December 08, 2005
Paris Hilton has skin blemishes
Here's Paris Hilton, sporting what appears to be a hickey. Or AIDS - it could be AIDS. I'm not sure who the guy was that gave it to her. I just hope, for his sake, that he was first in line for the gangbang. Of course being first in line for a Paris Hilton gangbang is like being the first kid in kindergarten to tie your shoes. It's nice and all, but almost everyone else in the world has already done it. Even lepers.
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Comments
1. Posted by bafongu on December 8, 2005 08:43 AM
I think I'm going to name my kid after a city too. Dusseldorf, or maybe Hackensack. Vlad the Impalor is already taken? Anyway, what's up with the chick in the other seat with the movie camera? Paris is now chronicaling her visits to the free clinic? I don't think it's AIDS, those look more like leech scars. Maybe they're bleeding her to get the bad juju out.
2. Posted by staffan on December 8, 2005 09:29 AM
That is probobly Psoriasis, if you get AIDS you might get Psoriasis too - thats a fact. Its just too red to be a bitemark unless she has a tiny monkey that tried to bite thru her skin...
3. Posted by JerseyGirl on December 8, 2005 09:33 AM
Paris is a whore.
This is news?
4. Posted by Xanthia on December 8, 2005 10:09 AM
I think I need to throw up - that looks nasty - like a blister that popped..... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
5. Posted by the salami from killarney on December 8, 2005 10:28 AM
Ha ha. What did the leper say to Paris Hilton? "Keep the tip".
Lepers are funny.
6. Posted by thesuperficialist on December 8, 2005 10:34 AM
While I have no objections to someone wishing for Paris's death by being implailed by a dildo through the ear, I do find hoping Paris has AIDS to be cruel.
7. Posted by grasshopper on December 8, 2005 10:53 AM
haha.. paris.... stupid chicks are the best
8. Posted by Swair on December 8, 2005 11:16 AM
the girl/guy sitting next to her looks either like a hooker or a transsexual... fits her lol
9. Posted by spacca on December 8, 2005 11:21 AM
This is the perfect angle to see her skyscrapered nose...
10. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 8, 2005 11:25 AM
OMG!!!! Paris Hilton has a Hicky!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on people...I highly dislike Paris Hilton...but ifyou aregoing to take digs at her then at least find something that 1/2 the world doesnt have...
Like making a really bad sextape and having it put on the internet... or or or stealing all of her friends boyfriends...Come on, there are SO many things you can take digs at...
11. Posted by j'talia.is.fierce on December 8, 2005 12:17 PM
ha ha! paris hilton gangbang! i wonder if the monkey has tapped that yet!
12. Posted by MonKey on December 8, 2005 12:32 PM
What's going on with that camera?
is it in the car?
is the person sitting next to her holding it?
What the F is going on?
13. Posted by Monkey on December 8, 2005 12:37 PM
Clearly this is the work of vampires.
Holy crap, there's another "Monkey" in the comments. Maybe it's msyelf, but from another dimension? Or possibly the future? Because some day I'll build a time machine, come back to 2005 and leave comments on blogs.
14. Posted by suzy on December 8, 2005 04:08 PM
it must be that monkey... it even got to make her wear an ugly striped shirt...
since when do huge blue rimmed shades go what that ugly shirt??
ew lol
15. Posted by brett bretterson on December 8, 2005 04:41 PM
Seriously, this is news? Is it such a slow news day that this news had to be posted? Does someone have something against hickeys? Is someone not getting any?
The only thing worse than this story is the fact that someone took the time to report it. And that I took the time to read it and respond.
16. Posted by Spindoc on December 8, 2005 04:45 PM
Did anybody see that movie with Goldie Hawn and Merril Streep...Death Becomes her? Well now you know, underneath all that make-up Paris is a dead corpse walking the earth because hell is full....thats hot.
17. Posted by Linnea on December 8, 2005 05:27 PM
She sort of looks like a prepudescent boy. Like she might want to stay away from Neverland with that hair cut if you know what I mean. *WinknudgeWink* Oh, that wasn't funny? Oh. Okay then.
18. Posted by HollyJ on December 8, 2005 05:51 PM
I would NEVER wish Paris on the HIV virus.
NEVER.
19. Posted by PKClover on December 8, 2005 06:16 PM
I can diagnose this. She totally has ... HerpeGonaSyphlAids.
20. Posted by ochamelon on December 8, 2005 07:43 PM
Yep hoping Paris has AIDS is cruel, but wishing upon her is not. Gotcha.
21. Posted by pixel killya on December 8, 2005 08:00 PM
"HerpeGonaSyphlAids"....I like it, it just rolls off the tongue (or at least Paris')
22. Posted by Sally on December 8, 2005 08:10 PM
That doesn't really look like a hickey - it looks more like an open wound. She should really be covering it up to avoid infection but she probably felt she wasn't quite getting enough attention that day and that's way worse than an infection... If her neck needs to be amputated THAT would get her into the A list - finally... God bless Paris Hilton, she really is a special little boy, isn't she?
If you're readng this Paris: put the hair extentions back where they were... Run, don't walk... Such a plain face cannot pull off such an ugly hairstyle...
23. Posted by TheLuciousDeluxe on December 9, 2005 02:42 AM
LOL @ Spindoc...that's HOT! Why does she even get credit for that phrase?
24. Posted by inebriator on December 9, 2005 04:39 AM
please don't let it be AIDS
cause, i swear, at the rate she screws, i'll be infected and i wouldn't even had gone near her
25. Posted by thundereggrules on December 9, 2005 10:15 AM
That's not a hickey. It's a chafe mark left over from violin practice. Paris has been rehearsing six and a half hours daily to prepare for her performance of the Beethoven Violin Concerto #3 with the Academy of St. Martin-in-the-fields. HIV indeed. You guys are mean. Now you'll NEVER get invited to the after party at the home of Sir Neville Marriner.