December 15, 2005

Foxy Brown is deaf

tn_foxy_brown_performs_cr.jpgWhen I mean deaf I mean hard of hearing, not the slang "def" of early 90's lore. With that confusion cleared up, let's turn our attention to perhaps the second craziest woman in all of music. (not even Courtney Love in her most incoherent of stupors can hold a candle to Lil' Kim) We're talking about Foxy Brown, and it turns out she can't hear a damn thing.

"I ask only for your continued prayers and compassion as I embrace the blessings of my journey," Brown said, her voice at times choking up and tears coming to her eyes. "I am racing to the studio the moment that God affords me the opportunity to hear again," she said.

Foxy, whose real name is a not-so-foxy Inga Marchand, says she's been unable to hear for months. Maybe that's what drove her to beat up her manicurist with a cell phone. I wonder if it was the gunshots aimed toward the aforementioned Lil' Kim or the crack that took her hearing.


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Comments

aww, i feel bad... but i hope this isn't some publicity stunt

I think she lost her hearing from being cock slapped on the side of her head too many times. That and she's probably a dirty filthy crackhead.

I'm ashamed because I have no clue who the F she is. =(

I feel bad for her, actually. Deafness isn't funny.


And her actual name is Inga Marchand??

That's kind of pretty.....

There was an article about it in People a few weeks back....it is the weirdest thing, she started noticing she couldn't hear so well and then one morning she woke up deaf - some kind of rare thing that happens to quite a few people. Pretty scary that that can happen to someone so young so suddenly...

i'm a frequent reader and huge fan of this site, but after reading your comments about Foxy Brown, i'm tempted to conclude that you're a racist and a moron (along with BurnZ in the post above). while i've never been a fan of Foxy, it pisses me off that you would reflexively associate a black woman with crack use. it's all fun and games to poke fun at celebrities, but when your jokes are colored with deep-seeded stereotypes and tacit antipathy for "those kind of people," they cease to be funny. you're an ass.

also, the term "def" predates the early 90's by at least a decade. get your facts straight. i'm sure this will be deleted, but feel free to e-mail me with your well thought-out rebuttal. i'll be holding my breath.

So what you're saying (person above this post) is that its all funny until someone makes fun of YOUR race? The majority of crack use is done by african americans, that is not even a rascist remark but a fact.

YOU PEOPLE make me sick. Get a sense of humor, white people are made fun of all the time and we never complain we just laugh it off.

What the fuck drowningfool? Where did you do the research to find out that blacks are the majority crack smokers? That sounds like bullshit to me.


Oh, and this is the first time I have seen compassion from SF commentors. WHERES YOUR BALLS PEOPLE!?!?!?!?

After reading #7, I actually went back and looked at the last few pages of this site. I saw that the majority of the celebrities that were being made fun of were *gasp* caucasian. From calling Tara Reid a murder for no reason, or saying that Teri Hatcher had sex in a van with her 7 year old daughter driving, all celebrities regardless of race are open season. Foxy Brown's a crackhead? A def jam joke? How dare somebody say that! Did you ever read what they say about BritBrit or K-Fed? You're in for a shocker. How dare they call them bad parents, trailer trash drunks and potheads. They're caucasian!

are you effing serious? perhaps you guys should have actually READ my comment before responding and getting all emotional. your logic is flawed at best: Terri Hatcher got made fun of because of reports of alleged van sex. Courtney Love gets made fun of because she's patently skanky. Britney and Kevin get made fun of because reports of alleged bad parenting/marriage/hygiene, etc. see? these jokes have what's called a BASIS. if a crack-related barb had been thrown at former washington DC mayor Marion Barry (who actually used crack), or Samuel L. Jackson (who actually used crack) i might have chuckled right along with you. instead, it was thrown at Foxy Brown, who, to anyone's knowledge, has never been involved in crackdom of any sort. the author simply thought it clever to conflate blackness with crack use, i guess. how charming.
i love a good joke, which is why i love(d) this site. i think we should all be free to poke fun at people of all races, genders, ethnicities, and sexual orientations. but if the "joke" is baseless and predicated on specious, offensive stereotypes, IT'S NOT FUNNY- just pathetic.
oh, and i'd *love* to know what your source is regarding african-americans and crack use. i’ll be waiting with bated breath for that e-mail as well. idiot.

I never said anything about Courtney Love, as her razzings are deserved. I did mention calling Tara Reid a murderer for no reason. Is that because traditionally serial killers are caucasians in their twenties? Maybe. The only BASIS for this joke was because she posed in a picture with the missing person. And what about what I said about Teri Hatcher's 7 year old driving the van while Teri banged in the back seat? Is that based on fact? And as for Britney, how is this varified? "Brit, you're going to have to do more than mix in a few phone calls in between being a horrible mother and throwing cans of Spaghetti O's at K-Fed." Has she ever thrown Spaghetto O's at K-Fed? I don't know.

