January 12, 2006
Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan - holy crap
In the early front runner for "Story of the Year", Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss wandered into a New York strip club and started acting like a pair of drunken lesbians. The two, along with a couple of female friends, went to Scores strip club at about 2:45 a.m. yesterday morning and headed straight for the legendary Champagne Room, where the giggly group ordered round after round of vodka shots, raspberry Kamikazes and beer. Their table was immediately swarmed by strippers and Lohan and Moss enjoyed numerous lap dances. But then Moss jumped on the stage nearest the main bar and began grinding against a pole, much to the delight of hundreds of male patrons.
"Kate was going wild," a witness told us. "After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other's waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers. The crowd was cheering them on the whole time. They didn't take off any clothes, but it was very hot."
You know, this is the kind of stuff they should make movies of. Hell, it could start with two-hours of Star Jones and Rosie O'Donnell in a rousing game of "hide the banana", and I'd still be there opening night. But all I can really say is - thank God for drugs. I don't care if they're slowly turning Lindsay into a ring-wraith; if it keeps her playing tongue-monkey with supermodels, they should be sprinkling angel-dust on her cereal.
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Comments
1. Posted by spamnews on January 12, 2006 10:55 AM
Too bad they were in one of those over-priced lame-ass NYC strip clubs instead of here in Montreal where we would have seen some real hot girl on girl action. Anyways I'll be walking around sprouting wood all day. Thanks for that, I have to go out in public and everything. Bastards.
2. Posted by Raider on January 12, 2006 11:01 AM
Lies. All lies.
3. Posted by SuperSpence on January 12, 2006 11:03 AM
Not lies! You think crap like this happens in Russia? No way. This -- THIS -- is why America is the greatest country in the world. A coke-hag supermodel and a coke-hag "actress" locked in a lesbian embrace in a strip club. If you don't like that, you must hate America and freedom.
So drop dead, Osama!
4. Posted by Zapp Brannigan on January 12, 2006 11:03 AM
This sounds too good to be true.
5. Posted by Raider on January 12, 2006 11:12 AM
SuperSpence, I'm an European not an American, so shove it! This story is too far out to be believable.
6. Posted by ghostwriter on January 12, 2006 11:13 AM
Skank 10, Humanity 0.
7. Posted by Fred Facker on January 12, 2006 11:21 AM
Sounds like Kate Moss is attempting to rally America's support in hopes of not being extradited!
It's working for me.
8. Posted by SuperSpence on January 12, 2006 11:34 AM
Posted by Raider on January 12, 2006 11:12 AM
SuperSpence, I'm an European not an American, so shove it! This story is too far out to be believable.
REPLY: No, thanks, Raider. The only thing I shove is old ladies out of my way. And just to prove how helpful us Yanks can be: You are A European, not AN European. That's grammar and you'll need it later in life.
And if you think this story is too far out to be true, you just don't know America well enough. All kinds of crazy stuff happens here. We invade countries for no reason at all, so if you think Lindsey Lohan and Kate Moss couldn't be getting all L-word on each other in a strip club, you just don't know enough about the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.
9. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on January 12, 2006 11:36 AM
At least now we know Lindsays coke supplier is...
10. Posted by bafongu on January 12, 2006 11:48 AM
Do these coke skanks have a news letter or web site that details where they're going? Who would figure Lohan and Moss to even know each other, let alone show up at the same STRIP CLUB on the same night? Maybe they just got together at a Brains Anonymous meeting or something...
11. Posted by sugarplumbaby on January 12, 2006 11:49 AM
Kate is never going to get her "Mummy of the Year" badge at this rate.
12. Posted by ZoomBoy on January 12, 2006 12:02 PM
Is this story even remotely true? I have an easier time believing Federline has a successful rap career ahead of him..
13. Posted by mariootsa on January 12, 2006 12:05 PM
one thing strippers & lohan have in common: daddy issues.
can't say for kate, other than she can't deal with the fact that she is getting a little old for this crap, and is clinging to her youth for dear life.
14. Posted by Tha-Flash on January 12, 2006 12:20 PM
America and Freedom... I love the irony there.
Damn, Lohan looks so fine there!
