December 23, 2005
Hilary Duff scratches her ass

And then sniffs her fingers. Because that's what celebrities do. They scratch their ass and sniff their fingers. Like monkeys they are.
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Comments
1. Posted by suzy on December 23, 2005 01:22 PM
she's so thin... tsk tsk tsk... her bag is larger than she is
2. Posted by HeeHaw on December 23, 2005 01:36 PM
Yeah...........except she scratched her ass with her LEFT hand and was sniffing her RIGHT hand. If that's even what she was doing with her right hand. Almost looks to me like she was putting on lip gloss.
3. Posted by FIVE0 on December 23, 2005 02:01 PM
Well, I've heard that ass-cheese is good for the lips.....
4. Posted by HeeHaw on December 23, 2005 02:18 PM
Left hand.......right hand....... left....... right........
left.............
right............
5. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 23, 2005 02:31 PM
Come on... she is putting on lip gloss. Sorry Mr Superficial writer guy...normally you are verry witty...but this one was a bit forced.
Given she still is really skinny...but she looks as though she has gained a little bit of weight back...she actually has an ass now. KEEP GAINING HILARY!!!
6. Posted by drowningfool on December 23, 2005 02:44 PM
Everyone scratches it and sniffs it every now and then...it makes you feel alive.
7. Posted by Meh Toole on December 23, 2005 03:03 PM
Hehehehe. Made me giggle, anyway.
8. Posted by Leslie on December 23, 2005 03:56 PM
I really hate Hillary Duff, but I think she's gorgeous. I love her size right now, it's perfect.
But I also definitely thought those were photos of Mary Kate Olsen at first glance... Tsk tsk, time for a hair color switch me thinks.
9. Posted by Bob Denver on December 23, 2005 04:12 PM
I could have sworn that was Lindsay Lohan myself at first, Leslie.
10. Posted by Buster Hyman on December 23, 2005 04:56 PM
Ass cheese is good; ear wax is better....
11. Posted by Liz on December 23, 2005 05:00 PM
Yep, when your thighs are the same circumference as your neck, you're a "perfect" size.
12. Posted by PKClover on December 23, 2005 07:24 PM
You are all idiots. She is scratching her ass, then the other picture is of her other hand. She is probably applying lip balm.It's not the same hand! But of course it's funnier to think of her sniffing her fingers and make up stories to write about.
13. Posted by nikki on December 23, 2005 08:24 PM
she was soooooo much more attractive with some fat on her body. she looks downright ugly now. i can't see Esquire asking her back anytime soon.
14. Posted by .shiny. on December 23, 2005 11:31 PM
nikki's soo right..duff looked better when she was thicker..same goes for lohan..when will these white girls learn?!?
15. Posted by BadGoat on December 23, 2005 11:56 PM
She's applying lig balm you dumb-asses.
16. Posted by BadGoat on December 23, 2005 11:57 PM
Or maybe it's lip balm? Signed, Dumb Ass #1
17. Posted by dhampir on December 24, 2005 01:20 AM
She definately looked better at her natural weight. But I truely, TRUELY dont care! Hey, I mean, why should I let my life-ruining envy of celeb hotness get in the way of my not-caring? Right boys? Right.
18. Posted by HelpingOutTheMorons on December 24, 2005 11:00 AM
She's pretending to shiff her butt, but is really pissed because she realizes that Joel just took off with her blow. That bitch!
19. Posted by MattyBones on December 24, 2005 02:59 PM
Hillary Duff is one of my favorite singers and actresses, and I don't think that she deserves to be rediculed. Some of you think that she is too thin, and I have to say, I feel the opposite. What is wrong with someone who is conscious of their weight being a role model for our young girls? In this country of incredible obesity, it is about time that the Duffs, the Olsens and the Moss's stepped up to battle American ugliness.
20. Posted by andrewthezeppo on December 24, 2005 04:02 PM
gosh, she's really really weird looking. I mean she used to be weird looking when she was chubby with no neck and insane looking blond hair (remember when she used to just curl pieces on top and leave the rest straight?) But now she just looks sickly, like something you pull out of a drain.
