December 29, 2005
Britney Spears wants another kid
There are things the world needs more of - love, peace, masturbating penguins. One thing certainly not in that list is another Spears-Federline child. According to In Touch Weekly, however, Britney Spears is eager to give son Sean Preston a sibling — “the sooner the better.”
“Britney was advised to wait at least three months after her baby’s birth before trying to get pregnant again,” a friend said. “Now that that’s passed, she wants to try right away.” Spears is hoping for a girl this time around, and thinks another baby will help smooth out her relationship with Kevin Federline. “She is hoping another baby will strengthen her marriage to Kevin,” another friend said.
Ah yes, nothing like having another child in a desperate attempt to patch up a doomed relationship. That always works well. Another great idea would be for Britney to have sex with other men, take pictures, and post them on kevinlicksballs.com. Or she could wait until Kevin's asleep, cut off his testicles, and post pictures of them on kevinhasnoballs.com. He might not be happy about it, but he sure as hell wouldn't be tempted to cheat on her. Maybe.
Thanks to Treena for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by WaitWhat? on December 29, 2005 01:26 PM
For the love of God, noooo!! Tie her down and tie her tubes!
2. Posted by 1776er on December 29, 2005 01:27 PM
As I'm fairly sure their first kid will become the next Hitler or Hillary Clinton, I don't think a sibling is a good idea. You know...If you DON'T want Godzilla-esque destruction to reign down upon the earth.
3. Posted by Sheva on December 29, 2005 01:37 PM
God would not be so unmerciful as to replicate Hitlery upon us. That's why they are working on cloning. So she can be thrust upon us in all her wretched condescending self.
But there appears nothing, absolutely nothing to stop Britney from producing a whole new litter of white trash.
4. Posted by turtlecock on December 29, 2005 01:51 PM
Britney needs to have her insides scooped out and KFed needs to stop spreading his demon seed.
5. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 29, 2005 01:53 PM
Honey...if the first child didn't smooth out your marriage...the second one wont...Just ask Shar.
6. Posted by MortyFishbein on December 29, 2005 01:56 PM
It will never end. She couldn't wait until her career was well-established like Madonna to pop out a litter. Oh no. That would have been too professional and economically smart.
Say whatever you want about Madonna but I NEVER thought she was anywhere approaching hillbilly white trash. I was even willing to like Britney for her showmanship and finally stop hating her.
Then she goes and shoes us that you can take the girl out of the Louisana bayou backwoods but you can't take the Louisinan bayou backwoods out of the girl.
7. Posted by LCW on December 29, 2005 01:59 PM
When are women going to realize that babies do not work miracles, no matter how much money you have. One day a younger hotter girl will come along & he'll impregnate her and brit brit will be stuck with 12 kids because she thought that more would make her marriage stronger. He's trash and she needs to get a clue and get out while she still has a glimmer of hope for a future career.
8. Posted by derekd on December 29, 2005 02:07 PM
OINK!OINK! She's looks just like a pig in that pic. A pig holding a cig. GOD! I HOPE SHE GETS KNOCKED UP AGAIN! Is it wrong for me to wish the downfall of her career? I mean I don't wish physical illness just that they might actually have to get real jobs. Now thats a reality show. The opposite of beverley hill billys. Instead of hillybillys being dirt poor and striking it rich, the hillbillys start off rich and become dirt poor. AHHH the irony.
9. Posted by yensid on December 29, 2005 02:07 PM
Oh come on people! Who can blame her. History ALWAYS repeats itself. She has to get prenant again so that The Loser, aka K-Fed, can leave her while she is pregnant with her second spawn from him for some other idiot, insecure chic who can bank roll him for awhile.
10. Posted by tothemax on December 29, 2005 02:16 PM
I think this woman needs to be stoned. (With actual stones, not with weed.)
11. Posted by sugarplumbaby on December 29, 2005 02:18 PM
"WHAT THEY'LL DO WITH YOU, THEY'LL DO TO YOU"......... Britney needs to have a talk with Dr. Phil. Doc Phil....if you are reading this please give this girl a call.
12. Posted by APINK on December 29, 2005 02:59 PM
Britney, are you really that stupid?!!
13. Posted by Lynette Carrington on December 29, 2005 03:03 PM
Just when we all thought Brit couldn't do anything more stupid than what she already has....she comes up with the brilliant idea of putting herself in Shar Jackson's shoes. Some people should not be allowed to procreate! Why, God, why?!?!
14. Posted by Zed on December 29, 2005 03:10 PM
I've always thought "Ugh, Kevin Federline. Make him go away."
