December 26, 2005

Eva and Tony flip out during traffic stop

eva_tony_cr.jpgEva and her baller boyfriend Tony Parker were cited by a police officer in San Antonio on Christmas Eve because the two were stopped on the road, impeding traffic. I can only assume the cop rolled up on the tail end of an x-rated public display of affection involving a drunken Eva and a snorkel. What else would explain this response?

The incident happened about 12:45 a.m. Saturday. After seeing a car stopped, a bicycle officer said it was impeding traffic. When the car didn't move, the officer rapped the hood with the palm of his hand, according to a police report.

Parker, who was behind the wheel, questioned why the officer touched the car, and the couple "began screaming in a verbally abusive and demeaning manner," police said. Longoria called the police report "highly inaccurate."

Police say Parker then began to drive away, almost hitting a man standing nearby. After being told to stop and get out, Parker showed a French driver's licence, police said.

The officer who wrote the citations said Parker complained: "This is all the cops do, just mess with people," and that Longoria shouted from the car: "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph."

Eva denies it all, just like she denies sending me soiled panties in the mail every other Wednesday. I'm just wondering why she didn't invite the cop to join in on their escapade, being a whore and all.

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It's so sad how unnecesary her existence is...


Surely you don't expect the rich, famous, and hot to follow the rules and to be nice to regular people! I mean, after Eva finishes a morning of crapping gold bars, the last thing she wants to do is treat a lowly public servant with respect.

It amuses me when these B level celebrities get all uppity. Langoria is hot but hardly what I'd consider even a minor talent.

She should be kind. Desperate Housewives will be cancelled soon, she'll get a few roles in some really crappy movies, then no roles in any movies. Then, she'll pop back up on some retarded sitcom which will be cancelled after the first season. 5 years out and no one is going to give a rat's ass about old Eva Longoria.

Just a Mexican bike cop, God.

Yeah, I can already see Ms. Longoria getting up from the toilet, turning around and then leaning in to say, "Yeah, see, that's what I thought. My shit DOESN'T stink."

She will become the Farrah Fawcett of the sitcom universe soon enough. Or, if there's a God, she'll be come the Anna Nicole Smith as well.

I think thats dead on Solaera

I'm going to agree with Solaera, too. What I can't believe is that she expects people to believe that she did NOT say that rude comment.

And I remember her from her soap opera days. She wasn't very good.

1. She was on vacation
2. She's not a whore, she only plays that on DH

An interesting combo - a racist Italian pedophile midget.

I live in San Antonio and if they ever got in any real trouble I'm sure there would be plenty of people outside the courthouse with doves. People here love them both. Gag.

Does anyone even watch DH anymore?

I see it didn't affect his gameplay Sunday either against Detroit.

Oh wait, yes it did. At least she was still courtside all smiles still.

...and flashed the ring when the crowd booed her.

Linnea:

I don't know what San Antonio you live in, but it's all I've heard about all day. It was on the news this morning. I even had HEB cashiers ask me my opinion on it. I had lunch in Alamo Heights and it was all everyone was talking about. I don't know anyone in this damned city who likes her--him, yes because they take their Spurs far too seriously, but her...looks like she could be on the verge of a lot of people around here hating her.

The events should have gone like this car video:
http://allowe.cillix.nl/Humor/video/Fiat,Don'tTouchMyCar.wmv

To give credit I found this story/link at http://theobsessivemessenger.com first.

A few points : 1) the last time I flipped out during a traffic stop - it didn't pay off.
b) if San Antonio is fascinated by this couple the town should get out more. Maybe visit Lubbock - or something.
III) Eva - bikes are ok. Ask Lance. If the guy Mexican guy was on Trike - it's worthy of a dizz..

(the terrorists put in an extra 'guy')

Eva has been hanging around white people for too long -- now she is starting to believe that she is one of them. i guess it's all those hair commercials that have her confused, her suddenly being a redhead and all. what a douche bag.

