December 22, 2005
Brooke Hogan is tan

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December 22, 2005Brooke Hogan is tan![]() Previous Entries» Scarlett Johansson Questions Monogamy» Renee Zellweger is single » David Letterman harasses the mentally insane » Kathy Griffin fired from E! » Britney can't take K-Fed anywhere |
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Comments
1. Posted by ElFurbe on December 22, 2005 10:07 AM
Honestly. Who decided that the George Hamilton look was the new look of tanning? Blah blah blah skin cancer, whatever. You want a tan? It comes with skin cancer. End of story. Cause that orange stuff? Not a tan. It's a bad paint job. Maaco could put a better coat of orange on you. And they'd clear coat it and give you a warranty. Try to get THAT from your mystic tan man.
2. Posted by sedation on December 22, 2005 10:12 AM
i heard somewhere that she is only 17, but she looks like a Golden Girl with too much plastic surgery. No offense to Sofia, Dorothy, Rose and Blanche.
3. Posted by Binky on December 22, 2005 10:54 AM
I don't follow the show, but apparently the guy in the shades is the new champ - the 'Blind Assassin' or something. It looks the steriods ban is hitting the WWE pretty hard and it's going through a lot of retooling. But after taking a look at Brooke - it's time they 'roid tested the ladies circuit as well.
4. Posted by Ryan Smith on December 22, 2005 11:35 AM
I think she's hot....
5. Posted by MortyFishbein on December 22, 2005 11:42 AM
What the fuck is this dude above me talking about? She's got a white face and an orange body.
When was looking like a Mushroom from Super Mario Brothers a "hot" look?
6. Posted by Tha-Flash on December 22, 2005 12:07 PM
What the fuck is this dude above me talking about? She doesn't even look like a mushroom, I'd love to know what mushrooms you're eating.
The guy next to her looks like a right NOOB!
7. Posted by Smackage on December 22, 2005 12:09 PM
hmm....she kinda looks like a more manly, less diseased paris hilton
8. Posted by Master Shake on December 22, 2005 12:10 PM
I don't like the look of it. Doompa-dee-doo.
9. Posted by MissMarie on December 22, 2005 12:15 PM
The guy next to her is her brother, it looks like she got all of Hulk's genes.
The muscles and the penis.
10. Posted by xd on December 22, 2005 12:43 PM
The whole family (mom, daughter and dad): http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/4102627511078.jpg
11. Posted by xd on December 22, 2005 12:49 PM
I love her outfit here, I have no idea who the guy next to her is:
http://soslouisville.com/images/archived/jeff_brookeHOGAN.jpg
12. Posted by xd on December 22, 2005 12:51 PM
I think she slightly looks like Ashlee Simpson: http://www.coopphoto.com/users/JamesCooper942/images/JamesCooper94230150.jpg
13. Posted by suzy on December 22, 2005 01:18 PM
she's tall like her dad, but she looks like her mother.. and yea she's like 18 years old now.. and her brother is 16 i think
14. Posted by Regurgitating Gordon Wood on December 22, 2005 01:28 PM
since when did she start dating nick carter and why did his head gain so much weight?
15. Posted by JerseyGirl on December 22, 2005 01:39 PM
The Hulk is like Joe Simpson - they both like to pimp out their daughters.
16. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 22, 2005 02:07 PM
Now this is a celebutante that serves NO PURPOSE. Nonewhatsoever, aside from riding daddy's coattails via his last name.
I'm going to go hide now. She's bigger than I am and will probably shove a size 12 clear stripper heel up my ass....
17. Posted by ki on December 22, 2005 02:14 PM
Yeesh. And I thought Sarah Jessica Parker and Ashlee Simpson set the bar for mannish unattractiveness. This lantern-jawed bitch just threw down and showed Parker and Simpson who's who in the Overtan Tranny Department.
18. Posted by ThatsHot on December 22, 2005 02:26 PM
Jumpin' Jehosepaht! That bitch is positivly radioactive. Shield your eyes everyone!Avert your gazes! JUST LOOK AWAY! Have any of you seen the show Hogan Knows Best? It's sooo sad! That girl needs her ass beat. Throughout the whole show, she parades around like she's so sweet and wholesome, but behind her parent's backs she's total skank. The whole family's fuckin deluded. Fortunaly, the brother is the only one who hasn't beaten into submission and thrown into a tanning booth. What he doesn't know is the rest of the fam is plotting on how to get him down to Mystic Tan as we speak......
19. Posted by reeeeka on December 22, 2005 02:33 PM
i swore that was nick what's his face from the backstreet boys *laughs really hard*
i hate when celebs do the fake tan...it looks STUPID. Orange isn't a tan colour...sorry people.
20. Posted by quibbles_quaint on December 22, 2005 02:50 PM
That guy looks like the chubby Backstreet Boy to me. What's his name? You know, the one that dated Paris Hilton.
21. Posted by quibbles_quaint on December 22, 2005 02:50 PM
That guy looks like the chubby Backstreet Boy to me. What's his name? You know, the one that dated Paris Hilton.
22. Posted by Leslie on December 22, 2005 02:51 PM
Wow... she is excessively unattractive.
And that smirk on her face is VERY irritating.
23. Posted by Jewbacca on December 22, 2005 03:06 PM
I WOULDN'T KICK HER OUT OF BED BY NO MEANS. I'D TEACH HER THE MEANING OF THROAT LOVE.
24. Posted by Mary45 on December 22, 2005 03:07 PM
Too much make-up, too much mystic (or whatever). Thanks for the other links. The whole damn family is frightening!
25. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 22, 2005 03:16 PM
Except for the fake orange tan...I think she is absolutely beautiful. She has gorgeous eyes. And she has a voluptuous figure...not like all of the anorexic stic figures in the industry right now.
