December 19, 2005
Michelle Trachtenberg sorta, kinda revealed
Here is Michelle Trachtenberg, walking down the street, shopping or something. I don't know. Nor do I care. What I do care about is her see-thru top. What I care about even more is that it appears the bra beneath that top doesn't quite fit. That's either a nipple I see or some sort of giant, breast-eating mole. I hope it's the former. Hooray for boobs.
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Comments
1. Posted by BEAM on December 19, 2005 08:10 AM
Hooray indeed. But she's so flourescently white that I'm afraid to look directly at her because I dont want to damage my eyeballs. I need a pair of those heavy duty sunglasses that she's wearing.
2. Posted by little_miss_perfect on December 19, 2005 08:33 AM
That is no way to talk about Nona Mecklenberg. Perverts.
3. Posted by Jewbacca on December 19, 2005 09:47 AM
She looks like she's been sippin some purple drank. Look at her eyes, whoops cant see em, definetly a codeine and promythazine haze.
4. Posted by Bill Clinton on December 19, 2005 11:13 AM
I am oddly aroused by her. Sex with Michelle would be like sex with another species. Like elf...troll, or hobbit.
5. Posted by SexualSuspect on December 19, 2005 12:15 PM
I used to have respect for her, until i found out she likes to Hang with the Horseface and Teeth Duff sisters...
ughhhh
6. Posted by MrPloppy on December 19, 2005 12:26 PM
I’m quite sure that pic has gone through Photoshop. No one could be that pale and live above ground. Why do you think Michael Jackson covers him self up. Wait don’t answer that.
7. Posted by andrewthezeppo on December 19, 2005 12:58 PM
I love Michelle, while not her best pick ever I do like that she's just out doing "something" as opposed to doing anything/anyone like Paris Hilton. I mean she's not crashing her car, ruining relationships or getting engaged....I support her and her breast eating mole
8. Posted by drowningfool on December 19, 2005 01:14 PM
Not that anybody cares, but I seriously cannot look at that girl without having psychotic, serial killer-like urges. Every since "Harriet the Spy," which I saw as a child. In my opinion, one of the hottest actresses out there. Gorgeous, child-like beauty. See what I mean? I normally would never say something as weird and psycho as that!
9. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on December 19, 2005 01:26 PM
Who the hell is Michelle Trachtenberg?
She must be that chick from Mazzy Star, but she kinda looks like this girl from my art class in 9th grade. Hey Michelle!
10. Posted by HollyJ on December 19, 2005 01:51 PM
I have no idea who this chick is (that's happening to me a lot today), but I like her creamy white skin. She's that pure milky Baroque white.
I think it's nice to see someone not dying themselves orange. Her skin looks flawless and smooth.
Her style, however, sucks the big one.
11. Posted by nbabomb666 on December 19, 2005 02:28 PM
She is the hot fraternal twin sister from Eurotrip...
12. Posted by Videomaster on December 19, 2005 03:00 PM
Actually it's only a shadow. Enlarge the original picture, at 1880 x 2844 you can read the hebrew text on her keychan, the pseudo-nipple is (unfortunelly) a fabric bump. OK, I'm sad about it.
13. Posted by Leslie on December 19, 2005 03:17 PM
Drowningfool is hilarious, I agree 100% with HollyJ, and I think Videomaster has a little too much time on his hands.
14. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 19, 2005 04:06 PM
Aww....I can see Buffy's little sister's boob.
15. Posted by derekd on December 19, 2005 04:39 PM
I'm sorry. But pasty or milky, or whatever the fuck, is not sexy. Oh yeah I had to read the comments to figure out who this chick was. If you were into Buffy seriously you are some kinda of dork man.
16. Posted by Sheva on December 19, 2005 07:50 PM
Down with pasty face white girls down! Give me Jessica Alba or give me... anything but a pasty faced white girl.
This girl is related to the Eurotrip cutie. Hard to believe.
Maybe they should have finished that blood transfusion.
17. Posted by BadassFred on December 19, 2005 11:07 PM
I have a pasty white face. Yay for pastyness.
18. Posted by hafaball on December 20, 2005 12:04 AM
Are you sure that's not an Olsen twin? They're all looking alike more and more nowadays. Maybe she's some hybrid...hmmm
19. Posted by HollyJ on December 20, 2005 01:33 AM
"Pasty and Proud"
20. Posted by cap077 on December 20, 2005 02:29 AM
no one's pastiness compares to madonna's. now that disgusting! at least this girl is decent looking and young.
21. Posted by April on December 20, 2005 04:27 PM
Oh come on....having fair skin is a hell of a lot better than having sun cancer. In a world full of fake tans and girls that have been baking so long they look burnt, Michelle's porcelain complexion is very pretty. Plus, in 20 years she won't look like one big wrinkle.
22. Posted by pinkreflected on December 20, 2005 08:31 PM
April couldnt be more right! speaking as a person that is really fair skinned, PALE IS THE NEW TAN ohhh yeaa
23. Posted by morgstress on December 21, 2005 03:02 AM
Go April and pinkreflected! Oh no, a young starlet who isn't dyed orange like Jessica Simpson and the like. Jeezus, if I see one more of them... I just want to cry out that in twenty years, they'll regret it when their skin looks like old saddles and they're going in for melanoma treatment.
Pale is hawwwwwttt. Okay, fine, and I'm pasty myself. But skin cancer is nothing to sneeze at. And seriously, what's wrong with being flesh-colored, as they said on Go Fug Yourself? Since when is that ugly? I remember a time and day when pale chicks were given a chance. Like Winona Ryder. Okay, I'm really dating myself there.
Admittedly, Green Shirt is quite ugly.
24. Posted by HOMELESS™ on December 21, 2005 03:04 AM
who?
thats equivilent to any High School girl in southern california on a hot summers day.