you've gotta be kidding me....

GOSSIP.

Oh, this is all kinds of WRONG!!!!

Leo clearly likes 'em stable.

*golfclap for the author on this article. Very funny.

Well he's overrated, she's definitely overrated...it's a perfect match, really.

It's kind of like it's a status symbol to have dated Lindsey Lohan or something. Everybody wants to do it for at least a day. Who's up next?

So... Leonardo DiCaprio is the father?

OMG, she just cant stop! She's the new 'Typhoid Mary' but this time its 'Chlamydia Lindsay' Somebody please sew her up and quick, before the baby pops out... I couldn't stand another Lindsay out there! It'd be too many badly remade films to handle. Seriously, has she ever made a movie that was already a film? Parent trap, freaky friday, herbie- ok thats only three but three strikes and your out.

Clearly she's not as picky as Mischa Barton who said gross at the idea of being with Leo cos he was old.

Thank you Sarakai, that's another mouthful of tea swallowed the wrong way this morning - the Superfiical comments are definitely getting back on form.

Wow. I wonder what she'll be like when she's old enough to drink LEGALLY!!!

Nice cradle robbing their, Leo. I'm sure you two are intellectual soulmates.

Good God, did he suffer a head injury recently? What is he thinking? He can do better then that, doesn't he have better taste? EWWWWWWWWW!! Shivers!!

Leonardo DiCaprio has had a good life. He is going to ruin it behind closed doors with a 19 year old.

"He would sneak in through a back entrance wearing a cap which covered his face."

Isn't that how most old man pervs start out?

Sorry guys to break it to you, but it is NOT TRUE. The reason being "They were first spotted kissing during Lindsay's New Year's Eve party at Miami's Prive nightclub" so therefore Leo has already met Dina, Lilo's Mom, because she was with her in Miami and wouldn't have had to "fly to New York with her to meet her mother and manager, Dina"

We've all seen Hagler vs. Hearns, Ali vs. Frazier, Tyson vs. Lewis, but how 'bout a catfight between Dicaprio vs. Valderrama? I can just imagine these two miniature sized boys bitchslapping each other outside of a Starbucks for the love of a bulemic, drug addicted, possibly pregant, definitely whorish, asthma-stricken, talentless chick. We'll get Nick Lachey to ref the fight, and have K-Fed as a cut man and Stavros, Cisco, and newly single Chad Lowe as judges. Could be the fight of the century, or at least this afternoon.

Who isn't she dating? Whore.

Does this mean that you all would be opposed to me dating Lindsay then? I am 34, poor, not famous, and live in a crap-town in Northern Alberta.

Does this mean you all would be opposed to me dating Lindsay then? I am 34, poor, not famous and live way up north in Alberta... perfect for her, no?

Why would he be "flying to meet her mother" if they met "at a new years eve party" every reliable source indicated that Lindsay was hosting that party and her mother was there. So she's there and meets him, doesn't introduce him to her mother then later he flies from somewhere for the introduction? That makes about as much sense as dumping Gisele so it's probably true.

"I want hotdogs Gilbert...I want hotdogs"

" So she's there and meets him, doesn't introduce him to her mother then later he flies from somewhere for the introduction?"

... and also the fact that if he came over to the hospital every night, I bet Dina and Leo would have already been talking about when he first kissed a girl. This story is so fake!

Leo,"I'm having a birthday party (Lindsey), and your not invited, but you'll cum anyway."

Okay people, this confirms what I was trying to sear into your consciousness earlier: agents and managers are fucking pimps. And in Hollywood, the next hottest (or youngest) piece of snatch down the pike needs to make it around town in some way and the behind-the-scenes machinations of these people help facilitate that.

Gisele was getting too old and too mouthy and learnbing new words like "self-esteem" and "self-worth."

That's why Mischa Barton happened to be in the same room as Leo with the madame, er, agent pushing her over there onto him.

My lunch is starting to come back up

Leo has always seemed a litle on the small and feminine side to me. I mean really what can this guy really be packing, 3, 4 inches tops? Im sure Lindsay will get tired of the artificial penis extender Leo must strap on every time they have sex, much like Giselle did.

"Just hold on a minute Linda, I mean Lindsay,I can't seem to get this one buckle done up..."

King of the world my ass.

screwing a starlet and dating her are two entirely different things.

i see that Lindsay is going the Maniston route -- date a big star and you might start believing you are one. ha ha.

I live in L.A., and for years I have been told that Leo is gay, that he wanted to come out and his management wouldn't let him. When he was with Gisele, I thought maybe I'd heard wrong. This Lohan thing convinces me that he really may be in the closet.

They're both publicity whores.

Does she really dig 32 year old gay men?

Or maybe...just maybe...they actually like eachother.

I mean look at Demi and Ashton...everyone thought Ashton was doing a bit for Punk'd. And now they are married. And look at Justin and Cameron...no one believed that and they have been together forover 2 years now.

Ya never know....

PhDiva: It also convinces me he is blind. From Gisele to Lindsay Lohan. What IS he thinking? Or perhaps should I say what is he thinking WITH? He figured he'd get more if he was with a whore like Lindsay perhaps?

so kate moss catches all kinds of shit for dating a 20 year old, and the only thing this 32 and 19 year old pair-up gets is a weight joke? come on superficial. there is something wrong with leo. and lindsay isn't that pretty, i really don't get the fascination with her!

It's going to be Strom Thurmand and Raven-Symone next.
He's dead? Even better.