December 28, 2005
Amanda Bynes doesn't care
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December 28, 2005Amanda Bynes doesn't carePrevious Entries» Paris Hilton gets served» Kevin Federline's website is real » Brad Pitt photographed nude, now sue crazy » Tori Spelling is engaged » Oprah Winfrey is a bird murderer |
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Comments
1. Posted by MortyFishbein on December 28, 2005 01:59 PM
You think Amanda Bynes is attractive? She looks like a 12 year-old girl who hasn't lost her baby fat. It's like Britney from "The Chippettes" has come to life.
Or is this the R. Kelly definition of women's attractiveness?
2. Posted by vengeanceangel on December 28, 2005 02:08 PM
Isn't this the second young celeb that's been caught doing this in a short amount of time? They probably just know that they can easily pay off any ticket that they may get. Skanks...
3. Posted by rocketscience on December 28, 2005 02:09 PM
right on Morty...this chick is fuglytooskinny. who the hell is she? some WB/UPN/PAX(WHAT THE HELL IS PAX ANYWAY?)semi star? she may be young and rich, but thats it.
4. Posted by Shauna on December 28, 2005 02:13 PM
This looks like the handicapped sign was added after the picture was taken. Kirsten Dunst parking in a handicapped spot was funny but I'd hate to see this site turn into pictures of every celebrity getting into their bentleys and someone using photoshop to make fake parking signs. Although if you happen to find one of Jessica Alba you should post that because she's my handicapped brother's favorite actress and I forgot to get him a Christmas present.
5. Posted by Lush on December 28, 2005 02:16 PM
She can afford to park in handicap spots but she can't afford a little bit of fashion sense? I mean really Amanda, send a chimp to Walmart and you'd have a more attractive outfit.
6. Posted by TorontoGirl on December 28, 2005 02:32 PM
I love this: "They probably just know that they can easily pay off any ticket that they may get. Skanks..."
What, pray tell, does being an ignorant, spoiled little star have to do with automatically being a skank? I smell.. oh, that's right, jealousy.
What this says to me is that she's lazy. So big whoop.
7. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 28, 2005 02:36 PM
I am with Shauna on this one... It does look like the handicapped sign was added after the picture was taken.
Besides...who cares that she parked in a handicapped parking space...we all do it sometimes. Hell...I do it when I am in a hurry.
8. Posted by MadelBlue on December 28, 2005 02:40 PM
Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 28, 2005 02:36 PM
Besides...who cares that she parked in a handicapped parking space...we all do it sometimes. Hell...I do it when I am in a hurry.
Um... HANDICAPPED people care you assclown. They care when some lazy bimbo parks in the handicapped spot and they can't go into the place because there is no parking spot.
9. Posted by funkygoldmedallions on December 28, 2005 02:51 PM
I think its totally appropriate for her to park in the handicapped space because that outfit is RETARDED!
10. Posted by Sheva on December 28, 2005 02:53 PM
I thought that extreme politeness was the expected norm in the politically correct controlled area of liberal-leftists in Toronto?
If someone says she is a skank, I'm under no obligation to judge otherwise.
Now who is this selfish little twit of a horrid girl anyway?
Obviously she has just joined the Kirsten Dunst club.
11. Posted by hanako chan on December 28, 2005 03:57 PM
all of you peeople talking shit about amanda bynes are losers [for lack of care to find a better term..] yes, amdana bynes is attractive.. more attractive than the one comparing her to brittany from the chipettes, i'm sure.. and talented [esp. when compared to the rest of her teeny-bopper colleagues..]
that's what i get for subcribing to celeb gossip in the least! when i read the headline in my google, i thought perhaps, "Amanda Bynes doesn't care" about something important.. i couldn't have been farther off.. save your shrewd commentary for and actual story, my goodness!
12. Posted by derekd on December 28, 2005 04:00 PM
I liked this story the first time I saw it a whole 3 days ago. A different girl you say? For an offense as minor as this, it doesn't really matter. Superficial, is there an editor in the house??
13. Posted by HeeHaw on December 28, 2005 04:46 PM
sigh.
Another lame story.
Come on Superficial, you can do better! Give us something funny!
Boo the Superficial! Boo!
14. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 28, 2005 05:13 PM
2 handicapped parking cunts this year.
First sunken tits now this retard.
15. Posted by VanillaSalTyBaLLs on December 28, 2005 05:14 PM
Since nobody's posted it yet.... I guess I will.... I'd hit it!!!
16. Posted by drowningfool on December 28, 2005 05:15 PM
Who cares if a handicapped person has to walk a couple extra yards? Gimme a break, how many handouts do these people want? Why don't we just roll out a red carpet for them whenever they go grocery shopping. I salute Amanda Bynes for her efforts.
