I'd hit that sasquatch.

Isn't that her mom in the first pic?

The sasquatch is strong in that one.

Rachel McAdam's nipple hair I can deal with, but that chest hair is terrifying. Mainly because none of her 'advisors' thought it would be a good idea to have her pluck it out or whatever they do these days in lalaland.

Those shoulders. They're almost as big as mine and I, you know, kill people for a living.

The poor woman behind her! Someone get that woman some water!!

Is that chest hair real? I cannot imagine leaving the house with chest hair, and I am not famous.

Holy crap, it's The Rock.

that is weird? what woman gets hair like that on her chest?

The Photoshopped chest/nipple hair was funny on various celebrities the first 15 times. Not so original anymore. Otherwise, you are the best!

Icequeen; "mother"?

I mean, I would have thought that the deep contrast in skin tone- which could be likened to before and after shots of Michael Jackson- would make it blaringly obvious that they are indeed not related. Unless in some bizarre sexual relation they share. With asparagus. And denchers.

Any the who, what is with this man shoulders thing?? Are Alicia Keys and Evangeline Lily distantly related to some man-hag? For Christ's sake- soon they'll be saying that chic moobs are appealing.

Whoa. I just googled it, and it appears that it is infact her mother. Which in turn must make Alicia adopted. Which in turn makes my non-related sexy asparagus theory still a valid option.

Alicia Keys has a white mother and a black father.

She's a man, baybee!!!

I'd hit it in a new york minute.

Gimme some o'that sasquatch.

wow, how incredibly stupid are you, dhampir?
also, please stop trying to mimic the style of the superficial editor--it's annoying, and you're not good at it.

flygirl, you hit the nail on the head. good work.

the (CURLY) chest hair is definitely terrifying. what are these people thinking?

Leave her alone. She may not look perfect, but she has more talent than most of the other "artists'" pinkie toe.

She really needs all that artistic talent b/c she wouldn't be able to do much if she relied on her looks.

Look at the camel toe in the first pic. You know that look of deep concentration means she wants to pick out those pants riding up but can't because there's a photographer.

ummmmmm, dhampir, flygirl's so rite and PS, do you mean "dentures"? lol. if not, wut the hell are denchers?

Minus the chest hair, she looks healthy. Sure, she could look better if she kept the diet of a Eastern European girl, but who in the US is doing that?

Not many? Most teen girls here look blown out like a woman who has popped out four or five children and not seen a gym since the first.

Alicia Keys is mixed. Her mom is white and her dad is black - that's her mom in the pic. That chest hair is a bit much though. It doesn't surprise me because a lot of women have fine hair on their chest. Also, Alicia Keys is hairy - look at her arms and her face. She has hairy arms and a lot of fine hair on her face. I just don't know why her people didn't have her get that waxed or plucked. I have seen several pics of her with a hairy chest. How are you going to wear an evening gown with your hair and makeup done up beautifully and have a hairy chest? But I will say she's a gorgeous girl regardless.

dhampir her birth mom is white she is not adopted...jeez look at her

dose anyone else see dem big feet? my god she must have a 12 incher

What is that I hear???? Thunder thighs!!!! No way would I hit dat!!!

Cat, that pic is NOT photoshopped. I've seen her hairy chest in person! I almost vomited, and then proceeded to tell every person I came in contact with for the next 3 months. Good Times! I'm glad it's finally been revealed to a wider audience.

The picture of her with the chest hair looks like her underarm is a vagina. I'm just sayin'.

OK, so girlfriend has an Italian mom. Hence the chest hair, hence the "good birthin' hips..." She's just a product of her genes and black + Italian in a woman = big sasquatch booty. It reminds me of Madonna who, even though she's the queen of whatever and richer than god is still a suburban Michigan Italian mom with cellulite. But seriously Alicia, it's the 21st century - clip that hair girl!

Shemale? O.o

No, there's nothing wrong with keeping in shape, but the hair is kind of gross, and this is a man that likes his chest hair. I mean uhh...damn.

Some of you really need to get out more.

"I can't beleive the deep contrast between her and her mother's skin!"

"She must have been adopted."

Wow. Welcome to the year 2005...or 2006.

she's hot no matter what... for the simple fact that she ass-kicks everyone else in the music business in terms of talent... and i'm digging the full figure. fuck y'all

I really have to disagree with the chest hair. Alicia has no hair on her forearms, upper arms, armpits shoulders, chin or even on her knuckles. If she were really that hairy, in those beach pics, she would have a "trail to glory". That has to be 'shopped.

okay.. clearly the chest hair is a curly hair that has fallen out from her head.. and not growing freely on her chest..

she may have a linebacker body.. but has a killer voice.

I couldn't be more surprised at the skin-color-contrast comments. The girl's half - that's just slow. I love my Alicia, but "good birthin' hips" is hilarious. She Is pretty solid. haha "big sasquatch booty".

