December 19, 2005
Colin Farrell makes child porn
Filmmakers of The New World have apparently re-shot scenes where Colin Farrell makes out with a 14-year old Q'Orianka Kilcher because it's making lawyers nervous that they might be making child porn.
"Farrell was told to get romantic and sensual but knew there was a certain amount of kissing involved," a source told the British mag The People. "He played the scene brilliantly and he really put Q'Orianka at her ease. But when the lawyers saw the finished product with Colin and Q'Orianka rolling around on the ground kissing they just flipped out." The lawyers were concerned about child-pornography laws, and a tamer version of the scene was reportedly re-shot.
"This is the first time I've heard of this," a New Line spokesman told The Scoop. "To my knowledge, there is no scene of this nature in the picture."
Either somebody is lying about their age, or Q'Orianka Kilcher is the oldest looking 14-year old I've ever seen. I've seen the trailer for The New World and I could have sworn that Pocahontas looked no younger than 19 or 20. So either something really fishy is going on, or I've completely lost my ability to tell age, in which case I need to make some phone calls to some lawyers. Because, uh, I like to talk to lawyers. Not for anything sick or perverted.
Thanks to the hopefully legal Erica for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by MortyFishbein on December 19, 2005 03:35 PM
Seriously, is there ANYTHING Colin Farrell will not put his hands on/mouth on/dick in?
This is just rounding out his collection.
2. Posted by Binky on December 19, 2005 03:50 PM
Colin and his movie moguls should have learned by now an easier way to check up on the legality of talent or 'dates' is to wait for recess and ask their teachers. Would save a lot on lawyers.
3. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 19, 2005 03:56 PM
America with its pussy censorship. They did the same thing to "Leon". They should use R Kelly's lawyers.
4. Posted by ElFurbe on December 19, 2005 04:20 PM
Well, the girl IS only 15, and could have been only 14 at the time of shooting.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0452963/
I think if anything, censoring the scene is interesting as opposed to beating the director or producers with a large clue bat. I mean, I don't think it's the best plan to script a 14 year old girl making out with anyone, let alone Colin Farrell. Then again, it's just a little necking and we probably shouldn't be such prudes, eh?
5. Posted by derekd on December 19, 2005 04:27 PM
Right wing kooks running this country. A sad state of affairs.
6. Posted by luckyglinda on December 19, 2005 04:55 PM
Colin, just stay in rehab until the statute of limitations runs out. Based on past history a long stay is justified.
7. Posted by dhampir on December 19, 2005 07:05 PM
My God...I want that role.
Imagine how the parents would feel though! Ugh, and the kid when she next went to school...I pity her friends who will have to sit around listening for the 100th time how romantic Colin was, and how when they were having sex in that cheap motel with those 5 other hookers, he kept on telling her he loved her and she was the most prettiest lay he'd ever had (but not the youngest). Awww.
8. Posted by networkchick on December 19, 2005 07:11 PM
See, the reason they had to cast a teenager is that their sense of smell isn't quite developed yet. No adult actress could stand his greasy stench.
9. Posted by SpiderMomma on December 19, 2005 07:24 PM
I seriously do not see what other ladies/men find so attractive about that guy. Yuck!!!!!!!
10. Posted by Rochford on December 19, 2005 08:14 PM
The real life Pocahontas (Matoaka) was only 11 or 12 when she "saved" John Smith.
11. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 19, 2005 09:47 PM
I'd so hit Q'Orianka Kilcher.
12. Posted by BadassFred on December 19, 2005 11:14 PM
...Well, that's just creepy.
13. Posted by SpiderMomma on December 19, 2005 11:24 PM
I guess some girls love the grease.
Just that thought alone is enough to ruin meals for me for a long time to come. Gross, real gross.
14. Posted by hafaball on December 20, 2005 12:14 AM
Wow, he went from straight, to gay, to bi, and now pedophial...Is this not the best actor or what!? All he needs to do now is get sexual with a sheep and a tree, and his movie career is set! Strangely the title of his next movie is, "Me and a tree..."
15. Posted by Smackage on December 20, 2005 12:48 AM
all this could have been avoided if the white man didn't kill my damn buffalo!
16. Posted by The Devil on December 20, 2005 06:49 AM
Q'Orianka Kilcher is one ugly girl. She has "man jaw." Ugh.
17. Posted by BadassFred on December 20, 2005 03:27 PM
I think she's pretty.
18. Posted by brindlescruff on December 20, 2005 10:22 PM
This just proves that the right way to handle a situation that involves "you should never have done that" is "we're going to make you do it again."
"Tamer" or not, how is reshooting the thing supposed to help prevent child pornography?
19. Posted by wendy on December 22, 2005 08:44 PM
Colin was her first kiss, too.
20. Posted by wendy on December 22, 2005 08:44 PM
Colin was her first kiss, too.
21. Posted by skippy on December 30, 2005 03:17 AM
Poor girl, she'll go through the rest of her life with a stain on her... career.