17. Posted by Manderoni on December 28, 2005 05:23 PM
HAHAHA - I think it's even funnier that "hanako chan" was actually googling for Amanda Bynes - HA, that's funny shit!!!
"that's what i get for subcribing to celeb gossip in the least! when i read the headline in my google, i thought perhaps, "Amanda Bynes doesn't care" about something important.. i couldn't have been farther off.. save your shrewd commentary for and actual story, my goodness!"
...my goodness, indeed!
18. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 28, 2005 05:35 PM
MadelBlue:
THIS "ASSCLOWN" PARKS IN HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOTS WHEN I AM IN A HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THE MIDDLE FINGER TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. Posted by HollyJ on December 28, 2005 05:37 PM
WTF is she wearing? And why is her skirt on sideways?
Besides being a skank with no respect for the law and no empathy for the disabled, she apparently can't even dress herself.
20. Posted by Toothy Tile on December 28, 2005 05:47 PM
Aren't handicapped spaces supposed to be lined in blue as well? Looks like a Photoshop job.
21. Posted by MortyFishbein on December 28, 2005 06:06 PM
To HANAKO CHAN (11): first, I want to agree with Manderoni. Why the fuck are you Googling 'Amanda Bynes?' Are you her biggest fan or just really into kiddie porn? Second, bitch, I am actually AM attractive AND smart enough to recognize that Amanda Bynes is too--in that pre-pubscent, Mary Kate & Ashley sense. I like women who look like women.
This girl looks like my little sister's 8th grade cheerleading squad captain--no joke. When I was younger, I watched her Nickalodeon and laughed because she was genuinely funny. She wasn't a sex symbol then and definitely isn't one now, cow.
22. Posted by Ken on December 28, 2005 07:59 PM
Who said Hanako was Googling "Amanda Bynes"?
"that's what i get for subcribing to celeb gossip in the least! when i read the headline in my google"--indicates to me that Hanako probably subscribes to The Superficial RSS feed and uses the Google personalized homepage.
23. Posted by insertusernamehere on December 28, 2005 08:28 PM
definitely photoshopped. she might be a twig, but twigs still cast shadows. there isn't one under her here on a clearly sunny day.
24. Posted by Tha-Flash on December 28, 2005 09:34 PM
It doesn't look sunny to me.
So what if she parked in a 'tard space. I thought they didn't like people treating them differently.
I know a disabled guy who gets payed... and wil l do for the rest of his life... he's allowed to do fuck all because he's disabled. It's screwed up.
25. Posted by Doobieous on December 28, 2005 11:48 PM
Ass-starr wrote:
"Besides...who cares that she parked in a handicapped parking space...we all do it sometimes. Hell...I do it when I am in a hurry."
Speak for yourself.
That's what makes you an asshead, and a target for keys to accidentally scrape hard along the side of your car.
LOL that's great, because you're too lazy to find another spot, you take the spot from someone who might actually need it.
Keep on keeping on with your assheadery! I salute you!
26. Posted by Tania on December 29, 2005 01:36 AM
Who the hell does she think she is? Just because she's in some lame-ass about-to-be-cancelled tv show that airs on Friday night when people don't even watch tv, co-starring the non horse faced blonde chick from 9021-something doesn't make her better than handicapped people.
27. Posted by BrendaPayne on December 29, 2005 11:56 AM
Good call on Brittany from The Chipettes. She looks slightly more normal sized now than the stick figure body she used to have, so she can probably spare the few calories it would have cost her to walk to the back of the lot.
28. Posted by Awakened Yeti on December 29, 2005 12:48 PM
can someone tell me why her shoes are reflecting the paint from the handicapped sign?
i dont remember my chucks being that reflective.
29. Posted by Reesa23 on December 29, 2005 12:49 PM
Anyone that is that self absorbed makes me sick. Get some morals. You have the use of your two legs, I bet some handicapt people wish they did. The least I can give them is a parking spot.
30. Posted by voodoochild on December 29, 2005 03:45 PM
Call 911, someone stole her ass AND her melanin.
31. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 29, 2005 05:56 PM
Doobieous:
Once again I will say it...I PARK IN HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOTS WHEN I AM IN A HURRY!!!!!!!! I AM FUCKING LAZY SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!! I COULD GIVE A SHIT IF A HANDICAPPED PERSON HAS TO WALK...I MEAN ROLL.. 1 EXTRA SPACE b/c I WAS LAZY!!!! FUCK IT...I AM HONEST!
oh and by the way..."asshead"...very grown up talk...I applaud you for your maturity!
32. Posted by Taximom on December 29, 2005 06:31 PM
Who is Amanda Bynes?
