January 10, 2006
Justin Berfield buys Newlyweds house
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's Newlyweds house went up for sale on Monday for $3.75 million, and was bought today by 19-year old Justin Berfield, who plays Reese in Malcolm in the Middle.
I'm not entirely sure why a 19-year old boy would want to own the Simpson Lachey house, but I figure it has something to do with sniffing around for Jessica Simpson's scent and masturbating to it. 19-year olds still masturbate right? That's what they do?
'Malcolm' actor buys Simpson-Lachey House [ABC News]
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Comments
1. Posted by Shaun on January 10, 2006 08:59 PM
If he's still tuggin it after moving into that house there is something definitely wrong. 19 years old and just starting the prime of his life; he should have more then enough female offers, just like Nick. :D
Unless he likes men, gawd forbid, then there is an entirely different reality show that will develop.
2. Posted by Binky on January 10, 2006 09:20 PM
Just saw Jessy and her boots on TV (ahhh...remember your roots hun)
Malcolm in the Middle is still on ? Who knew ?
And in a couple of years the guy will be able to crack a beer at that place. WhoooHoooo...
3. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on January 10, 2006 09:44 PM
Lets see..10 years ago, he was a snot nosed brat on a TV show with Nikki Cox and I was lusting after her and now 10 years later, I am still sitting in the same broken down lounge chair still lusting after Nikki Cox downloading bootleg episodes of Unhappilly Ever After in between porn downloads and this kid now owns a big ass house and is probably scoring with women as good looking as Nikki Cox..pass the sleeping pills. Time for me to kill myself.
4. Posted by Kevin on January 10, 2006 09:54 PM
The part about this story that makes me want to buy a dog, just so I can kick it, is that Justin Berfield's publicist is named "Hope Diamond."
5. Posted by ebayfan414 on January 10, 2006 11:17 PM
How much money does that kid make from that awful show? More than $5.50 an hour? What? More? Really? That's horrible...kind of like hearing that sluts get paid to do nothing? What? They do? Who? Oh Paris Hilton. What is the world coming to these days?
6. Posted by anja on January 10, 2006 11:45 PM
All I can says is: creepy...
7. Posted by breakitdown on January 11, 2006 02:00 AM
thats a nice house... malcom in tha middle is hell bad, the cast of that show is payed a huge amount for such a shitty show...
8. Posted by babyboo on January 11, 2006 03:53 AM
None of you can write English, and it's really annoying. Malcolm in the Middle is a really funny show, you're all obviously too stupid to understand the humour. Who gives a shit if he bought the house, you're all just jealous that you can't afford it. I'm just in a bad mood bc it's 4 a.m. and i can't sleep.
9. Posted by ebayfan414 on January 11, 2006 04:49 AM
Babyboo, who are you to tell anyone what is funny? Who says that anyone is too stupid to understand the humor? Maybe WE just don't find it funny! g-d have you ever heard of different taste? Maybe YOU were too stupid to think of that.
And it's not that anyone gives a shit that he bought the house...this site is where you can just make fun of celebrities regardless of the reason. What the hell does that have to do with being jealous or not? Go back to bed, and maybe when you wake up you won't post stupid comments.
10. Posted by John on January 11, 2006 05:15 AM
Could you imagine being the real estate agent trying to sell this place?
"Well, this is the master bedroom. The lack of sexual tension that took place in here could be cut with a butter knife."
"Wow, this place *is* dull. Is Sharon Tate's place still up for sale?"
11. Posted by bluecanary on January 11, 2006 01:02 PM
Only a newly rich 19 year old dork would find that tacky mcmansion appealing.
12. Posted by MortyFishbein on January 11, 2006 01:25 PM
John , I wans't going to click on this comment section but thought maybe I should. Your comment has made the click worthwhile! It was FUNNY AS SHIT. If I had food in my mouth, it would've end up on the keybord.
I'm with Ebay fan, Boo, calm the fuck down. Take about 10 Valiums and drink half a bottle of vodka and maybe you could sleep--forever.
13. Posted by sammygirl on January 11, 2006 01:26 PM
How much money does this kid have? I used to see him riding these uber-expensive European cars when he was only 16. Is Malcom in the Middle still around?
14. Posted by andrewthezeppo on January 11, 2006 01:46 PM
Wait, Reese is actually younger than Malcolm? who knew
15. Posted by Praz on January 11, 2006 02:06 PM
Maybe he bought the house because he thought that he got the rights to the show with it?
16. Posted by LoneWolf on January 11, 2006 05:49 PM
I didn't know that he was on Married With Children. Nikki Cox was so hot on that show she was almost a cartoon of sex. Kind of Jessica Rabbit-like. She ruined it for me by getting with Bobcat Goldthwaite.
That Sharon Tate reference is hilarious. Too bad Charlie's crew didn't come a-knockin' when the Nick & Jess were in residence. Papa Joe could have changed the name of the show to "Newlydeads".