15. Posted by tuesdayup on January 12, 2006 12:23 PM
Itsn't it illegal for 19 year old's to drink? I guess anything goes for celebrities, be it booze or coke.
http://theobsessivemessenger.com/thenews/?p=96
16. Posted by andrewthezeppo on January 12, 2006 12:24 PM
And you people wonder why we Lohan fans love the girl? Cause she's just this awesome.
17. Posted by Mugato on January 12, 2006 12:27 PM
How is this so hard to believe? It's well documented that they're both coke whores and that Kate Moss is a lesbian or at least bi. How much of a logical leap does it take to believe they found each other in a strip club?
18. Posted by SuperSpence on January 12, 2006 01:04 PM
After being repeatedly violated by a heroin-addicted no-talent like Pete Doherty, it's only natural that Kate would go off men for a bit and get back to experimenting with the fairer sex. God bless her. Next time, Kate, make sure I'm around to videotape it.
19. Posted by Jewbacca on January 12, 2006 01:38 PM
LET THERE BE A TAPE, LET THERE BE A TAPE!
20. Posted by HollyJ on January 12, 2006 01:38 PM
"Skank 10, Humanity 0." LOL!!
This "show" was probably about as unplanned as Tom Cruise's couch-jumping parade on Oprah.
Lohan is such a publicity whore that she changes stories every two days just to have her name on retractions, and Moss is desperate to erase the "dirty coke whore" imagine and replace it with her old "super wet hot sexy supermodel" one (hard to do for a model in her 30s).
I bet Kubrick wrote the original plot before he died: "Two Publicity Whores in Bangkok"
21. Posted by Rocknrope on January 12, 2006 01:39 PM
Uh...yeah, Montreal, that Mecca of feminine seduction - in between periods at a Canadiens game.
22. Posted by Jona$$ on January 12, 2006 01:43 PM
Who needs this to be true anyway?
It's stuff like that last paragraph that make me laugh. And it's the little chuckles in life that get you through the day. And if I have to get my kicks by reading partial truths about celebrities than, ...Hmn -maybe I should take stock of my wants and needs and re-evaluate the direction my life is taking. Jesus.
But for now - I am a big fan.
Ever since your post about Annie Lennox and the Yoda pyjammas I've been spreading the word.
I can't get enough of The Superficial
23. Posted by Captain Awesome on January 12, 2006 02:41 PM
Please notify me when the video goes on sale or hits the internet.
24. Posted by horrendous on January 12, 2006 03:53 PM
Yeah, if its true, Scores should be cited for distributing alcohol to minors or something... either way, I'd only wanna see pics/video if the new Lindsay got her old body back...
25. Posted by spamnews on January 12, 2006 04:04 PM
Rocknrope on January 12, 2006 01:39 PM
"Uh...yeah, Montreal, that Mecca of feminine seduction - in between periods at a Canadiens game."
Dude, you ever been here? Do you KNOW how the female population came to be here?
Quicky history lesson: Buncha men come over for beaver pelts for the King of France. Winter comes.
They write back to the king, say 'it's cold here, there's nothing to eat, and there are no women. Get us the fuck ut of here'.
So the King of France rounds up every good-looking woman in paris and the countryside who was not a noblewoman, and sent them over. Problem solved, and the genetic offspring of Les Filles du Roi still rule here today. L.A. does it with promises of fame and fortune, our confluence of babes is natural.
Anyway, god bless the King.
26. Posted by nikki on January 12, 2006 04:05 PM
Lindsay did admit she was more into Angelina than Brad. i think we've got us another bi starlet. so what's new. she should link up with Angie's ex, Jenny. that should let her know once and for all which side of the fence girlfriend wants to swing on.
27. Posted by amypie on January 12, 2006 04:06 PM
as of right now lindsey lohan looks like a 12 year old boy with a wig and mommy's makeup on, Kate moss more like a 15 year old boy that just went through a growth spurt. Yay for chicks with no boobs and bony weird bodies humping each other. whoever finds that sexy really needs to get laid.
28. Posted by blackblackheart on January 12, 2006 04:13 PM
The two biggest headline causing coke-heads going at it lesbian style... This soooo could be made up.. I don't really believe it so much >_>;; Lindsay just finished denying that she was a cokehead, why the hell would she want to be caught in a strip club with the girl who made headlines as a cokehead all year? She wouldn't *rolls eyes*
It's believable definitely, but not right now.
