She's disgusting!

I think the animal shuffling is to stay in the press. The man shuffling, on the other hand, is because she's a whore.

How do they know that's the same dog? all those chiwawas look the damn exact same! Scared and helpless. Kind of like Paris...interesting...

How do people come up with ideas that she shuffles the pets.

Just because she brings a different one out in public from time to time does not mean that she hasn't hired somebody to care for and love them all equally when she leaves them at home.

Paris should be someone's pet. They should lock her in a kennel and feed her treats. Film it and put it on TV. Call it the Simple Life. Now I'd watch that on Fox.

I think she's trying to find a pet that fits inside her vagina the best. Maybe she should try a goat

Thank you Mr. Hilton, you helped raise some wonderful whores.

OR, we could skip the chicken, i could kill her, and feast on the corpse. or use it to clean out my ears or something.

Georgia, did you just defend Paris Hilton?
This must be one of the signs of the approaching apocalypse.

GWEN STEFANI IS PREGNANT !!!!!

http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com/2005/12/proof-that-gwen-is-stefani-pregnant.html

She tried so hard to hide it too lol

GWEN STEFANI IS AN IDIOT !!!!!

:)

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How do they know that's the same dog? all those chiwawas look the damn exact same!
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That's racist. See 'Angelina still likes clam' thread for details.

Gwendola cannot be an idiot. Here's a quote from her. What part of this is idiot?

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"Tony called me and I was like, 'Dude, I suck.' And he was like, 'Dude, come over.' So I went to his house and a bunch of our friends there were playing these tracks that Tony was doing that were, like, stupid. I was like, "You did not do these." And he's like, 'Yep, you wanna hear your tracks?' And I was like, 'Nuh-uh, you did not.' So he pulls out this one and I'm like, 'Oh my God, that's my song."
- Gwen Stefani on the artistic process.
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Word is that Miss Paris is buying a home in Las Vegas for her kinkajoo to live in since he isn't legal to own in Califonia. Tha luck little monkey...gets his own 1.3 million dollar home.

Word is that Miss Paris is buying a home in Las Vegas for her kinkajoo to live in since he isn't legal to own in Califonia. Tha luck little monkey...gets his own 1.3 million dollar home in vegas right behind the hard rock.

Hey by the way, Terry "GWEN STEFANI IS PREGNANT !!!!!" is a pussy. I posted a link to The Superficial over at his site and it didn't get up on the site. Apparently tat is not good enough for tit.

Meow. Pussy.

Kids - if she's doin the pets she better get a pony cuz I'm sure her "clam" is quite cavornous...

spamnews - you're right. i thought she was an idiot because she changed bands and called it a 'solo' career, and because she pays four asian (apparently not even japanese) women to follow her around in silence to worship her as she rapes a culture she has no business going anywhere near, and because she writes songs that go 'THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!' but that quote - that QUOTE, i am in AWE of her BRILLIANT INTELLECT.

thanks for posting that. :D

Gwendola cannot be an idiot. Here's a quote from her. What part of this is idiot?

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"Tony called me and I was like, 'Dude, I suck.' And he was like, 'Dude, come over.' So I went to his house and a bunch of our friends there were playing these tracks that Tony was doing that were, like, stupid. I was like, "You did not do these." And he's like, 'Yep, you wanna hear your tracks?' And I was like, 'Nuh-uh, you did not.' So he pulls out this one and I'm like, 'Oh my God, that's my song."
- Gwen Stefani on the artistic process.
"

this is everything i needed to know in order to understand her music... until now, i was thinking maybe it was some sort of postmodern, fragmentation-of-experience thing happening in those impenetrable lyrics that was over my head, but now i see the light: "i ain't no holla back girl" simply means "i ain't no holla back girl"; and banana is a banana is a banana is a banana...

and now, the convergence of the paris hilton/gwen stefani topics...

here's a novel idea: paris hilton keeps discarding all these pets after they get to be tiresome, require attention, food, water, or simply aren't "hot" enough to enhance her image anymore. meanwhile, gwen stefani's offensive coordinator has deemed that she walk around with these four slavish asian women in tow in order to enhance her own image through the rape of japanese youth culture... well, maybe they could do a switcharoo that would make everyone happy: i figure paris has gone through at least four chihuahuas by now, and god knows where they go after she gives them the pink slip... but there are plenty of chihuahuas in the world; she won't run out in this lifetime (barring a dramatic increase in turnover)... is it possible that the two pr camps could get together and agree to send chihuahuas to gwen stefani after paris is done with them? that way, paris can continue to buy new chihuahuas and discard them, the old chihuahuas can avoid the gas chamber, and gwen's people can let the asian slave women return to their homes and live in freedom, thus appeasing the human rights freaks... then she can have four chihuahuas dressed in tokyo street style follow her around at all times instead, and they can change the tour name from the cloying, predictable "harajuku lovers" to the much catchier, edgier "harajuku chihuahuas"... maybe the dogs could even become creative consultants on her tunes, or co-write the lyrics... anyway, for the big stage show, i envision a hundred chihuahuas or more in sexy cheerleader outfits doing tightly choreographed dance routines as gwen warbles and displays her midriff... truly a spectacle to behold. AND, just to play up the japanese angle for u.s. fans, they could dress some of the dogs as samurais and stage a huge sword battle during intermission, or maybe even a seppuku/beheading...

i will hit both camps up with this idea on my blackberry (with a translator, of course, since, neither paris nor gwen seems to speak fluent english). stay tuned for details...

"One can only hope the next pet will be a chicken from Asia, so that she can drop dead from bird flu. Her discarded pets will rejoice by feasting on her corpse."

Haha! Put that on DVD, I'll buy it.

Jesus Christ Unknown assassin, writing a fuckin novel or what?

OK NO MORE PARIS HILTON STORIES! Unless she does something way weird like fuck a celebrity or something.

"Jesus Christ Unknown assassin, writing a fuckin novel or what?

OK NO MORE PARIS HILTON STORIES! Unless she does something way weird like fuck a celebrity or something."

sorry to disappoint you, but jesus christ is a different person--i'm just plain old unknownassassin. anyway, you're familiar with novels? dude, like, "way weird"...