Isn't that stuck up bitch MEXICAN herself?... she sure looks like it, and has a MEXICAN name, and PLAYS A MEXICAN on TV, and is MARRIED to a MEXICAN on tv... what a unedducated bimbo... I hope she gets hit in the head with a basketball at one of those games... that would be so funny I would finnally be happy.

I HATE TO SAY THIS... but Terry Hatcher is more talented than her... that says a lot right there...

She better ride this out as long as possible.

I've seen better looking latinas at the local highschool.

Disclaimer: Yes I drive around highschools, naked.

ok Tony Parker is not regular black, he is French black- I get it!!!

Lilmissy: "1. She was on vacation"

And that makes it okay to verbally abuse public servants, does it? I'll have to remember that next time I'm on vacation.

Well, the results are in and it's official -- Eva Longoria is Mexico's Paris Hilton -- a useless, self-centered, spoiled brat. I hope and pray that the the day shall soon come when Tony Parker dumps her "Mexican Ass". FYI: YOU HAVE NO TALENT, SO RIDE OUT WHAT YOUR LUCKY STARS GAVE YOU AND PLAY NICE!!!

Eva is playing herself on Desperate Househo's. She even said she likes the idea of banging high school kids.

(Apparently she's wait until they graduate and tend to summer lawns.)

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

She denies saying it, and she is Mexican herself, so it doesn't seem likely.

Well, it seems there are racist pots calling kettles "Mexicans" here. Eva is American she wasn't born in Mexico and she's far from Paris Hilton. Mexican isn't a derogatory term people.

Of course 'Mexican' is not a derogatory term. But put 'Just' in front of 'a Mexican' and the phrase becomes belittling or dismissive at best.

Example: Ray Charles was just a black man. or Hillary Clinton is just a woman.

My friend works at one of those celebrity magazines, and she says ever since DH started and Eva got big, a famous stylist consistently refused to work with her, shuddering and saying "No, not the mexican!"

Whether what my friend heard is true or not I can't say, but it's a funny anecdote considering this happening b/w Eva and the "mexican bike cop."

Whatever she's JUST a stupid soap star. Maybe she was calling him mexican like Afro Americans can call each other Nigga's ? (notice the sarcasm please)

hrm. my friends ex bf is from corpus christi where eva is from, and she's has a pretty interesting reputation there...aka she was a mondo slut and quite the bitch. i'm just not an eva fan to begin with, but after that i just disliked her even more.

If she really said that then I have a simple message for her: DIE CUNT DIE!!!!
If she didn't then carry on.

Did anyone else ever think that the Parker-Longoria thing was fabricated a la Tom and Katie?? Or if not fabricated, highly encouraged by the people at ABC. See, Parker plays for the Spurs, one of the best teams in the NBA. ABC has almost exclusive rights to televise NBA games, the deal they signed with the NBA was enormous, so enormous that in a way Parker's check is being paid by ABC. The "mexican's" show is on ABC, so we know they are CTC. I could be wrong, but everytime I watch an NBA game it seems they are cutting to her and talking about DH.

Miss Eva is a getting a little ahead of herself. You can't start shouting racial slurs and berating actual contributing citizens until your as big as, say, Jessica Alba. Jessica's already done like 2 bad movies and has had her first nip slip, she's earned that right. How many movies has Eva made? How many Mexican nip slips have we seen? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Calling out to all police officers nationwide: Please please PLEASE make it a point to pull these schmucks over at every opportunity. They should suffer for this. Damn, I mean how stupid and self-righteous can you get??

The police report couldn't have been half as innacurate as the claim that Eva deserves to live, although it's pretty evident that only someone like her stupid boyfriend(s) would make that claim.

Who the hell is Tony Parker? Oh, and I've NEVER seen Desperate Housewives. Anything that even remotely resembles Melrose or 90210 or any stupid shit like that, does not get played in my house. Family Guy RULES!!

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