29. Posted by sammygirl on January 12, 2006 04:23 PM
Great way to keep a low profile Lindsay! Just adds more credibility to the Vanity Fair article she was so "appalled" by.
30. Posted by Jona$$ on January 12, 2006 05:14 PM
springtime in Montreal - it is special!
31. Posted by Sheva on January 12, 2006 05:16 PM
Story is legit. Know someone who had a connection to the PR guy at that stripclub. They were mum on it but damn if I just wasn't lucky enough to have a biz night out and be there to see it for myself.
I'm starting to like Little Lindsay and her cokehead ways.
She's entertaining. Her movies though, I have no opinion and no interest.
32. Posted by Shaun on January 12, 2006 05:41 PM
Well you all pretty much said everything possible.
Have any of you actually checked out Scores website. Not bad.
http://www.scoresny.com
Take the Virtual Tour and click Champagne. For those that are sick in the head thinking of how good they looked, this should give you some better well being. I personally think the restuarant looks the best.
33. Posted by MP$40 on January 12, 2006 06:29 PM
DAMN COKE WHORES! Only one missing out of that bunch to set it off was Courtney Love. Ha!
34. Posted by hafaball on January 12, 2006 06:31 PM
The only problem is the people kept forgetting which was the pole, and which was moss. I wouldn't want to see that...but lohan joining in...that's different...hopefully ifilm will show the truth ;P
35. Posted by Binky on January 12, 2006 06:51 PM
Just goes to show ' a stoned rolling Lo Scores Moss'
36. Posted by Rocknrope on January 12, 2006 07:08 PM
Thanks for the history lesson Spamnews, I was just having a go at you for fun's sake being the typical ignorant american that I am. Well done.
37. Posted by HollyJ on January 12, 2006 07:50 PM
The only problem is the people kept forgetting which was the pole, and which was moss HA! (I totally just got a visual of people twirling around moss with their legs in the air)
Oh... I love you people.... lol
38. Posted by aura on January 12, 2006 08:02 PM
I can't believe all the skeptics here! Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss have been photographed together recently and have been hanging out lately, it's not the 1st time their "friendship" has been in the tabloids... this story is totally believable.
39. Posted by blackblackheart on January 12, 2006 09:13 PM
Umm.. spamnews?
I don't know if you've realized, but I certainly have.. and I find women from Quebec and France the least attractive women on the planet. Same with the men. >_>;
40. Posted by tuesdayup on January 12, 2006 09:20 PM
Looks like Lindsay has AIDS now too...
41. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on January 12, 2006 10:25 PM
How is it that every turd in America has a video camera when a cop beats someone, yet her's a video that could make a mint and nothing. No one there had a video phone? Scores is so trendy and overpriced everyone there had a Razr, because "that's hot". Maybe everyone just was busy with unzipping their pants to wave at them.
42. Posted by Binky on January 12, 2006 10:30 PM
Spamnnews - You're right - the girls from Quebec are incredible. Tanx for the history lesson. I've had a couple of them working for me over the years. Which King is it I'm supposed to thank ?
Any Str8 guys (and the other ladies) should try walking down St Cath's or Rue St Denis...
43. Posted by popculturecrazy on January 12, 2006 11:29 PM
Why is it that when one of the Bush twins was caught underage drinking, the whole world was outraged but we have countless reports of Lindsay Lohan drinking at 19 -- she doesn't even get carded -- and no one cares.
44. Posted by vida on January 13, 2006 01:19 AM
LOL...o gosh, girl! u r so bad! i swear! we would so totally get along! except for the coke...u can keep the drugs, u'll need it to keep up ;) i don't know why it's so hard to believe. i've been known to make such entrances in local strip clubs here in Montreal...and i'm not even a celebrity. Strippers can be so fun! Shout out to all my BFs!! See u soon!
45. Posted by aims_25 on January 13, 2006 05:54 AM
Where was Leo when all this was happening? Dude would have had a wild night out with two coked out whores.
Brokeback Mountain 2 but in reality.
46. Posted by convictchick on January 13, 2006 06:47 AM
i think Kate and LiLo missed the lesbian chic thing by about 5 years. YAWN.
47. Posted by Kitchy on January 13, 2006 08:48 AM
wow. She was the cutest little thing in parent trap. My son own's that movie. He also owns Herbie and we own a couple others. I am throwing them away. Lindsay, you are very very sad. Kate, won't even waste the energy. You both reminded me of a song, I think it goes...
