December 08, 2005
Michael Jackson is an addict
After two decades of indescribably bizarre behavior from Michael Jackson, the former pop icon’s family has decided enough is enough. It seems the Jackson family is fine with Michael’s megalomania, Peter Pan syndrome, child molestation, completely ridiculous plastic surgery, baby dangling, sham marriages, terrible music, and high-voice-talking, but drug binges are just too much to bear.
Pop star Michael Jackson's family is planning to trip to Bahrain to stage a drug intervention, the New York Daily News reported Wednesday. "The family is in a state of emergency. They consider it a life-or-death situation," a source close to the family told the newspaper. The source said a phone call from the Jackson children's nanny to Randy Jackson raised concerns the musician is bingeing on drugs.
Talk about your mixed signals. If the Jacksons are this concerned over Michael’s well-being, then he must be using some remarkable drugs. He’s probably snorting powdered foreskins and getting leopard blood enemas. So, maybe, this really doesn’t have much to do with anything other than the Jackson family being opposed to circumcision and poaching.
It's finally starting to make sense.
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Comments
1. Posted by artmonkey3000 on December 8, 2005 09:37 AM
Dammit. I was totally eating something and then lost my appetite when I saw his picture. Thanks alot, Superficial! Another breakfast ruined....
2. Posted by little_miss_perfect on December 8, 2005 11:42 AM
Wow. Now that's orignal. It only took 20 years for the family to blame his total insanity on drugs.
3. Posted by FermentedGhost on December 8, 2005 02:28 PM
Me: Can you understand why people would worry about that?
MJ: That's ignorant. No. That's ignorant. Who's the criminal? Who's Jack the Ripper? That's ignorant. There's some guy trying to heal a child.
4. Posted by Gambitgirl on December 8, 2005 04:08 PM
i've thought for a while that if he died it would probably be a blessing. it must suck to be as screwed up as him.
5. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on December 8, 2005 05:24 PM
I love how NO ONE CARES about him... that's what puts a smile on my face.
6. Posted by ebayfan414 on December 8, 2005 05:25 PM
I've been seeing a lot of threads where people wish death on celebrities. While I love to hate celebrities, and enjoy reading hate blogs dedicated to them such as 'the superficial,' I think it's disgusting to say that you hope they die. I mean, they're human beings for g-d sake! Ok, maybe Michale isn't human, but still, there's a line between witty, funny, mean remarks about celebrities, and just being cruel.
7. Posted by HollyJ on December 8, 2005 05:56 PM
I don't want them to die.
Then we can't mock and demean them on Superficial.
I have priorities.
8. Posted by Kg on December 8, 2005 07:40 PM
You said it, #7
btw, I think Michael has stolen Reese witherspoons jaw
9. Posted by crutty on December 13, 2005 06:36 AM
omg that is one of the scariest pictures ive ever seen.
i think its scarier than his mugshot, which rivals both liza minelli and brian peppers as the scariest things in the world.