December 08, 2005
Jake Gyllenhaal is attracted to his sister
Depending on the type of person you are, you're about to start liking Jake Gyllenhaal a whole lot more or never watch another one of his movies. I thought I was crazy for sensing a little sexual tension between Jake and sister Maggie in Donnie Darko, but I'm not crazy. In fact, I'm really smart and perceptive.
When asked how he feels about seeing his sister in a naked scene, Jake confessed: "It's great I'm sort of saying, 'Yeah, it's right. Show them what it's all about!'
Yep, he's a pervert.
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Comments
1. Posted by MacMac on December 8, 2005 08:53 PM
Please. Anybody that can repeatedly see Kirsten Dunst naked has to have a few screws loose.
2. Posted by AD on December 8, 2005 09:52 PM
why is this a story? how is this news?
It's not even funny, it's a small comment taken completely out of context. This way it makes little to no sense.
Ya, nevermind that in the next line he says he covers his eyes during the scenes.
I'm sorry, but as a story, this fails.
3. Posted by tim on December 8, 2005 10:29 PM
Well, she's hot. I don't blame him. I'd probably think my sister was hot too if she was Maggie.
4. Posted by becca11 on December 8, 2005 11:21 PM
i hope you don't have sisters tim
5. Posted by ebayfan414 on December 8, 2005 11:53 PM
Yeah, I kind of agree with AD on this one. I mean, I usually love these stories, but if you click the link and read the article, he's basically just saying that he thinks it's empowering for her to do it, though he cringes when he sees it.
You can make a funny story out of anything if you just cut and paste words. And there's no need for that in Hollywood...I mean, it's not that hard; you don't need to go more than 2 feet to hear about another crazy celebrity.
6. Posted by superficielle on December 9, 2005 12:21 AM
Then I would like to be his sister.
Jake Gyllenhaal is by far the hottest thing ever.
Actually his sister is also very hot.
Hm......
7. Posted by superficielle on December 9, 2005 12:22 AM
Then I want to be his sister.
Jake Gyllenhaal is HOT.
Actually, so is his sister.
Hmm.....
8. Posted by doofus on December 9, 2005 01:37 AM
AD, you come to this site for real stories? Come on. Just come for the knife-point commentary...I guess. Oh and NSFW pictures. Time to break out the coke and lotion!
9. Posted by mrschickee on December 9, 2005 02:20 AM
Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a crazy old lady librarian.
10. Posted by AD on December 9, 2005 02:52 AM
I don't come here for CNN news or anything, but contriving a rumor or joke based on so little evidence is a bit simplistic for what I'm used to seeing here.
There's not really any.. gossip in this 'gossip', is all I'm saying.
11. Posted by The Devil on December 9, 2005 06:17 AM
Sisters make great "rebound women" because they present the maximum of opportunity and there's no expectation of marriage.
12. Posted by Megan on December 9, 2005 11:23 AM
Incredibly irresponsible little story there, boys. The one comment you post has been taken completely out of context. I'm all for laughing at the absurdity that is celebrity, but making up shit or making a statement into something it's clearly not is lazy.
13. Posted by 1776er on December 9, 2005 12:16 PM
This is a hell of a family.
First the sis says she's happy about the 9-11 attacks.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/36682004.htm
Second, the bro stars as gay cowboy joe.
Third bro and sis bang each other's brains out as Ma and Pa look on while dueling banjos.
14. Posted by slinkhard on December 10, 2005 04:05 AM
Go and reread that article, that's not what she said at all, 1776er.
Acknowledging that America has some partial responsibility for it's actions does not equal being happy that people died.
15. Posted by 1776er on December 14, 2005 09:40 AM
RE: slinkhard
Then I guess JFK and RFK had some "partial responsibility" for the bullets ripping through their heads.
Anyone who gets mugged, beaten, etc. and then says "What did I do to deserve that?" deserves the mugging, beating, etc. they just received.
16. Posted by addonis on January 18, 2006 02:07 PM
they should play quicksilver and the scarlett witch in the new x-men movie.those two are reaaal close too.:D