December 30, 2005

Jennifer Aniston has a bad day

I can't confirm it, but these pictures were allegedly shot about a week ago the day Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were on the front page of The Sun. It makes sense and all, but I'm really more interested in that lady in the background. When Jennifer Aniston is having as bad a day as it looks like she's having, it seems like laughing behind her back would be cause for homicide. You don't mess with a woman on the verge of psychosis, lady. It's just not done. I bet a few moments after the picture was shot, Jennifer Aniston turned around and drop kicked her through a wall.

More pictures of Jennifer Aniston's bad day after the jump.


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Comments

Looks more like she smelled the stink of paparazzi and called them on it.

DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT SHE IS BUTT ASS UGLY??? SHE MUST GIVE GOOD HEAD FOR BRAD PITT TO HAVE BE SEEN OUT IN PUBLIC WITH HER.

Yeah, her chin always bugged me. But she has a smokin' body.

I've always thought she was cute, in a plain way. She's not overdone. Kind of reminds me of the girl next door.

if you ask me, and im not even a big fan of hers, she looks hot with that snotty expression.

this is why brad doesn't love her anymore!

a big square chin...thats the difference between angelina and her. Shes a cute-normal girl next door and angelina a goddess...

she looks scary, especially in that last photo. I'd be scared. That other woman looks like she's saying "It's only a picture, Jen, put the revolver down..."

To me...it just looks like she is squinting while talking...kinda like she saw the paparazzi far away and was telling someone about it.

But...her hair looks pretty...and I think she is very beautiful in a natural way.

horseface

Bitter maybe? I think yes.

It looks like she is trying to frown, but the botox won't let her.

Is it possible she's just making a face at the person taking her picture? Could it also be possible that she doesn't give a rats ass about her butt ugly ex husband and his new whore girlfriend?

Go Jen!

She's hot. Probably paparazzi!

I think someone with bellow average skills in photoshop stretched her neck and squashed her face.

Looks like maybe somebody farted (Vince Vaughn?) and now the whole world is discussing Jen's bad day...priceless. By the way, can't stand her! I think she and the Rachel Green character aren't really all that far off from each other...

And she wonders why she couldn't keep her husband at home, huh?

Uh, the only time Angelina makes faces like that is in bed, which is where faces like that should stay.

I think these are old photos...I remember seeing them somewhere before.

I think that Jennifer and Angelina are both pretty in their own way, but Angelina still has lips like those of the creature from the Black Lagoon.
http://fast.horrorseek.com/horror/blackylagoon/cblphotos1.html

There is certainly clear evidence of a 1/2 second grimace, with likely humorous intent. With this obvious disregard for our viewing pleasure, in addition to her rejection by a college drop-out, I strongly recommend that she be immediately remanded to Gitmo for re-education. Two years in a cage exposed to the elements 24/7 without a blowdryer, watching an acne-riddled 18-year-old piss on the Koran (completely by accident, of course) should straighten this spoiled Hollywood twat right up!

maybe it;s cause her new movie sucks ass, or she just ate a big bowl of lemons. it does look like she's having some kind of melt down though hehe.

She's obviously looking straight at the camera and making faces at it. That's what I love about her; she's not afraid to look like a doof sometimes.

She's obviously looking straight at the camera and making faces at it. That's what I love about her; she's not afraid to look like a doof sometimes.

It's just gas. Most assuredly so.

Stinky Equine gas.

Jennifer Aniston is beautiful. Angelina Jolie is not. As for Brad, he needs to find where he lost his brain (probably up Angelina's grimy vagina) and get back with his ex-wife. They were perfect together! And even if they do not get back together, he should have to live with the fact that Jennifer is just much, much hotter than his current whore. Angelina always looked pale and disgusting; the woman kissed her own brother and married Billy Bob Thornton! That's fuckin disgusting!!

So I guess I'm on Team Aniston. She's just such a hottie. =) Everybody, let's hate on Angelina! *YAY*

Update: Brown paper bag + would hit it.

This pic is from the set of 'Rumor Has It' and it was taken around the time the break up was announced. She was walking with Mark Ruffalo that day and they also had a shot of it on the cover of US Weekly.

Lol, I think this photo is hilarious. I love them.

I have always thought Jen was pretty. Now as an actress...not so good. Other than the Good Girl. She just subpar.
As for "pillow lips." I only liked her in the Lara Croft movies. And for her looks? She is pretty but in a freaky way. She just looks like she's not real. That is only way I can explain it.
Donna A.

"Girl next door" and "beautiful in a natural way"

Those are some seriously unnatural, very fake hair extensions in that picture. Which is certainly acceptable for a gal in character on a movie set. Lets just not base our judgement of Jen's "natural" beauty on this picture of a character she has been made up as.

