January 16, 2006
Whitney Houston still looks like crap

Maybe Whitney Houston should think about going back to the "spoiled diva" look, because I don't think the "will give head for crack money" look is working out too well for her. Unless she wants people to think she'll give head for crack money, in which case she should just stick with whatever it is she's doing.
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Comments
1. Posted by kw on January 16, 2006 05:10 AM
she looks like a really happy crack head. i just found this site and its so hilarious and then i waited all weekend for an update an nothing but nose picking nose picking nose picking. does this site usually take the weekend off? i mean i guess they should be allowed! But I was waiting to see if Tom and Katie broke up or something...oh well =)
2. Posted by AmberDextrose on January 16, 2006 06:30 AM
That looks like a pic from some "Amazing Roadkill" site. Possibly with a caption saying:
"...and here is Dwight with a squashed bear which clearly died whilst eating Whitney Houston's lifeless corpse."
3. Posted by Belle on January 16, 2006 06:36 AM
It seems sort of sporadic.. it will be like three days of no new things, and then a flood of two new pages.
4. Posted by Sheva on January 16, 2006 07:17 AM
Just darn sad.
5. Posted by Shaun on January 16, 2006 08:05 AM
I thought of 2 things when I saw that picture of Whitney.
Method Man's "cheeba cheeba, oh f*ck yikes" and she'd look good with the muzzle Dr. Hannibal Lecter had to wear when he was being deported.
6. Posted by BOOTSY COLLINS on January 16, 2006 08:42 AM
Its just sad..now let this be a lesson to all you future crackheads. Look what you could become...
7. Posted by Slappy san on January 16, 2006 09:04 AM
crack is whack
8. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 16, 2006 09:24 AM
I keep waiting for Shaggy and Scooby to pull the mask off of her and reveal the true Whitney. "I would have gotten away with being a crackhead if it weren't for those darn meddling kids!!" Another crime solved!
9. Posted by wackitabaki on January 16, 2006 09:45 AM
I found this site a couple of weeks ago. It is tooooo funny! This is one of the best pics of Whitney. The crack is sure whack!
10. Posted by suzy on January 16, 2006 10:03 AM
she needs a new damn coat... it's always that one I see... maybe I'm wrong.. and why doesn't her family get help for her??
11. Posted by Binky on January 16, 2006 10:04 AM
Those security cams are getting better and better quality - but I've never seen the Crips stop and pose from them before.
12. Posted by Lynette Carrington on January 16, 2006 10:04 AM
Look kids! Do crack and you could be a lifeless corpse but you'll get a REAL fur coat. And THAT will make everything better.
13. Posted by spamnews on January 16, 2006 10:41 AM
I know a nice girl who gives head for crack. Seriously. She looks better.
14. Posted by little_miss_perfect on January 16, 2006 10:56 AM
I don't know what you all are talking about. I go to the local convience store in my pajamas and chinchilla coat all the time. It's what normal people do.......
15. Posted by Cuore56 on January 16, 2006 11:50 AM
Does she own a mirror? Oh what a stupid question...of course she does. That's what she snorts her coke off of. Silly me.
She's in dire need of some foundation, shampoo, curlers, a matching outfit, rehab, detox...
16. Posted by Mary45 on January 16, 2006 11:54 AM
Isn't this the same gas station/convenience store she was at the last time this site posted her crack ass in a pic with that damn coat on??? Is she always there at 4:30 in the morning?
17. Posted by Nola on January 16, 2006 12:13 PM
I'd gouge out my eyes with a spoon, but since the picture has already rendered me blind, there's really no point, now is there?
And yet the reigning queen of Crackville STILL has a fan base. The mind boggles.
18. Posted by Monkey on January 16, 2006 12:30 PM
Egads! It's only a matter of time before someone photographs her rooting through a dumpster looking for a half-eaten hot dog.
19. Posted by Spindoc on January 16, 2006 01:15 PM
She looks like the type of person who, when she isn't smiling for the camera with convienience store customers just sits there on the curb picking at her sores and scratching herself.
20. Posted by kylieer on January 16, 2006 01:42 PM
I seriously feel for Whitney - she used to be SUCH an amazing talent. Her voice was astonishing and she was gorgeous! If you ask me - Bobby was her downfall. Poor gal had it all until HE came along...
