January 05, 2006
Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Kelly Rowland laugh at people in Cabo
These are a few pictures of the trio in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico...laughing at some mexican who was trying to get to them, also with the group but not pictured was Solange Knowles And her hubbie.
they were staying at the Esperanza Resort, my cousin woirks in the place and gave me all the goss on them, nothing to interesting, just mentioned that they were late for everything that they had scheduled and that Beyonce, Jay-Z and Kelly were friendly but that theyre antorage was not (a.k.a the leaches)...
Thanks to Alejandro for the tip, and for reminding me that those two crazy clowns are still together. Sometimes I call people ugly to be mean, but in the case of Jay-Z I use it to be scientifically accurate.
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Comments
1. Posted by cat on January 5, 2006 06:46 PM
Of course they are laughing their asses off. They are most likely drunk off their heads as I have been many times in Carlos n Charlies in Cabo. Trying to make something out of nothing here folks.
2. Posted by Captain Awesome on January 5, 2006 07:00 PM
I can't tell you if he's ugly. But half of Jay-Z's head is all lip. He could donate some to these old, rich housewives in LA who want bigger ones.
3. Posted by OMG! on January 5, 2006 07:29 PM
Why are they never with that other girl from Destiny's Child....Michelle??
4. Posted by gordy on January 5, 2006 07:34 PM
Yeah...ummm...that's not Beyoncé. It looks like Michelle...with a bad perm, but Beyoncé wishes she were that thin.
5. Posted by blackblackheart on January 5, 2006 07:49 PM
gordy
1. That doesn't look like Michelle.
2. Beyonce is absolutely beautiful the way she is, dumbass.
6. Posted by uncommon_american on January 5, 2006 07:57 PM
Why does Jay-Z look like he's auditioning for a broadway musical adaptation of Miami Vice? If there is such a thing, I'd like to audition for the part of Stinking Corpse #6.
7. Posted by WaitWhat? on January 5, 2006 07:59 PM
Not that it matters, but that's not Beyonce. And Jay-Z is fugggly!
8. Posted by patreesha on January 5, 2006 08:02 PM
definitely kelly, MICHELLE, and jay-z. michelle must have lightened up her hair, but look at her eyes and nose. that's not beyonce.
9. Posted by KMac on January 5, 2006 08:09 PM
Seriously, you guys are idiots.
That is beyonce, she has big hips not SHOULDERS!
And Michelle can barely sing so she definetely can't hang.
10. Posted by molly on January 5, 2006 08:15 PM
it's spelled ENtourage genius.
11. Posted by BadGoat on January 5, 2006 08:33 PM
Dear Mr. Superficial, please proofread your work before it's published.
"Work"
"Too" interesting
"Their Entourage"
That was painful. I'll get over it soon.
12. Posted by The RZA on January 5, 2006 08:38 PM
Yeah also it's spelled leeches, but I think the point was that he was copy and pasting a mesage sent to him by a READER, hence the QUOTATION MARKS. Really, it makes the READERS look like retards who didn't finish junior high. Yay fun!!!
13. Posted by HollyJ on January 5, 2006 09:31 PM
Beyond is shaped like a Bosc. I just want to toss her in some simmering fluids and poach her like Le Cordon Bleu. Damn...now I'm hungry for a poached pear.
14. Posted by bafongu on January 5, 2006 09:39 PM
Shit, bet Rick James woulda wake that party up!
15. Posted by Jewbacca on January 5, 2006 09:52 PM
YO, I SAW THAT VIDEO CHECK ON IT AND I RUBBED OUT ONE TO BEYONCE, THANKS BEYONCE!
16. Posted by andrewthezeppo on January 5, 2006 09:58 PM
I don't think its Michelle either, it is probably Solange, Beyonce's ugly skinier little sister...ps Solange WTF?
17. Posted by Kikileblue on January 6, 2006 01:01 AM
that is not michelle. that would only be michelle if she stop doing crack and drinking straight whiskey and gasoline while eating canary birds(that is the only way to explain the grating skin crawling tree killing sound that come out her mouth)became light and gain 30 pds. that is beyonce: though i cant uderstand why her down syndrome stand-in decided to fill in for her while she used the bathroom.
18. Posted by caboboi on January 6, 2006 04:27 AM
Hi everybody firstly i would like to say im sorry for the typos, but i was in a hurry and my english is my second language!! Well anyways i just wanted MR. Superficial to post the third picture i sent him, which shows beyonce looking like a total tranny..and i know the readers would get a good laugh
19. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 6, 2006 09:33 AM
If you look at Jay-Z, he looks exactly like a slim version of Re-Run from What's Happenin'. No shit. Put some rainbow suspenders on him and step back and watch the magic happen.
20. Posted by Lynette Carrington on January 6, 2006 10:05 AM
You know why they're all laughing so hard, don't you? K-Fed is auditioning for Jay-Z.
21. Posted by BOOTSY COLLINS on January 6, 2006 12:43 PM
yeah he does look like Re-Run...i wonder if he does the Re-Run jump dance...
22. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 6, 2006 02:09 PM
Bootsy- you better believe he does the jump dance. He just does it on piles of hundred dollar bills and crushed diamonds. The brother may be ugly, but he's rich too.
23. Posted by MortyFishbein on January 6, 2006 02:25 PM
Blackblackheart (5), I agree with Gordy! Gordy your comment was funny!
beyonce is beautiful, no doubt, but she's got dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Period. It's not an indictment of anything else. But she probably does wish she were as thin as Michelle which would explain why she wasn't invited on this trip to Cabo.
24. Posted by Jonboy in SF on January 6, 2006 04:55 PM
Yep, Jay-Z is ugly but in an attractive sort of way (who wouldn't want to kiss those lips?). Regardless, I think Beyonce likes him that way so other women will leave him alone. He has issues with her shaped like a Bosc (hilarious HollyJ!) 'cause other men want to poach her.
25. Posted by derekd on January 6, 2006 10:15 PM
Why do people take it personal when someone insults a celebrity? Unless its your family or friend quit acting so defensive! I'm sure if a mentioned celebrity was shown a picture of you(regardless of your looks) they would find something negative to say about it. Its human nature. So with all this said and done BEYONCE SMOKE SOME SLIM FAST AND JAY-Z'S LIPS READ:INFLATE TO NO MORE THAN 50LBS!!
26. Posted by hermanita on January 13, 2006 08:32 PM
Yes that's Beyonce. In case you haven't noticed from this site, all celebrities can look hot as hell on the red carpet, but that doesn't mean they're hot as hell in real life. They're all just normal people and Beyonce looks normal here so leave it alone. Too bad all that makeup and retouching can't help Jay-Z tough.
27. Posted by kam on March 11, 2006 10:09 PM
whats wrong with you people beyonce isn't fat she's normal and her look sells. and maybe some of you are fat so your trying to notice other people's big sizes or maybe some of you are thin so you think your better than her well excuse me are any of you rich and famous uh no i don't think so also Beyonce is the best singer , dance, and the prettiest in the whole group so what is she's a little big she's beautiful