...and her chin makes me wanna barf while singing, "Whatta man, whatta man, what a mighty good man..."

I renamed my cat "Angelina".......because she is pretty but evil. Team Anniston? You bet!

Have you ever noticed how only homely, middle-aged women seem to have such a high opinion of Jennifer Anniston, while every straight man plus any women with some security about their looks can easily admit that Brad Pitt made the only logical decision by going with Jolie. Kind of ironic?

Candy is exactly right (comment #27). These pictures are very old. But still funny.

lol ... I laughed my ass off at these photos. I always thought she looked great, but lately she's been looking really manly or butch to me.

I'm not sure if these pictures are recent;they look familiar. But anyway I kind of like her hairdo. It's cute.

I think there's no comparison between ugly Jen and Angelina. I mean, I never found Aniston beautiful and I couldn't understand why the medias placed her in the "pretty" category. I mean, look at her big chin, squarred jaw, weird nose....come on.
I totally understand Brad's choice of dumping her like a dirty sock to go bang a really gorgeous woman like Jolie.

Jen looks pretty good to me. Angelina can look incredible or not so great. But Jen looks in good shape here. The jewish hag with her may be making her look even better.

jennifer is beautiful, and i give her so much credit for handling this situation so gracefully. and i dont think shes ugly either...and brad has gone public saying he has a small penis Jewbacca

everyone comments on how angelina is a homewrecker..but honestly why would brad stay in a marriage if he's not happy? atleast angelina does something decent with her life...jenn is a bitter, work-a-holic! she says she wants to have children...yet, she was in a marriage for like about 5 years and never had any. honestly she's not getting any younger!

She looks like a gangster from the 1920's...."Myah, myah, you'll nevah get mee coppah, myah, see!"

Her Career has so gone down the gurgler now that Friend's is finished. And Angelina is lesbian so that makes Brad probably Gay

Yikes, now that is one unattractive woman. How she ever got be famous, star in bad movie after bad movie and actually have people utter the phrase "the beautiful Jennifer Aniston" is a mystery greater than the Bermuda Triangle.

Thats the exact face she put on after I told her I wouldn't come in her mouth and did of course. She's not hot but not ugly. My guess is she's a lame lay. I don't know why I get that impression.

I give her a 6.5 outta 10.

had anyone seen the topless photos shes sueing for yet??? where can i see them.

Jennifer Aniston has handled the split with more grace and dignity than you see from most celebrities...though i dont particularly care for Angelina one way or another, Brad Pitt is the sorry excuse for a cheating prick who screwed his marriage and took off with Angelina. Frankly any woman in the world could have thrown themselves at Brad but he's the one who couldn't keep it in his pants to save his marriage. At least give it 5 minutes Brad....5 minutes. And i think shes beautiful...compared to many other celebs shes got a hell lot more class.

I'm constantly amazed by the fact that many people base who Brad should or should not be with on which woman is allegedly the hottest. What ever happened to, oh, I don't know... what's on the INSIDE? Do I think Jennifer's prettier than Angelina? No. Do I think she's ugly? Not at all. Do I think that that should have ANYTHING to do with her worth as a person? Phhhttt. The fact is that people in this country divorce every. single. day. The hows and whys are known only to the actual couple divorcing... everything else is just speculation. People jump in and assume Brad cheated, thus deciding to hate him and call Angelina a 'whore'. Yeah, THAT'S fair. Maybe he cheated, maybe he didn't, but either way the marriage was obviously not working for him OR Jennifer, and them divorcing was the best thing to do. Now maybe they can BOTH move on and be happy. Saying that Jennifer's handled it with grace and dignity? I would have to disagree. Brad has kept quiet, respected the privacy of those involved, and tried to stay under the radar as much as possible. Jennifer has made publically disparaging remarks, given interviews, and enjoyed a giant group butt-kiss from the media. What exactly qualifies her for the 'grace and dignity' remarks that I read all over the internet?

Gah.

I'm constantly amazed by the fact that many people base who Brad should or should not be with on which woman is allegedly the hottest. What ever happened to, oh, I don't know... what's on the INSIDE? Do I think Jennifer's prettier than Angelina? No. Do I think she's ugly? Not at all. Do I think that that should have ANYTHING to do with her worth as a person? Phhhttt. The fact is that people in this country divorce every. single. day. The hows and whys are known only to the actual couple divorcing... everything else is just speculation. People jump in and assume Brad cheated, thus deciding to hate him and call Angelina a 'whore'. Yeah, THAT'S fair. Maybe he cheated, maybe he didn't, but either way the marriage was obviously not working for him OR Jennifer, and them divorcing was the best thing to do. Now maybe they can BOTH move on and be happy. Saying that Jennifer's handled it with grace and dignity? I would have to disagree. Brad has kept quiet, respected the privacy of those involved, and tried to stay under the radar as much as possible. Jennifer has made publically disparaging remarks, given interviews, and enjoyed a giant group butt-kiss from the media. What exactly qualifies her for the 'grace and dignity' remarks that I read all over the internet?