21. Posted by Jewbacca on December 24, 2005 10:57 PM
NO, SHE WAS CHECKING TO SEE IF HER ASS WAS DAMP, I FILLED HER UP RIGHT BEFORE THIS PIC AND SHE DIDNT HAVE TIME TO FART OUT MY MAN GOO BEFORE HAVING TO GO BLOW JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
22. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on December 25, 2005 02:22 PM
I think she needs to wash her hair every now and then... even I don't go out looking like that.
She looks like she's in 5th grade... she did look better fatter, but she's still ugly in my book.
23. Posted by fattydp on December 26, 2005 02:23 PM
smells like sperm.
24. Posted by Janel on December 26, 2005 10:31 PM
Umm.. this is cute and all.. but she isn't even using the same hand. Whoever came up with this obviously didn't think it through. If you look at the picture, she's "scratching her butt" with her left hand and "sniffing her finger" with her right. Not that I'm a Hilary Duff advocate or anything, but this isn't even remotely amusing. This site is far too clever for this half-assed attempt to make fun of Hilary Duff. If you're that desperate for celebrity mishaps just bring up her horse teeth.
25. Posted by Janel on December 26, 2005 10:34 PM
Umm.. this is cute and all.. but she's not even using the same hand. Whoever came up with this obviously didn't think things through. If you look at the picture, she's "scratching her butt" with her left hand and "sniffing her finger" with her right. Not that I'm a Hilary Duff advocate or anything, but this isn't even remotely amusing. This site is far too clever for this half-assed attempt to make fun of Hilary Duff. If you're that desperate for celebrity gossip just bring up her horse teeth.
26. Posted by J-Bo on December 27, 2005 09:41 AM
Dont dissect the pic...she's sniffing her pooh stained fingers. Period! When i get caught doing it ..theres no letting up.
Perhaps she was cramming with that hand.
27. Posted by SexualSuspect on December 27, 2005 08:16 PM
You PPL are soooooooooooo STUPID!!
Who cares if she is NOT really sniffing her bony sorry ass?
The point is that she's a DOUCHE BAG!
and if she needs to be in the news it should be for being a stupid anorexic skeletor Jailbait!!
So stop defending her
you ppl SUCK
28. Posted by APINK on December 28, 2005 01:26 PM
I don't know what's funnier the pictures, or those of you commenting about her weight and how she's gaining it. Come on, she looks like she has the body of a 12 year old boy.
29. Posted by MattyBones on December 28, 2005 07:01 PM
12 year olds, boys or girls, are still too old. Even when you slick their hair back.
30. Posted by tennisgrl00365 on January 4, 2006 05:00 PM
i think hillary duff is sooooo wierd
31. Posted by tennisgrl00365 on January 4, 2006 05:01 PM
i think she wants to be a lindsay lohan wanna be
32. Posted by tennisgrl00365 on January 4, 2006 05:02 PM
and have u heard her cd
she stinks
lindsay lohan
rules
hilary is ugly,stupid and mean
33. Posted by Vuven on January 14, 2006 06:52 PM
Maybe she was just pulling her top down. After all, celebrities are so wrong-done nowadays. When they're thin, people say they're anorexic. When they're a bit chubbier, the media starts picking at them for being pudgy. When people get heavy, people criticise them for being fat. There's no escape for celebrities, so why don't we just let them alone? I prefer Duff to Lohan and the Olsens, but that doesn't mean I worship her. I'm just trying to stick up for people who get criticised all the time. If someone keeps on saying you're fat it's degrading, isn't it? So why should we say it about other people? And she probably is putting on lipgloss. And its the wrong hand. And even if she was scratching her butt and sniffing her hand, you do that too sometimes, right?
34. Posted by overrated on April 17, 2006 11:19 PM
she's really skinny!!! and she really sucks!
35. Posted by overrated on April 17, 2006 11:19 PM
she's really skinny!!! and she really sucks!
36. Posted by overrated on April 17, 2006 11:19 PM
she's really skinny!!! and she really sucks!
37. Posted by overrated on April 17, 2006 11:19 PM
she's really skinny!!! and she really sucks!