January 02, 2006
Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt's child
Friends of Angelina Jolie have confirmed that she is indeed pregnant with Brad Pitt's child. A source revealed to News of the World, "It's early days yet so they're not announcing it publicly, but anybody can see how thrilled the pair of them are. Angelina can't wipe the smile from her face and Brad is being so protective of her. She's had a difficult couple of months feeling sick and ready to faint." Angelina also allegedly had a secret baby scan at Santa Monica's St John's Hospital Health Center in California last month, with the source saying, "She went in wearing a hat and glasses so she wouldn't be recognized. Brad and Angelina have been very secretive. But they were overjoyed after getting the results of the scan. They already have their adopted little boy and girl, but this is a wonderful new experience for them and they are overjoyed."
Judging by how fat Angelina is looking, let's just go ahead and assume that all of this is true. And let's also assume that I'm not sitting here crying at the thought of losing Angelina Jolie to that man whore, because I totally am not doing that. At all.
Thanks to the intimidatingly masculine Steve for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by xd on January 2, 2006 06:07 PM
God that's gonna be the perfect kid, so fucken hot!!!
2. Posted by Juliette on January 2, 2006 06:12 PM
There is such a thing as having TOO good looking parents...it might not be a good thing and just come out weird looking.
Wait til Anniston hears this news!
3. Posted by Catnip on January 2, 2006 06:15 PM
When arguably the most beautiful man and woman in the world decide to reproduce, you've got to wonder what the kid will look like. I've got my money on a cross between Vin Diesel and Aniston on a bad day.
4. Posted by jka on January 2, 2006 06:25 PM
Two good-looking parents are no guarantee of good-looking kids. Exhibit A: Demi Moore and Bruce Willis's daughters.
5. Posted by Captain Awesome on January 2, 2006 06:33 PM
It's going to have Jolies huge lips and Pitts small wang.
This is a future Hedwig in the making.
6. Posted by Lynette Carrington on January 2, 2006 07:06 PM
Hopefully, pregnancy hormones will humanize and/or somewhat stabilize Jolie. Otherwise, that poor kid is going to be all kinds of wacky.
7. Posted by suzy on January 2, 2006 07:06 PM
angelina has friends? what friends, i always see her in mags and crap alone or with her kids...
friends hmm... news to me
and how will her other kids feel that this one actually came from her eggs and brads spermies
8. Posted by NoleGal on January 2, 2006 07:29 PM
Whoa, whoa, wait a sec...
Bruce Willis is meant to be attractive?
I'll be damned...
9. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on January 2, 2006 07:53 PM
I bet my pension on the kid will be really ugly and totally fucked up.
Not to mention the ADOPTED kids... I'd love to hear Madox and Zahara's therapy sessions in 15 years about how they were never loved after the "biological" child came around... I bet Angelina and Brad pull a Paris/Tinkerbell and get rid of the two kids so they can pretend they are a "real" family... send them to baby boarding school and then never be pictured with them again, hell, I bet next year only the biological kid is in the christmas card picture.... HEHEHE
I hope Angelina gets super fat and never works again and Brad Pitt leaves her for someone thinner and younger...
10. Posted by diddleysquat on January 2, 2006 08:36 PM
Hopefully when Jennifer Aniston hears of this, she will go coo-coo for coa-coa puffs and kill them both, and then herself. Then I will be free of them.
11. Posted by Princess-Megs on January 2, 2006 08:38 PM
How could that kid not look amazing... I think he/she will take after his/her parents. I cant wait to see the pics of Angelina when she starts showing... That will be so hot!!
12. Posted by bugg73 on January 2, 2006 08:47 PM
No wonder why Jennifer was having a bad day a couple of days ago...
13. Posted by supergirllover on January 2, 2006 08:56 PM
Ya'll need to get over "Brad and Jen". They are. Two people met and fell in love. Brad and Angelina are trying to be good. Good for them! I think the new baby will make a great addition to their family.
What can I say I love this couple.