33. Posted by diddleysquat on December 29, 2005 10:23 PM
Amanda is SERIOUSLY hot. Too skinny? no way. Those long skinny legs would look great wrapped around my(edited for content) and furthermore she seems pretty cool.....
34. Posted by Vanya on December 30, 2005 02:54 AM
Photoshop or not, it's a really asshole-ish thing to do. I don't care if you're in a hurry. That spot is reserved for a reason.
35. Posted by BeefJerky on December 30, 2005 05:44 AM
~S. Starr~
People wouldn't keep harrassing you if you'd quit bragging about your selfish, inconsiderate, lazy habits. If you're going to brag about them, be prepared to take the resulting condemnation, and learn to accept that fact that it is YOUR OWN FAULT, and well deserved.
Also, to clear up something, a handicapped spot is not only there to save them travel from the car to the building, it is also there for an even more important reason. It has extra space so they can actually get out of their car and into their wheelchair. They need extra space that your sorry, able-bodied ass doesn't. So, if some lazy, pathetic person takes the handicapped spots, they have to find a space without other cars around, and I bet that's going to be more than just a "1 EXTRA SPACE" as you so eloquently put it. If it really is only "1 EXTRA SPACE," then you're not just lazy, you're abhorrent, pitiful and utterly lethargic. I suggest you start parking at the far end of the parking lot, as the excersise will do you some good.
36. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 30, 2005 11:47 AM
BeefJerky:
Exercise can do EVERYONE some good...which is why I do it 4 times a week. As for me being abhorrent, pitiful and utterly lethargic...mmmm, nope. And if the exercise comment was a lame reference to calling me overweight...then mmmm, nope, wrong again...nice try though!
37. Posted by BeefJerky on December 30, 2005 08:37 PM
~S.Starr~
Since I have no idea what you look like, I make no judgement as to your weight or size. But, based your comments, you still are lazy if you can't find the time and energy to find a non-handicapped spot. Should you ever decide to get a clue, and stop stealing the handicapped parking spaces from those who NEED and DESERVE them, I will personally retract the "abhorrent, pitiful and utterly lethargic" comment, but until such time, the comment stands.
38. Posted by Regurgitating Gordon Wood on December 31, 2005 03:20 PM
you are garbage and I feel sorry for you. that is sad, really. Even sadder is that you brag about it. Good job to you!!! Make a handicap person walk more b/c they need the exercise, yea!!!
Must have been the way you were brought up.
{shaking head}
39. Posted by Bo_Smith on December 31, 2005 06:59 PM
Isn't there anything better to make a story out of? Is she still famous? Is she even a celebrity?
40. Posted by hermanita on January 3, 2006 12:29 PM
Some people are really funny. They say "oh she's too fat" or "oh she's too skinny" for just about every girl. Uhm...are you sure you're into women? Maybe you're gay...or if you're woman plz calm down. Just because you don't fit in one seat or 5 in the bus doesn't mean you're normal, and everyone else skinny. It's kind of the other way around.
Seriously, you see women like this everyday. It's a normal weight for a woman.
41. Posted by hermanita on January 3, 2006 12:30 PM
Oh shoot I forgot that I live in Europe not in America. -_- Sorry.
42. Posted by annily81 on January 4, 2006 03:58 PM
This photo is from when Amanda Bynes was on Punked. Ashton Kutcher moved her car while she was shopping and painted in the sign. She didn't really park in a handicapped spot.
43. Posted by BeefJerky on January 4, 2006 09:48 PM
annily81:
Amanda has not been on any aired episode of Punk'd (notice the correct spelling). Either you're part of the crew, saw an episode no one else on the face of the earth saw, or you're just trying to blindly defend her. If you're going to use that defense, then make sure she really was on the show.
44. Posted by thatoneguy2 on January 8, 2006 02:40 AM
"Or is this the R. Kelly definition of women's attractiveness?"
to each his own, mr. fishbein... just dont start peeing on her
45. Posted by hanako chan on January 12, 2006 01:45 AM
acutally, i wasn't googling for amanda bines, it was in "the superficial" section that i added to my personalized google page [just to add content..] i wasn't even familiar w/ the site..
46. Posted by hanako chan on January 12, 2006 01:46 AM
you think you're clever, but you need to find a new hobby..
47. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 8, 2006 05:21 PM
OK, Amanda Bynes....NOT HOT. Very Cute at best, but so are shetland ponies. Actually she reminds me of a young horse, all legs and knees. HOT would imply sexual and womanly and full of passion and she is none of those things. She is very cute, and has a pretty face, but HOT, I think not. Oh, and I hate when chicks wear denim skirts and don't notice when the back pockets travel to the side. Fix yourself, dammit!