But take a good look at that photo of Britney. For a sec there, I felt a twinge of sympathy for K-Fed for having to live with a woman who let herself go so badly not only in pregnancy and on into the post-partum phase. She's looking pretty trashy. And sort of funny looking.
But then I remembered that the real downturn in her style and looks started when she began her association with K-Fed. Well, there you go. It's all his fault. So I'm back to hating him...
It's all good once again. What a relief. Ugh, Kevin Federline. Make him go away.
15. Posted by GutterStars on December 29, 2005 03:13 PM
I dunno. I think i understand why she is doing it. She probably wants to have 2 kids. And she wants them to be full brother/sister or brother/brother. So, the reason that she is saying that she wants to have another one sooner than later...is that she probably realizes that she is NOT going to stay with Kevin. She she better hurry up and get pregnant soon so she can ditch his white-trash ass!!
i am in no way defending Britney. i think she is the most disgusting trashy redneck! and i hate her more than most, but i understand why she is doing it!
16. Posted by hafaball on December 29, 2005 03:36 PM
Well, the first child came, and the world didn't end. So nothing says when the second comes the world won't end then.
I...don't even know what that means, but my point is...um...the more kids she has the more she won't sing? Yeah, I'll stick with that. And where is she getting this money from? I thought they were having money troubles, now they want another kid...though it's obvious kevin's single will be a chart topper for sure, so nevermind. And I think it is reccomended you wait at least a year or so, but what do I know...
17. Posted by Linnea on December 29, 2005 03:50 PM
I never though there would be a day where I would pity Britney Spears. Oh how wrong I was.
18. Posted by Jolima7 on December 29, 2005 03:59 PM
This bitch is pathetic. Justin Timberlake really did a number on her.
She will be known as the chick who had the hardest time recovering from a break up - she decides to find the first man who can dance almost like her ex, looks kind of like her ex, but NEEDS her sorry fat ass.
Then, when she realizes that marrying him won't make her feel better about Justin dumping her, she decides to have a baby.
THEN, she realizes that a baby is more effort to take care of than a fist sized dog, she decides to have another one to serve as a distraction for the first born.
She's fucked up.
19. Posted by Jolima7 on December 29, 2005 04:02 PM
By the way, HER CAREER WAS DONE AS OF 3 YEARS AGO.
Does anyone here honestly visualize going into a store and buying her next album?
20. Posted by LoneWolf on December 29, 2005 04:05 PM
Folks, look at it from her perspective. To her, her baby is the same kind of amusing fluff as those Chihuahuas that her ilk find to be so fashionable. With her stable of nannies, nurses, and assistants, why wouldn't she whelp a whole litter of mini-Brits-and-Feds? She'd still have time to smoke cigarettes, chew gum, and be seen in public looking fabulous. And by "fabulous" I mean "dressed worse than a homeless person who's rapidly moving into Anna Nichole Smith/Kirstie Alley-before-the weight-loss-territory".
21. Posted by wheresthejunk on December 29, 2005 04:44 PM
Does she actually spend time with Sean right now? I mean you always see her out, without her kid. I have a 7 month old, and he goes with me everywhere!
Maybe she just wants another kid so it and Sean can keep each other company. Just so her hoochie ass doesn't have to show them love.
22. Posted by BrendaPayne on December 29, 2005 06:04 PM
A second kid won't make anything worse for her. The only difference I see it making in her life is that she won't have to give as much money to Kevin in the split because she'll have two children to support.
23. Posted by Stephani Hagood on December 29, 2005 06:18 PM
That girl is one of the dumbest on the planet. Sane people know that you don't have children to make a relationship better. If anything, you leave a bad relationship for the sake of your kids.
If she does get pregnant again while the first one is still in diapers, and KFed is still spendin' her loot and smokin' the hooch, the fallout from that will eventually be a stage act for Ringling Bros!
24. Posted by fatgirl on December 29, 2005 06:47 PM
The Antichrist is coming, Brit. No need to make sure you spawn it.
25. Posted by LadySpankington on December 29, 2005 07:11 PM
Might as well get the baby a pack of cigarettes and trailer and get it over with.
What pisses me off, is that we all see how blatantly stupid she is, but all she needs to do is shed some pounds and whore herself on mtv and everyone will forget how crazy she is. I mean, look at Mariah...
26. Posted by tuesdayup on December 29, 2005 07:16 PM
HA! Darwin was wrong, the weak do survive...
27. Posted by lish520 on December 29, 2005 07:20 PM
Lady Spankington, you took the words out my mouth.
Someone should really call CPS before it's too late for them.
28. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on December 29, 2005 08:05 PM
This is just Britney's way of getting Kevin to leave. As soon as she is pregnant with their second kid, he will leave her for some Asian or Hispanic chick. Lucy Liu and Salma Hayak better be on guard. The KFed is coming for you.
29. Posted by HollyJ on December 29, 2005 08:32 PM
Typical ignorant redneck. Children ADD STRESS to a marriage; They certainly don't glue it back together. She should know this since she and her manwhore have been fighting nonstop since Preston arrived.
She's under the control of Progesterone. She's a non-thinking hormone zombie, and there's no way to stop her frow spewing a new urchin every year for the next 15 yrs of her natural fertility.
"Oops I did it again" ...and again and again and again...
30. Posted by nikki on December 29, 2005 08:45 PM
because i believe in karma, i predict that K-Fed will abandon Britney in the middle of her second pregnancy to go cavorting around the world as a back-up dancer for a young hip-hop star. and that will be the end of Briterline. and Bitney will end up fatter than Shar.
31. Posted by susiegrl on December 29, 2005 08:47 PM
She is absolutely the dumbest person on the face of this earth. That she really believes that the sperm donor honestly love$$$$$ her is just so....so....I cannot even think of a word for her that would describe how brain-dead she is.
32. Posted by Tania on December 29, 2005 09:24 PM
I'm with ~S.Starr~ on this one! (Comment #5). It's soooo true!
By the way - you know her mom's pissed!
33. Posted by yensid on December 29, 2005 09:35 PM
She had to have another baby to use in the manger scene next Christmas...you can't have an 18 month old playing Jesus...duh!
She spent too much money on that scene to let it go to waste.
34. Posted by Solaera on December 29, 2005 09:37 PM
Honestly. Britney and K-Fed are hands down two of the foulest looking celebs I have ever seen. I can't decide which of them sickens me more. Her, with her fat, saggy udders, ill-fitting clothes replete with food stains, greasy hair, and zitty un-washed face, or him with that stupid shit-eating-I'm-so-cool-you're-all-just-jealous grin that he always has plastered on his nasty, beyond ugly, rat-looking face. God.
Seriously, I think I can smell them from here. Just reading about them makes we want to bathe.
P.S. In the photo above Britney looks like she could use a shave.
35. Posted by jka on December 29, 2005 10:51 PM
I bet Britney's team (a/k/a Britney's mom) wishes they hadn't bullied her into annulling her marriage to that other guy she tied the knot with in Vegas. While being married to him wouldn't have made Britney any less trashy than she innately is, and the marriage would inevitably have failed sooner or later, it certainly wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad as this.
I can't decide whether I want Kevin to disappear and never be heard from again or to keep making an ass of himself so we can keep mocking his loser ass.
36. Posted by mrschickee on December 30, 2005 04:16 AM
Anyone else think she looks like a coked-up hooker in this pic?
37. Posted by kitkat on December 30, 2005 05:21 AM
This is too funny, being a backwoods ass redneck myself, most of us are just sitting around laughing as she falls flat on her ass. (At least she has some cushion). I guess she missed the farm animals of her youth, and felt that to raise a child in the appropriate environment, she had to place replicas in his room. I bet, when he's about four or five, he will walk into his room, and start yelling...."MOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DONKEY?!?!" I can only hope that she does like every other celeb on the planet and pays someone reasonably sane to raise the child, unless the jackass spends all of the money first. Which, in hindsight is more likley, and she'll end up on food stamps. If she keeps this up, the redneck association of america will offically confiscate her flamingoes.
38. Posted by father booze on December 30, 2005 09:40 AM
If Britney thinks having another kid will help their relationship...having like 30 kids sure will hurt.
39. Posted by dweebisis on January 1, 2006 09:19 AM
i'm just stunned how her morphology has dramatically changed. i mean wow.
40. Posted by CheekyChops on January 2, 2006 08:39 AM
They are the white trash version of Whitney and Bobby.
41. Posted by sammygirl on January 3, 2006 01:01 PM
Britney has shown the world that there is absolutely no correlation between being wealthy and having some semblance of intelligence or talent. Her young perky boobs and ass flaunting are what got her noticed in the first place. Now that she looks like Jabba the Hut's little sister, I can't imagine the money rolling in so much. And if she thinks another kid will resolve all her issues, I feel real sorry for the kid.
42. Posted by thatoneguy2 on January 8, 2006 01:53 AM
actually, having another kid may help their local economy in the long run. since britney and kfed are now officially washed up (as of britney getting a show on the second music channel vh1, copying nick simpson and jessica), having two future cokehead kids probably will make some lucky drug dealer very happy.