14. Posted by fatgirl on January 2, 2006 10:19 PM
Hey, ya'll remember about two weeks ago, that Asian chick saying Angelina was hers and Brad would have to "suck it up"? I wonder if the "baby" tastes like chicken?
15. Posted by .shiny. on January 2, 2006 10:55 PM
okay, ew!!
16. Posted by wendy on January 2, 2006 11:21 PM
This baby is either going to be the most gorgeous or the ugliest baby ever. I'm hoping for most gorgeous, though.
I wonder what they're going to name him/her. My vote's on Jennifer.
Poor Jen. I can't imagine a Vaughniston baby would be too attractive ..
17. Posted by LaLindsey on January 3, 2006 01:13 AM
Haha, Bruce Willis isn't attractive, nor is Demi. so I guess that theory can be thrown out the door.
Jolie defintely looks preggy there . . . but that could be photoshopped of course.
I guess when you're that rich you can adopt all the kids you want, and pop 'em out, since someone else will be raising them anyway . . .
18. Posted by Amber on January 3, 2006 01:19 AM
I think that photo might be doctored. I could have swore that I just saw that same picture in Star last week and she didn't look THAT round.
19. Posted by dirtybeatles on January 3, 2006 01:24 AM
Now I love celebrity gossip as much as the next person on this site, but I just feel like shouting
WHO CARES!!??
I wish that all three of them would die in a horrific grilled cheese accident so I wouldn't have to hear any more about their ridiculous lives!
20. Posted by rivercmb on January 3, 2006 02:21 AM
No way is that kid going to look anywhere near as ugly as the other kids. They should just get rid of the other two now. They're fake anyway, they should just say that they were a trial and now they're ready for the real thing. Put the Cambodian in a basket, then send him down a river, let nature take its course.
21. Posted by S_M_G on January 3, 2006 03:27 AM
Brad Pitt a man whore? Jealousy makes a man utter unreasonable things :P
I think that kid has the potential to be royally unattractive and completely screwed up but I'm so happy for Brad. He finally got his wish eh? Good for them!
22. Posted by slinkhard on January 3, 2006 04:21 AM
'Wait til Aniston hears this news!'
The article says he told her already.
And I've gotta second or third the people who just wish all three of them would STFU and go away to live on a desert island somewhere. Enough already.
23. Posted by AmberDextrose on January 3, 2006 04:59 AM
When I got preggers my lips swoll up like I'd had collagen jabs. If that happens to Jolie she'll look like a freak, ha ha!
24. Posted by rachluvsyoox on January 3, 2006 05:48 AM
that kids gonna be so cute! i feel sorry for jen though poor girl!
25. Posted by Candy on January 3, 2006 08:40 AM
What if it's not Brad's? She is easy. I wonder what he'd do if that happened? I for one would laugh.
26. Posted by cutebabydoll on January 3, 2006 11:26 AM
If this is true I can not wait to see what this kid will look like.
27. Posted by ShanDourdan on January 3, 2006 12:54 PM
I guess those tales of the animal noises heard from their bedroom while on holiday must have been true cus Brad must have some persuasive ways if he's gotten her pregnant after she said she wouldn't feel right having a child of her own because of all the poor kids...yadda yadda. Still congrats to them I guess. Although I gotta second people's STFU thoughts above, I mean I liked Angelina Jolie a lot but even I'm wishing she'd go live in in a cave along with the rest of them for eternity.
28. Posted by EZSlut on January 3, 2006 01:15 PM
The kid might look like her little brother...
29. Posted by tess on January 3, 2006 01:45 PM
Poor jen,
She must be so friggin mad. She saw her ex moving on with a beautiful wife. She saw him adopting a black and an asian kid and the cherry on the cake: he's having a biological one. OMG, iI hope Aniston is on good medication (Zoloft, Prozac) because she's gonna have to brace herself when she'll see those adorable pictures of one big, happy, white-caramel-chocolate family in the cover of people, 9 month from now.
