December 07, 2005

Christina Applegate is single

capplegate_divorce.jpgAfter four years of marriage, vintage piece of ass Christina Applegate and “actor” Johnathan Schaech have filed for divorce. Publicists for each released this brief statement on Monday:

"The decision is mutual."

Having masturbated to Christina Applegate for over half of my life, I’m glad she finally realized that I want her and got rid of this guy. He has only been in one halfway decent movie like ten years ago. And he only managed to lip-synch and come up with ways not to fuck Liv Tyler the whole time. Applegate, on the other hand, was in the legendary “Married with Children” and she recently earned a Tony nomination for “Sweet Charity”. She was also #4, between Alyssa Milano and Jill Sandrock, on my 1995 list of “girls to have sex with.”


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Comments

If she would have gotten naked her career would never have died. This should be a lesson to you..Jessica and....Hmmm.... Jessica? Why are all girls name Jessica teases. Damnit Alba and Simpson get nekkid before Hillary starts looking!


Christina Applegate is an under-rated actress. She has also been smart enough to stay out of the Hollywood rumor mill. Jennifer Aniston, another under-rated actress never got naked, and her career lives on. Why? The rumor mill liked her from the start. Limelight = attention = work in Hollywood.

Christina is gorgeous, even more than when she played Kelly Bundy.

Who the hell is Jill Sandrock?

Pfft. Who knows? For all we know I could be Jill Sandrock.

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