January 11, 2006
Colin Farrell sex tape gets out
Colin Farrell and estranged girlfriend Nicole Narain are banding together to stop the release of their infamous sex tape. Yesterday, both of them were blindsided when someone offered the tape on the Internet for $14.95.
"We're extremely upset," Narain's lawyer said after learning of the existence of the website www.dirtycolin.com. "This is a black-market release. Nicole is not getting a dime from this. We're outraged — $14.95 is a ridiculous figure." As of last night, the Federal District Court in L.A. has shut down the site, which was registered by one "John Taylor" to a server in Coral Gables, Fla.
It's always amazing to me how these people lose track of their sex tapes. It's like "hey baby, you know that sex tape we made? Where you're dressed like a Yeti? Yeah, that's right, the one with the twizzlers. Well I posted it on Sweaty-Yeti.com. What? You really think people will recognize us? Oh, that's right, that $200 million movie last summer. Good point. I probably should've thought of that." These idiots deserve neither pity nor money. Just herpes.
Out of the blue, Colin's sex tape lands on Web [NY Daily News]
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Comments
1. Posted by ShanDourdan on January 11, 2006 10:14 AM
I'm beginning to think that maybe these stars actually want these videos to come out.Seriously, how stupid must you be to make a private video that then conveniently finds itself on the internet. Still, if I was going to buy one of these videos( which I wouldn't of course) I'd much rather it be Colins than say Paris Hilton...
2. Posted by uncommonamerican on January 11, 2006 10:40 AM
Colin Farrell just doesn't want it to get out because he doesn't want people to know he slept with a black chick.
Bigotted faux-Irish prick!
3. Posted by SuperSpence on January 11, 2006 11:13 AM
This is terribly unfair. I can't seem to get my sex tape on the internet no matter how many times I send it to www.hotasiansluts.com.
4. Posted by rachie on January 11, 2006 11:57 AM
Sounds like she's only upset that she's not getting any money from it, not that it's out there.
5. Posted by ashikawa on January 11, 2006 12:05 PM
"$14.95 is a ridiculous figure."
"Yeah, we were hoping for at least $49.95. Plus a share of the, uh, back end."
6. Posted by SpiderMomma on January 11, 2006 12:07 PM
I don't buy the whole outrage thing nor do I believe that he didn't have a hand in the release. We all know he's a shameless man-whore.
7. Posted by TG on January 11, 2006 12:27 PM
is it just me or are colin's eyebrows seriously assymmetrical? not that symmetry is everything. but dude, one brow looks twice as thick as the other. maybe it's just this pic
8. Posted by brewdick on January 11, 2006 12:34 PM
i think he released it, he's just trying to take the heat of the "makes out with a 14 year old scandal"
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/19/colin_farrell_makes_child_porn.html
9. Posted by little_miss_perfect on January 11, 2006 01:04 PM
I hear he has a small penis, anyways.
10. Posted by Shaun on January 11, 2006 01:05 PM
Nicole Narain is hot. I have never understood why she wanted to get involved with a guy that looks like his other two brothers.
President Bush, Colin Farrell and a Monkey.
Triplettes.
11. Posted by sugarbullet on January 11, 2006 01:13 PM
hrm. i always wished for a colin sex tape. and lo and behold...those bastards want 14.95 for it. i mean, if i had to watch any celeb sex tape...i would want to watch colin's....isn't any curious to see if he lives up to such a reputation?
12. Posted by Roddy von Seldeneck on January 11, 2006 01:23 PM
Does anyone know if he puts it iNARAINus?
13. Posted by Bridget Jonesing on January 11, 2006 02:18 PM
...Just don't accidentally go looking for "dirtycolon.com"
14. Posted by HollyJ on January 11, 2006 02:50 PM
Who wants to see that twisted, dirty little midget-troll have sex anyway? Thinking of him naked makes me lose my appetite.
Now...if it were Colin FIRTH...it might be a different matter... I might just pay $49.95 to see THAT. HE has a way of stimulating my...er...appetites.
"Mr Darcy Down N Dirty" ~$49.95 :::cha-ching::: Paypal
15. Posted by sammygirl on January 11, 2006 03:11 PM
I'd rather watch Will Ferrell have sex.
16. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 11, 2006 05:43 PM
I'd rather watch Will Ferrell have sex as well. With Colin Farrell. On a lonely mountian range in West virginia, with a bunch of mormons watching and Heath Ledger directing. Now that would be worth my 14.95.
17. Posted by hafaball on January 11, 2006 05:48 PM
"Nicole is not getting a dime from this. We're outraged — $14.95 is a ridiculous figure."
I'm sure this has been said about 14 or 15 times by now but I just want to say, he/she seems more upset that the price is so low, then that the tape is gone. Got to be careful which Netflix DVD you send back I guess. ;D
18. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on January 11, 2006 06:38 PM
Haha, he said he is worried about his reputation. What rep? The one that had reports of him running around off the set of Alexander whipping his dick out? He even scored the nick "Cock-out" Colin while filming. Yes, a porn tape would definitely ruin that street cred.
19. Posted by Rocknrope on January 11, 2006 06:53 PM
Yeah, only 14.95, but I heard she gets points on the back end....not on the tape, but on her ass, from Colin's needledick.
20. Posted by James Earl Cash on January 11, 2006 07:06 PM
Bridget Jonesing:
EL. OH. EL. Seriously.
HollyJ:
I could not agree more. Colin Farell does about as much for me as a shaved chimp. Which, admittedly, isn't very much. On the other hand, I imagine my insidious plot to throw Mr. Firth's most precious items into a body of water to see what happens next might be more welcome.
21. Posted by HollyJ on January 11, 2006 08:51 PM
strikethru ---> ever seeing Will Ferrell engaged in coitus
just flatten my cranium with a blunt object NOW rather than give me that mental image again
that's #2 on my hitlist of "that's hot" right after 'nude dancing by nell carter 2000' and 'how to clean rectal diverticulitis 101'
22. Posted by blackblackheart on January 11, 2006 11:01 PM
Now I can have proof that he's bad in bed. *downloads and observes*
23. Posted by Jenny on January 12, 2006 01:08 AM
I love how it's like "Nicole is extremely upset about this tape" not because it leaked but because "she is not making a dime off of it."
fabulous.
24. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on January 12, 2006 03:56 AM
Who the HELL needs to spend $14.95 when you can get it for free... Colin Ferrall has the body of any 15 yr old pre-pubescent boy (except not quite so tall) and there's naked pics of Nicole EVERYWHERE on the internet... FOR FREE... example... http://www.lesplaymates.free.fr/Playmates/NicoleNarain/image.php3?image=NicoleNarain10.jpg She's lookin kinda thick in that pic though... a far cry from the 72 year old grandma and Lindsay Lohan...
25. Posted by ShanDourdan on January 12, 2006 05:55 AM
Uncommonamerican, nah I don't think it's that. In fact he seems like the kind of guy who would do anything as long as it had a vagina( as far as we know)be it black,white or whatever.
Plus I remember reading some interview where he marveled at the fact that he use to masturbate to Naomi Campbell pictures. No how anyone can get excited by her is beyond me... but I digress.
26. Posted by beachgirl53 on January 13, 2006 04:20 AM
Hope this one was less boring than "One Night in Paris"
27. Posted by Nurse Kellie on January 14, 2006 11:06 AM
"Who wants to see that twisted, dirty little midget-troll have sex anyway? Thinking of him naked makes me lose my appetite."
LOL How true how true