30. Posted by Ying-Yang on January 3, 2006 03:58 PM
"Not to mention the ADOPTED kids... I'd love to hear Madox and Zahara's therapy sessions in 15 years about how they were never loved after the "biological" child came around... "
Give me a break! I am not a fan of either of these celebs, but I admire what Jolie did in adopting these kids, and since she'd done so, the adoption rate from 3rd world countries has soared. People are capable of loving another human being even though they are not their flesh and blood. I think B&J's biological child will be lucky to have M&Z as his/her siblings.
31. Posted by Seamus Begonia Smell on January 3, 2006 05:53 PM
haha brad IS a manwhore. good call. i don't get how angelina and he get all this media attention for this, minus the scrutiny. especially angie, who is obviously a pattern affair-instigator because she uses it to validate her own self-worth. see, beauty does not always equal self-esteem!
32. Posted by Seamus Begonia Smell on January 3, 2006 05:54 PM
*edit...they are under media scrutiny, but without all the criticism they deserve.
33. Posted by OMG! on January 3, 2006 07:01 PM
What's worse? Brangelina or TomKat having a baby?
34. Posted by Pablo on January 3, 2006 07:26 PM
So, will Angelina's biological kid and adopted kid be as oddly affectionate as Angelina and her real brother?
35. Posted by networkchick on January 3, 2006 11:50 PM
Preganancy hormones will most definitely NOT stabilize a whack job like Jolie. A damn good thing they can afford nannies.
36. Posted by Cheyenne_1 on January 4, 2006 10:22 AM
the people who gush about how Brangelina are the most beautiful people in the world are hilarious. either they see a knuckle-dragging slurp when they look in tehir own mirror or they're besotred with teh celebrity hype.
imean, Brangelina are no doubt good looking people, but _come__on... "Most beuticul *gush* people in the world *gush*dribble*"??!
Get a life.
Chances are the kid will get every material thing he/she/it wants and have the emotional/mental health of Hannibal Lecter.
37. Posted by esther sativa on January 4, 2006 08:27 PM
they have been rooting for ages she was bound to get knocked up sum time soon. they kid is either going to suck up all the good genes or all the bad ones and come out looking like some kind of malformed squid
38. Posted by I tell it like it is on January 4, 2006 10:21 PM
Oh PLEASE! Now everyone is suppose to be HAPPY about this Blessed event.....Angelina Jolie is a homewrecker, don't give this tramp such a standing ovation to be pregnant with a MARRIED MAN'S child because BRAD is still MARRIED the divorce isn't final YET! Anjelina had flirted outrageously with brad on the movie they made and seduced him from Jennifer, now everyone is applaudung the hoe for being with Mr. Little Pecker Smith? Does anyone have any idea what that is probably doing to that poor woman to see her husband and his MISTRESS walking around flaunting their relationship!? Vince Vaughn sadly is the intermission guy, why? Because once your married, you don't JUST get over someone that easily, and for someone so inlove with each other, then why was Brad seen in a book store on New Year's eve ALONE!? NOT WITH THE TRAMP and too far from where she was to jet off and be with her and her READY MADE FAMILY! PLease give me a break I say it like it is this so called child angelina is carrying will and is illegitimet and concieved out of adultry ....I wonder how this kid will feel when he realizes once he's grown that his mother was a homewrecking whore and he was the product of that infedelity? "MOMMY DEAREST"? PLease she's an insestious whore who doesn't deserve to have those kids, she;s going to mess up their head as she rolls from one man's bed to another, hey...if Brad played Jen with her what make sher think, she is not going to have Karma knocking on her door one day SOON! And trust me Karma is a double edged sword. They will both get what they gave, pain heartache and misery.
39. Posted by CelebGossipAficionado on January 5, 2006 01:16 AM
Uh, is this the same message you leave on your ex-husband's girlfriends phone?
