last week's Lohan/Moss faux slutty dance-off in NYC, Paris just wants the light to shine on her again. The next thing she'll probably be 'caught' doing is coke in a sweaty bathroom. She just can't squeeze any originality out from her acorn of a brain.

#31.....she makes her poor little dig wear lip gloss?

and just imagine if she wasn't an heir to the hotel throne. she'd probably be a $6 hooker in east LA.

Paris, yeah, well...right. Paris dancing. Gr8...
Humm...well figure skaters were popular for a while, and tennis players. Who's Condi dating ? What about the Euro-trash ?
I think I've OD'ed on Paris and I didn't even get a hickey...
(Hummm...good idea 4 a Tee-shirt...but Paris is probably already selling them)

In the second picture she looks like she is pointing to her goodies and the fifth picture she is showing her goodies. Geez, that Hilton clan has a lot of class.

Seriously, white people can't dance.

Good ol' reliable Paris.

I hope she has children. I would *love* to see her try to reign in her fourteen-year old with "Honey sugar pumpkin, its wrong to be a crack whore because, well... um... But really, you shouldn't go to nightclubs at your age because, you see sweetie, oh... um, oh fuck it, have some money".

All that to shake loose some crabs? I could swear I saw some lotion that'd do the job in the drug store ... maybe they're fresh, and it was a quick fix.

It's a Paris Ho'down. Yipeekaiyai and who cares if she is on beat or not.

It's a whore partying. Stop your complainin and enjoy.
Shoot, I would. She looks better than she used to.

Yes, of course she is dumb or dumber than a door knob.
(We already knew that.)

And thus the reason camera phones were invented...oh yeah, and to take pictures of dead Popes. But I hope no one got infected by some disease when she was dancing, she;s like a skunk, who sprays STDs...

Paris Hilton is a filthy whore.
Period.
and i only say that because im overweight and i wish i looked as sexy as her
even though she is a filthy whore
period.

i believe that's her mom in one of the pictures..the mom who wore the black see through top with no bra..the mom who has tits that didn't seem to pass to her daughters. One thing that did pass is the skank whore gene.

You know, the way she's flinging herself around, people should know that she's really just trying to get the crabs off her cooter. I have yt to figure out why everybody loves this douche so much?! She's like atrain wreck waiting to happen... and to think, there are young girls who aspire to be her! Heaven help the slow and uninspired. *shrugs*

Somebody kill this skank before she infests everybody with her stupidity!

It's tough enough to see K-Fed in the media daily, but Paris Hilton?

At least Kevin can pretend to have a quarter-ounce of talent by painfully blurting out the amazingly earth-moving ballad Popozao (er, "PoopPoopzao"), but with Paris there's nothing--she can't speak, write, think, dance, sing, or amuse by telling funny stories. Can she even read?

Can't someone make K-Fed go away? And can he take Paris with him? Pretty please? Someone? Anyone?

wtf is she doing? I wonder if this girl looks back and notices what a tool she is. Probablt not because she is a self centered slut. I think it is funny that the people she uses to get herself places all hate ther now. The guy who produced her totally hates her now. She uses people like they are disposable. Can't wait till she gets her. Hard core Paris, the only thing she knows about hard is dick!!!

Give the girl a break, she does have *some* class and dignity! Afterall, she could easily have just changed her tampon in FULL VIEW of everyone instead of excercising the ladylike discretion that can be observed in picture 4.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, i FINALLY get the reasoning behind camera phones, to catch pepople make fun of themselves why they think they look, like, omigod, like, like totally hot.

LOL...quite the dancer...rrright! like Federline is quite the rapper.

Paris, this is an email I received. Thought u would like to take this test which u'll most likely ace. I didn't inlcude all of 'em because ...well, my attention span really shortens when it comes to u.

20 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little Too Much To Drink

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much. (In your case, I think it's 'u luv me so much!')
7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me. (Who is it these days?)
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

The worst part is she is probably not wearing any underwear at all.

And who are these losers hanging out with her? If she came near me I would run.

it looks like one of those losers is her sister. paris is trash. hot trash at that

Posted by Captain Awesome on January 18, 2006 08:29 PM

Seriously, white people can't dance.

No need to get racist here white people can dance.

Careful walking on that floor people, Paris made it all sticky

just brainless.
nothing to say

Was this the night she peed in the cab?

supposedly a friend of mine went to that event.. a women was crying to her saying she lost her purse and that her dad will be mad cause her credit cards were in there and 20,000 dollars. To find out that it was Paris Hilton.. Hostess had found the purse who knows what reward she got from it but seems like she had fun dancing too.. from workers there.. was also found really sick and placed her in the private bathroom .. and then lights a joint.. yes... she smokes pot... what a surprise...

I find this girl to be as amusing as the next person, but why do people say she's a whore? I mean, doe she street-walk? Has she had a hundred sexual partners?

Or is she a whore because she's sexually active? And can be seen sucking dick in a video? Oh wait, ok, I get it now.

WTF.. Is that Lindsay Lohan's dress? lmao XD

LMAO what a maroon.....

Someone should put a wallet in her mouth before she bites off her tongue. On the hand...

*other I mean to say on the OTHER hand...what I actually said was on the hand...that was just strange. But not as strange as Paris dancing for rain or "feeling Jesus".

LOOK IT IS ME! PEE-PEE PARIS!

Pose #1 "I hope no one can smell that"
Pose #2 "Oh come on, I like it from behind"
Pose #3 "Wow that itch came back all of a sudden"
Pose #4 "Mr. Crabby, don't nibble so hard"
Pose #5 "Quick take my picture"
Pose #6 "Will I remember this in the morning"