December 08, 2005
Whitney Houston might be a monster
I've always said that there's nothing sexier than Whitney Houston looking like a crazy old woman who kidnaps children and eats them in the woods. Because there isn't.
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Comments
1. Posted by spacca on December 8, 2005 11:19 AM
Im sure this is Martin Lawrence researching a new role to dress up as a fat old black woman... or Bobby in drag... well they do live together.
2. Posted by al rarow on December 8, 2005 11:26 AM
Holy jesus.
3. Posted by gthsw6 on December 8, 2005 11:36 AM
no wait, that's not jesus...
4. Posted by brideoffrank on December 8, 2005 11:44 AM
Count Crackula
5. Posted by drowningfool on December 8, 2005 11:56 AM
".....and IIIIIIIII will always....love you....."
6. Posted by MrPloppy on December 8, 2005 11:57 AM
I believe it’s called Keith Richards Syndrome.
7. Posted by suzy on December 8, 2005 12:00 PM
that isn't even funny. it's just sad...
that's how britney is gonna look if she stays with "k-fed" but it's getting that way as we speak...
what is it with these ladies picking stupid, stupid men... scratch that... things!
8. Posted by bunny on December 8, 2005 12:02 PM
the claw! the claw!!!!
9. Posted by j'talia.is.fierce on December 8, 2005 12:21 PM
oh my god! that should be the PETA's new add campaign!! no words necessary!
10. Posted by ElFurbe on December 8, 2005 12:30 PM
Onlookers are quoted as saying: "Bride of Sasquatch, we beseech thee to spare our humble fishing village."
11. Posted by Queen of Pink on December 8, 2005 12:36 PM
O. M. G. That is scary. Definitely should be in the next Just Say No campaign.
12. Posted by The Devil on December 8, 2005 01:14 PM
It's payback time. Her ass is mine now.
13. Posted by squirrel on December 8, 2005 01:28 PM
definitely scary. I work in a pharmacy where she picks up her prescriptions (aka crazy pills) & it's worse in person. Makes me wanna quit my job.
14. Posted by slickwilliejr on December 8, 2005 01:36 PM
i can just read her mind now..."Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?"
in the words of Tyrone Biggums:
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a (bleep) for crack.
15. Posted by Mary45 on December 8, 2005 01:41 PM
Honey - there are homeless women downtown that look WAY BETTER than she does...
16. Posted by dirk_digglesworth on December 8, 2005 02:13 PM
damn. chewbacca.
17. Posted by jollyrancher on December 8, 2005 02:51 PM
She looks like that cartoon character Arthur.
18. Posted by FermentedGhost on December 8, 2005 03:04 PM
It's funny you should mention that b/c once Whitney Houston babysat for me, and when I came home she said that my kids had run away. She was belching a lot and her breath reeked of dirty diapers. And I'm virtually certain that the coat she's wearing is made from their tiny little fragile scalps. What a barbarian!
19. Posted by minnesotacharm on December 8, 2005 03:08 PM
I just threw up in my mouth.
20. Posted by voodoochild on December 8, 2005 03:16 PM
a little powder
a little paint
make you look like
what you ain't
RUN AWAY!
21. Posted by SnackOnDis on December 8, 2005 03:19 PM
"Who, me? Aw, babies, don't hate because I'm a past-her-prime diva who has nothing better to do except pop oxycontin, drink scotch, and scream at my husband. He dumb. And he crrrrrazy. Sometimes he come home late at night and hop into my bed and scream (between guzzles of Grey Goose vodka) 'Who this skanky ho in my bed? Where is the beautiful wife i married 7 years ago' and then I roll over and smoke a joint and let him go at it. Yeeeeeah. That's So Emotional, Baby."
22. Posted by Lynette Carrington on December 8, 2005 03:46 PM
Whitney should be added to the dead pool right about now.......her expiration date MUST be coming shortly.
23. Posted by Gambitgirl on December 8, 2005 04:06 PM
looks like she feel out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
24. Posted by GabbyGirl on December 8, 2005 04:18 PM
Aw hell to the naw...Crack is wack!
25. Posted by Spindoc on December 8, 2005 04:41 PM
I don't know what you guys are talking about, thats the best Billie Holiday has looked since before she died of thta overdose.
26. Posted by professor booty on December 8, 2005 04:42 PM
"I'm not saying she's a crackhead, I'm just saying she's a little bit crack-ish."
27. Posted by IKillChildren on December 8, 2005 05:02 PM
Crack really does kill...
28. Posted by ebayfan414 on December 8, 2005 05:02 PM
They say "You Are What You Wear."
Well in this case, I guess that means that she is a raccoon with rabies that got caught under a Hummer's tires and then ended up on Kirstie Alley's plate.
29. Posted by GingerLounge on December 8, 2005 05:20 PM
You know that jacket just added the right touch of class to her look, although I will say that sloppy wig does add a bit of pizzazz...
30. Posted by HollyJ on December 8, 2005 05:46 PM
that's so repulsive my g-hole just instantaeously and automatically shut itself like a purse-string had been pulled
my husband's gonna be pissed when he finds out Whitney scared my privates into seclusion
31. Posted by PKClover on December 8, 2005 06:09 PM
Well you can say one thing good about Whitney, she has obviously never had any plastic surgery!
32. Posted by rlfrantz on December 8, 2005 06:54 PM
Will she be hosting Crack Whore View on Howard 100 tonight?
33. Posted by billabong021 on December 8, 2005 07:13 PM
fukaduk, it is my professional opinion as a person who pretends hes a doctor that she is not alive.
34. Posted by gast! on December 8, 2005 07:15 PM
Come on guys. She's "just" gettin' old. You know, like her music did ten years ago.
*lol @ count crackula btw*
35. Posted by Kg on December 8, 2005 07:33 PM
I've always wondered what Chewbacca's mother looked like
36. Posted by derekd on December 8, 2005 08:09 PM
AND IIIIEIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE CRAAAAAAEEEAAAAEEAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!
37. Posted by Roni on December 8, 2005 10:23 PM
What is sad is that she thinks she looks good.
38. Posted by mrschickee on December 9, 2005 02:26 AM
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug" - Rick James
39. Posted by TheLuciousDeluxe on December 9, 2005 02:50 AM
I need to know, just wondering: is it possible for a wig to come with a built in receding hairline?
40. Posted by stevejuststeve on December 9, 2005 07:17 AM
Gawd! She looks like the Salt Vampire from the original Star Trek series.
41. Posted by BoredToTears on December 9, 2005 02:53 PM
She STILL looks too good for that funky loser Bobbi Brown.
42. Posted by BadGoat on December 10, 2005 04:38 PM
Honestly, Whitney's never been naturally beautiful. Pile on heavy makeup and wigs and she'll look gorgeous again.
I feel for her daughter, that child has the worse luck, both parents are sad & pathetic. Why are these type of people allowed to procreate? It hurts society in the long run.