40. Posted by blackblackheart on January 5, 2006 04:27 AM
I hope Angelina loses her pregnancy weight better than Britney did. Angelina is by far the most beautiful woman in the world, I'm a homosexual male and hell, I'd bang her. Brad is also quite the specimen himself, good thing he won't be putting on pounds at the cause of this.
41. Posted by WaitWhat? on January 5, 2006 03:00 PM
It's now confirmed -- K-Fed is the dad, not Brad.
42. Posted by CelebGossipAficionado on January 5, 2006 05:33 PM
K-Fed? Damn. I owe my friend 5 bucks.
43. Posted by Scarlettoharris on January 6, 2006 07:10 PM
Humanize?????This woman donates most of her earnings to world charity. She is a UNICEF ambassador and won several awards for her humanitarian efforts. Just goes to prove, no one wants a beautiful, sexy woman to be smart and decent. Maybe if Jennifer had not been so selfish--she may still be Mrs. Pitt. Brad Pitt is surrounded by beautiful women everyday--Angelina is something more and he was smart enough to see it. ANY child that has them as parents is one lucky kid. Good Luck to the entire Jolie-Pitt family!!!!
44. Posted by Scarlettoharris on January 6, 2006 07:19 PM
HOW DARE you say M&Z are not "real" children. I personally have a child I was blessed with through adoption and three that came out of my body. I have not shipped my "fake" child off and formed a family composed exclusively of my "real" children. Just goes to show there is no intelligence test required to be on this site. You people are obviously not parents--if you were you would know any child you adopt or give birth to is a part of your soul (look it up, as you obviously have no concept of what one is) You make me sick!!!
45. Posted by baileyukelele on January 6, 2006 11:58 PM
Scarlettoharris, I don't think the people who commented on M&Z were questioning the validity of an adopted child as a member of the family.
I think they were pointing out the fact that, while incredibly bone-able and generous, Angelina Jolie makes some shitty decisions (ie making out with her brother at a major awards ceremony, Billy Bob, dismantling a small trans-Atlantic steamship and eating it piece by piece) and celebrities tend to be fickle as all hell.
46. Posted by Amelia on January 9, 2006 03:07 PM
I don't really see how one picture where Angelina's t-shirt is slightly curved outward constitutes as proof of pregnancy. Honestly, almost anyone could look pregnant if standing a certain way.
Cheyenne, perhaps you might consider that the reason people will call them the two most beautiful people in the world is because they've been voted to be so by America, hmm?
47. Posted by fook-u on January 11, 2006 06:35 PM
If it is Brad's, I'm curious whether it will be attractive or hideous. We can't know for sure until it's grown of course, b/c cute babies can make really heinous adults (and vice-versa). I'm just sure I'll catch all you fools on this thread in 20 years to debate the attractiveness of the Pittolie kid. LOL. Just kidding for those of you that take these posts seriously.
All jokes aside, one thing's for sure...the baby in question can't be any uglier than it's adopted siblings...we really should give kudos to Angelina (eventhough I feel this is a testament to her whackiness) for being kind enough to adopt the ugliest kids she sees when she visits orphanages. Dem be sum fugly babies she buys. ;p
48. Posted by Betty99 on January 11, 2006 09:06 PM
For the person who claims that Brad is still legally married to Jennifer, their DIVORCE was finalized on October 2, 2005. Therefore he's not committing adultery (at least at this point), & she's not a "mistress".
49. Posted by Chey on January 11, 2006 11:42 PM
Haters!!!.....Angelina couldn't have Brad unless he wanted to go...She might not be Mother Teresa but how many of these entertainer do more than a public service ad or go a talk show to talk about their "charity" and then plugging their little movie that’s opening the next week. She is a mother every day..I had to laugh because ppl was upset because they see her with her kids and no friends yet those are the same ppl wishing those kids abandonment /therapy. Trust me she would be equally castigated if she was with her friends without her kids. Jennifer married a man that wanted children she made the choice not to have any..........hmm.... he made the choice to have them.... Whether their child looks like a troll or an angel it will be theirs. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I am SURE some of yall that are commenting on looks refuse to look at your reflection in the mirror.
