January 05, 2006

Lindsay Lohan released, CNN doesn't care

lohan-checkout.jpgLindsay Lohan's spokeswoman announced today that Lindsay has been released from the Miami hospital where she was recovering from her asthma attack, saying: "She is much better. She is on her way home with her family. She is doing great."

I'm actually not even sure why I'm writing about this, but I figure we've had so much Lindsay coverage over the past week that we might as well keep it up. Somebody has to make her feel special, since other sites like CNN can't even care enough to spell her name right.

Lindsay Lohan out of hospital after asthma attack [Reuters]

Thanks to super spell checker Gillian for the screen capture.


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Comments

Hooray for CNN! This bitch already feels more special than she should.

"'Linda' Lohan" kind of says it all.
Life will continue.
Pass the Cocoa Puffs.

Wow.. thank god.. the poor baby.. I hope she is feeling better..

"CNN the most trusted name in news... that you can trust to spell your name wrong"

You don't understand...Linda Lohan is Linsay's Lohan's porn star equivalent, like Brittania Spears and Christina Aguihumongoustitslera. She was injured on the set in a bukkake accident. Apparently she lost an arm. Ouch!

I can't hear or see her name anymore...and she's just 19!

She kinda reminds me of the young Jane Fonda, only stupider.


Wow what a bone-head move, it's a story soley about one person leaving the hospital and they didn't even know who!!!!

i don't know who is the most disgusting role model for today's young women -- druggie + anorexic + bulimic Lindsay, or druggie + anorexic Nicole Richie, or the trash-talking slut Paris Hilton. where do young women today find healthy role models to aspire to?

Nikki, you sexist observer. Where, as well, do young men today find healthy role models to aspire to ? Charlie Sheen ? Mike Jackson ? T. O. ? Pee Diddy ? Some of the idiots on parade at this site ? Comic books maybe...?

Binky:
when last i checked, this thread was ablut La Lohan. who is female. hence my comment.

i'll meet you in the jacko Wacko thread if you want my views on men.

but please don't accuse me of being sexist. that's just stupid.

how many people do you know who have been "hospitalized" for an asthma attack?? Not many unless you are black (blacks tend to have more complications with asthma). She's never been hospitalized before. Has it ever been reported that she has asthma???

Gotta love the PR people who make up this stuff.

Asthma attack? She was probably in the hospital becasue the only thing that has been going into her body, besides seamen, was up her nose. That druggie needs to eat something.

Linda sure beats calling her fxckin' "La". Linda gives her the aura of someone mature, someone refined, someone who isn't addicted to coke and suffering from tooth decay as a result of bulimia-induced acid reflux.

All things considered I have to say, I wanna dip my balls in it.

writer: Lindsey Lohan
editor: No, it's with an A.
writer: Ohhh, Linda Lohan!

that's how it happened, i just heard it on the news.

wel i am happy she is out of the hospital. now she can get back to more important tasks like slapping the shit out of her friend who brought(which i dont belive) her that stuff athe hospital and neglected to cover up the prgnacy test she brouht her. after she kicks her ass i guess her next move would be too go beatthe bitch at vanity fair down for printing that she dabbled in drugs. next she is going to go find her father and cut off his nuts and take them to the set of martha and have martha whip up nuts on a platter in a reed wine sauce. next she is gonna go home and sit her sister down and give her pointers on how to make it in this business. which include dating the new scott baio(wilmer valderama) drinking and partying now like right now (so what if this girl cant get a drivers licsense or legally work a full time job)so that ur name gets out their and then start hanging with skanks ( u know the regulars paris nicole,kellyo i dont want carpall tunnel so i will end the skank list here)and then at 19 realize u need to clean up ur act. then she will finally take a well deseved nap in the arms of her new man rapper extrondianire k-fed who would have by now left britney and move on to skinner, young, tighter and richer pastures. and of couusre this all happens in a span of day and 3 hrs and 2 minutess.

that's great.
i think she's insignificant.

you know, i'm brazilian and no one even know who the hell she is here.

that crap movie ferbie-furbie-whatever-idk, doesn't have her name on the cover.

so here it's just like LINDSAY WHO?

i think it's wonderful. 'cause she's just a empty shell anyway.

*prentend I'm singing this*

tralalalala...Who fucking cares??????? falalalala....

Amazingly, she is apparently standing in front of a sign advertising the Parti Quebecoise, the Quebec Separatist party.

http://www.uni.ca/pq.html

That's just plain evil.

Who cares about this Lindsay Lohan girl???? Did anyone notice that LINDA LOHAN has been released from the hospital? Thank God! I've been checking the wires everyday waiting to see if Linda was going to pull through her ordeal. I know there is a God in heaven if Linda can make it after what she's been through.
LINDA LOHAN FOR PRESIDENT, K-FED FOR VP.

Here's PICS of Lindsay SMOKING POT!!!

http://www.bjaday.com/content/article_1237.shtml

linda lohan XD gotta love cnn...sometimes.

That Linda Lohan can fondle my nuts any day.

So apparently all these celebrities are getting so thin by using some illegal drug called Clenbuterol that's used to treat asthma in horses. Of course, the side effects include heart palpitations, high blood pressure, passing out, etc. I figure she overdosed on the horse syrup, and her PR people figured it wasn't THAT much of a stretch to say it was an asthma attack since the medical emergency was caused by asthma medication.

But then again, that's just my wild speculation.

wonder if she'll be sporting some new implants.

nice fake pictures of her smoking pot.. the bitch smoking dope isn't even wearing the same cot-damned outfit. NICE ONE.

actually the smoking weed pics are real, but none show her actually smoking the blunt herself. they're old pics (red hair) you can see the article here.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/lindsay-lohan-thanksgiving-pictures-return-026650.php

Hopefully after they force feed her in the hospital she will emerge as

Lindsey: Fully Bloated

either way, I still would probably marry her if she asked.

Ahaha, Thank God for CNN

She's so ridiculously overexposed it's.. well, ridiculous!

Here's some advice Linda: take a year, curl up in a corner, and uh... DIE.

celeb_hater......
"how many people do you know who have been "hospitalized" for an asthma attack?? Not many unless you are black (blacks tend to have more complications with asthma)."
.....so that's your opinion....well here is mine "you sound pathetically uniformed and racist". I have been hospitalised on a number of occassions with asthma attacks AND I AM NOT BLACK.. This dibilitating disease is not bias to race... jeez this sounds like just an excuse to white bash!

First of all, Lindsey Lohan started out great just like any other celeb in TV or MUSIC industry.
BUT NOW shes just an anorexic and hipocrite bitch! I say this with a reason , because i was in the MTV video music awards of 2004 and i was a BIG fan of hers , she was in front of me and i asked for an autograph , all she said was :: "NO time".
She denied over 99% of the fans asking for autographs. I only saw her sign one.
JUST look at HILARY DUFF she got her teeth done and shes horribly creepy SKINNY! She used to be NORMAL, but NOW she looks like a boulemic HORSE!
grrrrrr!
:(

muppet-
i don't think celeb hater was trying to be racist. i'm native american and our race tends to have more problems with other diseases and illnesses than other races have with them, it's just a genetic thing sometimes. not meant to be racist.

and on another note...i just sometimes wish linda would stop breathing. permanently. or at least for a few years.

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