(I would compare Britneys issues - aka K Fed - to her - but the difference is....britney HAD/HAS no talent)
21. Posted by ShanDourdan on January 16, 2006 02:35 PM
Am I the only one that thought this was that woman from the Kanye West 'Through the Wire' video?.
I used to think Whitney had the most beautiful voice I had ever heard, not to mention looks to match, now I bet she just spews up crack when she tries to sing.
22. Posted by skeevypillow on January 16, 2006 03:14 PM
No way guys, Whitney's just trying to be funny by dressing up like Cruella DeVille for Halloween everyday.
http://home.online.no/~kgroenn/disney/101/cruella3.gif
Am I right or what?
23. Posted by kw on January 16, 2006 04:02 PM
wow that really looks like her! Is that her son? Do you think thats a real fur? When's the last time she had a song?
24. Posted by MortyFishbein on January 16, 2006 04:15 PM
Isn't this the woman we refuse to give change to outside 7-11 because we know she's gonna buy drugs with it?
I saw here in Atlanta about 3 months ago. Imganine this: the woman in the photos above stepping out of a Bentley Continental GT with a Louis Vuitton purse in one hand and a Sugar-Free Redbull in the other hand. She was walking into a convenience store as a friend of mine and I were pulling out.
He said, "You know that's Whitney Houston, right?"
My reply: "I thought that was one of Josh Childress' transsexual friends."
Hearty laugh and high five!
25. Posted by SMF121490 on January 16, 2006 04:33 PM
Can you say, "ROCK BOTTOM"?
26. Posted by HollyJ on January 16, 2006 04:58 PM
WTF happened to her hair? It looks like someone's been dragging her around by her bangs...over rocks...face down...
PS Where did her eyeballs go?
27. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 16, 2006 05:00 PM
You know what makes this really sad? Most crackheads look this way because all of thier money goes to crack and they have none left for the basics like food, soap, shampoo etc. Whitney on the other hand has lots of cash but still can't put the pipe down long enough to brush her teeth. That's hardcore people. I imagine this is what I would look like in 6 months if I won the lottery. This woman is a hero to drug abusers everywhere. you go girl.
28. Posted by Ben_Danglin on January 16, 2006 05:28 PM
Hey, I think i saw her dumpster diving behind the methadone clinic the other day with courtney love. Didn't know they were pals like that.
29. Posted by thesphinxter on January 16, 2006 06:20 PM
Now THAT'S black love...
30. Posted by Jayne on January 16, 2006 06:28 PM
Atleast she's happy...
right?
31. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on January 16, 2006 07:13 PM
Im not saying she is on crack, but she sure looks a little crackish.
32. Posted by violence in movies and sex on tv on January 16, 2006 08:43 PM
"KISSMAHASS!"
- whitney
33. Posted by eyespy27 on January 16, 2006 10:50 PM
oh my god! it's billie holiday!
aaaye wanna dance with somebodeee with somebody who drugs me.
34. Posted by eyespy27 on January 16, 2006 10:53 PM
she must be high cause she looks so happy to be in this photo. its not as if she is running out the door. "ya'll got some hot-pockets? bobby loves them hot pockets."
35. Posted by llynnowens on January 16, 2006 11:23 PM
In Whitney's defense,
1) It coulda been windy outside, so her hair got all jacked up in the wind. Hey, it happens to me!
2)Everyone has taken a picture where they blinked at just the right moment to get this crazy squinty eyed look.
3) Her teeth appear to be in fine condition.
4) She's a friendly gal, that is why she is allowing the cashier with the huge cell phone to feel her up!
I cannot, however, defend the tasteless, humongoid, fur coat or the fact that she is buying Camel cigarettes (because it kinda looks like that is what she is holding.)
36. Posted by vida on January 17, 2006 01:31 AM
O-MI-GAWD!! (picks up jaw from the floor)
A moment of silence please... a diva has left us...possessed by this crack-ho (sniff! sniff!)
This is just sad on many levels. A world renown vocalist/celebrity...a top diva...and the convenience store fan doesn't show much real excitement...just this deep concern/pity.
Whitney, whitney, whitney! This should tell you that the crack u u luv so much...it's not right nor is it okay!! Please tell me that he's a fan giving you a hug...and not your pusher collecting the fur for payment. Cuz he were me, I'd laugh at you and throw u out of the store.