Gah.

Hate to burst the bubble of the editor, but those shots are of her on set of "Rumor Has It", which means they were taken months ago.

Amen, Nola! So nice it had to be said twice!

Wow, its amazing how some of Team Aniston's members cant even bring them themselves to call her beautiful or sexy. Expressions like "girl next door", "in a natural way" and "pretty" are all just other ways of saying shes an unattractive mule and will never add up to the glory that is Angelina Jolie! Shes an ugly bad actress, just face it!

I haven't heard anything from Aniston which was ungraceful or lacked dignity since the split, ive seen interviews e.g Oprah, but from what i have witnessed she never said anything bad. And if the media is on her side its prob cos they have a half valid reason too. This just contradicts the thousand images i've seen of Brad Pitt publicly trapsing after Angelina, changing his image and riding round on motorcycles, among many things which suggest a full on mid-life crisis...but meh i agree wat do we really know about their lives- i just have always been a bit of a Jennifer fan and think she has alot of class compared to others.

No. I think the difference is:
Jen is just pretty,and REALLY loved Brad but she's not a slut and Angelina is smoking hot, she's probably using him for publicity and is as easy as 1,2,3. She said herself that she has sex with many different man.

They do have alot in common tough. They both play in movies that suck, they're both bad actresses, they both have alot of Botox (Angelina beats Aniston here tough)...

Well if I was Brad I'd pick the hot slut too. Even tough I think that they're both doing this for publicity.

Amen Nola, Amen!

i'm a member of team aniston and i think jennifer is beautiful and sexy.

i like the comments about how angelina is such a great person and jennifer isn't. like any of the people who commented on angelina's so-called goodness bothered to get off the couch and help anyone before condemning someone else for not being a un goodwill ambassador.

i don't care how many 'good things' angelina's supposedly done. she still fucked her brother, wore a vial of her husband's blood and involved herself in two breakups.

If you look at her eyes, you can tell she's looking directly at the camera, she's probably just yelling at the photographer, but she looks like she's in a pissed off, "I-hate-you-but-I'm-busy-so-I'll-just-yell-at-you-while-I-stroll-by" kind of motion :P

The lady laughing the first picture made me laugh so hard. Actually before seeing the second and third, I thought Jen was just making some kind of joke and the lady behind her was laughing at it, but since the lady behind her isn't in the second or third picture, that means she either moved, or she actually /did/ drop-kick the woman XD

in reply to sarakai's post...

Why must everyone constantly call Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston bad actresses? They're not. Stop calling them that just so you can insult them, and if you're going to critisize someone's acting, then try to at least have half of their education or at least experience on the art, which I highly doubt anyone who says that Angelina and Jen are bad actresses has acheived.

These pictures are about a year old. I can't believe no one else has said this yet. DUH

blackblackheart, learn to read. I never said angelina was a bad actress, i think shes an amazing actress. Having the education in visual and performing arts that i actually do have, i can honestly tell you it takes practically no talent to act the same type of character over and over as jen has done... so in your face biatch.

what the hell is wrong with everyone that thinks jenn is ugly? there is no such think as an ugly person...i find her extremly hot and sexy! beauty is in the eye of the beholder thats why some ppl dont agree with u on sayin angie is hot cuz she seriously does scare me with her pillow lips and alien arms what a freak!..aniston is sexy and hot! the person to blame is no one for whatever hell the relation turned out to be like! god! just grow up!....TEAM AINSTON!

anyone ever notice how angelina always has to look PERFECT for the camera..wear the perfect outfit perfect posture and smile so innocently…ughhh get real woman!! Jen is great I love her!! She is so real..and really a cool chic. and she is SO beautiful without the makeup..which is a great cool look….i like it alot. Dont like the bright red lipstick Angie always wears..like I said..she has to look perfect all the time..boring. Angie should let her hair down sometimes and take some LESSONS from jen. PErFect is BOring!! Get a personality Angie…of course angie is too busy sucking up the big shots of the country..trying to be someone she is not..its silly.

Jennifer is Hot!

I think being beautiful in a natural way without all the glamorous makeup and the way angie dresses is much better. I go for the less jewelry and less pizzaz look....i HATE people who glam it up...its so fake.

i have to agree with you on the natural look, being able to look in the mirror and actually recognize urself at night when ur going to sleep, and not freak out and see a complete pale looking face!..jenn is gr8 , beautiful inside and out..i love jenn!
GO TEAM ANISTON!

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