50. Posted by CatwomanJolie on January 12, 2006 12:42 AM
Wow, soo much ignorance here...Angelina having a baby is wonderful for her and brad and the children. It's beautiful to see her with her belly bump. Why are people judging her ability as a mother? it's obvious that at one point in her life she was wild and free spirited , but loving a child and being loved back is enough to tie down in a good way any untamable personality , she has changed for her children .Reasons to adore Angelina
1. Her name means pretty little angel , and it makes sense because to maddox and zahara Angie is their angel who rescued them and gave them love.
2. She donates 1/3 of her salary for every movie she makes ..for the past 3 years ...you guys add up how much that is(alot !!)
3. She doesnt just donate money like all the other celebs, she is there in the knitty gritty , getting messy in places like Balkans, Sierra Leone, Namibia, Tanzania, Kenya, Thailand, Pakistan, Equador, the Russian Federation and Jordan to help out refugees, and orphaned children.
4. She is beautiful at heart .
5. She has wanted to quit acting but knows that the only way she can donate is to keep earning money from acting and so she keeps acting.
6. She has adopted two children who were in teh worst conditions imaginable. At one point they thought zahara(angies second adopted child) had aids :/
7. She is honest...a quality many people have lost especially in the fake world that is hollywood.
8. She has influenced brad to be an even more caring contributor to the less fortunate. He felt empty before but know realizes what truly matters in this world, which is to help others.
9. She is incredibly unique ...if she wasent an actress I think she would've been an artist or a photagrapher or something of that nature.
10. She thinks cheerios is the best food in the world.Lol
11. She has learned from her mistakes..she at one point tried to commit suicide at a young age , but said she felt like someone was hugging her at the time ....An angel ... or God.... She started to cry and thought about her mother.
12. She has raised awareness in human trafficking . In poor countries all over the world , women are treated like they have no value and many end up getting raped.It's truly sad and its something that needs to be brought to light even more, so that people can help in any way they can.
13. I can go on forever ......but i'll let you guys find out all the other awesome things about Angelina A.K.A pretty little angel ;)
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51. Posted by TJ on January 12, 2006 10:54 PM
Some of these posters need a fricken reality check. Every "good deed" she does is highly publicised, hugely over hyped and all aimed at getting her own profile raised. The blubber lips always ensures her special mail order babies life stories are publicised (and she's subsequently hailed a hero, saving them from sure death), romps with Brad are caught on film (remember she tipped them off about her African holiday with Brad) and now apparently she's ensured there are planted stories of her phoning Jen to pre-warn her of the pregnancy news breaking! C'mon how naive are you people? True humanitarians and philanthropists (look it up if you don't know what it means) don't only do things when the cameras are on them, they do it silently and without want for recognition or thanks.
52. Posted by Honesty on January 13, 2006 12:24 AM
I look at the pictures and Angelina looks like she is definitely past the first trimester. She looks to be about late 4 or early 5 months along. I believe in the next 4 to 5 months from now they will be saying the baby was born premature. I have a very small frame and at three months was not that big and the time I gave birth it looked as though huge ball under my clothes larger than any basket ball. I gave birth to a 6.9oz baby. I think the pregnancy rumors awile back were true. I have also seen some goodlooking people have some ugly babies.
53. Posted by chryssy11 on January 13, 2006 12:22 PM
I am so excited about Angelina's pregnancy! She deserves this. Isn't it kind of funny though how there is a baby boom going on in Hollywood? Must be the new trend, going from anorexic to pregnant. I personally find myself to be incredibly attracted to Angelina. I am a straight married female, but it's no secret that I'd take her on in a heartbeat! Brad's no candy for the eyes, but I believe their child will be GORGEOUS. And those of you who think Maddox and Zahara are homely, at least they have parents who think the world of them. I don't believe this new baby will be treated any different than them. What kind of parent would do that. Best of luck to both of them. (I'll still keep dreaming that I am the next female fan that gets to be with her though... :)
54. Posted by Oval on January 13, 2006 03:57 PM
Having heard the news of brad and angie are expecting..really makes my day. I'm so happy for them. Kudos to CatwomanJolie :) Angelina inspires mee too. Ever since Brad and Angelina are an item, I can't stop thinking about them having a wonderful life together. This is truly a happy news foe me!