That's probably why she's out running though. I think her weight fluctuates a lot. As for the chest hair, no comment.

Dude looks like a lady.

Alicia Keys is gorgeous. None of the men on this site could get somebody even half as cute as she is to look at them, much less go out with them!!!!

Sometimes I actually feel sorry for celebrities, because there's always papparazzi hanging around when they look their worst. This picture of Alicia Keys is a case in point. But who is that miserable looking lady trudging behind her? Her chaperone?

The miserable looking woman behind her is ...her mom. Alicia keys is mixed. She's the product of a black father and an Italian mother: that's why she looks so heavy in those pics. This combination of genes is Explosive: huge hips, fat arms, big sagging a%%, cellulite etc. No wonder she has to swim with her pants on. She's too ashamed to expose her junk.

How about that camel toe in the first pic? No panties. Nice.

What chest hair? Am I blind or am I in denial? That's her Mom with her; she's multiracial.

what is this 1966? i can't believe that people in on this message board found it impossible that alicia keys' mother is white! i guess these cluedarts never saw halle berry's mom either!

Alicia Keys visits Barbados and get cammeltoe

The chest hair looks photoshopped. Funny how only the lighter parts of her chest have hair. Also, as dolled up as she is in that photo, I'm sure her makeup artist made sure her chest had an even skin tone.

Not even a good photoshop job IMHO.

Ok, looking at these pictures....all I can think of is Lou Ferrigno running down the street in the old Incredible Hulk TV show....

She may think she's 100% black but that ass is 100% white. Flat and dumpy. What a terrible body she has. Isn't she a proactive endorser? Bad Skin Bad body. I'm gonna have to give her a 5 outta 10. That's because she has a cute face and even though she has an acne problem her skin is a beautiful tone. With some proactive and some serious workouts she could improve to an 8 easy.

Forget the chest hair! Doesn't Alicia do promos for Proactive. I SEE PIMPLES on her forehead. I was just about to order some of the stuff, too! DARN.

Hey hey... rotten Peaches, yanno, right? :)

Hey I'm almost fifty, she's perfect!

dhampir, you could not be more foolish.

A person with light skin and a person with dark skin can have a kid in-between. This doesn't even have to be black and white, it can be a dark Indian and a light Indian.

Anyhow, girl has a decent body, I don't know why people are being so ridiculous. I mean her ass isn't that great, and neither is her chest, and so on, but SHE LOOKS GOOD. I would hit that any day.

Who actually has the time to read ALL these comments and hound on people who don't know about Alicia Keys background. Its a comment board, you should be able to say whatever the hell ya wants too, weither its true or not.

She could have me any time, any place. And, as another said, she's got more talent in her pinky toe, than 99% of the other "artists" out there.

Yeah, she sorta looks like a linebacker, but that face is gorgeous. And she's got so much talent that I just can't make fun of the woman. She can sing, write her own music, play instruments. You've gotta admit the woman's a real musician, unlike these ass clowns like Jessica Simpson, Ashley Simpson, Britney Spears, etc.

cat--
If you knew anything about photoshop, you'd know that acheiving something as real looking as the Alicia Keys' Chest Hair picture is something that is practically impossible, and no human would spend the time to make that look as real as it does.

Now I forget, who is it that's supposed to be superficial here? LOL

Saw the pic. Don't think she has chest hair. It just looks to me like a few stray hairs fell on her chest from her do -'cause the ends look pretty frizzy.

Shes a lesbian. I've been telling my friends that for years.

You guys who think Alicia Keys is a lesbian suck. She is a beatiful woman who is very talented. You guy wish she was a man cause you guys are Queers!

I don't see any hair really, just looks spotty to me.

Alicia Keys' mom looks more like the sasquatch.

You people who idiotically follow this moron's post about the obviously doctored hair BS need to get a life. Are your daily lives so pathetically shallow that this even warrants any serious comment. Actually discussing it as fact! The Internet is a great place for information and the like;it also home to kooks and nutcases. Before you waste precious brain cells on this kind of slander on someone's life, take a look in the mirror and handle your own business.

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whats your worth, a diamond, or a heart felt hug, a mansion, or a marriage thats pure, a grammy or a soul being touched, your calling is clear, face 2 face is better thats unbreakable

What I want to know is, WHO IS THAT GREAT WHITE WHALE behind Alicia?? Alicia looks GREAT! I don't see any chest hair. I do feel sorry for her though, when those WHITE Genes from her mom starts to kick in. By 30, she'll look 50, and that ass will surely become soggy and flat like the average white person. DAMN! luckily, she benefitted most from her more melanin inclined dad, and got beautiful full lips, gorgeous hips,and BEAUTIFUL skin tone.