December 06, 2005
Anna Nicole Smith, Drunk and Slutty
Organizers of the charity fund-raiser Live 8 have sued Trimspa diet firm for failing to control Anna Nicole Smith, claiming that an intoxicated and scantily clad Smith disrupted last summer's Live 8 concert in Philadelphia. Anna's response was to grab her crotch and puke.
Live 8 says that Trimspa not only stiffed them on a six-figure promotional fee, but "to add insult to injury, when Ms. Smith showed up to the Philadelphia concert to be integrated into the ABC broadcast . . . she was intoxicated and scantily clad in revealing attire that was totally inappropriate for a broadcast that would be seen by millions of people." The group claimed she "damaged Live 8's reputation and goodwill in the entertainment industry by her unbecoming and erratic behavior."
This lawsuit boggles my mind. Anna Nicole Smith drunk? And scantily-clad? Shocking. Somehow these Live 8 geniuses failed to realize that Anna Nicole Smith is the Muhammad Ali of drunken skanks. I can only assume that this is because they are cavern-dwelling dwarves who have shunned human society for the last fifteen years.
SUED OVER SLOPPY ANNA NICOLE [Page Six]
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Comments
1. Posted by Popz9 on December 6, 2005 09:51 AM
Anna would make the perfect Godmother to baby Sean Pot-head Preston... Here honey... with a wave of Godmother's hashpipe, here is the club u wished for... now go make daddy K-Fed proud and beat mommy britney with it... no no honey... not in the trailer though!
2. Posted by Gambitgirl on December 6, 2005 10:04 AM
did they actually think she would show up sober and appropriately dressed? do they now KNOW who she is?
3. Posted by al rarow on December 6, 2005 10:20 AM
The whole thing is a sham. This is the same concert that used suckholes U2 and Coldplay to not generate any MONEY for a good cause, only "awareness".
Too bad Chris Martin and Bono weren't in the line of fire when Nicole let go her Spaghetti-Ohs.
4. Posted by PKClover on December 6, 2005 10:49 AM
She who shall not be named gets attention, and she will never go away! Shutty! SHH!
5. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 6, 2005 02:59 PM
"Somehow these Live 8 geniuses failed to realize that Anna Nicole Smith is the Muhammad Ali of drunken skanks."
No, that's Tara Reid. Anna Nicole is more like the....George Foreman of drunken skanks.
6. Posted by JerseyGirl on December 6, 2005 04:33 PM
No, Anna Nicole is the Jabba the Hut of drunken skanks (I know she's thinner now, but she'll always be a pickle-eating fat slob in my heart!).
7. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on December 6, 2005 06:05 PM
Why would they even ask her for help? For freaking six figures couldn't you get Paris Hilton for 10 minutes?
8. Posted by HollyJ on December 6, 2005 07:51 PM
I keep waiting to hear something about Anna Nicole that makes me stare, shocked, like a pie-eyed zealot, unable to believe what I'm reading...
Like "today Anna's unintelligable drunken and drug-infused mumbling could actually be partially interpreted by a scientist studying ancient mumbler tribes of Uganda" or "The New York Post has reported today that Anna has read a book"
9. Posted by hafaball on December 6, 2005 08:43 PM
Plus she has giant boobies...I don't know, that's relevant somewhere. I think she's always drunk though, even when she's not, somehow. Maybe her ex-husband cursed her into always being drunk?
10. Posted by BadGoat on December 7, 2005 11:49 PM
I guess they didn't have a choice since Mother Teresa is not of this Earth anymore. Shocking behavior from Anna!
Anna gives stupid, drunken, & drugged-out blondes a bad name.
11. Posted by mrschickee on December 8, 2005 02:24 AM
I think by now that Anna has alcohol - not blood - running through her veins. No way to stop the crazy drunk train wreck now.