"I doubt any guy would want to get with a woman whose idea of a gift is a car and free parking."

Hey, as long as it's a gift she's GIVING, I'm game.

That being said...I don't know whether to be nauseated by Robert Redford making a play for a woman young enough to be his great granddaughter, or admire him.

Am I the only one who thinks this girl is ugly and looks like a hamster?

@2. pretty much yeah

Don't diss on hamsters. They're cute. >=0

She has a chin like the jawbone of the ass. She and Reese Witherspoon are in competition for least appealing protruding mandible.

Scarlett, no matter how hard I try I just can’t seem to feel sorry for you. Maybe if you’d mentioned having to buy your own gas and novelty air freshener for the car.

I have to respect the fact she keeps the meat on her bones.

Awww, poor Scarlett. Not only do you have no free car, but you have a horse face.

I can sympathize with Scarlet here. I always hated when lobbyists and criminals wanting a pardon would send me some gift like a Porshe and didn't bother to get the heated seat option. Pfft! Like I'm doing any favors for them.

I will not tolerate Scarlett bashing. I have to draw the line somewhere....

"That being said...I don't know whether to be nauseated by Robert Redford making a play for a woman young enough to be his great granddaughter, or admire him."

She's into older guys. Way...older...guys. Keep in mind...Benecio del Toro got to hit that......that bastard.

I wouldn't have guessed age to be Benicio del Toro's biggest handicap with regards to the fairer sex. Does he ever NOT look like he just got rousted out of the gutter after a three-day bender? That guy's got bags under his eyes Rosie O'Donnell could pack a lunch in.

I mean, I'll be the first to admit I'm no Brad Pitt myself, but...damn.

"Am I the only one who thinks this girl is ugly and looks like a hamster?"

No. No your not. I would go so far as to say she looks like Kirsten Dunst with an assload of Restalin.

If I found out someone I knew thought Scarlett was attractive, I would never let them near a special school. Those people shouldn't be taken advantage of.

And the most overated actress award go's to - hamsterface Johanssen!

"She has a chin like the jawbone of the ass. She and Reese Witherspoon are in competition for least appealing protruding mandible."

OMG yes. It's like they were separated at birth. Reese's chin is like a leg protruding out of her face. How that vile contemptful ball breaking biatch ever got Ryan i'll never know. Perhaps she's into voodoo.

STOP DISSING THE HAMSTERS!!!

I keep wanting to like her, but every few months she says something stupid like this.

I'll give her credit for not being 97lbs, and most of her movies have been good.

I can't however say much about her personality when she comes off as stuck up and high mantenence

Wait a minute folks, this is Hollywood, not the real world.

Buying someone a car means you love them today.

Paying for their parking means you also love them tomorrow.

What girl doesn't dream of a little security, especially in Hollywood when she's no longer young enough for those juicy ingenue roles.

She looks like a hamster who fell of its own wheel into the food bowl, choked on the pellets and died a horrible death due to its greed to become a revolting, bloated, hamster corpse.

god you guys are retarded...

this is why celebrities are usually so boring, because when they say something sarcstic or toungue-in-cheek, no one fucking gets it and just give them shit for it.

she lives in New York City! having a car here completely fucking sucks! her point is that a gift of a car is not a good gift because unless you pay for her parking it's going to cost her 3X the price of the damn car just to park it in the city.

People take it seriously because Scarlett has a history of retardation.

"her point is that a gift of a car is not a good gift because unless you pay for her parking it's going to cost her 3X the price of the damn car just to park it in the city."

Sarcasm or not, she's still a spoiled brat. She should shut her mouth, accept the gift, and auction it off for charity if she doesn't want it, but don't b*tch about a GIFT.

Yeah, I love it when celebrities b*tch about all the free stuff they get. Especially when they make millions on top of that. Are we really supposed to feel sorry for these people when we can't even comprehend what it's like to live like that?

she lives in New York City! having a car here completely fucking sucks! her point is that a gift of a car is not a good gift because unless you pay for her parking it's going to cost her 3X the price of the damn car just to park it in the city.

You know, when you think about it that way, it really does make a lot of sense. Afterall, you can't hear sarcastic intonation when it's a typed quote.

Yeah, and sarcasm suddenly rears its head in an article where she is being straightup the rest of the way through? Gimme a break. Plus, yearly parking costs less than the interest she makes monthly off've one of her movies, so boo-hoo-hoo.

Actresses who make as many films as Scarlett Johansson, and as great performances, should be allowed to be sardonic in a magazine interview, should be allowed to tease, without the world's morons slating her. If you don't know her, then leave her alone. All that an audience can slate is the performance, not the personal life or manner of the actress. Know your place. [PS - That is an example of a SARDONIC comment]

Oh, one other thing - a car like that isn't ever a gift, it's asking for free promotion. Brands + companies give actresses cars and clothes because then paperazzi will photograph them in those things, and then everyone will associate that car with that actress and it will sell. It's not a gift, it's an advertizing contract. Don't you know anything?