26. Posted by supertwink on December 22, 2005 03:18 PM
Excessively unattractive? Come on people. Excessively tan, yes, but unattractive, no. Someone is excessively exaggerating.
27. Posted by JerseyGirl on December 22, 2005 03:33 PM
I love the episode when the 22 year-old guy wants to date Hulk's 16 year-old daughter. You know what he wanted!
28. Posted by canadian1983ca on December 22, 2005 03:56 PM
Check out the first 2 pics that were posted in the feedback.... she really needs to learn how to smile, I don't know if it's plastic surgery or just plain ol' stupidity, but her smile is revolting.
Check out these pics for what I mean
http://soslouisville.com/images/archived/jeff_brookeHOGAN.jpg
http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/4102627511078.jpg
29. Posted by derekd on December 22, 2005 04:12 PM
(Austin Powers voice)THAT'S A MAN BABY!!!
30. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 22, 2005 04:13 PM
I think it is safe to say the girl hasnt had any plastic surgery... the wide eyes usually happens when when you have to wait too long for the flash...or from the flash itself. I look like that is some pictures too...
31. Posted by curiousone on December 22, 2005 04:44 PM
it's more like she needs a new makeup artist, or actually learn how to do her makeup. it's very unattractive and unnatural.
32. Posted by celebritywhore on December 22, 2005 05:31 PM
she really does need to get a handle on the her-head-is-a-different-color-than-her-body thing, but other than that she's sort of pretty.
33. Posted by SpiderMomma on December 22, 2005 07:44 PM
Did she get makeup tips from Courtney Love? Why the heck does Hulk let his daughter dress like a skank?
34. Posted by chibanii on December 22, 2005 08:41 PM
she's ORANGE! friggin ORANGE!!! How the hell do people let themselves leave the house with leathery ORANGE skin.
Yay, let's all look like Donatella Versace, she's so gorgeous.
Idiots. IDIOTS I TELL YOU.
35. Posted by chibanii on December 22, 2005 08:42 PM
+ she has a nice face, but the unfortunate karma of having her DAD'S BODY.
36. Posted by Nurse Kellie on December 22, 2005 09:02 PM
I think she has the same body type as her mother. She isn't a petite person either. Not that is a bad thing. At least you know she isn't gagging after every meal. Without all the makeup she looks a lot better.
37. Posted by suzy on December 22, 2005 10:17 PM
check out her official site
http://www.brookehogan.com/
38. Posted by bubbles18 on December 22, 2005 11:33 PM
Check out her belly button in the first pic
http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/4102627511078.jpg
wtf?!
39. Posted by HollyJ on December 22, 2005 11:44 PM
It's a fat ugly man pretending to be a female! =0
Honey, it's so already DONE in Vegas...
40. Posted by reeeeka on December 23, 2005 04:28 AM
canadian1983ca...i'd say her smile was taken from her mother lmfao...look at that picture of her and her parents..her mother has the same crazy smile.
The only thing that scares me about her is how her eyes go all crazy when she smiles ...she always looks high lmfao.
41. Posted by Luigi Novi on December 23, 2005 05:45 AM
I saw her on that show, and she's obviously attractive. She just doesn't look good in these photographs because of things like the picture quality, bad makeup, overly intense facial expression, etc. She does definitely NOT look like a man or anything. You guys would all do her, and you know it. :-)
42. Posted by slinkhard on December 23, 2005 10:18 AM
'Why the heck does Hulk let his daughter dress like a skank?'
Because she's an adult?
43. Posted by SpiderMomma on December 23, 2005 04:38 PM
Is she 18? Nevermind then, bring on the skank clothes!
44. Posted by nikki on December 23, 2005 08:26 PM
she is a very very large girl. her second problem is that her parents are both still hungry for the limelight. only the boy seems semi-normal.
45. Posted by networkchick on December 23, 2005 10:05 PM
Mom and Dad are pimping her out, of course they're going to allow her to look like a two bit ho...
46. Posted by azcoyote on December 27, 2005 03:41 PM
Dude, she looks like a freak to me...
http://www.brookehogan.com/site/images/glamour/L_brooke_red_front.jpg
Her head will split apart soon and an alien will emerge... I mean, look at how far those eyes are apart!
47. Posted by puppycleaver on December 28, 2005 05:32 AM
Ok, I just laughed my ass off and woke up the baby, dick! Cant I surf in peace at 4 in the morning?
48. Posted by Tania on December 28, 2005 08:40 PM
She's almost a bigger waste of space than Paris Hilton. Almost.
49. Posted by MissS on January 1, 2006 06:20 PM
yeh i agree...she is orange..but who cares shes one person in the world, she is stunning and her brother is gorgeous but in there own way so who cares...people cant look great everyday of their life...i bet most of the people who have commented wouldnt like poeple commenting like this about them...so next time your gonna talk about something talk about something in the slightest thing important like 3rd world children starving - trying to help them or something!
50. Posted by sarakai on January 10, 2006 02:33 AM
MissS, if your worried about the starving 3rd world children then you're on the wrong website. This is a website about making fun of people when they do stupid things, for example painting yourself orange. She looks like a drag queen, case closed.
51. Posted by em-louise on January 20, 2006 02:15 PM
give the girl a break!! whats evey1 doing? all had enough of slagging of britney??!!! who is to say what beauty is? its the comments from u above that make us critisize ppl with celulite,being 2 thin,being to tanned ect....so what? its NORMAL!!!im a youg girl n feel these kind of things more irritaing than sum1 over tanned! beter than gettin cancer u fools!! so hey if thats what she likes! right gotta go now off 2 get umpa lumpafied! yes we no it makes sense,GO BROOKE!!!!