January 03, 2006
Patrick Swayze raps
Allhiphop.com reports that Patrick Swayze wants to release a rap single. The actor, who had a hit in 1987 with She's Like the Wind, told the site he's working on a new tune which will show that "rap rhythms [are] an emotional undercurrent for ballads." Swayze didn't have a timeline for when his foray into hip-hop would be released.
It's About. Damn. Time. For far too long, rap and hip-hop have been monopolized by tough young african-americans who grew up in the forgotten streets and alleyways of inner-city America. Well, those greedy bastards are about to get their due, 'cause here comes a new breed of rapper: white. rich. middle-aged. I'm not sure what exactly he'll be rapping about, but please god let it be about Roadhouse. Although the only thing I can think of to rhyme with Roadhouse is Choadhouse. And I don't think that's good. Unless, you know, you like choads.
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Comments
1. Posted by uncommonamerican on January 3, 2006 09:46 AM
All you bitches know me as the muthafuckin' Ghost!
I'll be fuckin' you so hard I'll turn your pussy into toast!
I'll slam in backside,
Slap you in the face,
When Black Dog's Dirty Dancing he's gonna make your Point Break!
2. Posted by Monkey on January 3, 2006 10:17 AM
Yo, I'm DJ Swayze and I'm here to say,
I wanna be a rap star in a major way.
*crossing arms all thug-like*
Jeah!
3. Posted by tothemax on January 3, 2006 10:25 AM
Monkey, you forgot, "Word to your mother."
Maybe he'll do an East Coast/West Coast thing with Vanilla Ice. That would be so... um, different.
4. Posted by Jewbacca on January 3, 2006 11:42 AM
MY NAME IS PATRICK SWAYZE
AND IM HERE TO STAY
SOME SAY IM F'N CRAZY
BUT IM JUST GAY
YEAH, I LIKE DUDES
I HATED JENNIFER GREY
I DID THAT MOVIE ROADHOUSE
I LIKED THOSE COUNTRY BOYS
IVE SHAT IN AN OUTHOUSE
I GOT LOTS OF ANAL TOYS
NOW IM GAYER THAN AIDS
I LIKE WHITE STUFF IN MY MOUTH
MY BUTT ACHES FOR DAYZ
I SCREWED MY COUSIN DOWN SOUTH
5. Posted by CelebGossipAficionado on January 3, 2006 12:17 PM
His rap album will still sell more than Kevin Federlines.
6. Posted by reesestet on January 3, 2006 12:36 PM
Can you say, "Washed Up" ?
7. Posted by tuesdayup on January 3, 2006 12:47 PM
Patrick Swayze's gonna bust a cap up in ya'll asses...shazzam!
http://theobsessivemessenger.com/thenews/?p=64
8. Posted by Kikileblue on January 3, 2006 05:23 PM
well finally my wish has come true. i hvae waited so long for the swazye album i thought i was gonna burst. i mean i know it wil be hot and by hot i mean i will be in a corner rocking back and forth crying as he raps about how he swivled his hips in dirty dancing and got the bitch on lock with his sexy stare. i know who started this rember he was in that jarule video where he was playing a dective. now it makes sense. he was in a rap video and now he thinks he can rap well slap me and call me lohan it all makes sense.
9. Posted by diddleysquat on January 3, 2006 06:43 PM
NOBODY puts Patrick Swayze in a corner.
10. Posted by Pablo on January 3, 2006 07:21 PM
Swayze's definitely gonna be a hardcore rapper who puts out catchy dance hits like 50. Check out this Point Break quote
"Time to dance with the universe. I could never handle a jail cell. You'll do this for me, won't you Johnny? Haven't I earned this much?"
It's prophetic. The next Tupac?
11. Posted by amma on January 3, 2006 09:26 PM
...This has got to be my fave post of the day--esp. along with the comments. Its so hysterical it sounds like it had to be made up. That it is not just makes it insane.
12. Posted by mrschickee on January 3, 2006 09:49 PM
OMG!!! You guys are hysterical! I almost shot soda out of my nose. Can you imagine a K-Fed/Swayze rap-off? Battle!
13. Posted by Kg on January 3, 2006 11:32 PM
Wow, who didn't have a hit in the 80's?
14. Posted by Kg on January 3, 2006 11:33 PM
Wow, who didn't have a hit in the 80's?
15. Posted by Ben_Danglin on January 11, 2006 06:07 PM
Hey P Swayze and K Fed should hook up and do some hardcore gospel rap together. If homo rap was considered a terrorist act P Swayze would be a killing machine.
16. Posted by Jum on February 27, 2006 03:19 PM
what is he going to call himself? MC Leatherface?