"Little Crack Whores and we don't care, Little Crack Whores and we don't care, Little Crack Whores and we DON'T, C A R E...
Let's smoke more crack today!"
Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss smell like Tampons and cigarettes.
48. Posted by Kitchy on January 13, 2006 08:51 AM
ps-
I am straight, but cute lesbians are HOT! These two remind me of The Crypt Keeper making out with Margo Kidder.
Please slap me REALLY hard before I a straight hot chick who is no longer interested in watching lesbians.
49. Posted by Proteon on January 13, 2006 09:43 AM
This is almost as hot as a random free 1.5 meg porn clip minus the hotness, the imagery, the sound or any remote hint of sexiness.
Lindsay Lohan was porkable for about five minutes, before she went scarecrow-of-various-hair-color. Kate Moss on the other hand sure was a hot scarecrow IN THE EIGHTIES.
Hopefully tomorrow we can all masturbate to Nicole Richie poledancing with Brooke Sheilds.
50. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 13, 2006 10:39 AM
U know once in Tijuana I saw a woman have sex with a donkey. I imgaine the experience was somewhat similar to this.
51. Posted by senin on January 13, 2006 01:34 PM
Message to Kate: you're 31 years old! Try a lesbian encounter with someone of legal drinking age.
52. Posted by Miss Gulch on January 13, 2006 04:18 PM
EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!
53. Posted by DannyJames on January 13, 2006 06:32 PM
You guys, Lindsay only "dabbles" in drugs. Thats cuz Kate Moss has a very small pussy and theres only so much coke you can lick out at a time.
54. Posted by MacMac on January 13, 2006 08:03 PM
How on earth could you tell the anorexic cokeheads from the pole?
I mean, seriously. If either of these two had any curves left (or if Kate had any to start with), it might be hot. As is, well, not so much.
55. Posted by MacMac on January 13, 2006 08:03 PM
How on earth could you tell the anorexic cokeheads from the pole?
I mean, seriously. If either of these two had any curves left (or if Kate had any to start with), it might be hot. As is, well, not so much.
56. Posted by thebigdeal on January 13, 2006 11:24 PM
I think both lohan and moss should be able to rot in their self destrcutive actions. I dont think anyone should step in and say "hey little disney girl maybe you should stop throwing up, doing coke, and dancing on poles". I think we should just let these people do as the please and when they finally decide that maybe coke and throwing up isnt such a good idea we'll all be gooing over brad and angelina's messed up child. Its just sad to see the actress and celebrities suck so bad at what they do they feel the need to slowly kill themsleves, like thats what the public wants. No, all we want is another movie like the parent trap.. you know decent acting.
57. Posted by annjenleigh on January 14, 2006 03:40 AM
Montreal is Canada's sin city. The night life and strip lifes are in a crazy abundance, and pretty wild. It has quite the reputation.
58. Posted by d1066 on January 15, 2006 09:48 PM
"Montreal is Canada's sin city. The night life and strip lifes are in a crazy abundance, and pretty wild. It has quite the reputation."
Yep, and Provo is Utah's "sin city". What's your point? But on to Ms Moss and Ms Lohan, someone needs to tell Lindsey's parents that letting her hang out with a supermodel whose diet consists of solely cigarettes and cocaine may not be conducive to little Lindsey's health.
59. Posted by kylieer on January 16, 2006 01:47 PM
Shouldn't they BOTH be in rehab?!? Major issues here...
Lindsay's recent visit to hospital was not for ashma - it was for a boob replacement...hahaha
Acting like this is not going to help her future 'acting' career - she will not be taken seriously by anyone...except maybe the porn industry...
(man I love this site!! hahaha)
60. Posted by lynnIskewl on January 17, 2006 07:50 AM
i dont see why ppl dont like lindsay lohan so much. shes very pretty n' i really dont think that this story is true at all. grr
61. Posted by MKOh8sMischka on February 21, 2006 02:10 AM
those effing twig bitches
62. Posted by Vargas on February 22, 2006 11:20 AM
I think I'd have to go into the bathroom and throw up if I saw those two skeletal cokeheads going at it. Oh wait. Lohan doesn't have a drug problem. She has an "eating disorder".