December 08, 2005
50 Cent can't get the girls
50 Cent reportedly slunk out of a party thrown for him at a Paris nightclub after being snubbed by all the pretty girls inside.
A partygoer in the VIP room told the Daily Mirror newspaper: "The party was thrown in his honour but instead of getting into it he just sat there looking sulky, drinking his free champagne. He looked as if he was waiting to be surrounded by gorgeous girls vying for his attention. But the girls pretty much ignored him. After a while, one of his goons approached two good-looking girls and asked them to join Fiddy at his table, but they refused."
50 Cent can't get the ladies? Right. Next you'll be telling me that he parties with little Jewish girls. Maybe they didn't recognize him. I see that this party was in Paris, so maybe the hot girls couldn't get through the pack of gay men vying for his attention. Maybe they were frightened when his drinks kept leaking from the forty-six bullet holes in his body. But if 50 Cent can't score, what hope do the rest of us have? That's right - roofies.
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Comments
1. Posted by MrPloppy on December 8, 2005 10:16 AM
Maybe this story was planted by the French government . To discourage all us male piss poor foreign losers from visiting. You know sort of the reverse of the Hawaiian tourist board.
2. Posted by JerseyGirl on December 8, 2005 10:34 AM
If I were going to name myself after money, I'd go for One Million, not 50 Cent.
Shouldn't it be 50 Cents? I don't get it.
Rappers are weird.
Except LL Cool J who is HOT!
3. Posted by CANADIAN Tracy on December 8, 2005 12:13 PM
He would get me.. that's a for sure...for sure!
He makes me..... (nevermind... too graphic)
4. Posted by mikeski on December 8, 2005 01:10 PM
Get bitches or cry tryin'
5. Posted by SugaryCherry on December 8, 2005 03:16 PM
Oh please, no self respecting gay man wouldn't want to get anywhere near that man. And apparently, French women are smart enough to know that sleeping with rich ugly men who are famous because of bad reps won't benefit them in any way.
6. Posted by Gambitgirl on December 8, 2005 04:05 PM
there's not enough money in the world to make him attractive
7. Posted by GabbyGirl on December 8, 2005 04:42 PM
Well I'll be damned! Your trying to tell me that there are women out there that don't think ignorant rappers with false teeth and bullet wounds are hot, what else are you going to tell me there is no such thing as the easter bunny!
8. Posted by Linnea on December 8, 2005 05:24 PM
But denying that 50 Cent keeps the candy shop stocked is like denying that George Bush likes blowing up third world countries!? It's crazy talk!
9. Posted by HollyJ on December 8, 2005 05:48 PM
he's not quite as repulsive as whitney
not quite
10. Posted by gast! on December 8, 2005 07:19 PM
Face it. Girls don't dig him, and.. neither do guys. I predict fiddy gettin' a crack habit within a year or.. half? Yes indeed. (Indeed, I sincerely hope so.)
11. Posted by Caroline on December 8, 2005 11:47 PM
I guess being BFF with Star Jones doesn't do much for your reputation.
12. Posted by mrschickee on December 9, 2005 02:28 AM
lol @ mikeski. That's funny.