Jen should go back to acting school (and stop whining) so that we won't see too much 'Rachel' in her movies. :P
55. Posted by ir0ny! on January 14, 2006 05:13 AM
Let's look at it this way. Here's another child being brought into the world of Hollywood debauchery, & in a few years (or less), he/she will be having a single parent. He/she will then spend many years of his/her life wondering about the other parent, & wanting to have a regular, normal family with normal mother & father. However, although he/she will find the father somewhat normal, but the mother, he/she will discover, is rather different from other mothers. This will also add to this child's sense of instability. Hmmm... sounds familiar.
Yes, chances are this child is going to grow up bitter, hating the other parent (if not both), getting drunk & high on drugs by the age of 9, wanting to sleep with anyone that they come in close contact with (begun by the age of 11), then finally one day, AJ will have the greatest wish of her life - to share that most beautiful moment & expression of "true love" of her child when they both engage in something which up to now, she has probably only experienced with her brother. But then, of course, at that time, the moment will be "sweeter" because it is now with a child of her own womb, not of her mother's womb. (And don't forget the knives, of course!) Then one day perhaps, AJ, her brother, AND the child could ALL join in on the "family fun" & all three of them can finally discover the wonderful family life they have all been missing since their childhoods! And to complete the picture, why don't AJ just MARRY her brother & have her brother ADOPT her & Brad's son, & now they'll all have the "perfect family," since she's "so in love with him" anyway! Her brother must think this is a beautiful thing anyway! Family love & bonding - what could be better?
DISGUSTING!!!!!!!
So, here is yet another tragedy brought into the universe. I almost wish there would be a miscarriage to prevent this sad tragedy, & Brad would open his eyes & realize that he & Jen made a huge mistake. And now that Jen finally realizes that maybe it would good for her to become a mother (especially since she's getting into that "age" range), maybe they can get back together & have a NORMAL family.
As for AJ the philanthropist (or anyone else making Megabucks & giving away Nanobucks to the "poor & needy") - when these people start living life like the rest of us, shopping economically, overworking & overtired, commuting through traffic, etc. - & then giving away the rest of their earnings, that's when I might call them a "philanthropist." In fact, are not the rest of us all "philanthropists" also? Do we not "donate" our earnings gained through our hard labor to support the lives of these celebs? How many rewards do WE get?
Conclusion: AJ=HO. BP+JA=FOOLS.
56. Posted by chryssy11 on January 17, 2006 10:52 AM
WHOA irOny! !!!!!!!!!!!
You think Angelina is messed up? You obviously need to re-read what you posted because apparently you have something wrong with your head thinking of her having incestious relations with her child. You're a sick person. You're probably just jealous that you've never made someone else's life as happy as she has. I'm sorry you are so miserable in your own life that you can't be happy for someone as successful as she is. As for Jennifer Aniston, she had her chance. Brad would be a fool to go back to her.
57. Posted by whatajoke on January 23, 2006 02:28 PM
Snap out of it people -
She is obviously more than three months pregnant which in my book equals tramp.
Got that? She's a whore, slut, homewrecking tramp.
She can make all the movies she wants to give away her money to under developed countries. What she should do is improve the country she lives in by keeping her legs and her mouth closed. She's a liar and a complete weirdo - how quickly you forget. I wonder if she'll make out with her kids like she did her brother.
She should forgive her father if she's such a caring, loving, giving person.
ambASSador - she sure is. .
58. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 2, 2006 04:38 PM
Who cares? I'm going back to sleep....zzzzzz
59. Posted by Ina on April 2, 2006 04:53 AM
I wish them all the best in their future lives together :)