December 06, 2005
Jennifer Aniston is topless
Lawyers for Jennifer Aniston are prepared to file an invasion of privacy lawsuit against any publisher that prints photos of her sunbathing topless at her home in Los Angeles. I've never seen Jennifer Aniston’s breasts, so she may have her reasons for not wanting to show them to me, but after ten years of Friends and the recent Derailed, she might want to give me at least something worth looking at. I’m not sure if her nipples are made of solid marble or not, but I’ll have the decency to nod and smile reassuringly if she ever decides to flash me. I’m adorably sensitive like that.
Brad Pitt, on the other hand, not only had the distinction of seeing her breasts for years; he's also one of the millions that have seen Angelina Jolie’s. And considering he's becoming the father of Angelina’s adopted kids, I assume Jennifer’s breasts didn’t make that big of an impression. The fact that Jennifer Aniston is not Angelina Jolie may have also had something to do with the dumping, but that rumor has yet to be confirmed.
Aniston Warns Over Topless Photos [The Smoking Gun - thanks ET for the link!]
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Comments
1. Posted by hafaball on December 6, 2005 08:34 AM
I can't believe you freaks haven't seen her breasts! She was pictured, at least I think that was her, sunbathing somewhere topless. I guess after months someone finally told her that the pics are out in the open, and she might of gotten a little mad.
Plus, she showed some booby in "The Good Girl." Which was a good movie, check it out. And I remember Lisa Kudrow gave an interview with someone saying Aniston's nipples are always erected cause of some condition she has...freaky
2. Posted by The Cavalier on December 6, 2005 08:44 AM
Dude she is going to be nasty when she is 40. Really tan, though.
3. Posted by PKClover on December 6, 2005 10:46 AM
At least she's sunbathing naturally, and not under some headlamps like meat in a deli case. Thanks to 10 seasons of friends, everyone with an imagination knows what her breasts look like. She was nipping out in every single take!
4. Posted by bluecanary on December 6, 2005 01:26 PM
She's not "tan." She's Greek. Greeks are already brown.
5. Posted by PG32 on December 6, 2005 01:30 PM
I'm going to guess that you haven't see this picture of Jenn's breasteseseses.
http://www.bwgreyscale.com/bw_series/bwgs_page3.html
Second row...4th from the left. Tastefully done. Nips and all.
6. Posted by sallysal on December 6, 2005 02:29 PM
the 4 Brandt pictures are up on Jossip (www.jossip.com)
7. Posted by Popz9 on December 6, 2005 02:46 PM
well gee.... angelina jolie's mountains on one side... jennifer aniston's mole hiles on the other... ya... really tough call... brad is wiser than ya'll give him credit for..
8. Posted by Bill Clinton on December 6, 2005 04:02 PM
Who cares about breasts when there is a perfectly good mouth available.....
Aniston has no case.
9. Posted by Tha-Flash on December 6, 2005 05:35 PM
Jennifer Aniston is hot but... Who the hell gives a shit about what a certain person's breasts look like. They'll probably look crap anyway.
Why not just stop being a saddo photographing her sun-bathing without her top on and go on Google and type Boobs.
10. Posted by pixel killya on December 6, 2005 10:16 PM
First, 4 of the pics at jossip.com are NOT Aniston. Just random internet skank #49679631 from several years ago. Only the back-of-the-head pic is her, the one she sued for that they snapped of her when she lived in Hollywood Hills. Second, she does a shitload of lamp-tanning and never has more than a thong tanline...ever. No matter how often you see her in bikini tops on beaches, there are never tanlines up top. And third, her being Greek has nothing to do with her tan. She was white as a ghost for the first 25 or so years of her life. Ever seen The Edge or Leprachaun? She didn't start perma-tanning until about the time she hooked up with Bradley. End of rant...
11. Posted by Justin Cider on December 7, 2005 11:54 AM
Her tits are surprisingly nice, and the picture of her eating the chocolate bar while topless is especially sexy...
I find them at this site:
savemanny.blogspot.com
12. Posted by mrschickee on December 8, 2005 02:29 AM
Okay, let me get this straight...people walk around topless and get upset when others see the results? Cover up your boobies or shut up about it!
13. Posted by Guido on December 11, 2005 03:15 AM
Its not hard to figure why brad left jen for angelina as the difference between angelina and jen is 9-4=5