December 07, 2005
Eminem in search of new material
White rapping phenom Eminem has apparently hit a severe case of writer's block. What else can explain reports that he's about to remarry his ex-wife, Kim? My take is he's trying to get back to his bread and butter; rapping about drowning her in the family car, and other perfectly healthy fantasies.
"I'm at a point in my life right now where I feel like I don't know where my career is going," he said. "This is the reason that we called it 'Curtain Call,' because this could be the final thing. We don't know."
Curtain Call is apparently the title of Em's upcoming album. In about a week I wouldn't be surprised to hear one stabbed the other with the star that was supposed to go atop the Christmas tree at the Mathers household. No doubt a holiday season to remember for their daughter, who is trailing Michael Jackson's kids in the race for most traumatized celebrity offspring.
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Comments
1. Posted by derekd on December 7, 2005 08:03 PM
Marrying his ex-wife again? Yeah that should work out splendidly. What is he on drugs? Oh yeah, thats right he is. He should drop another hit of X and suck down another ballon of nitrous maybe if he burns up his brain some more that will help him overcome his writer's block.
2. Posted by Donna A. on December 7, 2005 09:47 PM
I agree with their daughter. It's to bad they produced. Another kid in the system.
Donna A.
3. Posted by Nurse Kellie on December 7, 2005 11:35 PM
Haven't they been back and forth enough to know better? A month after they remarry they will be back in court divorcing and fighting for custody again.
4. Posted by andrea22 on December 8, 2005 12:24 AM
Is this guy for real? Honestly, am I the only one who sees how much of a marketing ploy this whole guys life is? I hate when people who know nothing about hip hop say things like 'Yo, guy, Eminem is bomb yo!' Edumucate yourself and pick up and EPMD record, WILLIAM!!! I am so damn sick of hearing how great he is. First of all, he is mediocre at best. If this guy was not white, he would never be making top ten records. Secondly, let's all hope that Curtain Call was the last record. You can only talk about your wife/killing your wife/your daughter/hating fame on so many god damn tracks before it gets stale, and trust me, Mr. Mathers, your career is turning hard and green!
5. Posted by sirokai on December 8, 2005 12:49 AM
He needs more bad stuff to happen to him, so he can write.
6. Posted by bafongu on December 8, 2005 09:04 AM
Write? I've seen better lyrics on the menu at a McDonalds drive through. This guys a terd. I've got corn in me crap that's tougher than him. Street cred? He needs someone to slap that stupid Aunt Jemima rag off his head.
7. Posted by JerseyGirl on December 8, 2005 09:06 AM
Great idea, because Kim is so stable... disappearing, living in hotels, doing drugs...that's the kind of role model Hallie needs.
Not that Em is any better...being on the road, getting addicted to sleeping pills, rapping about killing her mother.
Poor, poor child.
8. Posted by Popz9 on December 8, 2005 09:16 AM
"daddy, when i grow up i wanna be a cracked out whore like mommy, living in a trailer, and getting beat up by my wife-beating wearing husband!"
9. Posted by SugaryCherry on December 8, 2005 03:26 PM
Oh please, he was running out of material long ago. Seriously, what was his last hit? "Ass Like that"? That music video had PUPPET PORN. Seriously, if that doesn't spell downfall, I don't know what does, because the last time I checked, the only shows with puppets that were a success was Sesame Street and the Muppets.