Being a Ms. Brightside, the silver lining is...I can show this to my nephew who may be dabbling in drugs.
Honey, check yourself out of the Heartbreak Hotel & into the Betty Ford clinic.
37. Posted by Miz Stressa on January 17, 2006 01:46 AM
Wow, I think even the coat's cracked out in this pic. Dag.
38. Posted by CheekyChops on January 17, 2006 02:40 AM
He looks like he's pick pocketing her.
39. Posted by Jolene on January 17, 2006 07:54 AM
Not cool, guys...taking a picture of a dead fox and pretending it's Whitney...no, really, not cool...
40. Posted by JohnBarleycorn on January 17, 2006 01:15 PM
I think it's nice that George Clinton has finally started to lose some weight.
41. Posted by TOBTM on January 17, 2006 02:05 PM
'Ol Whitney should have stopped sucking the glass dick before it was too late. Now it's....well...too late.
42. Posted by katy on January 19, 2006 09:43 PM
too sad she needs an INTERVENTION NOW
Where are all her loved? ones? ( another ELVIS story ) she was the greatest.
43. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 1, 2006 04:02 PM
Where the eff is she anyway, rehab? That looks like the mess hall in some rehab clinic or something and who's the boy? Rayshawn from the corner?
44. Posted by Jo_from_scotland on April 2, 2006 07:17 AM
What a waste of a beautiful looking woman with suck a fantastic voice that had the world at her feet and just about any man she wanted. Just goes to show that money aint everything.
45. Posted by Dano!! on April 2, 2006 06:42 PM
ahh its such a shame shes got so bad! i use 2 love her music so much! still do infact!
oh and they aint her teeth #35 lol...
The singer's habit has also cost her teeth, according to Tina (Bobby Brown's Sister), who says Houston wears dentures.
"She loses them in the house and when she's out on drug binges," Tina claims. "They cost $6,000 and the dentist has to keep FedEx'ing her a new set."
On one occasion, Tina alleges, Houston drove to her niece's school without her teeth.
"She forgot her teeth and scared the kids. My kid cried about it."
In an interview with ABC's Diane Sawyer several years ago, Houston denied doing crack, famously snapping: "Crack is whack"
Bobby Brown's sister Tina told the Enquirer the star spends her days locked in her bedroom "smoking crack, using sex toys to satisfy herself and ignoring personal hygiene."
46. Posted by Meli on April 3, 2006 11:49 PM
This breaks my heart.
I dont get the giggles on others dimize..
Alofa Whitney..
47. Posted by Victoria Mary Stong on April 5, 2006 11:32 AM
I'm totally outraged with all these mean-spirited, ignorant, sadistic & sarcastic comments people are making on this board!
Whitney Houston IS a very respectable, good & sweet Superstar that is in a terrible nightmare due to drug-addiction. There is absolutely NOTHING funny about it either. Instead of being sick & twisted about her misfortunes, you should be thinking of ways to support her family in getting her help at a Rehabilitation Facility. Her family has done an intervention before & they need to do one again. I am so hurt about what Whitney Houston is going through & everyone else should be too instead of mocking her etc.! I'm so appalled by the comments I've read in here. It's really awful that you all could turn on her like this after all her contributions to the world & cheering people up with her music. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU FOR FINDING PLEASURE IN WHITNEY'S & OTHER PEOPLE'S HARD TIMES!
Respectfully & Sincerely, Ms. Victoria Mary Stong/Humanitarian & Civil Rights & Community Activist-N.Y.C.
48. Posted by Victoria Mary Stong on April 5, 2006 12:01 PM
God bless Whitney with a good man to undo the damage that Bobby Brown has done to her, with all due respect. I knew when she met him, he would bring her down & has. But I also know Whitney can overcome anything she puts her mind to with the help of her family and a Drug Rehabilitation Facility that will give her the privacy she needs to heal from all the damage. My respect goes out to Whitney and her family. I hope Whitney Houston's family will make an Intervention & help her get into a great Drug Rehabilitation so she can get back on the road to true healing & the road to success which her life has been filled with. She is a blessing & we all have issues. No one has any right putting her down. She has a drug disease & needs understanding & support, not disrespect & put downs. God bless her family with the right words & support to show Whitney that they love her & to get her on the road to permanent recovery. It's not easy, but it's possible. Everything is possible with God!