And what about what was said about Jennifer Aniston? When her and Vince broke up she would "have drunken, back-alley sex with a total stranger. A stranger named Carrot Top." What is the BASIS for this?

And I never said anything about what race uses the most crack, as I have no idea. I could look it up, but I just don't care that much. This is The Superficial. Celebrities are bashed mercilessly with little to no basis of reality. It's just supposed to be funny. haha

I don't care enough to look up who smokes the most crack, but I do care enough to find out if Foxy Brown actually was a drug addict. As it turns out (according to rumour, natch) that yes, in fact she is/was. It isn't crack, but it is painkillers. So there you go, there is some basis to it.
http://www.sohh.com/articles/article.php/2062

I would say that the basis to calling her a crackhead would be her erratic behavior rather than her race.

She was actually a drug addict. Get over the racism people! What he said was true. You need to get that chip off your shoulder already.

I think it's in pretty bad taste to make crude jokes about someone who is going through such an incredibly traumatic experience. Imagine not being able to hear for a second, especially if you're a musician. I just wonder why people can't just find the sincerity in their hearts to feel sympathy and compassions for others sometimes...

I love how idiots like demerara are proved wrong when they say everything involves color.

What happened to her is sad...bottom line. Hopefully, she gets better.

also, hopefully demerara learns how to take a joke...not likely.

Actually, what I read of demerara's posts said speacifically that not everything was abiout color -- that was his/her point... that there is humor but yanking the stereoype of "black = crack user" isn't funny.

Foxy wasn't/isn't addicted to crack -- it was/is pain killers -- so there wasn't basis in fact.

SOmeone else objected to automatically associating Britney & K-Fed with white trash, so I guess some stereotype-based jokes just aren't as universally appealing as other jokes.

mikey,
maybe I am just confused b/c that's exactly the opposite of what I got out of it. Saying, "you would reflexively associate a black woman with crack use" is why I would say that. Its not like we are talking about Stevie Wonder here, its Foxy Brown, so its not like she has the most standup identity. I just think the race card gets played too quickly and people need to really lighten up when it comes to humor.

BTW, I'd have a bone to pick when anyone who said that Brittney was NOT white trash.

I was the one who said the point about BritBrit and K-Fed being white trash. Actually for the record I didn't actually use the phrase "white trash" so don't call me a racist over that. I know BritBrit and K-Fed are a gross couple, I was using them to prove that they said worse things about them on this site, some if it completely baseless (did she ever throw Spaghetti O's?) I also pointed out multiple other celebrities that really didn't deserve what was written about them. Don't get me wrong, I love this site and find it really funny. Teasing celebrities is fun. More people should do it.

Foxy was a drug user, it was just a matter of which drug she was addicted to. If that's all you can complain about and call people a racist over, you are just looking for something to be upset about. There is real racism, hate, and ugliness in the world. The auther called someone a crack user when she was really a painkiller user. That is not real racism and it angers me that you would come to this conclusion. I actually vowed that I would not post anything on this site, but when I read that I had to say something.

hmmm....Maybe she jumped to a quick conclusion about it being racist. I don't think it was racist, but I don't think it was funny either...not the best work I've seen around here...this site is about making fun of celebrities, so I don't take anything on here seriously, it's just for a laugh. However, I will admit I raised an eyebrow when I saw the crack comment...I don't think it's racist, but maybe it did play off some stereotypes....

i guess russel simons will sign her to def jam now.

appologies for that one.
i had to do it.
but other than that. i am really disapointed in this unfortunate mishap.
im truely a fan. i am sure she will find a way to keep doing music. god bless her.

Ooh, yeah, let me get in on this!! Foxy Brown is utter garbage. Her flows are so weak. She's lucky she's deaf, she doesn't have to hear anymore of her shitty music. If only we all had the luxury..... Besides the fact that she can't rap and still didn't make it despite being supported by her all male crew, she looks like a fuckin ferret. Sorry ferrets, no disrespect, but she does. She probably has scars all over her lower body from male ferrets constantly trying to mate with her. Lil Kim could take her by the ankles and deepthroat her and still spit the sickest 16 bars you ever heard.

the only stupied thing about this whole site is u gotta sign up to sign just 1 post. I wouldn't be surprised one day if hackers start dossing on sites like this, making mass acts ( there's programs to identify those little pictures they want you to type in words).

second, even if more white people were made fun of here than black, you cant make comments about black folk like that. its just ignorant. you forget who went through slavery, and even when that was over, discrimmination for over a hundred years. now that's ignorant to forget that. So even if one of you bring up that some slaves were given away by the kings of Africa ( heard that once), they were still beaten, broken, and after slavery still disciminated when they were free forever... and u can still find today so i mean... were white people? hell no!
so that's why. I made this sooo simple if you cant understand that your REALLY retarded.

and remember plantations were the only main source of food back in the day (imports woulda killed the economy if it was all done by imports)

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