January 03, 2006
Kate Moss is a pedophile
31-year old Kate Moss has been spotted kissing and cuddling a 20-year old named James Burke in Aspen, where she's currently on a ski trip with her friends and family. They were introduced by a mutual friend and are thought to have been dating for about three weeks now, though friends say it's not a serious romance. An insider told the Daily Mirror, "Kate finds Jamie very sexy. He has that rock 'n' roll look she loves. She has a bit of a complex about dating someone so much younger, but it also makes her feel good that she can attract him."
You know what else feels good? Snorting cocaine. So maybe she should try that instead of dating children. Because she hasn't tried that yet, right? She should try it.
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Comments
1. Posted by Horus on January 3, 2006 07:26 AM
I get it! It's funny because she does coke, right? And she's dating someone younger than her? That's hilarious, because she's a woman! Stupid woman thinking they can get away with the same shit as men. Where do they get off?
Maybe you should try being funny. Because you haven't tried that yet, right? You should try it.
2. Posted by Shawn on January 3, 2006 07:54 AM
She can't stay away from the powder. First coke, now Aspen.
3. Posted by uncommonamerican on January 3, 2006 08:43 AM
The host of Connections is only 20? That's some mean male pattern baldness: http://www.roycecarlton.com/speakers/burke.html
4. Posted by prideofchucky on January 3, 2006 09:00 AM
HORUS wrote:
"I get it! It's funny because she does coke, right?"
Nope, it's funny cuz of his comic timing. The execution rather than the actual substance in this specific case. It's called COMEDY (social commentary), and it's not suppose to be taken seriously.
I was about to call you out for criticizing this sites author; who has turned making a quick clever comment to each picture into a source of income; but I'm sure you already made them laugh by taking the subject SO SERIOUSLY!
Chill, laugh and enjoy...
5. Posted by prideofchucky on January 3, 2006 09:03 AM
lol shawn! That line (pun intended)was brilliant!
6. Posted by mariootsa on January 3, 2006 09:44 AM
i have to kind of agree with horus. it is bullshit to even make that pedophile joke, and i got what you were getting at. it just seems bizarre, especially when photos of hillary duff and that shithead from good charlotte are posted with comments only being made about her teeth, and that pig started dated her when she was 16, and he was in his twenties...just saying..
7. Posted by tothemax on January 3, 2006 10:39 AM
So now it's this site's fault that no one called Duff's relationship disgusting? Guh?
8. Posted by cutebabydoll on January 3, 2006 11:22 AM
Go Kate! If she's smart she will stay away from that loser Doherty for good. A recovering drug addict should never have anything to do with a man like that. He can only do her harm. I hear Doherty went on a massive bender too when he found out Kate was seeing someone else. As far the comments about her being a pedophile. Well there are many many young women in their 20s that have dated men in their 30s and no one even makes any pedophile jokes. I just don't get it.
9. Posted by Shawn on January 3, 2006 11:43 AM
Sheesh. They're called jokes.
Kate isn't a pedophile. Nicole doesn't have cancer. Mischa Barton may be a great girlfriend.
No one is taking offense to the other "headlines."
10. Posted by reesestet on January 3, 2006 12:07 PM
Go Kate! Way to go! You gotta get them while the sex still lasts longer then five minutes and before he is old enough to think for himself! Whooo!!
11. Posted by Tha-Flash on January 3, 2006 02:14 PM
Stupid headlines.
12. Posted by Bob Denver on January 3, 2006 02:31 PM
The Superficial should invest in a dictionary.
13. Posted by mariootsa on January 3, 2006 02:41 PM
face it, you blew it with that headline. you can't back out by saying it was a joke when you have other headlines like 'star jones hits the becah'. star jones at the beach is ripe for jokemaking, and you didn't even attempt at anything there. the pedophile joke was sexist, admit it. i'm amazed at how these double standards keep going.
14. Posted by mariootsa on January 3, 2006 02:42 PM
i know i misspelled 'beach'. sue me, i didn't read it first.
15. Posted by The Devil on January 3, 2006 03:41 PM
If someone is old enough to vote for the President, I think they're old enough to fuck.
16. Posted by YouProablbySuck on January 3, 2006 03:42 PM
Oh geeze. I agree prideofchucky,
Saying "it's not fair for the superficial to call Kate a pedophile" is like saying "I take The Daily Show seriously." It's comedy.
And who gives a damn about Hillary "big teeth " Duff and her no name boyfriend, Joal "band sucks hard" Madden. You should be critizing Duff's mom, not the Superficial.
17. Posted by mariootsa on January 3, 2006 04:11 PM
you've completely missed the point. the joke was lame and sexist. i'm not being sensitive, just calling it as i see it.
18. Posted by YouProablbySuck on January 3, 2006 04:36 PM
^ And what joke on this website isn't insensitive to the celebrity?
19. Posted by mariootsa on January 3, 2006 04:39 PM
i didn't say insensitive. i said lame and sexist.
20. Posted by DovoDog on January 3, 2006 04:41 PM
What's wrong with being sexy?
21. Posted by Seamus Begonia Smell on January 3, 2006 05:48 PM
so true. if it were a 31 year old man dating a 20 year old, no one would take issue. it's not that i don't think he should be making jokes about kate dating a 20 year old, it's that i think EVERYONE should be making fun of the men who do that, too! they clearly do it because they are having problems with their own development, or are making up for some other major emptiness in life, or a flaw.
22. Posted by YouProablbySuck on January 3, 2006 06:58 PM
Lame and sexist?
Get a damn sense of humor.
Who on this message board beside the Superficial and the few on the board who can't take a joke, made a big deal about the realtionship?
And people do make a big deal when a guy dates a younger girl- Donald Trump, Jared Leto and just recently, Anthony Keidis have all been deemed "skeezes" because they date younger women.
It's online celebrity GOSSIP.
23. Posted by MonkeyBoy on January 3, 2006 10:38 PM
Sounds to me like someone's got a little love puppy following them around, and is feeling guilty about robbing the cradle.
FWIW, as a 30-something who wouldn't mind dating a 20-something, I personally don't care either way.
Besides, who knows - maybe he's just got hella good connections for scoring coke.
24. Posted by WaitWhat? on January 4, 2006 04:27 PM
Good for Kate! If it were a 31-year-old man and a 20-year-old chick, it wouldn't make headlines...even on this site...Screw that double standard!!
25. Posted by esther sativa on January 4, 2006 08:14 PM
Horus you are funny but so is the webbie author. fuck taking any sides a laughed at both of your comments.
26. Posted by BadGoat on January 5, 2006 08:48 PM
I didn't know that pedophilia was funny.
I didn't know that a 31-year-old 'woman' dating a 20-year old (male) was pedophilia.
I didn't know that hating Kate Moss could be a full time job for so many people.
Some of you will tell me to get a sense of humor, but - really, I didn't know that pedophilia was funny.
Thank you Mr. Superficial. I learn something new every day.
27. Posted by Wiseromancer on January 9, 2006 11:14 AM
As Bette Midler's Sophie Tucker said regarding mixed age dating, (well, actually mixed-age screwing) ... "20 goes into 40 more times than 40 goes into 20" (or something to that effect). Go Kate, go Demi, go Cameron. 'Cause once everyone figures out that a good (legal) roll in the hay shouldn't discriminate, I might get me a hot 20-year old vixen. Although I'd only go into her .4255 times, I can still dream ...